Marty Prehn Defined

It's Unity Day here at the Chronicles!

Unity in that Marty has figured out that every reader and contributor to this blog is actually the evil Flemshady...

As Marty scrambles to fill the void left in his vapid existence by the departure of Denny's foot and the entire African American community, he's returned to his comfort zone of meaningless threats and wild-ass guesses as to who doesn't believe his endless litany of lies. Sean Fleming's turn has come back in the rotation.

Anyone who reads here knows that Marty's stupidity has no limits. The fact that he repeats his same moronic spew over and over, despite the overwhelming evidence that he's clueless or lying, just confirms he's too stupid to learn. Recently, Marty has spent most of his fantasy Facebook life trying to retool his true self. While he's searching for a new sucker to support him, he's tried the appear to be a caring, nice guy who just wants to help others and make the world a better place. Unfortunately, the Mongoose just doesn't have the self discipline nor mental capacity to keep the real Marty tamped down for long. The bitter, attention-starved lying idiot always manages to rear its ugly, bulbous head. After a few days of refraining from attacking, threatening or just advertising for his "cyber stalker", Marty can't control himself any longer and out comes the moron we love to laugh at so much!

While jumping back on the Bill Windsor short bus this morning, Marty got carried away and let the following idiocy spill out of his feeble mind:

"Marty Prehn 1 hr · My cyber stalker just does not get it. He can change his name on fb all he wants but his true identity us known whether it is spam on or Semper-Fi wife or Semper-Fi wife life. They are all the same people in violation of Judge Lisa Gorceka's order for Flem Shady not to cyber stalk me or contact anyone in order to slander or defame me." 

At least he almost spelled the judge's name correctly this time. It's Gorcyca, you retard!

I would say this is one of the dumbest comments Marty has ever made, but we all have witnessed much higher levels of stupidity from this idiot. However, that's not to say that comment isn't extremely moronic. According to this statement, Marty says Fleming is using the names Spam on (Spamanon) and Semper Fi Wife on Facebook. I've searched Facebook every way I know how and have been unable to find accounts in either of those names. Both of those people do comment quite frequently on this blog, though. Has Marty become so confused about how Facebook and blogs work that he thinks they're the same thing? There really is a world beyond your pathetic Facebook life, you blundering idiot. His confusion does sorta explain why Marty claims he got the IP addresses for commenters on this blog from Facebook. Not really. Let's face it. Marty wouldn't know what to do with anything longer than a couple of digits, anyway.

Another moronic aspect of this comment speaks to Marty's great investigative skills. Every person has their own writing style. It seems rather easy to tell each commenter from others. Even when a regular commenter uses an anonymous signature, it's obvious to me and practically everyone else who they really are. How can a man who is/was a Special Agent for several different three letter agencies think that all the comments made by the names he has given are the same person? Anyone with half an ounce of intelligence could tell those comments are made by very different people. I guess that explains why Marty can't figure it out.

The next part of this comment really is classic Marty. The Mongoose just has to drop the name of the judge that presided over the great PPO showdown between Marty and Fleming and once again gives his distorted opinion of what she said. This is obviously Marty's attempt at a threat to report Fleming to the judge. When will Marty figure out that everyone knows this threat is like all the others and, indeed, Marty himself - WORTHLESS! Even Marty isn't dumb enough to let himself be forced to prove the lies he told under oath. Marty has never offered any proof of anything he's ever claimed and  as usual, he can't do it in this case either. That's the pitfall of being full of shit.

It also appears to me that Marty believes he can use what the judge said in that hearing as a magic blanket to cover every person who points out what an idiot he is. Apparently, Marty is just going to claim that anyone who critiques his stupidity has to be Fleming or one of Fleming's "accomplices". The problem with this latest Mongoose legal strategy is that the Bill Windsor approach just doesn't work. Before they let Marty "slap the cuffs" on Fleming, he's going to have to supply more evidence than "I'm a national elder advocate, special agent and I said so". Yeah, start your lie with fake credentials, Marty. Puts everything you say afterwards in its proper perspective.

As I lay down in bed tonight to go to sleep, I'll say a little prayer:

"Please, Blog Gods above, give Marty the courage to return to court and attempt to have charges brought against Fleming." 

That would be, by far, the dumbest thing the Mongoose has ever done. And that's saying a lot!

Mongoose Reminiscing...

Anyone that uses Facebook should be familiar with a feature it has called "Time Hop". This feature shows the user what they posted on that date in years past. Marty has been posting the results of his time hops lately and he's just too stupid to realize how bad it makes him look. All of his posts from prior years are the same worthless threats he's still spewing today.

