Marty Prehn Gets Fed His Dirty Diaper!

CoMmies, Citizens of Fraser and Law Enforcement personnel throughout the Metro Detroit area (and a special shout-out to Charlie Langton and Simon Shaykhet), welcome back to the Internet's premier and most accurate source of information on the biggest loser on the planet, Marty "The Mongoose" Prehn.

Today is starting to bring back memories of what we here at CoM used to call FunFriday. You see, gentle readers, Marty had a habit of having meltdowns on Friday after he cashed his $80 paycheck at the liquor store and started drinking his Milwaukee's Best. Talk about your Mongoose on the Loose! Idiot.

I have high hopes of a classic Marty Meltdown as Erica Hammel revisits Marty's attempted hijack of her crusade to establish Wyatt's Law, tonight on Bourbon After Dark at 10:00 PM EST. 

For a primer, watch how it went down at the SCS City Council meeting a few years back. Oh, the memories... Good times.

In preparation for Marty's latest exposure as a worthless piece of shit, I encourage everyone to read this past article (red link below) for a little background. 

Be sure to read the comments because they are full of Marty quotes and a few hilarious observations, including from the Wife of the Legendary Doc Chism! Maybe even a Mongoose dropping here and there. 

At the end of the day, Marty was essentially banned from showing his fat, greasy face at any SCS City Council meeting. "Hello, Fraser!"

Enjoy!

Marty Prehn's Waterloo!

Parting laugh: Sarcasm and satire apparently isn't entirely wasted on Marty. Then again, he is pretty delusional...

Oh, that Mongoose.

Marty Prehn Stacks Deck Against Seniors

The top picture on today's post was taken from the Twitter feed of Mark Hackel. He is at an event called Senior Fun Fest. An event to get seniors out of the house for a little shopping and such. This is a line to sign up for a free raffle. 

The second picture is a zoom in on the line for the raffle. Is that a Mongoose I see? Complete with idiotic Special Agent hat and homeless chic beard? Surely he wouldn't pose as a senior and try to win a raffle for the elderly?

Once again you see how far the Elder Dawg will stoop when it comes to taking advantage of the elderly. Is he just out to snatch freebies from the hands of the seniors there today? Or does he have other motives for posing as an elder? Is he searching for his next scam target? Has it become time to find a replacement for Florence? Is he in need of extra income because Linda has finally grown tired of the constant borrowing of her iPhone & his horrible smell? Stay tuned to CoM because you know we'll bring you the latest Marty stupidity as it happens.