Marty and his Silly Fantasies

One of the lessons we've learned here at CoM is this: Marty spews some of his best stupidity on the weekends. Actually, Friday Saturday and Sunday have been the best times to witness Marty at his idiocy peak. It's as if the Mongoose considers lying and attacking people ideal activities for an enjoyable weekend, not to mention, it's the only activity Marty can afford. What a great life ELDER D.A.W.G. has! 

I'm glad to inform everyone that this Saturday, all indications are that Marty will once again supply us with some weekend laughs. I noticed this Saturday morning post earlier: 

"Marty Prehn 1 hr edited This company, PRIMO FRAME AND COLLISION of Eastpointe, Michigan needs to be investigated for tax evasion and operating with out being a registered business with the State of Michigan and insurance claims fraud and fabricated towing bills. Why is the City of Eastpointe taking their police cars there to get repaired? The city manager Steve Duschene needs to check this out as well as Ruth Johnson from the Michigan Secretary of State and the Michigan Department of Treasury for tax evasion and fraud and for paying people under the table and using a computer to commit crimes and title jumping. This business is not located in Warren but is in Eastpointe and needs to be shut down and investigated. No local and state taxes or employment or employee taxes paid for several years now. WHY?" 

On the surface this appears to be an average, run of the mill empty threat from the Mongoose. Marty is continuously calling for investigations into anyone who has figured out that he's a total loser, but this threat is actually another great example of just how full of shit Marty really is. This next comment was posted, along with pictures of Primo's business permits, in an article on this blog June 24th 2014: 

"Marty Prehn 1 hr · Don't forget to attend the 7:30 Berkley Planning Commission Meeting and let your voices be heard. Next up will be the raid on Primo Frame and Collision for failure to pay state and federal taxes and employee payroll taxes. This will be conducted by the Michigan Treasury Department and the Michigan State Police. Cars will be seized including a silver Mercedes and the business padlocked and closed for business for failing to register as a business in the State of Michigan." 

In the top comment that was made Saturday, Marty states this business NEEDS to be investigated. Yet, over a year ago Marty was describing a pending law enforcement raid on this same business. Wouldn't an investigation have to have been completed before the great raid Marty is so happily bragging is imminent? Why is an investigation needed again? Why wasn't Primo's "padlocked and closed for business"? I'm sure the answers to those questions are easy to figure out. No branch or agency of any government, foreign or domestic, takes anything from this "mental patient in waiting" serious.

"How stupid can one man be?" is the real head scratcher. Marty was obviously lying in the earlier comment because no raid ever took place. The legal business permits were posted on this blog. Yet a year later, Marty is calling for an investigation into the exact same allegations. Marty, you've really got to create a system that will help you keep track of your lies so you'll quit exposing yourself because you can't remember your previous Mongoose droppings. It's easy. All of our employees use our massive database of your bullshit. 

I'll close this article by pointing out another Marty lie that was supposed to be happening today. Who, other than Marty, could forget this comment: 

"Marty Prehn August 15. 2015 is Detroit Tigers retirement day up at Houghton Lake for number 17 Cy Young Award Winner and 2 time MVP Denny McLain and number 11 and 11 time gold glove award winning catcher Bill Freehan and 1968 MLB World Series Champions." 

I would think Marty would be hyping this event on his Facebook page, or even be busy with last minute setup and preparation for this great party. Instead, the idiot has been posting silly Facebook memes nonstop all day. Did you forget about this lie too, Marty? If the party was rescheduled, as I'm sure you'll claim after reading this - probably because of Denny's foot, shouldn't MVP Productions have announced this? How many poor Tiger's fans will show up at the lake looking for the party? I'll answer that one for you Marty, NONE. That's because everyone knows you are a complete fraud and liar, and, like everything else, a complete failure.

Silly Mongoose. Silly, stupid, fat Mongoose.