As Marty continues to expose himself as the lying idiot we know him to be by sharing these old threats that never happened, I can't help but laugh. Anyone with an ounce of intelligence would want to hide these fantasy threats, not repost them. Hysterical crap like this: 

Here we are three years later and still nothing has happened. There hasn't even been so much as a phone call to these "murderers" by any law enforcement agency. Maybe the time is now, now is the time for all of Marty's investigations to start. For some odd reason, I highly doubt it.

Along those lines, we here at CoM thought maybe we should do a "Marty Time Hop" ourselves. Take a trip down memory lane with us, CoMmies, and laugh at the abject stupidity that is Martin Erwin Prehn...

http://youtu.be/bxHTfg0wEb4

Marty Prehn is Rich with Bullshit

Greetings and salutations to our thousands of loyal readers, including Marty and his crew of idiots - Racist Carla and Betty the Balloon Slut. Together, that trio corners the internet stupidity market.

I've been spending time trying to clean up CoM's former editor's office. I can now sympathize with the poor people that had to shovel out Marty's old rented room, although the smell of stale liquor and skunk beer can't be nearly as bad as the overwhelming urine stench and "masturbation by products" that likely haunts Marty's rented room to this day. Surely a code violation. You're welcome, Marty.

It seems Cookout saved every idiotic prediction Marty made, and there were hundreds, if not thousands. Bob planned on revisiting these predictions when the date they were supposed to happen arrived, but sold the company before he was able to get to it. I assume the endless flow of current Mongoose stupidity that needed to be reported just didn't leave time to cover the past lies. 

After returning to my own office, I realized I might be falling into the same trap. I also have many records of bold predictions (lies) made by Marty. I then decided I needed to start reminding Marty of his past predictions and empty threats. "The time is now, Now is the time" these predictions should be happening. Today, I'll cover a particularly hilarious comment Marty made last June: 

"Marty Prehn Marion Florence just thought I'd let you know that I'm going to be sending a birthday present to my brother Rick who has been converted so now his name is called dick and he's going to find out that if he thought he outsmarted me he's got another thing coming because the money is that were in the properties out in Colorado is not where the true inheritance was and I had a bet with my father that somebody in the family I thought it would be my sister Marlene but I was not totally right that he was just three of them marlane Shirley and Richard would challenge the my father's trust and I had a backup plan and they're going to find out on Richard's birthday what that was and I had to wait 5 years after the death of the surviving spouse in order to implement it so that will be on September 24th of my mother's passing which is going to be 5 years now and the other going to find out that they all forfeited their true inheritance and it was conveyed to me when the cottage got transferred and all of the contents I can't believe that they were stupid not never to question what that meant all of the contents but they will soon find out have a good day and I'm smiling from ear to ear. They sing in the Southern Baptist Church is on Sunday oh happy day do unto others as they have done unto you the money is that has been set aside will allow me to go after them and the legislation that I've had passed in Lansing allows me to go after them for three times the amount of money that was stolen from me in my inheritance and that it requires that they pay all of the attorney fees which would include the investigation by the FBI the Justice Department and the US Marshalls department it's going to be one hell of a story let me tell you." 

Like most Mongoose droppings, this lie is both puzzling and very telling. Marty can't start any great future threat without first insulting the target. That's just standard for the immature idiot we all know so well. Then, Marty comments that his brother thinks he outsmarted the great secret agent Marty "Mongoose" Prehn. That in itself is so laughable. Nobody has to outsmart Marty, he dooms himself with his complete stupidity on a daily basis. Face it, Marty. A pile of sawdust can outsmart you.

Marty claims his siblings thought that the bulk of the Prehn estate was invested in properties in Colorado. Of course he doesn't mention the many properties that were located in Michigan because he had already sold them off while he was running and raiding the family trust. These were some of the funds that Marty refused to account for when the court demanded records of where the money went. Marty took a contempt charge instead of admitting what he'd done with that rather large sum of money. 

Now, Marty appears to be claiming the bulk of the Prehn assets were hidden in some way at the lake cottage. The old "coffee can buried in the backyard" routine. Marty next references a "bet" he had with his father about what his siblings would try to do upon his father's death. I'm trying to imagine how that conversation must have gone. "Dad, I bet your other children will think they are entitled to some of the family estate when you die, but I'm going to make sure I get to keep it all. Don't bother to read this, just sign it!" Marty also says he had a "back up plan" just in case the siblings interfered with him stealing his parents entire estate. Is it just me or does this statement really point out Marty's greed? No wonder Marty was starving his mother. He was ready to hit the jackpot sooner than natural causes permit. He would have gotten away with it, had Marlene not become concerned with his treatment of their mother. 

