Marty Prehn and Bill Windsor - Lovers or Just Friends?

Gentle CoMmies;

The weekend is upon us and decent people across the nation gather with family and friends to enjoy the best things in life. Things like going to the movies. School or sporting events. A special dinner at home or a fine restaurant. And, of course, reading about what a f*ck up Marty Prehn is...

It's been an exciting past couple of weeks here at CoM. The first month of 2015 will forever be known for the downfall of some of the biggest idiots mankind has ever defecated. I'll be the first to say that 2015 isn't going to be the Year of the Mongoose, nor will it be the year Lawless America..The Movie makes its world premiere. Actually, it's shaping up to be just the opposite. Marty Prehn, by and thru Bill Windsor's crushing defeat in a Texas courtroom, lost the only viable threat he ever really had to use against his enemies.

The only real people or cause that Marty has successfully aligned himself with has been declared dead and it's "Advocate in Chief", Bill Windsor, is a wanted fugitive with numerous judgments and Protection Orders against him for, well, doing exactly what Marty does - harass and con people for money and make believe notoriety. You can see how those two idiots made such a great team. Windsor had the ability to harass people through the courts and Marty could do what he does best - latch on to someone's coat tails and claim to be a part of what they're doing - front and center or "behind the scenes". Marty was so caught up in the excitement of whatever con Bill Windsor was pulling that he proclaimed himself the Regional Director for Lawless America. He filled his Facebook page and even posted to this very blog with idiotic comments like this:

Marty Prehn aka THE AMBASSADOR February 4, 2014 at 5:39 PM
"Get ready for some more breaking news that will be getting National Media Attention where Megan Van Zelfden and her imaginary wittle joeys will be exposed for ALL of the word to see. I just notice in the photo on the set with ELLEN that the gold statute has been included. Thanks I thought I left it home whern that photo was taken. And Megan WHOSE YOUR BIG BOY? lol Can you create that photo that I had asked you for? You know the one with Bill Windsor as the Skipper (does the Skipper have a last name?) And me as Gilligan (does Gilligan have a last name?) David Scheid as the Professor (does the Professor have a last name?) Tammy as MaryAnn (does MaryAnn have a last name?) And of course Jennifer Love Hewitt as Ginger (I know she has a last name on the show. And maybe Brenda Battle Jordan and her husband Ken as Mr. and Mrs Thurston Cookout the III. I guess most of those on Gilligan 's Island were NOBODIES as well. Well Maggy are you up to the task? And don't forget to make the boat the SS MEKNOW and on the back of the boat LAWLESS AMERICA Windsor, Ontario. Lets see those artist skills of yours."

Marty proceeded to attach himself to Bill like a tick on Mary Deneen in Montana. The Mongoose became Lawless America's biggest, fattest lemming. Marty thought Bill was going to put him on the big screen and make him a star. That would surely get the advocacy donations rolling in. Marty would be not only a huge star but also wealthy beyond his greatest hopes. Unfortunately, Bill never figured out what everyone here knows. Anything that Marty manages to associate himself with is immediately doomed. The Elder Avenger is so toxic that just having his name attached to Lawless America meant certain death to the movement. As of yesterday, the SS MEKNOW now sits on the bottom of Vexi Lake in Ellis County Texas. I'm just amazed, yet somewhat disappointed, that the rodent Marty was able to abandon the dingy before it went down.

While telling the story of these idiots, I must mention a few of the players in the saga. When a group of people we'll refer to as the Snaps (I still can't figure out what a "Joey" is) found Windsor and recognized him as the con artist he is, they began to comment about him on a blog. Bill began a desperate search to find out who Gingersnap, the alleged leader of the Snaps, is. Enter a Balloon Sex fetish clown from Garland Texas named Betty Krenik, aka Ballon Betty. When Betty's husband became dissatisfied with the way Betty was "blowing his balloon", as it were, he supposedly had an affair with a client of his that we know as MVZ. This caused a burning hatred in Betty and an all out Internet war began. This eventually led to Betty falsely informing Bill that MVZ was the evil cookie that ran the Snaps blog. It didn't take her long to figure out that Marty was the dumbest lemming of the herd and he would jump at the chance to attack MVZ in order to stay in the LA spotlight. Marty also decided this innocent woman must also be the mastermind behind this blog as well. Marty then began to harass and defame MVZ on his Facebook page using information being fed to him by the balloon clown. Who can forget moronic CoM comments like this?

Marty Prehn aka THE ELDER AVENGER February 4, 2014 at 5:50 PM
"Meg it was very simple. Curtis Butler contacted me and told me and asked if I can get him a deal and not get prosecuted if he told Bill Windsor everything that he knows about you. Which photo should the news story show? You with your daughter at the Plano, Police Station or the one with the other people from the Occupy movement or the one that was taken at the hotel in Colorado when you complained about the smell in the hotel room and they switched your room several times and then you decided that you were going to sleep in the lobby and thats when the police were called in. Watch for the TMVZ blob page that lists all of the court cases that you have been involved in and all of the news articles and pictures of you from Kindergarten to your High School graduation. OH WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN. I WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT NUMBER WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN and say Megan Van Elfden you have the right to remain silient as anything you say or text may be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand these rights? Opps too late the screen shot has already been taken."

We've covered all of Marty's FBI surveillance claims and his threat that he was bringing the national media to Texas with him when he went to personally slap the cuffs on MVZ. This was the, soon to be outdone, peak of Marty's stupidity because soon thereafter, Bill named a new person as leader of the Snaps. Of course, this just pointed out what a complete idiot Balloon Betty is and how stupid Marty and all his Betty fueled rants really were. It was a great source of humor for everyone involved. The naming of a new evil cookie suspect put an end to the balloon clown's role in this tale but she continues to stalk this blog daily in her search for any hateful thing she can get the Mongoose to say about MVZ.

