Thursday, March 16, 2017

"Welcome Home, Son (sniff sniff)"


Oh, Marty. You're such a fuck up.

"MONGOOSE JR OUT!"

Update 3/17/17

  • In effort to keep the lice population in check, Jr had a free makeover, courtesy of the taxpayers. Thanks, Schuette on Duty!



He'll be the Belle of the Ball at tonight's dance!


69 comments:

  1. https://youtu.be/NI8bO-85Y2c

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  2. "This has EVERYTHING to do with my cyberstalking case in Oakland County!"

    Tactic right out of the Mossad field manual..

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  3. Marty Prehn
    August 26, 2013
    "I have put many people behind bars as their actions require it and it was their actions not mine that put them there."

    Sing it, sister! Uh huh, I heard that!

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    1. His siblings can't be far behind.

      Reunion in the mess hall median!

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  4. Marty will join his son when Wells Fargo is done with him.

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  5. I'm sure Ronnie Moore's reference letter didn't help at sentencing.

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  6. Write your congressman, Marty. Perhaps an actual letter and not Facebook, you retard.

    And you ain't in Pete Lucido's district.

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  7. I hear Bill Windsor is looking for some new stories for his Lawless America Trip #3. I am sure this will be one of the highlights of the new and improved mockumentary.

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  8. Prisoner Prehn

    That's P-R-E-H-N for the media.

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    1. Has Marty's integrity been restored yet?

      "Damn you, Flem Ling!"

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  9. I wonder if senior sold out his son and was working an undercover covert op for shutte all this time to stop drugs in Macomb county. Marty Sr. the the snitch undercover. I am sure he helped with all the computer stuff including all the IP addresses.

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    1. I wouldn't be surprised if papa was one of the participants in that little Facebook love triangle. They did live together at the time.

      A family affair, if you will.

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    2. Oh, those mischievous Prehn boys.

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    3. Who the hell is Shutte??

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    4. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that he pulled that crap on Jamie Victory.

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  10. What do you think will happen when Jr's new roomies find out that his dad is a Special Agent?

    To the Stars, no less!

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    1. I have a feeling Jr doesn't tell people who his dad is. He was so ashamed of Sr he changed his name to Marty Erwin on Facebook.

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    2. The shame of being his son is worse than being a child molester.

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    1. I'd be pissed, Marty.

      Your friend, Jamie Cook, didn't even use your picture for the article.

      Maybe for the follow-up. Mention the Legendary Dead Doc. Good time to plug the Route 66 Cruise, too.

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    2. "My son, Wyatt, and I would like to give our so-called Guardian Angel a song dedication..."

      https://youtu.be/QqZwZJTXro8

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  12. Marty should use his Florida contacts to get Jr transferred to Raiford State Prison.

    I'd suggest segregation, being a child molester and son of a Special Agent to the Stars and all.

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    1. That General Population stuff is for losers and not befitting a career criminal of Prehn caliper.

      Maybe get Danny D and Trudy to perform for "the guys" on Chipped Beef night?

      "Let's make this happen. Okay Bye."

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  13. Maybe Marty should organize another Whirlpool boycott and claim Jr is a political prisoner.

    It worked so well with Reverend Pinkny.

    "We're mad as hell and not going to take it anymore!"

    You are the most legendary fuck up who's ever lived, Marty.

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  14. Get your pronouns straight, Flem. We can only handle one idiot at a time.

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  15. I wonder if Chuck Berry will be joining Marty and Dan Haggerty for Easter dinner at Gilbert's Lodge this year?

    "Second ghost eats for half off!"

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    1. "HE WAS MURDERED!"

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    2. Actually, old Uncle Chuck and Jr have a lot in common:

      "But in December 1959, he was arrested under the Mann Act after allegations that he had sexual intercourse with a 14-year-old Apache waitress, Janice Escalante,[29] whom he had transported across state lines to work as a hatcheck girl at his club.[30] After a two-week trial in March 1960, he was convicted, fined $5,000, and sentenced to five years in prison."

      Chuck Berry - Wikipedia

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  16. Prudenville's "Avenue to the Stars!"

    [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/2dl829c.png[/IMG]

    Own a slice of heaven for a mere $5,000 in back taxes or 10 Leadership Tables. See Sheriff for details.

    "Let's make this happen. Time to spread your wings and fly!"

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    1. [IMG]http://i66.tinypic.com/35b6mnn.jpg[/IMG]

      "MONGOOSE OUT!"

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    2. The back taxes are More than the house is worth.

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    3. What about his vast collection of "Hollywood Legends" memorabilia that has been left behind by the stars that have stopped by to water-ski over the last six decades?