Marty next makes the same mistake he always does. He gives a date his lie is supposed to happen. This devil in the details gets Marty every time and proves just how stupid he is over and over. Never once has a single of Marty's threats, lies, fake events or other predictions come true. Never EVER! Marty gives the five year anniversary of his mother's death as the day his diabolical "backup plan" can be put into action and he can cash in on the hidden assets. Can't you just picture Marty mumbling to himself "How long has that woman been dead, anyway? I'm ready to get paid." Such a loving and caring person Marty is. If you don't believe me, just look at his recent Facebook posts.

As we all know, Marty also can't make a threat prediction without referencing his great importance and a few three letter agencies. Marty mentions he can go after his siblings because of "legislation I've had passed in Lansing". What a complete load of bullshit. Another claim by the Mongoose that he's somehow running things in the Michigan state government " behind the scenes". He also claims the siblings will be paying his legal fees and the cost for the - you guessed it - various three letter agency investigations. He further states that the mystery money he's claiming on the 24th will be used for this revenge. I know our government has been trying to cut spending but, when did the FBI, DOJ, and U.S. Marshals start charging up front for Marty's personal vendettas?

I'll close this "Marty threat reminder" by pointing out the great greed of the Mongoose and how it's the root of all of Marty's problems. He threatens that he's going after his siblings for three times the amount of money that was STOLEN from him. Marty feels that since he didn't get to keep all the money, and that some of that money was needed for top notch care of his elderly mother, it was stolen from him. Marty's greed was so great that he refused to let his mother's own money be used for her care. He was so greedy that he insisted on mounting a failed and baseless legal challenge to keep the money he wanted for himself, including her monthly social security check, away from his own mother. The remaining assets he hadn't already spent were further reduced by the legal bills incurred fighting him. Marty couldn't be happy with his fair share of the Prehn estate. His insistence on wanting it all to himself ended up costing him. The act of trying to accelerate his mother's death to collect is what ruined his plan. Rumor has it that just before Marlene rescued her, Marty entered her room and announced "Now is the time. The time is now!" Drats. Another Mongoose plan foiled.

The clock is now ticking on this threat, Marty. Sept 24th will be here soon and your siblings will likely visit their parent's final resting place. You, on the other hand, will be on Jr's living room floor, spewing your lies and hatred on Facebook.

I'll go ahead and make a Marty style prediction myself. Marty will be the same worthless, broke, bitter loser on Sept 25th as he has been his entire life and always will be.

Marty's Big Payday

NOW IS THE TIME, THE TIME IS NOW!

Marty Prehn is a Racist Hypocrite!

Happy Labor Day to all of our Car Parts Delivery Boy Union Member readers!

As we all are still trying to recover from the horror of Marty's corpse-like makeover, the Mongoose did us another great favor. He posted a reminder of what a hypocrite he truly is. Of course, we all already knew that but he took a break from his new Facebook approach to provide us with more proof to point it out. 

The picture above was posted by Marty this Labor Day weekend. Apparently, his daughter and granddaughter were in town and made the mistake of an obligatory drive-by visit with creepy Grandpa Marty. I won't comment on the wisdom of ever letting a child be exposed to an idiot like Marty, but let's just say I'd never do it. As you can see, though, Marty was thrilled enough about the visit he immediately posted about it on Facebook. I'm left to wonder if he asked his granddaughter to donate to his future good works? Probably didn't ask and just stole her lemonade stand money for gas.

Normally, you couldn't fault a grandpa for happily posting pictures of his granddaughter, but this is Marty we're talking about. When looking at his profile, you can't help but notice there are no other pictures of this grandchild. That's because Marty was banned by his daughter from posting them. Marty's daughter is the smartest of his children by a large margin. She literally fled the state of Michigan to avoid the stigma that anyone associated with the Mongoose enjoys. She made her own life, with no help from her worthless dad, far away from the stupidity that is Martin E. Prehn (Jr or Sr). Can you really blame Stephanie for not wanting her daughter's picture posted all over the fantasy page of an Elder D.A.W.G.?