This story has so many different twists, a book could easily be written about it. Since Robert Cookout III has already called dibs on that idea, I'll fast forward to recent events. It appears this pair of idiots have reached the end of their respective hate filled partnerships. They were both recently crushed in what were their preferred methods of harassment. Marty had always used the SCS televised council meetings to carry out his various attacks on his enemies. After his complete exposure as a lying dumb ass at the last meeting, those days could and should be finally over. Even the mayor joined the speakers in telling Marty that everyone is sick of him using the public forum to name drop, lie and attack people. It'll be interesting to see if Marty has the guts to show up for the next meeting. If he does, I'm looking forward to see what kind of reception he receives and how the council limits his next batch of lies. Our field reporters will be there. Might even "say a few words"...

It now appears Bill Windsor's assault on his enemies through failed civil litigation attempts has also come to an end. Ellis County Texas dismissed his civil case against the "Joeys" yesterday. With the dismissal of Windsor's last civil suit, he's now left with only his criminal case to play "pro se legal genius" with in court. For years now, Bill has used a courtroom to impose his vengeance on his enemies. Windsor's status as a fugitive and probable future as an incarcerated felon will put and end to his frivolous harassment through the courts. Bill learned yesterday you can't maintain a lawsuit when you can't appear in court. That had to hit the vexatious dumb ass pretty hard.

It's seems really fitting that both of these hateful idiots lost their best weapon against people within a few days of each other. Both of these monsters were shut down after years of attacks and hatred. I guess you can consider January 2015 as the month that Lawless America and its self-proclaimed Regional Director finally received what they truly deserved. To be shut down, embarrassed, and exposed for what they really are. Nothing more than spiteful scammers, liars and nobodies who desperately wanted to manufacture some notoriety. Marty Prehn and Bill Windsor chased fame together - and went down in flames together.

Good riddance to you both.

Where Oh Where is Whittle Marty

Now that it's been over a week since the lynching of the Mongoose at the SCS city council meeting, Marty has remained in hiding. There have been no attack posts on his Facebook page. He hasn't announced a new advocacy cause or fundraiser scam. Marty hasn't even updated his fans about how well the benefit for Erica that he and The Hip Replacements put on this past weekend went. Maybe Elder Dawg collected so much money that he's still busy trying to count it. After a week of nothing from Marty, I have to borrow a song he wrote once. "Where oh where has whittle Marty gone? Oh where oh where could he be?"

During Marty's rebuttal of all the "allegations" presented to the council about him, he promised several things. Marty said he wasn't going to go into details about Erica's claims of him trying to hijack Wyatt's law and him posing as her agent. He instead was going to take it up with the newspapers. After checking with all the Detroit area newspapers, I've been unable to find any indication that there is an article pending about Marty in any way. Not even Marty's "good friend" Jamie Cook is working on a story to defend the good name of the Mongoose. Did Marty decide to have mercy on Erica and call off the hit piece about her that was destined for the front page of USA Today? That's the only explanation I can come up with for why the nation's press didn't rise up to correct the wrongs perpetrated against their beloved Elder Avenger.

During Marty's name dropping rebuttal to the council, he mentioned his recent favorite threat. Marty claimed he was having the Michigan AG's office involve the Michigan State Police in the investigation of the outrageous false claims against him. I'm sure by now there are teams of investigators working to arrest the criminal cyber stalkers who would dare point out Marty's own words and actions and use them to discredit his superhero reputation. It's a good thing the state of Michigan has an AG dedicated to protecting the good Mongoose name on a daily basis. I can't imagine the depth our great country would sink to if the luster of the Martin E Prehn name were to be dimmed. If world leaders will go to the trouble of changing decades of Cold World policies after Ronald Reagan spent one day with "Dimples Prehn", prosecuting Marty's detractors is the least the AG can do.

I've now begun scanning all the Detroit area television station news sites searching for Marty's next advocacy cause. We all know by now that Marty's advocacy is determined by what story might draw some media coverage. Maybe we haven't heard from the Mongoose because he doesn't want to tip anyone off to where he's going to be fundraising next. Or has Marty been called out of FBI retirement for a top secret undercover assignment? You know, once a Special Agent, always a Special Agent. Marty's unwavering dedication to protecting our country from evil takes priority over everything, except maybe sitting in the 7-11 parking lot staring at Primo's. Even a top secret undercover agent has to have his priorities.

Now that the SCS city council has told Marty to "stay the hell away", what the next move for the Mongoose? Will he find a new forum for pronouncing his great good works and attacking his cyber stalkers? Or will he use his standard approach and just pretend it didn't happen? How long will Marty stay tamped down before he comes back with a new advocacy scam and victims? Is Linda Fergan Bowery trying to rebuild the Elder Dawg's spirit so he can once again attempt to get donations rolling in order to help pay their enormous food bill? Will FERGAN'S Carquest continue to support Marty and all of his stalking endeavors? Stay tuned for the latest breaking news about Marty, you know it won't be long until his stupidity resumes.

Marty Prehn Gets His Comeuppance, Part III and Epilogue

Gentle CoMmies;

Today will be our final report on Marty standing in front of the Saint Clair Shores City Council, broadcast on Public Access TV, with his pants around his ankles and everyone laughing at his dirty underwear. We've already covered the first two speakers and they made a big impression on the council. The point had already been made that Marty was a liar, a stalker and bully who was using the public comments to further his own insane agenda. At this point, you could tell the council was starting to get angry about the situation. But there was still one speaker left - the son of "the Legendary Doc Chism".  You know, the guy from the Lifetime and Hallmark channel movies that Marty wrestled the Grim Reaper for.

