Showing posts with label Flo Fund. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 12, 2013

Marty Prehn's World of Real Estate Woes





How would you like to own a lake access cottage in northern Michigan for only $873.64?

Marty Prehn is once again, looking a gift horse square in the mouth, and we're not talking about Helen Childers this time.

Having inherited free of all encumbrances, his parents lake access cottage appears to be heading to the same fate as his late mother's house due to Marty's complete disregard of his responsibilities.  You may recall that while under Marty's control of her finances, he neglected to pay the property taxes on his mother's home for two years, ultimately resulting in a tax foreclosure.  This was the primary residence that his parents bought, maintained and allowed their good-for-nothing son to live rent free in.  It went to the tax man for a mere $582.33 before the sheriff kicked him to the curb. 

To Marty's credit, he did the only thing he's good at in an attempt to save the ol' homestead - beg for money!

His benefactor last time was Florence "Take my Money" Iverson, who sent Marty $600 through his Legal Defense Fund scam.  However, being the financial wizard that he is, Marty used this act of charity for other purposes - likely junk food.

If history is any predictor of future behavior, you may deduce that:

A) Marty will hit Flo up for an extra $900 to his existing monthly stipend.

B) Marty will eat it.

C) Marty will lose his inheritance to tax foreclosure.

Thanks, Mom and Dad!