The posting of Marty's granddaughter's picture leads me to this important question: Why hasn't the Moronic Mongoose ever posted a picture of his grandson Tay Tay? Not only does Marty flop with this child's father, the poor little guy lives about five miles from them. Couldn't Marty pose for a picture with this grandchild during the child's visitation with his dad? Why isn't Marty having family dinners that involve Tay Tay? Everyone who reads here knows exactly why: This child is mixed race and the wonderful prejudiced Prehns don't acknowledge the child even exists. This is a great example of what a huge hypocrite Marty is. He's ready to march for black causes and preach racial unity in Detroit in his latest desperate attempt to get on TV, but can't be bothered by his mixed race grandson. You walked arm in arm with MLK, Marty, but you refuse to be seen with your black grandson? How does that work, exactly? We all know of the company you keep and provide police escorts for. Lovely people like Carla:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer

September 2 at

10:50am

Just let me get a hold of these Barbarian Porch Monkey Nigga's.csi"

When Jr was trying to deny being the child's father, Marty was leading the attacks on Tay's mother. He called her a black whore, ridiculed her ethnic name and so on. Once it was was proven that "Jr, you are the father" why didn't Marty embrace his only grandson? Marty didn't seem to have a problem with Jr having sex with this black woman, only the fact that she became pregnant from it. Is the message Marty was sending is that it's ok to use a black woman's for sex, just don't take responsibility for the child you created? I doubt those black women empowerment groups that Marty has been recently sharing Facebook post from would appreciate that sentiment. Makes Marty's recent civil rights activist act pretty transparent don't you think? Maybe Malik Shabazz should speak with the deadbeat Prehns about the importance of good male role models in the lives of young black men? Also lecture "Don't ever get pregnant by a white trash loser" to the black community at large.

Since Marty is too racist and hypocritical to post a picture of his black grandson but is quick to post pictures of his white granddaughter, I feel it's our duty to post one here. This is Marty's only grandson:

I can't help but feel sorry for this poor child. His father Martin E. Prehn Jr is a worthless, deadbeat criminal. His grandfather Martin E. Prehn is a worthless, deadbeat, lying idiot. I can only hope Tay's mother manages to do the same thing Stephanie was able to pull off. Get as far away from the worthless male Prehns as possible. Anyone named Martin E. Prehn will do nothing but bring you down.

Good luck, Tay Tay. You have two huge strikes against you so early in life. I hope you manage to overcome them.

Menopausal Marty

"Just when you think every respectable public restroom has been alerted to the fat guy with grey hair, mustache and glasses..."

Welcome back readers! It's time again for an update on the Moronic Mongoose, aka Marty Prehn. There have been some exciting new developments in the real life of Marty that need to be chronicled.

We all know that Marty's Facebook life changes by the hour, based on who he's trying to impress, but his real life usually remains unremarkable and unchanged. It's not often that there is something genuine to report about Marty, so this is new to all of us.

It was previously reported here that RC3 had returned to the Detroit area and was starting a new undercover assignment. This article is based on his preliminary findings. Mr Cookout would ordinarily write his own stories, but he sent me this information with a note saying: "Write this up for me, I'm working against a deadline". Looking online at the recent corporate credit card transactions, that deadline apparently was the start of Happy Hour at a Detroit tit bar. Regardless, I'll do my best to cypher through his scribble.

It has now been confirmed that the "change of life" has occurred with Marty. The Mongoosemobile had recently been seen at Jr's drug den on a regular basis and we here at CoM were very curious as to why. Cookout has now discovered the real reason - Linda finally woke up and dumped that loser. As with all of the celebrity break-ups this summer, it's not surprising Detroit's premiere power couple is history. I imagine Linda got tired of cleaning up the steaming piles of crap that Elder D.A.W.G. tends to drop everywhere he goes. It had to have been hard on Linda to hear the constant complaints around town and from customers about her beloved idiot. I guess it finally reached the point that she could no longer stomach the hassle and smell that follows Marty everywhere he goes. Either that or Marty pissed in one too many potted plants around the apartment - sewing boxes are so yesterday.

Now that Linda ate the biscuit wheels off of Marty's gravy train, big changes were sure to follow. Sleeping on the living room floor in Jr's Section 8 rental dump is a far cry from the good life Marty had with Linda. This change in lifestyle would call for drastic measures from the Special Agent. A couple of days ago, we saw the first of these attempts.

Brace yourselves, CoMmies, it's time for a Mongoose Makeover!

Unretouched Actual Photo.

Believe it or not, the bloated man with the washed out face pictured above is none other than Martin E. Prehn. When I first received the screenshot from RC3, I just assumed Marty had found a new man crush. After Cookout sent the text that followed the photo, it became clear that Marty had posted a picture of the greatest love he's ever known - Himself! Here is the brief comment exchange between CashFlo and Marty:

"Florence Iverson
Marty? What happened to the widows peak? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzA look alike?
Like · 1 · More · Yesterday at 8:09pm
Marty Prehn
Florence I got divorced twice. Neither one of my wives died or were killed so that is the reason for no widows or widowers peaks. 85 lbs down and another 80-100 lbs to go. Hopefully by the New Year and for my 60th birthday party in May 2016"

Let me first say this about Marty. How many times have we seen Marty comment about some huge weight loss? He's lost over 70 pounds so many times, he should defy gravity by now! Based on my observations of this picture, I can easily see where Marty's "lost" 85 pounds are. Look at his arm in that picture. That thing must weigh 100 pounds itself. I'm not even going to speculate as to how much the man boobs he has laying on the table in front of him must weigh. It's time for the Mongoose to once again start calling for his Weight Watchers celebrity endorsement deal.