Mike started his portion of the Marty beat-down by pointing out Marty claims to have saved Dr Chism's life. Our coverage of Marty's greatest success claim has pointed out what a lie that is. Even the Dr's own lawyer called Marty out on his bullshit story. This is just another example of Marty seeing a court case getting media attention and suddenly he inserts himself as if he's a key player. In fact, he's still posting and bragging about it three years later.

Mike proceeds to tell the council that Marty has caused his elderly parents nothing but misery for the past three years. Isn't it odd that an "elder advocate" would attack the elderly people in this story in support of their kids who want control of their money? I think Marty has his advocacy reversed. Maybe he should have been a greedy kid advocate instead. Whatever it takes to get your cut, right Marty?

Mike complains that Marty's three year harassment campaign has cost his parents thousands of dollars and plenty of frustration. Marty's attempted murder accusations against Karen without any evidence whatsoever are reprehensible. Mike points out his parents couldn't even go on vacation without Marty calling for a national elder alert, complete with a description of the vehicle they were in. He even posted the license plate number. How did Marty know these people were gone and what they were driving unless he was stalking them and continuously driving by their home? Is this what he's now doing to Erica so he can show up at any press coverage she might go to? Just something to think about. Readers of this blog may recall this famous nugget:

"Marty Prehn TEAM CHISM is like frickin Santa Clause. With the security camera that we have set up in the bighouse across the street from Dr. Chism's house we can watch via our cell phones when they leave. When they come back. and have all entrances and exists covered and know who comes to see them and for how long. This is also being monitored by the Macomb County Sheriff's department So we know if she is sleeping we know when she's awake we all know that she has been bad all of her life so just DBD for goodness sake.
3 · Dec 16, 2012"

Another part of this situation I question is why Marty called for the elder alert just because they weren't home for him to stalk? These people just wanted to get away from all the harassment. If there was a concern about the Dr's well being, wouldn't his own children be calling for this alert, not some overweight slob who has no connection to them? Why was Marty concerned enough about this couple to ask for an elder alert? I'll guess he called for an elder alert because there is no such thing as an elder wallet alert, and that's what he was really worried about.

After Mike finished asking the council to stop Marty from using their forum to advance his hate campaigns and scams, it's now Marty's turn to speak. His only response to Mike's claims is that court documents back up everything he's said about the Chisms. Of course, we all know that's a complete lie. Nothing Mike mentioned had anything to do with the court proceedings. Basically there was nothing Marty could say to dispute what was said about him so he pretends there are some court documents to back him up. Maybe Marty will post a document that justified his stalking and harassment of these people. I really doubt that's going to happen.

As Elder Dawg continues to drop names and blame his cyber stalkers for his own stupidity, you can see the council's anger getting worse. They had just had enough of Marty's lies and threats. Marty even managed to drop a veiled threat at the council by pointing out that the city of Dearborn had to pay Terry Jones $300,000 because they limited his free speech. This might be what pushed the mayor to berate Marty. The mayor tells Marty he doesn't like his continuous name dropping of city officials that have nothing to do with the Elder Avenger or his lies. Another council member even chimed in to point out that Marty has dropped the mayor's name plenty of times. The mayor made it very clear they know Marty is a liar and they aren't going to put up with his crap any longer.

Facts that were made very clear by all of the Marty victim/speakers is this: Marty is a proven stalker. His constant knowledge of what cars are parked at Robin's various family members houses shows he's doing daily drive-bys. His knowledge of the Chisms being gone on vacation, not to mention him knowing the plate number of the vehicle they were in, is proof positive that he was surveiling their residence. And Erica pointed out previously that she was concerned that Marty had gone to the trouble of finding her address for some unknown reason. It doesn't take a genius to figure out why that idiot would need her address.

After the council meeting reality truly hit the Mongoose in his fat face. He approached a councilman that Marty has proclaimed several times is his "close personal friend" and tried to shake his hand. The councilman could be heard telling Marty to get the hell away from him and he had nothing to say to Marty. The mayor and several council members went out of their way to apologize to the speakers about Marty. Most people would see the writing on the wall about making a fool of themselves in front of these people, but the Mongoose just isn't that smart. He'll continue to show up to spew his lies and hatred until the council puts a stop to it for good. I honestly believe that day will come soon, as mention was made about the city's legal role concerning the public comments. The entire city of Saint Clair Shores is sick of the waste of time and space that is Marty Prehn. Don't worry though, Marty, you can always go speak at the Berkley council meetings unless they've already run you off as well.

I can't help but wonder where Marty will show up next. Is he sitting across the street from Dr Chism's house hoping to catch a glimpse of the good Dr's wallet? Is he circling Robin's house searching for a code violation to report? Maybe he'll spend his afternoon in the Fergan's Carquest delivery vehicle parked at the 7-11 across from Guy's auto repair shop, writing down the plate numbers of the cars there for repair. He's been spotted doing that several times already. Or could he be putting his imaginary pilots license to use flying his drone over Erica's house in search of a news crew or newspaper reporter in his latest attempt to get his name in the press. No matter what it is, you can be sure of two things:

Marty is going to fail at whatever he's scheming and we'll be reporting that failure while laughing at his utter stupidity. Good luck, you moron. Your idiocy will always be our entertainment.

Great week, CoMmies. Have a wonderful weekend!

