Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Justice Looms For Jr


This sorry bastard isn't even worth writing an article about.

Good job, Marty.  You tutored him well.


It's Facebook Official!

Admitting the problem is half the battle.


79 comments:

  1. I'm thinking that he'll eventually probably like being on the receiving end of things for 5-8 years.

    Breathe, Jr and don't squirm. It only hurts for the first 100 or so times.

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    1. If he smells anything like his dad, I think he'll get left alone.

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    2. - Said Linda Fergan Bowery.

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  2. "Spread your wings and fly!"

    "Spread your cheeks and cry!"

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  3. If only he had eyelashes like Bill Windsor.

    I suppose it all looks the same from that angle. Especially when hanging on to the cell bars.

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    1. Yep. Plenty of those bruthas have daughters of their own. He'll get a "Mero's Welcome".

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    2. The Hobos behind the Dumpster training will finally come in handy.

      "Thanks, Dad!"

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  4. Can't wait for call for justice. I think Marty might be speaking this weekend at the trump March. #justice4jr

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  5. Nah. They just can't announce it publicly for security reasons. Protection from the cyber stalkers.

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  6. Overkill. Just don't let anyone with a GoPro in.

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  7. I think Marty should prepare a rebuttal to the victim reading her impact statement next week. Talk about all of the good works Jr has accomplished over the years - other than being in jail, of course.

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    1. "I remember the afternoon that he played football with the Macomb County Sheriff's department. He volunteered to use his head as the ball.

      It was all in fun and for charity as people pledged a dollar for every cell phone and various cutting agents removed from the house."

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    2. "In all the horseplay and excitement, no one remembered to feed the dog. We all had a good laugh until Mimi got knocked up by a competing dealer."

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    3. "I'd like to read a reference letter from his old roommate, Ronnie Moore. You may know her from many lively and spirited discussions on the internet about her Christian tattoo.

      She's currently living with my son's other various business associates in Macomb County."

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    4. Marty already has a new book that he's writing. "Jr and Me" it will be on amazon right next to "Bob Barker and Me".

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    5. Next to the Chism brat's best seller.

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  8. I think Deonda and Skye should go to the sentencing with Marty and "Do their thang".

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    1. I Hear Bill Windsor is back the battle. Maybe he will show up with all his movie gear and make a mockumentary. Of course it will have to be short so he can stay awake to edit it all.

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    2. Next weekend junior will be processing thru Jackson. #justice4jr

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    3. Not after Marty proves in court that Flem Ling was behind the whole setup and shows the YouTube video of Pastor Terry Jones!

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  9. 5 Days to the Big Day

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    1. Road trip!

      Get really adventurous and take a picture of a sign for the casino.

      Oh, the glamorous life of a Special Agent. He's a player, I tell you what.

      "Here's a photo from my son's most recent sentencing."

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    2. He must be drinking lots of whiskey because He posted a video of a bunch of horses that were supposedly at the Trump rally. Interesting. Heard the song he was wanting them to play was something about the talking Mr. Ed and Richard Nixon. No Pun intended to Trump but Marty is making this blog Great again.

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    3. https://youtu.be/ayoYNCl8VDg

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    4. He doesn't need anyone's help in looking like a complete idiot every time he opens his mouth or a browser.

      After all, he's Marty Prehn.

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  10. He's reliving that historic night at a free Trump rally where he sat all alone, middle stage left and texted Linda F in between running up to strangers for selfies.

    "Who is this bum with the filthy clothes and why does he pretend he knows me?"

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  11. Q: What does Marty order when he takes Linda to Grady's?

    A: "Whiskey, and beer for my horse."

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    1. ... but in his fantasy world, it's "Ride, Carey, Ride!"

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  12. 1day and a wake up

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  13. Word on the street is that the judge in Isabella is biased against people with dirty clothes and in need of a haircut.

    Get busy, Marty.

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    1. Take the new/old $500 Chevy.

      Dropped that ruse after it didn't yield a free pizza from Buscemi's.

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  14. Oh, yeah?

    And what have you done to make America great lately?

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  15. You see, fellow Anonymous 7:26, it's like this.

    Marty is an enigma. A riddle, wrapped in a mystery and further wrapped in bacon with lots and lots of grease and served on a dirty ashtray. Readers far and wide come to this blog for research purposes, mostly to disprove Darwin's theory of evolution. Many are surprised to learn that such a primitive brain exists outside of a long-term care mental hospital. You obviously are curious yourself, as you Googled Marty and were intrigued enough to not only read this blog, but came back a few times for more.

    We don't blame you. He's a fascinating study.

    Enjoy!

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  16. Be nice to us.

    Cyberstalkers are people, too.

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  17. Some very intelligent people live in Clinton township. Unfortunately, that anon at 7:26 isn't one of them.

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  18. Common now I am waiting to know what Isabella county has to do with me.

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  19. Probably one of Marty's 201 monthly lovers.

    That's a lot of hobos.

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  20. I hear that someone is doing a Write up on Jr. Should be a doozy

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  21. I remember the Yuge story one day about someone having a stake out listening to the newly installed wiretaps at one woman's home. #storysfromMarty

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  22. "Kurt, I need to drive to Isabella for a case I'm working on. Can someone else deliver this box of Pine Tree Air Fresheners?"

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    1. "My good friend, Bill Schuette, is on duty and my cyberstalker is finally going to prison for 5-20 years. My baby sister is next!

      Crazy like a fox."

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    2. "Due to the nature of my activites and the access I have each year I am required to take a mental aptitude test so to refute one of the comments made on the Joey blog. I am not an idiot."

      Oh, yes you are.

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    3. I'm sure everyone here already knows the answer to that question.

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    4. "Your Honor. Since I have to drive back to Macomb County, can the prisoner be remanded into my custody for transport to his other sentencing?