I will admit, Marty does appear to look somewhat thinner in the face. I can't tell if this is an illusion caused by his face being clean shaven, the lack of glasses or the new hair color.  It could also be actual weight loss caused be the removal of his access to Linda's Twinkie and Ding Dong supply. I'd bet there isn't a lot of extra food getting brought into Jr's by the constant parade of junkies coming and going. Munchies alone probably exhaust the food supply. The hair color is another thing I'm curious about. Did Marty discover "Just for Men" or did he find some old shoe polish to rub on his head? For that matter, I'm not sure if he's used a hair darkener or perhaps a face whitener. If only he'd have taken a selfie at the end of the night, we could have seen if his profuse sweating had made the color start running down his face.

I'm sure some readers here are wondering why Marty would decide to change his looks so drastically. Was SAM starting a new undercover operation for one of the many three letter agencies he claims to work for? Is Marty tired of everyone in the suburbs of Detroit recognizing the village idiot as he arrives? Did Marty see the picture posted on the previous article on this blog depicting what he looks like in his fantasy Facebook life and decide he needed to look more like that? I'm going to speculate that none of these are the real reason for the Mongoose Makeover. I think Marty desperately needs to find a new sucker to replace Linda. His time at Jr's is running out, not to mention he must be really hungry. Marty needed a new look because he needs a new place to flop rent free. That wasn't going to happen looking the way he did. Women could spot the loser he is from a mile away. Nice try, Marty. They still can.

One other aspect of the breakup between Marty and Linda I'm left to wonder about is this: What effect is this going to have on Marty's employment with Daddy Fergan's company? Is Marty now on borrowed time at Carquest? He would have been fired long ago without Linda protecting him. Now that it's over between them, how long until Marty gets fired? His 10 hours per week seem to have already been cut, based on his visits to this blog and his all day long posting on Facebook. It's very possible he's already unemployed again.

I'll close this report with a few questions. Has Marty already targeted his next sucker (Cristal) to mooch off of? Has Marty been or soon to be fired as the top delivery boy at Carquest? Can Marty afford to hit the thrift shop for some new clothes to complete his makeover from homeless chic to inner city idiot? And my biggest question of all: What will happen when Marty squeezes that Walmart Special Agent hat on his newly dyed sweaty head?

When that hat turns brown, Marty will look like the true shithead we know him to be.

The Secret Double Life of Agent Prehn

Welcome back loyal readers, and a special shout out to the new readers that responded to our handouts at Camp Patriot!

While watching TV a few days ago, I saw a commercial that made me think of Marty Prehn. I know I shouldn't bring my work home with me, but it happened. In the commercial there is a famous person featured comparing himself to another version of himself. This is so true to life for the Moronic Mongoose. There are actually two versions of Marty: Facebook Marty and real life Marty. Today, I'll juxtapose the differences between the two.

In Marty's fantasy life on Facebook, he is a superhero. Marty has given himself a couple of superhero names that he uses like he came straight out of a comic book. The Elder Avenger or Elder D.A.W.G. are the two most used. Marty once claimed an auto company was going to supply him with a tricked out car, similar to the Batmobile, to drive around the country performing his "good works". There was even a time recently where Marty posted a picture of the Batmobile and added the comment "Elder Avenger?" to it. His superhero personas are constantly coming to the rescue or promising to right some injustice.

Unfortunately for Marty, his real life is nothing like that of a superhero. He drives a POS SUV that's constantly in danger of breaking down every time it's used. The Mongoose is so broke, he can't afford a superhero costume either. You won't be seeing the Elder Avenger running around Detroit wearing a cape and tights. That is unless he ties his one stained sheet around his neck and stole some of Linda's XXXL pantyhose. Then he'd still have to steal spare change just to put gas in the Mongoosemobile. Regardless, it'll still be same old Marty waddling around in his thrift store jeans and shirt that is way too small. On a good day, you might catch him in that same ratty sports coat and sweat soaked shirt. And, of course, his Walmart "Special Agent" hat. I won't even mention how hard it is to be a superhero when the location of your secret lair changes according to who will let you flop on their couch or living room floor.