Marty Prehn Gets His Comeuppance, Part II

Today we will continue our coverage of the great Marty exposure at the last Saint Clair Shores city council meeting. Part 1of our coverage was about Marty's latest stalking target Erica. She delivered the opening shot on Marty during the public comments at the end of the council meeting. Marty responded with his usual response, "It's my cyber stalkers fault". That seems to be his standard explanation for his stupidity lately. Sorry Marty, you can't blame others for you being an attention seeking moronic loser. That's all you, dumbass!

The next speaker to discuss the Mongoose is Robin. She begins her public comment by handing the council members a printout of various remarks Marty has posted about her 15 year old daughter concerning a supposed weight problem and other unflattering statements. I can only assume Marty hasn't noticed how morbidly obese he is. How a grown man as fat as Marty Prehn is can bully a young girl about her weight is beyond me. Let's also not forget that Marty is a self proclaimed advocate against bullying. It's become a proven pattern that Marty claims to advocate against the very things he does.

Robin then touches on Marty's eviction and points out this is the reason Marty bullied her daughter. After all of his empty legal threats were laughed at, Marty was forced to sink to new lows to try to get his revenge on the only people who ever cared enough about the gutless coward to help him. Kudos Marty, you're still proving what a lowlife, worthless POS you still are and always have been. Linda must be so proud!

Robin then reached the point of her council address. She points out that Marty uses the public comments at the meetings for nothing more than lying about his greatness, introducing his latest scams, and attacking people he's currently mad at. What do any of these things have to do with city business? Marty's endless fundraiser announcements, upcoming great events he's planning and his personal attacks have grown old for everyone involved. Even though council members usually don't speak during comments, the mayor couldn't help but speak up in agreement with Robin at this point.

Marty's response to what Robin said to the council was exactly like his response to anyone who has pointed out his lies and scams - more lies and empty threats. Marty claims his rent was paid when the locks were changed on the rented room he had turned into a complete pig sty. He also accuses Robin of selling his fathers ashes to his evil sister. Everyone here knows both of these statements are complete lies. If anything, Robin and Guy saved his father's ashes from a piss soaked pile of trash, and I mean Marty's room, not him personally. I suppose the same description applies to both. By the way, the locks were changed to protect the other occupant of the house from any further theft by the Mongoose.

After Marty drops this pair of lies in his defense, he does what the Elder Avenger does best - make another empty threat. He points out he cornered a city official at a chili cook off to report some stupid code violation because of expired plates on a vehicle parked at Robin's future mother in law's house. How petty and childish is the gluttonous moron? How many months was Marty's Mongoosemobile parked at these people's rental property with expired tags? Marty closes his response to Robin's portion of the "smear campaign' with his standard court and press coverage threats. Get a life Marty. The one you're currently living is pathetic.

In our next article, we'll cover the last person to speak about Marty, his response, and the after meeting council slap down Marty received from several council members. You won't want to miss it.

Turning to fashion, Marty wore the same clothes as his last council address. Think he at least bothered to wash them?

Marty Prehn Gets His Comeuppance, Part I

I'd like to start the day off with a big thank you to our loyal readership and on the scene field reporters. Yesterday, our previous record for blog views was blown out of the water! The interest level in Marty getting called out in front of the city council was unbelievable. That tells me just how fed up people have become with Marty Prehn's stupidity. Thanks again for everyone's participation.

Last night's council meeting was an absolute epic fail for the self proclaimed Elder Avenger. As the line of Marty's victims formed at the podium for the public comments to the council, you'd think Marty would have the good sense to slither out the back door, hop in the Mongoosemobile and burn rubber! Perhaps he didn't have the gas to waste and decided to stick it out, but I was shocked he didn't turn and run like he does when the buffet line opens at a stranger's funeral. To be honest, I'm glad he hung around to squirm, stumble his words and generally backpedal. After all, he got dressed to impress! Homeless Chic never looked better!

With the large amount of truth about Marty that was delivered to the council last night, it would be impossible to cover it all with just one article, so I'll have to break the report into sections. Each speaker will have their contribution covered along with Marty's attempted rebuttal to their exposure of his moronic and hateful ways. All of these speakers played an important role in the Taming of the Shrew Mongoose. Today, I'll cover the first speaker, Erica Hammel.

With the limited exposure I've had to Erica and her cause, I must say that I've been very impressed with this young mother. She came to the meeting with a purpose and she succeeded in her mission. Erica's top priority, rightfully so, was to get the word out about Wyatt's Law. She presented the council with all the background regarding the horrible abuse of her son and the circumstances that kept her from preventing it. She mentioned several elected officials she is working with to change the system in order to prevent this from happening to another child. Unlike Marty, she really is working with these officials, not just dropping names and claiming to be working "behind the scenes". Marty could learn a lot about being an advocate from this woman. Erica is a true advocate who lets her actions speak for themselves, not a fake like Marty. If anyone reading here hasn't signed the petition for Wyatt's Law, I strongly encourage you to do so. Erica and Wyatt deserve all of our support!

After Erica finished the most important part of her address to the council, she had enough time left to touch on the subject of the fake advocate and liar, Marty Prehn. She recounts how Marty showed up at a court hearing, introduced himself as an elder advocate, complete with his stupid "official" business card. She states that within five minutes, Marty was already dropping names of his celebrity and political friends. He claimed to know state representatives, the city council, and wanted to get Erica in touch with Chevrolet. Of course, no Elder Dawg lie would be complete without the promise of getting an appearance on the Ellen show. How many times have we seen this before? I'm sure Erica has already forgotten the Kid Rock benefit concert, luxury suite sporting event tickets to every professional team in Detroit, and the Hallmark movie about her and Wyatt that he's already written the script for. I'm always astounded that idiot can find the time to deliver brake pads and stalk people in the Fergan's Carquest delivery vehicle.

