Marty Prehn: Caged Mongoose Unleashed!

I'd like to start this article with a heartfelt and very sincere thank you to the Blog Gods and MetroPCS for allowing Marty Prehn to finally own a smart phone! In doing so, we've been provided with a seemingly endless supply of Mongoose stupidity. I'm so grateful, I think I may cry... we are truly blessed.

Marty can now use his shiny new Samsung to troll the Internet for crap to post night and day. With the constant flow of idiocy from the moronic Mongoose, it's become a challenge to pick which Marty Moment to cover here. I think I'll highlight Marty's complete obsession with the individual Marty routinely calls Flemshady. The comments on an idiotic meme picture Marty shared began with this:

"Marty Prehn
Congratulations flem Shady you finally won an award
Like · 1 · More · 4 hours ago

Marty Prehn
Carla do you remember his real name?
Like · More · 4 hours ago"

These comments are posted under a picture about "Asshole Awareness Day" that Marty shared. Marty is calling Flemshady an asshole here but he's obviously afraid to say Sean's name. That's why his second comment is asking his repulsive Florida stooge if she remembers Sean's real name. He needs Carla to post the name so he can later claim he didn't do it. The plan was in play. But when?

Carla must have been too busy harassing any person of Arab decent in Plant City FL, or posting more racial spew on Facebook because she doesn't chime in with the name Marty wants posted. As is Marty's typical Sunday pattern, loneliness must kick in and he can't wait any longer to continue his harassment. Marty then makes this comment:

"Marty Prehn
SEAN D. FLEMING
Like · More · 1 hour ago"

Marty is such a bad ass. He finally got brave enough to say Flemshady's name and called him an asshole.  This man and his unthinkable bravery and overall intelligence never cease (and desist) to amaze me. And I don't mean that in a good way, you chicken shit dumb ass!

After a brief pause, Marty feels the need to continue his attack on Sean. I don't know what provoked Marty into attacking Flemshady once again but when has Marty ever needed a reason to start harassing someone? Here is his next batch of stupidity:

"Marty Prehn
Kurt A Hesse WE need to talk about the cyber stalking legislation as law enforcement refuses to address this issue regarding MCL 760.11 abd I am more than willing to come and testify about my cyber stalkers and see tgat they get prosecuted as aggrevated stalkers and be sentenced to 5 years or more. Go to the Marty Prehn Chronicles and see the lies, slander, harassment and threats that have been made against me and others by Sean D. Fleming and his other anonymous friends.
Like · 2 · More · 55 minutes ago"

This comment is another great example of the lies Marty will tell to try to stop his exposure on this blog and just generally make an ass of himself. All we do here is point out his lies, laugh at his threats and stupidity, and generally make fun of his claims of greatness. It's not cyberstalking if it's not sent to you and you come here and read it several times a day. I'd love for Marty to just once point out anywhere on this blog where he is lied about, slandered or threatened. We know you won't do this Marty because, well, it's just not here. This blog merely boils down your hatred and lies into one simple and easy to read location. And we have far more regular readers than all of your fake friends put together. Good luck with your threats of RICO lawsuits, handcuffs and prison sentences, you idiot.

The next quart of bile Marty spews is one of his best in his brief smartphone stupidity marathon. Here is the latest load of crap from Marty:

"Marty Prehn
This guy Shaundi Fleming filed at PPL against me once you found out that the Madison Heights Police Department recommended that I get a PPL against him and we went before Judge Lisa Corsica in Oakland County and she put him on notice that if he continued his activity that she would have a court hearing with a jury and sentenced him for aggravated stalking for up to five years apparently he doesn't believe her and so I want to help make a believer out of him I have the court transcripts and I will get together with you and get a copy for you so you could see what was said and what needs to be done to get lawn forcement to enforce these anti cyber stalking laws because the kids in the high school especially are being bullied and the school administrators are washing their hands of the issue and even like using the victim of doing something to provoke these people and to harassing them which is foolish.
Like · 1 · More · 46 minutes ago"

In this comment it appears Marty is trying to claim the recent PPO hearing between him and Sean was one sided. Everyone knows that this just isn't true. Marty was also warned to stop harassing Sean or he would be charged with a felony. I have seen the transcript from this hearing and I can't see what is in it that would make law enforcement change any of their policies. I did see in it where Marty perjured himself more than once. If only he could pretend to be a fraction as smart as his phone, he'd keep the lid on that transcript. And I have to ask this: What does the court transcript have to do with high school bullying? I think being banned from all Lakeview Alumni functions has hit him harder than he lets on. It's the 70's all over again and he's having flashbacks from his entire school hating his guts. "Nobody likes me, nobody cares so I'm gonna eat some Crisco..."

The last comment on this post is classic Mongoose bullshit. Here is Marty's last statement on his post:

"Marty Prehn
I work with legislators and Senators on both sides of the isle and so I don't think you would be proud problem getting this revised legislation done on the cyber stalking so that we can put an end to this bowling that's going on in the schools that are causing kids to commit suicide this epidemic has got to stop.
Like · 1 · More · 45 minutes ago"

Marty just can't help but lie about his great influence with the Michigan government. His claim that he has "been working both sides of the isle on this issue" is hilarious. We know the only isle Marty works both sides of is at the Roseville Golden Corral. Nobody in the Michigan government cares at all about Marty, most have never even heard of him and the two that have consider him the village idiot.

I'll close this article by asking a favor from our beloved moron muse:

PLEASE take Sean back in front of the judge. Your only complaint about Flemshady is your claim he runs this blog. You even claimed you had IP addresses to prove it. We both know that's a huge lie that you can't prove, and more importantly, it's abundantly obvious that Fleming's writing style is, how can I put this, somewhat unique. Going back in front of that judge would be the biggest mistake of your worthless and wasted life.  Just make sure you get the right judge - it's Lisa Gorcyca - not Corsica - you moron!

Please go Marty, PLEASE!