Marty Prehn is Full of Shit

My name is John Tuttle - parts unknown because of the nature of my job - and it's good to be back again; Candice, Pete...

... back to continuing our coverage of the Moronic Mongoose Marty Prehn, that is. 

By now, everyone who reads here knows that when it comes to Marty, nothing ever changes, likely starting with his underwear. It's always the same thing over and over. The same worthless threats, claims of greatness, attention seeking scams and calls for fundraisers. Just once I'd like to see that idiot follow through on a threat or come up with a new scam. To be honest, I'm becoming quite bored with the same old crap/new day from this idiot.

Speaking of same old crap, Marty blessed us with this comment yesterday:

"Marty Prehn 

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Flem Shady shooting off his mouth again and committing perjury at the same time. The Judge said that I had a case to go after Flem Shady and she would have a jury trial for aggrevated stalking which is a 5 year felony. And he committed perjury a 2nd time when he said that he was never at the apartments on 12 mile road and the apartment manager wrote a letter to the St. Clair Shores City Council stating that she had seen him on the property several times and he called the owner of the apartments and threatening them with a lawsuit if they mentioned his name and was wanting to get the property manager fired."

Blah blah blah you stupid internet blowhard. Does any of this sound familiar to anyone here? I'll do my best to ridicule this statement without going to sleep on my keyboard.

This comment by Marty was made on a Facebook share of a link to this very blog, so I can only assume that Marty is claiming "Flem Shady was shooting his mouth off" in my previous article. There was no quote from Sean Fleming in the article so I guess Marty is once again claiming Sean wrote it. Marty's repeated claims that Sean writes this blog, including his assertion that he can prove it with IP addresses, will end up being his downfall. Strike that, how can Marty have a downfall when he's already a bottom feeding moron? Nothing to fall from. I'm not going to even bother with the "committing perjury again" part. It's just too stupid to bother with.

Defendant Marty keeps ranting that the judge in his PPO hearing told him he had a case he could pursue against Fleming. You know, the felony with a five year sentence. I've read the transcripts from that hearing and either Marty was very confused about what the judge said that day or he's just doing his usual telling lies on Facebook. The judge warned BOTH parties that day to stop harassing each other. BOTH parties were told if they didn't stop then the other could pursue criminal charges. From what I've seen since, Marty is the only one who hasn't stopped posting about Sean. Wouldn't that mean Sean actually has a better case for a "5 year sentence" against Marty? Once again, the brilliant Prehn legal mind is on display. Did he get his J.D. before or after his pilot's license?

The other part of this comment is just more Marty stupidity we've seen before. Who can forget Marty reading his "letter from the apartment manager" to the city council. You remember, the one that kept changing from first to third person? It was really quite funny at the time because it was obvious the letter had been written by Marty. That's exactly why the letter was read to the city council, but not submitted as evidence against Fleming at the hearing. Marty was never able to accept that the person he was claiming was Sean was actually a process server Marty was dodging. They even went so far as to say the person was driving an SUV and identified himself as a constable. Doesn't matter that Fleming doesn't own an SUV and the court summons for the PPO hearing was being served by the constable's office. Once again, I'll skip the perjury nonsense because, based on the transcript, Marty perjured himself over and over.

As I begin to yawn more frequently, I'll close this article by once again talking straight to Marty:

Marty, you're never going to figure out just how stupid you make yourself look with your constant empty threats. Never once have you followed through on a single one. NEVER! Some of your favorite all caps sayings are "NOW IS THE TIME, THE TIME IS NOW" or "GET READY, IT'S COMING". Well, we've all been waiting for a long time and still you've never done a damn thing. It's the story of your pathetic life. What exactly is "it"? When is it coming? When is the time? When will you stop pretending to be a bad ass on Facebook and actually do something in real life? You make all these threats, claim you have evidence, yet never do anything. What are you waiting for, big bad Facebook Marty? Why haven't you made a single one of your threats happen? You're nothing more than a little girl in a old, fat, broken down body with way below average intelligence. Put up or shut up, you Facebook sissy. You're a clueless, powerless, lying idiotic blowhard! Prove me wrong, ELDER D.A.W.G. Unfortunately, we all know, including you, it's never going to happen, right?

Have a great weekend, Marty. Everyone here is looking forward to laughing at your next big threat. I now understand why your pea-brain thought the above Shit Demon picture was the Cowardly Lion...