Erica next proceeds to point out what the Mongoose did that finally pushed her to speak out about Marty. She reads a message from a reporter that says Marty claimed to be intimately involved in Wyatt's case and was representing Erica. What she didn't mention to the council, but has pointed out in posts on Facebook, is Marty had started messaging her personal questions and had gone to the trouble of finding her home address. Ms Hammell ends her comments by telling the council Marty doesn't know her or Wyatt, is not involved with Wyatt's law in any way, and asks that Marty stop stalking her court hearings and just leave her alone. Might be time to cancel the fundraisers and move on, Marty. You won't be collecting any donations in Wyatt's name and as you learned last night, no news crews want to interview you about Wyatt and Erica. Nothing for the Mongoose to gain from this situation!

Let's skip ahead in the meeting and cover Marty's response to Erica's council address. The fact that Marty even went to the podium to speak points out just how stupid he is. I guess the presence of a news crew overrode Marty's survival instinct. If he left without speaking, how would he get in front of the camera for an interview?

Marty's answer to what Erica said was really quite simple: It's all my cyber stalker's fault! Marty claims that Erica was just fine with him until his cyber stalkers contacted her as part of their "smear campaign" against him. If people contacted Erica as part of a great conspiracy against Marty, what could they have possibly said to her that would make her disown the Mongoose and make up the claim that she was upset that Marty was claiming to represent her? The Special Agent will get to the bottom of it though, as he's having the Michigan AG get the state police to investigate the "false allocations" against the delivery boy fake advocate. I'm really looking forward to the results of this investigation as I'm sure the Mongoose will be passing out 20 year federal prison terms to all the conspirators against him. "Personally slap the cuffs" on them, I'd bet.

In the interest of saving bandwidth for reader comments, I'll wrap this article up. The basic summary of Erica's portion of the great Marty outing at the city council meeting is this: Young mother presents her idea for Wyatt's Law. She is very professional and well spoken. Points out that she wants the fat idiot fake advocate to leave her alone. The moron rebuts her address by saying it's all someone else's fault. He's going to have those people investigated by the state police. And he's just a great man who is the victim of a smear campaign against his "good works". All in all, just another average day in the life of a lying, scamming, fake advocate/idiot.

Be sure you check back tomorrow as we'll cover the next speaker involved in the great Marty "smear campaign" of 2015!

Public Scorn of the Mongoose

Stay with us, CoMmies...

Marty Prehn Finally Gets Attention

Wow. What a weekend here at CoM. 

With all of our new fans, we've needed to add additional bandwidth to our blog.  Apparently, Marty has attracted a whole new audience, thanks to his latest and greatest "advocacy". Welcome, new CoMmies!

Our ranks suddenly grew these past few days as people became aware of Marty's latest potential victim. I encourage these new readers to look at previous articles on this blog to get a good idea of how the Mongoose works. Everything posted here is true and accurate and will provide plenty of background as to how Marty works and how he's used the same tactics and threats for years now. Hell, most of what we post comes directly from the Mongoose himself!

Our last article highlighted Marty's latest attention grab attempt going down in flames. The Elder Avenger once again shot himself in the foot with his own lies but this time a woman with supporters and a public voice was the target. After she called him out on his pure bullshit, Marty went into damage control. As we've seen in the past, that's when Marty displays the breadth of his sheer stupidity. He proceeded to bless us with his lying idiocy.

"Some one created a Erica fb page and wrote comments that appear to have come from Erica Hammel and yet these comments are not found on either her fb page or the Wyatt the Warrior page. How sick are these people to do this and cause additional stress and worry claiming that I have driven by her house (which I have not and that I abused my mother who I cared for for over 10 years" 

Sorry Marty, this might be one of the dumbest claims you ever made. You can obviously see the comment on this woman's page. You spent your weekend blocking anyone who commented on this post. How did you know who to block if you couldn't see the post, you moron? That post pointing out what a liar you are has over 50 comments attached to it, so how did a fake profile created by your "cyberstalkers" attract all of the friends of this woman's real Facebook page? Instead of just accepting the fact that someone figured out your scam and shutting up, you make yourself look even worse with that attempt to discredit the validity of her comment. Not dissimilar to everytime someone catches a proven lie of yours, you claim someone hacked your Facebook account and posted it. Sorta like when you claimed people cloned your ObamaPhone and made calls on your behalf. Are you really this stupid Marty? Rhetorical question, of course, as we all know he really is that stupid. 


Now that "Wyatt's Warriors" have started researching Marty, it appears things are going to get ugly for the Mongoose. Marty obviously chose the wrong scam target with this latest media attention grab. Now his worst nightmare is happening. People are actually paying attention to his lies and publicly pointing them out. Marty has already started resorting to his usual defense tactics. Lie about the source of his exposure, Facebook block anyone that points out his lies, and so on. Next the threats of FBI, DOJ, CIA, and AG involvement will come. And don't forget about all the PPO's Marty will claim to have against anyone that's ever pointed out what a loser he is. 

Our readers here know where Marty goes to get the coverage of his self proclaimed greatness he so craves twice a month - the Saint Clair Shores City Council meetings. The meetings are broadcast on a local cable public access channel. This is the only media coverage Marty can manage to get for himself. Any member of the public is allowed five minutes to speak in front of the council and Marty uses this forum to proclaim how important he is, announce his latest attention scams and attack anyone that discredits him. As one of the readers here proved, it's also the best way to embarrass and humiliate Marty. Using the same coverage Marty craves to point out his lies is like a swift kick to Marty's enormous ass. It truly is the worst possible thing you can do to him.