The left is Marty's Facebook bedroom, actual is on the right...

Facebook Marty is also a mover/shaker in the entertainment industry. He's friends with any Hollywood star that is in the news. He's worked as a voice coach for Sly Stallone in the Rocky movies. Marty is also a screen writer, having written a movie script for the Lifetime or Hallmark channels - I was never sure which because it changed by the day. He was also to star in his movie. There was another script supposedly floating around where Marty was a prize fighter. All of this makes Marty a sought out guest on daytime talk shows. He's announced several times he'll soon be appearing with whoever he's currently lying to on Ellen, Dr Phil and so on. Same story with the late night shows, including Leno, Letterman and Fallon. Marty's original production company, MTM Productions, was even producing a TV show similar to America's Most Wanted and Marty proclaimed "Hollywood here I come".

Of course, real life is much different for the complete idiot. We've all seen his pathetic Facebook messages begging Ellen and Dr Phil to have him on their shows. The moron showed up at fundraisers where celebrities were appearing, carrying his own version of an Oscar (dumpster-bound souvenir statue) trying to get in a picture with them. Marty posted a picture several months ago of him with his "close personal friend" Dan (Grizzly Adams) Haggerty. With the announcement a few days ago that Griz has cancer, Marty posted a couple of other pictures he took that day. They were taken while he was standing in an autograph line. Why would Marty need to stand in line for an autograph from a close friend? Why not get the autograph the next time you're "hanging out" with him. Of course, he recalled personal, intimate stories the two had shared and spoke of him in the past sense, as if he's already dead. Idiot. If and when Haggerty passes, Marty will likely learn from reading this blog 25 times a day.

Another part of Marty's Facebook life he's really proud of is his political power. He's friends with more elected officials than I have the bandwidth to list here. The Mongoose is constantly instructing the Michigan legislature to pass laws, have senators intervene on other's behalf, heading up national tasks forces, going to Washington D.C. to twist arms. Lunch with Sarah Palin, the Governor coming to Saint Clair Shores to meet with him. Pete Lucido setting up an office in Marty's inherited lake cottage. The political clout this man has is incredible. A real powerhouse, that delivery boy is.

Of course, reality is again a slap in the face to Marty. His continued crying for laws to protect the lying idiot from "cyber stalkers" go unanswered. His non stop emails to the Michigan AG go straight into the spam folder. He's never gotten close enough to Sarah Palin to get her picture. He was recently slapped down by the mayor of Eastpoint over his cruise hijack attempts. He's even been banned from speaking at the SCS city council meetings. You'd think the mayors and councils of these local cities would fear offending someone with the ability to get them voted out of office the next election. Well, they do, but that just isn't Marty. He's considered the village idiot in both of those cities, plus several others I'm sure. How's the love coming from Berkley these days, Marty?

No article about the incredible Facebook life Marty leads would be complete without covering Marty's many associations with government and law enforcement agencies. Marty works for the FBI, CIA, Secret Service, DOJ, Michigan State Police, and various sheriff's departments, just to name a few. His

original self-given nickname, Mongoose, was his code name while guarding the life of candidate Reagan and continued when working deep undercover for the CIA many years ago. He's a Secret Agent, Undercover Agent, informant, Special Agent and so on and so on. It was only a few months ago that Marty was riding in the protection detail for the President's visit to Michigan. Marty is even ranked high enough in the Michigan State Police that he personally arraigned for his friend Carla to have a police escort from the airport to the Oakland County courthouse so she could file an affidavit and make it back in time for her connecting flight. That can't be a small undertaking. The Mongoose was the agent in charge of the hidden camera bedroom surveillance of a woman in Texas that he claimed he was going to personally slap the cuffs on. You have to be a really high ranking member of the FBI to have multi-state agent in charge status, I would think. Marty is continuously having people investigated by all of the agencies listed above. As he's bragged, he has put many people behind bars himself!

Back to reality you poor, hapless imbecile. The only agency you've ever been in genuine communication with hands out the food stamps. Law enforcement and government agencies go to great lengths to keep their agents and informants secret. Those informants and agents don't brag about it on Facebook, you moron. You've never worked for any agency or sheriff. You've never instigated an investigation or worked undercover. You're a part-time auto parts delivery boy. You claim to be a law enforcement agent, yet you pissed yourself and ran away when "scarecrow" Dave Wilson threatened to kick your ass. Facebook badass, real life coward. None of the charges you've claimed your enemies were being arrested for have ever come true. No agency has ever investigated anything you claimed they were. Nothing more than empty threats and complete lies. Story of your real life, dumb ass.