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    4. - Sammy Davis's glass eye
      - Mickey Rooney's used dental floss
      - General MacArthur's pipe
      - Danny Glover's porno collection (good friend and hell of a nice guy)

      And my personal favorite, Betty White's retainer and training bra combo.

      Oh, the memories. Those people taught Marty to love, much like his late friend, Ron Savage did.

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  17. We can start a gofundme the funds will be used to buy the house at auction.

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    1. And another to pay for the fumigation.

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    2. Of course, the new owner needs to evict Governor Snyder, Pete Lucido, Ugly Betty and a bunch of "Living Legacy" veterans.

      It's all good. His parents hid gold bars, bearer bonds, boxes of cash and other valuables in the rafters.

      Also, a couple of unread books on parenting and general hygiene.

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  18. What respectable person acts like this?

    Sixty one, going on five years old.

    I can't figure out why those Madison Heights cops didn't take him seriously.

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  19. Free "Chronicles of Marty" T-shirt and a one year subscription to the Insider website for a recent photo of Marty Prehn's teeth.

    Offer is open to "The Mongoose himself".

    Come on, Marty. We know that you're dying to read the real juicy stuff we have and you certainly can use a clean new shirt.

    Go for it. Take a selfie of those rotting, puss and larvae filled gum holes of yours.

    "Let's make this happen. Okay Bye."

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  20. [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/fn8bxw.jpg[/IMG]

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    1. Look on the bright side, Marty.

      You could, and probably should, be living with Jr again.

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    2. I think the Minneapolis Wells Fargo is trying to help him with that.

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  21. I seen your still telling the Frasier Mayor that you can help him with federal dollars for the the sinkhole thru your political friends and contacts. We all know your not going to be of any help. All talk no action why because you don't know anyone who is going to make it happen.

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    1. Marty Prehn
      City of Fraser Guardian Angel

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    1. Really sucks when you do the famous "Prehn Bluff" and give consent.

      Kurtis North's integrity has been restored.

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    2. But should any Midland or Isabella County Sheriff stop by the Fairway Bar, a 10℅ surcharge will be added to their tab.

      "That'll teach them to dance with a Mongoose!"

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    3. "Screw those Eastpointe cops. Even my good friend, the black guy."

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  23. Q: What do Hillary Clinton and Heroes have in common?
    A: Marty Prehn can't spell either, even when looking right at it.

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  24. "In your own words, Mr Prehn, tell the court what exactly did a 'Marty Erwin' share with you on Facebook. Keep in mind that you're under oath and it doesn't matter that you've created a new profile."

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  25. Another "good friend" of Marty's assumed room temperature.

    Who's supposed to teach him how to love now?

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    1. Jr could teach him how to love, young girls.

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    2. Jr's busy being tutored by some big black guy. Maybe multiples.

      Learning about sharing, too.

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  26. [IMG]http://i65.tinypic.com/qsqek9.jpg[/IMG]

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  27. Jamie's minivan has more under the hood than a soccer mom's van. Lots of burnouts at the Eastpointe Cruise were attributed by the "White Lightening"

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  28. Coffee with Columbo time!

    [IMG]http://i66.tinypic.com/2hnxhjo.jpg[/IMG]

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    1. Cream, with two lumps of lithium.

      [IMG]http://i65.tinypic.com/oihn5f.jpg[/IMG]

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    2. "Just one more thing..."

      See if Trudy and Travis will come to play in the median at my fake cruise.

      B.Y.O.F.
      (Bring your own flags)

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  29. Mero-in-waiting.

    [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/28tf2wn.png[/IMG]

    I've got a feeling that this lifelong friendship will end before it even starts.

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    1. Marty should introduce him to Carla.

      Go waterskiing together at the Cottage of the Stars!

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  30. Can someone please get ahold of Lucido's office and correct the congressional record?

    House Bill 4384 (commonly known as Wyatt the Mero Law), is being walked through by the Infant Avenger himself.

    "Thanx, Mongoose. We did it!"

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    1. And please add this page to the index of exhibits.

      [IMG]http://i68.tinypic.com/25znfq1.jpg[/IMG]

      Thanks, Pete! See you at the cottage!

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  31. >>>MONGOOSE ALERT!<<<

    Art Van seeking nonprofits for fundraising competition

    Free Money for whatever 501c3 he can attempt to hijack!

    The Route 66 Cruise is as good as paid for!

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  32. "There's no place like home. There's no place like home."

    [IMG]http://i65.tinypic.com/11s347o.jpg[/IMG]

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    1. That bottle of lotion brings back some memories.

      Good times.

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