I find it very ironic that Marty's latest embarrassment is timed to line up with his next address to the council tonight, January 19th. If any of the people that are now trying to stop Marty want to deliver a blow to this idiot's lying and scamming, the council meeting is the perfect place. If people were to speak out against Marty at this meeting, just maybe his next victim could be spared the misery of having to deal with this moron and his bloated ego.

In closing, I want thank Karen Chism for stopping by. We have a great deal of respect and admiration for this woman for showing angelic restraint over the years since Marty slithered into her and her husband's life.

We'll not only buy her book, we'll send her and "the legendary Doc" a couple of our new Chronicles of Marty t-shirts!

Marty Prehn's Waterloo - Cover Blown!

It's another great day for everyone here at CoM. The real advocate Gods have once again shot down the worlds biggest fake advocate. Or Marty's stupid, creepy, stalker, loathsome real personality rose up and kicked him in the nuts again. Either way, we can all enjoy laughing at this idiot once again.

Yes readers, that's a screen shot of a Facebook post written by Marty's latest infatuation. He once again attempted to not only insert himself in a story he picked up on, but completely take over and claim credit for this woman's hard work. You can read the comment above and know exactly who she is referring to without her having to write his name. It has the stamp (or should I say business card) of the Mongoose all over it. This was predicted in our previous article but it happened in record time. Marty should have stuck to scamming senile old ladies like Florence Iverson!

This is yet another example of Marty's fake advocacy work. The lazy dumb ass sits on the couch trolling media websites on Linda's iPhone. When he finds a local story that is getting any media coverage, he suddenly becomes an advocate for whatever the topic may be. Think deed restrictions in Berkley. Hell, think of the bad storms Detroit had last year when Marty drove around looking for fallen trees and news crews to be a Storm Advocate! Marty manages to make contact with one of the players in any story, in this case a young mother who's child was abused, and then starts claiming he's been involved with the topic since it began. First comes the lame song dedications. Then the "guardian angel" crap commences like clockwork - very predictable to us trained CoMmies. In reality, he's done nothing more than try to take credit for any work that's been done and try to divert the media attention to himself. This is the classic Elder Avenger approach to his "good works". This is a textbook example of the media starved idiot once again trying desperately to be something more than a moronic delivery boy for Carquest in Eastpointe, MI. Sorry Marty, some things are never going to change! Unless, of course, Fergan fires your ass for spending company time making an ass of yourself, his business and his fat daughter.

How sick must Marty be to continue to try to exploit any person or cause he can just for his own media attention? You can see from Erica's comment that he followed the same pattern he always does. Show up at a court hearing, introduce himself as an advocate, then start stalking the person as soon as he leaves the courtroom. He found her on Facebook, starts sending repeated messages, get personal (pervy), then starts claiming to be her agent and the behind the scenes leader. What kind of demented lunatic does this repeatedly? We'll, we know it's a mental case like Marty of course. At least Terri Schiavo and Robin Williams aren't around to deal with him. Joan Rivers dodged that bullet somehow, but he certainly hinted at it at a SCS City Council meeting.

I know we all laugh at Marty about his idiotic attempts for attention but there is a dark side to this. Erica mentions he found her home address. Why would Marty need this young woman's address. Has he already begun driving by her home several times a day? How long until his infatuation got the best of him and he stops and knocks on her door? What reason would he have for being at her home and what is his plan if she happened to open the door for him? Thank goodness this woman saw Marty for who he really is quickly. Kudos, Erica. Your son has a pretty sharp mother. We wish both of you prayers and continued success.

I'll close this article with the end of another comment Erica made to a media member who had "discredited" Marty in a previous comment.

"And thank you for looking out for me with this Marty guy. I've alerted the prosecutor on Wyatt's case about him too. This guy has gotten her attention and not in a good way."

Looks like Marty might finally be supplying us with those courtroom "fireworks" he keeps promising!

Breaking News on "Infant Defender"

Evolution of the Mongoose

It's another great day here in Martyland my fellow CoMmies. Marty, the world's biggest idiot, continues to supply me with job security. His never ending stupidity gives me plenty of material to write about, and for that I owe the Mongoose a big thank you. So thanks, Marty, for being such a complete moron.

Today, I'd like to touch on a couple of Marty's latest escapades in his wide world of advocacy. Most advocates have a cause they are passionate about and dedicate their time and resources to that cause. Unfortunately for the Elder Dawg, his childish, feeble little mind can't focus on one cause. With no real purpose in life, time is his only resource. As Marty watches the news and trolls the Internet looking for his next chance to assault a TV news crew, he's easily distracted. Marty will see a story one night and then suddenly the next morning he becomes an advocate on that topic. I've lost count of how many causes Marty has claimed to be an advocate for but we all know he's never been a real advocate for anything other than feeding his enormous gut and causing misery to his family.

It appears that Marty's next national advocacy is child abuse. The Mongoose happened across a story about a young mother who's son was injured by being shaken. She's now trying to get a registry of child abusers started, not unlike the current sex abuser registry. An admirable cause, until Marty inserts his fat face. Once Marty saw her story was getting some media coverage, this suddenly became the most important cause in Marty's advocacy career. After the miserable failure of his last great crusade, OPA, Marty needed a new angle to try to get some attention. We all know Marty is drawn to media attention like flies to a pile of shit, so enter National Child Abuse Advocate Marty Prehn. That's P-R-E-H-N for members of the media.

Marty spent his weekend sending friend requests to anyone he could find on Facebook that's associated with child abuse. In between request, he repeatedly praised the young mother over and over on his page. Dedicating songs to her, calling her Saint Clair Shores newest hero. Marty just couldn't keep his inner dumb ass tamped down though. I saw one comment he made about the child who received brain damage from being shaken. "Wounded, beaten, shaken but not stirred...". He's a child Marty, not one of your imaginary special agent drinks, you tactless idiot.