      I'll wear my hat and everything."

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  23. 03/08/2017 at 3:00 PM Isabella County and 03/09/2017 at 8:30 am in Macomb County then on 03/16/2017 1:30 PM in Midland County. It's all comming, SOON, NOW!

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    1. So, what are you saying? Now is the time, the time is now. Or, get ready it's coming?

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    2. 2017 is the "Year of the Mongoose Jr".

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    3. Good job getting Jr put away, Sean. Three separate counties was a nice touch.

      I love it when a plan comes together.

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    4. Three fresh, new mugshots of his son to add to the collection.

      He could make quite the photo collage, if only he had a wall to hang it on.

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    5. I think Jr should knock over a liquor store or something in Oakland County to round out his résumé.

      Maybe the Mayor of Troy can suggest a pizza joint.

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  24. Happy Hump Day, Prehn Boys!

    Jr with Bubba in the mop closet and Papa with his 200+ hobos behind the dumpster.

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  25. "God often punishes with the taking of a person's child or children or in the case a Job his entire family except his wife to get the sinners attention. Our children are our true inheritnece and my sister through her greed and evil ways has already lost 1 third of her inheritence and sadly I believe her other children will be taken in horrific accidents as God's way of spanking her for the sins and evil that she did to myself and my parents." - Marty Prehn

    Amen, brother Marty. Amen.

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    1. By the end of this week, Marty's first born child and only son, will be gone for a long time. According to Marty, Jr can thank his dad. Great job Elder Dawg. Or should I say Child Sexual Predator Dawg? Maybe the Pedophile Avenger? Instead of calling himself the Mongoose, maybe Marty should refer to himself as the Gerbil. RODENT OUT!

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    2. Selective screen shots aren't sufficient. Those damn cops and judges insist on reading the actual blog, which mostly quotes his own words.

      Therein lies his problem.

      "Damn you, Flem Ling!"

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  26. Court is soon. I love Isabella county. It's has one nice looking court building.

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    1. The main tourist attraction is taking a picture of the sign for the casino.

      Local favorite, that sign is.

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  27. It should be time to start the Justice 4 Jr vigil on the steps to the courthouse. Complete with a screening of the Terry Jones YouTube video.

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    1. Waiting for Jesse Jackson to arrive with Skye and Deonda.

      They'll never clear the metal detector.

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    2. Well it's hammer time I mean slammer time. The blog sho go live with comments in about 5 maybe. I believe WJR and the Macomb Daily both sent someone to cover this story

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    3. Yep. Reporters everywhere.

      Too bad Marty blew it off.

      https://youtu.be/wGPcUZRuW14

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    4. It's not like he won't have other opportunities to act like an ass in court for him soon.

      Rock on, Advocate Marty!

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  28. Chad - are you going to write an article about today's events?

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  29. The Clair county review and fox 32 was there news at 11 they said

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    1. This has EVERYTHING to do with a cyberstalking case in Oakland County.

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    2. I thought I head something yelled as he was pulled out of the courtroom

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  30. Marty you were nothing more at Bob Jones University than a sophomore in College Photobombing Regan. Give it up. You have never been nothing more than a body guard for a Muslim Hating Pastor.

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  31. There's a senior citizen/filmmaker getting alleged death threats.

    "Where ever I am needed. Just call my name."

    "Elder Dawg, where are you?"

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    1. I wonder if the elder dawg loves pie. I love pie. Apple, pumpkin, everyone except mincemeat.

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    2. Is it free? Take Walmart gift cards?

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  32. The following event: CRIMINAL SENTENCING scheduled for 03/09/2017 at 8:30 am has been rescheduled as follows: Event: CRIMINAL SENTENCING Date: 04/13/2017 Time: 8:30 am Judge: SERVITTO, MICHAEL E Location: CIRCUIT COURT BUILDING - 4TH FLOOR - COURT ROOM 3

    Seems strangely timed to be a couple of days before Grandma Flo's birthday.

    "Damn you, Flem Ling!"

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    1. That's the ONLY reason why they won't be having a surprise reunion/meet and greet on the Ellen show.

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    2. "ELLEN I need you to get a fb friend of mine on your show for her 91st birthday which will be on April 15th. She is a former Marine and never had any children but has taken me under her Polish wings if you will and she has become my surrogate mother since my mother became a victim of Elder and Guardianship Abuse and financial exploitation of a vulnerable adult. I have never met her in person and would love to meet her in person for the 1st time on your show."

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    3. "I had boobs that made Dolly Parton look average. I would like to share these videos with your viewers. On a serious note thank you for keeping America laughing. Oh did I mention that I am now homeless?: My e-mail address is mprehn2004@yahoo.com and my address is Marty Prehn PO Box 80732 St. Clair Shores, Michigan 48080."

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    4. "And if by chance you have an extra $10,000 laying around I do accept charitable contributions and most likely will use it to help others."

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  33. So I have been practicing my rapping for the next rap-off. I need to be ready to go toe to toe and to go into a rap battle at any time. I am thinking 11 mile will be the new 8 mile.

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    1. Like my friend Curly say's; "M3 is the place to be".

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    2. Marty's McDreamy woman of the law Barbara Mcquade is being ousted by Trump because she is an attorney from ththe obama days. Marty be proud for ousting your "friend" maybe she will stop answering your emails with , "return receipt read" mails. She won't have a job maybe she can speak at your next event. http://www.deadlinedetroit.com/articles/17010/barbara_mcquade_is_expected_to_be_among_those_u_s_attorneys_force_to_resign#.WMNGtUo8KaN

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  34. Barbara was not Marty's "Friend" I had a conversation with Gina and she said Marty basically was like he is to the Lucido office. Marty Who

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