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| Local Idiot Evicted Again |
BREAKING NEWS!
It’s been a very interesting morning here in Martyland, my loyal CoMmies. Once again, sweet karma his inserted her large foot right up a Mongoose’s ass. As per a fresh order by the Honorable Joseph F. Boedeker, Chief Judge, Marty has 10 days to vacate the now infamous UNITY House of Roseville. The only thing left to do now is wait until the Sheriff arrives to throw the “Senior Advocate” Marty and his big pile of “intellectual property” out onto Gratiot.
Dee, Marty’s landlord, owner of Grady’s, failed councilwoman candidate and all around idiot who ignored multiple warnings about feeding the Mongoose, might finally get the worthless pile of shit out of her building. She’s so desperate to have him removed, she’s willing to waive the $1,800 in back rent just to get him to leave.
It appears now the only thing left to do is wait for Marty to show up at the next protest he can find, break out the bullhorn and blame all of this on Sean Fleming - “It’s Coming Boy!”
We do know one thing for sure:
He won’t be having a burger with a piece of cheese for 50c extra at Grady’s anytime soon. The idiot has also been banned from that dump!
Go, Marty! Just go.
Shameless asshole.