As we've seen many times, anything involving Marty has a dark side. Based on all of Marty's posts about this attractive, 26 year old mother, he has become totally infatuated with her. His song dedications to her alone seem just like his past actions toward a past love/lust/food interest of his. Marty has already started commenting on reporters pages to contact HIM if they want to interview this woman. Has he named himself her agent now and is trying to control access to her? How long until he's obsessively texting this woman? Suddenly appearing where she is? Showing up at her home unannounced late at night like he has other women whose cause he decided to join. I can only hope this young woman quickly figures out , Marty is a liar, can't deliver on any of the promises he made to her and is a stalking pervert who will turn on her after she rejects his advances. If you're reading this, Erica, trust us. We're experts on all things Marty.

The other aspect of Marty's advocacy is money. No cause is immune to Marty trying to exploit it for donations. He was talking about a fund raiser for this woman before he met her. Now that Marty figured out there wasn't any money for him advocating against suicide, he moved on to his next advocacy. Be on the lookout for Marty's new fundraisers and donation pleas. You know they're coming.

Marty's advocacy history also causes me some worry about his new cause. He became an elder advocate after abusing his elderly mother. He advocated against suicide while using the suicide of a family member of someone he was mad at in an attempt to cause them pain. He was an anti bullying advocate while bullying a 15 year old girl about her weight online.

What child has Marty abused that made him become a child abuse advocate? Is it based on his not acknowledging his own grandson? Is Jr so messed up because he was "shaken but not stirred" as a child? 

Right now, my money is on both!

Let's Camp Out With Marty Prehn!

Now that 2015 is well underway, everyone here knew Marty would be busy coming up with new events and snappy catchphrases for the new year. The first new phrase I saw Marty throw out was "Justice for Jean in 2015". This announcement was made a couple of weeks before the ball dropped in Times Square, but hasn't been seen since. How many years has Marty been getting this justice? So many, I've lost count. But I'm sure 2015 will finally be the year it happens. I believe the justice is scheduled to happen right after Marty wraps up this years million dollar "I Need a Hero" event/memorial service for the Mongoose. There should be the requisite fireworks associated with this great event, and, of course, national media coverage.

Our previous article covered Marty's great fundraiser announcement at the city council meeting. He claimed to be working with a local musician to organize a fundraiser for a woman he's never met or even spoken to. By now I'd bet that Jimmy V has already said "Marty who?" I have to admit, I'm disappointed Marty didn't bother to give this fundraiser a name or catchphrase, or perhaps it's enveloped into the covert "Operation Red Olive" and I don't have the proper security clearance. I still have hope he'll come up with something great by the next state of the Mongoose address. I'm thinking "The Hip Replacements jam for Marty's Latest Scam!"

Marty has just started the hype machine for the event I think could be his greatest for 2015. He has already come up with his rhyming name and begun asking people to participate in this great event. The  CAMPOUT TO STAMPOUT!(C2S). This nondescript event has Marty written all over it. He's claiming to be organizing a big campout to help end suicide and bullying, along with any other causes he can think of to add. Were Marty to have a smidgen of loyalty in his idiot body, he'd be raising money for either sunscreen or thermal underwear for his fugitive friend, Bill Windsor.  A scam coverall, if you will, with C2S the possibilities for this event are endless. Of course, as of this writing, no date for this extravaganza has been set. That will allow Marty to dream up all the various activities that will be happening during the campout, and work Flo for money for several months leading up to its sudden disappearance. "She can't remember what she had for lunch. Surely she'll forget why she wrote me a check..."

Marty also hasn't revealed the location for his great campout. It shouldn't be hard for the Mongoose to find a location though. Marty knows where all the great camping spots in Macomb County are from his days of sleeping in the Mongoosemobile. I'm sure he'll find the perfect spot, complete with a dumpster to feed from and pee behind. Marty will most likely try to keep the location a secret though. That's the only way to prevent a Flemshady drive-by video that proves the whole thing was a lie.

Marty hasn't mentioned the various camping activities he has planned yet but you know he'll be busy dreaming them up.

Any campout Marty is planning can't help but be as big a disaster as any horror movie camping trip, though. We are, after all, talking about Marty here. I'm predicting as big of a disaster as Lawless America... The Non-Movie.

Maybe Bob Seger will lead a sing-along. Grizzly Adams could lead a seminar on how to survive a night in the Detroit wilderness. Betty White can judge a Half Pint costume contest. Pastor Terry Jones will organize S'mores making at a Quran bonfire! It'll be a great time for everyone. Marty's friend, Carla Whatsherface, will head up the medical team. She can take care of applying band aids for scratches and mosquito bites or changing adult diapers. CIA help or terrorist chasing, optional.

Everyone fire up your PayPal account and get your deposit into Marty as fast as possible. As with any Marty event, he needs your money ASAP. 

7-11 wants their Slim Jim money and Marty is out of gas again...

Marty Prehn Opens Can of Dumbass on City Council!

I hope everyone got a chance to watch Marty's State of the Mongoose Address last night. I know I now look forward to the first and third Monday of each month. I've been to many comedy clubs where the performer is no where near as funny as watching the Saint Clair Shores Village Idiot, who now claims to live in Eastpointe. So, as expected, Marty introduces himself with a lie. We all know where you and your fat girlfriend, Linda, live, Marty.