Marty's Facebook life is so incredible, I just can't cover it all in one article. I haven't even mentioned all of Marty's advocacy claims or his great influence on the local and national media. Nor can I cover his day spent planning the reunification of Germany with the the Gipper or his recently revealed marching with MLK the day before his assassination. If only Marty had stayed a little longer, Dr King might still be alive today. There is only so much time in the day to cover Marty's lies and as usual, he has greatly exceeded my daily limit.

A man with such an incredible life should be getting hailed and celebrated. He should be living comfortably in retirement while writing his memoirs, not delivering auto parts and squatting in a dump where the house next door had to be burned down because of the infestation problems. His government retirement benefits should include medical coverage to pay for his pacemaker or heart transplant - whichever the latest GoFundMe scam page claims. How sad is it that this incredible American has to depend on the charity/pity of an over ninety year old senile lady to be able to feed himself Big Macs and pay his cell phone bill? 

Wake up, America. Support your local idiot!

Marty Prehn is Full of Shit

My name is John Tuttle - parts unknown because of the nature of my job - and it's good to be back again; Candice, Pete...

... back to continuing our coverage of the Moronic Mongoose Marty Prehn, that is. 

By now, everyone who reads here knows that when it comes to Marty, nothing ever changes, likely starting with his underwear. It's always the same thing over and over. The same worthless threats, claims of greatness, attention seeking scams and calls for fundraisers. Just once I'd like to see that idiot follow through on a threat or come up with a new scam. To be honest, I'm becoming quite bored with the same old crap/new day from this idiot.

Speaking of same old crap, Marty blessed us with this comment yesterday:

"Marty Prehn 

1hr

Flem Shady shooting off his mouth again and committing perjury at the same time. The Judge said that I had a case to go after Flem Shady and she would have a jury trial for aggrevated stalking which is a 5 year felony. And he committed perjury a 2nd time when he said that he was never at the apartments on 12 mile road and the apartment manager wrote a letter to the St. Clair Shores City Council stating that she had seen him on the property several times and he called the owner of the apartments and threatening them with a lawsuit if they mentioned his name and was wanting to get the property manager fired."

Blah blah blah you stupid internet blowhard. Does any of this sound familiar to anyone here? I'll do my best to ridicule this statement without going to sleep on my keyboard.

This comment by Marty was made on a Facebook share of a link to this very blog, so I can only assume that Marty is claiming "Flem Shady was shooting his mouth off" in my previous article. There was no quote from Sean Fleming in the article so I guess Marty is once again claiming Sean wrote it. Marty's repeated claims that Sean writes this blog, including his assertion that he can prove it with IP addresses, will end up being his downfall. Strike that, how can Marty have a downfall when he's already a bottom feeding moron? Nothing to fall from. I'm not going to even bother with the "committing perjury again" part. It's just too stupid to bother with.

Defendant Marty keeps ranting that the judge in his PPO hearing told him he had a case he could pursue against Fleming. You know, the felony with a five year sentence. I've read the transcripts from that hearing and either Marty was very confused about what the judge said that day or he's just doing his usual telling lies on Facebook. The judge warned BOTH parties that day to stop harassing each other. BOTH parties were told if they didn't stop then the other could pursue criminal charges. From what I've seen since, Marty is the only one who hasn't stopped posting about Sean. Wouldn't that mean Sean actually has a better case for a "5 year sentence" against Marty? Once again, the brilliant Prehn legal mind is on display. Did he get his J.D. before or after his pilot's license?

The other part of this comment is just more Marty stupidity we've seen before. Who can forget Marty reading his "letter from the apartment manager" to the city council. You remember, the one that kept changing from first to third person? It was really quite funny at the time because it was obvious the letter had been written by Marty. That's exactly why the letter was read to the city council, but not submitted as evidence against Fleming at the hearing. Marty was never able to accept that the person he was claiming was Sean was actually a process server Marty was dodging. They even went so far as to say the person was driving an SUV and identified himself as a constable. Doesn't matter that Fleming doesn't own an SUV and the court summons for the PPO hearing was being served by the constable's office. Once again, I'll skip the perjury nonsense because, based on the transcript, Marty perjured himself over and over.

