"HANTZ OFF MY UNITY HOUSE!"
As we begin the standoff, Marty is hunkered down for the duration. He actually skipped an opportunity to be on both channels 2 and 4 at the Fraser meeting last night, while he hoarded water to flush the toilet and swiped a jumbo bottle of hand lotion from Aldi's.
We hope that this will end peacefully but, damnit as a disabled Elder Advocate, Marty has a God given right to squat in any
abandoned resale shop that he sees fit! Besides, he's made capital improvements to the property (think green light bulbs). Then there's the non-existent Roseville Gratiot Cruise that's just around the corner and he's already sold tickets on the front lawn. Hell, he's even booked Danny D to entertain in the median. "Bring a dish to pass!"
Stay tuned to this blog, The Problem Solvers, Help Me Hank and Let It Rip for continuing coverage, CoMmies.
Gonna get ugly - even for Marty.
"How does he do that?"
Way of the Mongoose.