As I begin to yawn more frequently, I'll close this article by once again talking straight to Marty:

Marty, you're never going to figure out just how stupid you make yourself look with your constant empty threats. Never once have you followed through on a single one. NEVER! Some of your favorite all caps sayings are "NOW IS THE TIME, THE TIME IS NOW" or "GET READY, IT'S COMING". Well, we've all been waiting for a long time and still you've never done a damn thing. It's the story of your pathetic life. What exactly is "it"? When is it coming? When is the time? When will you stop pretending to be a bad ass on Facebook and actually do something in real life? You make all these threats, claim you have evidence, yet never do anything. What are you waiting for, big bad Facebook Marty? Why haven't you made a single one of your threats happen? You're nothing more than a little girl in a old, fat, broken down body with way below average intelligence. Put up or shut up, you Facebook sissy. You're a clueless, powerless, lying idiotic blowhard! Prove me wrong, ELDER D.A.W.G. Unfortunately, we all know, including you, it's never going to happen, right?

Have a great weekend, Marty. Everyone here is looking forward to laughing at your next big threat. I now understand why your pea-brain thought the above Shit Demon picture was the Cowardly Lion...

Marty and his Silly Fantasies

One of the lessons we've learned here at CoM is this: Marty spews some of his best stupidity on the weekends. Actually, Friday Saturday and Sunday have been the best times to witness Marty at his idiocy peak. It's as if the Mongoose considers lying and attacking people ideal activities for an enjoyable weekend, not to mention, it's the only activity Marty can afford. What a great life ELDER D.A.W.G. has! 

I'm glad to inform everyone that this Saturday, all indications are that Marty will once again supply us with some weekend laughs. I noticed this Saturday morning post earlier: 

"Marty Prehn 1 hr edited This company, PRIMO FRAME AND COLLISION of Eastpointe, Michigan needs to be investigated for tax evasion and operating with out being a registered business with the State of Michigan and insurance claims fraud and fabricated towing bills. Why is the City of Eastpointe taking their police cars there to get repaired? The city manager Steve Duschene needs to check this out as well as Ruth Johnson from the Michigan Secretary of State and the Michigan Department of Treasury for tax evasion and fraud and for paying people under the table and using a computer to commit crimes and title jumping. This business is not located in Warren but is in Eastpointe and needs to be shut down and investigated. No local and state taxes or employment or employee taxes paid for several years now. WHY?" 

On the surface this appears to be an average, run of the mill empty threat from the Mongoose. Marty is continuously calling for investigations into anyone who has figured out that he's a total loser, but this threat is actually another great example of just how full of shit Marty really is. This next comment was posted, along with pictures of Primo's business permits, in an article on this blog June 24th 2014: 

"Marty Prehn 1 hr · Don't forget to attend the 7:30 Berkley Planning Commission Meeting and let your voices be heard. Next up will be the raid on Primo Frame and Collision for failure to pay state and federal taxes and employee payroll taxes. This will be conducted by the Michigan Treasury Department and the Michigan State Police. Cars will be seized including a silver Mercedes and the business padlocked and closed for business for failing to register as a business in the State of Michigan." 

In the top comment that was made Saturday, Marty states this business NEEDS to be investigated. Yet, over a year ago Marty was describing a pending law enforcement raid on this same business. Wouldn't an investigation have to have been completed before the great raid Marty is so happily bragging is imminent? Why is an investigation needed again? Why wasn't Primo's "padlocked and closed for business"? I'm sure the answers to those questions are easy to figure out. No branch or agency of any government, foreign or domestic, takes anything from this "mental patient in waiting" serious.

"How stupid can one man be?" is the real head scratcher. Marty was obviously lying in the earlier comment because no raid ever took place. The legal business permits were posted on this blog. Yet a year later, Marty is calling for an investigation into the exact same allegations. Marty, you've really got to create a system that will help you keep track of your lies so you'll quit exposing yourself because you can't remember your previous Mongoose droppings. It's easy. All of our employees use our massive database of your bullshit. 

I'll close this article by pointing out another Marty lie that was supposed to be happening today. Who, other than Marty, could forget this comment: 

"Marty Prehn August 15. 2015 is Detroit Tigers retirement day up at Houghton Lake for number 17 Cy Young Award Winner and 2 time MVP Denny McLain and number 11 and 11 time gold glove award winning catcher Bill Freehan and 1968 MLB World Series Champions." 

I would think Marty would be hyping this event on his Facebook page, or even be busy with last minute setup and preparation for this great party. Instead, the idiot has been posting silly Facebook memes nonstop all day. Did you forget about this lie too, Marty? If the party was rescheduled, as I'm sure you'll claim after reading this - probably because of Denny's foot, shouldn't MVP Productions have announced this? How many poor Tiger's fans will show up at the lake looking for the party? I'll answer that one for you Marty, NONE. That's because everyone knows you are a complete fraud and liar, and, like everything else, a complete failure.

Silly Mongoose. Silly, stupid, fat Mongoose.