The latest Mongoose address was very entertaining, to say the least. Marty starts out with his newest threat towards Robin Williams, the ex landlord, not the dead comedian. By now, everyone who reads here knows about Marty and his dumb ass friend Carla's attacks on Robin's teenage daughter. How a couple of idiots as fat as those two could make fun of a young girls weight is a question I could write an entire article about. Their insults were enough to provoke Robin to contact the police about the bullying of her daughter by these alleged grown adults. Marty was contacted by the police and warned that the attacks had better stop. Tamped down Mongoose again.

At the council meeting, Marty claimed that Robin accused him of having contact with her daughter. Of course that's just not true but when has Marty ever let the truth interfere with what he says? He goes on to say he's working with Macomb County Prosecutor to go after Robin for filing a false police report. By now, I'm sure the FBI, DOJ, or Carla's "friends" at the CIA are helping with this investigation. Either that or Marty can't even afford to get copies of the report to get the investigation started. We should all be on the lookout for the obligatory "fireworks" prediction from Marty. What an idiot!

Next Marty moves on to his arch enemy, FlemShady. Based on Marty spending his entire weekend searching the Internet for stuff to post about Shady, I believe Sean has now replaced MVZ as Mongoose Enemy Number One, most likely to try and bond with his man-crush Bill Windsor who just got slapped with a nice $250k judgment by Flem's attorney. Unfortunately, Marty is too stupid to find anything on the Internet so all he posted were links to Sean's videos. Marty isn't smart enough to figure out that every time he sends someone to watch the videos, Flem gets paid by Google. Well played, Marty, that'll teach Sean a lesson. If only Marty had a moronic balloon sex fetish clown to feed him info about Shady, he might have something really good to post.

Anyway, back to Marty's address to the council. As the council stares off into space trying to figure out what the idiot is talking about, Marty named Sean as his cyberstalker. He then gives Sean credit for forming a "hate blog" but doesn't give the blog's name. We all know what blog he's talking about and we also know that Sean didn't form it. Just like MVZ, Robin, or anyone else Marty has named didn't form it. That moron is just as clueless about this blog as he was when he was watching the FBI surveillance tapes and coming to Texas to put cuffs on people. You're a complete imbecile Marty and the sooner you accept that the better off you'll be.

Marty continues his speech by mentioning the letter he received from the Madison Heights police about Flem. He finally figured out he should drop all the criminal charges the letter never mentioned and stick with the only thing the letter said: Nothing criminal so if you want to do something about it, hire a lawyer and try to get a restraining order. Marty tells the council that's exactly what he's going to do. By the time Marty serves Flem with all of the PPO's he already claims he's got, it'll be heavier than a Bill Windsor affidavit. 

After Marty finishes with his major two concerns for the city, he closes with his usual crap. Marty announced yet another fundraiser he'll be leading. After watching the idiot talk about fundraiser after fundraiser that have never raised a nickel for anyone, I glaze over when he mentions them now. I honestly don't know what he claimed he was going to raise funds for now but we all know any money raised will be going towards one of his enormous food bills anyway. I'm not going to bother trying to figure out what cause he was lying about trying to help. The time buzzer went off while Marty was trying to mention a senior lady that fell somewhere. Apparently, his elder advocacy just isn't as important as getting in some empty threats at who he's currently mad at.

In summary:  Fat imbecile in tattered clothes whined at a city council meeting about people he doesn't like.  No news here. Check back in two weeks.

"Way up, firm and high..."

Marty Prehn's OPA Commits Suicide

Welcome to 2015, all of our faithful readers!

It's been a great holiday season, but all good things must come to an end. Except, of course, the constant entertainment Marty supplies us with. We all know the lies and grandstanding will be just as big as the Mongoose himself in 2015. One big thing did come to an end with 2014 - the great Marty imaginary charity, OPA!

For months now we've had the OPA donation tracker posted at the top right corner of this blog. I personally updated the tracker based on its posting on the Out of the Darkness website. I looked for the big donations from Marty's various announcements about signing up new corporate sponsors and had our accountants on standby with their 10-keys ready to do the tabulations. Not a single donation, corporate or otherwise, was ever posted. That was a good thing for me because I'd feared all the work I was going to have trying to keep up with all the donations on the way to the million dollar goal Marty set. Thankfully, I never once had to update the tracker. 

I also can't help but wonder what happened to all the donations from Detroit area restaurants. Marty claimed they were going to donate a dollar for every flaming cheese order that was placed. I know I personally ordered some OPA at a couple of places, just trying to do my part. Not one dollar of those donations were recorded. How could that be possible? Did the restaurants send the money directly to Marty and he kept it? Or was it just one more Marty lie? Did I really even need to ask that question?

The great OPA grand finale was scheduled to happen New Years Eve at a park in Saint Clair Shores. Bob Seger and Kid Rock were signed up as entertainment and a list of stars longer than Marty Jr's rap sheet were supposed to appear. It was going to be the greatest production ever put on by Marty. Of course, that wouldn't be hard when you consider not a single Marty production has ever actually happened. Sean "Flemshady" Fleming went by the park to video the festivities and no one was surprised at what he found.

The gates to the park were padlocked and not a single person was there. That sounds exactly like every great event Marty has ever planned. I can only assume Marty couldn't come up with the $75 it cost to rent the pavilion at the park, not to mention that he was busy "meeting with the powers to be" that evening.  A piss-poor and wrongly worded implication by Marty to suggest that he was with the Governor and Attorney General of Michigan before their inauguration gala.

As I started this article I thought I was just highlighting another great Mongoose sized epic failure, but now I question that. Is it really fair to consider OPA a failure? How can something that never existed and was never going to happen be considered a failure? I'm not highlighting another failure, just another typical Marty Prehn lie. That's all OPA, or any of Marty's events, really was. It's all just more lies. 

Now that 2015 is here, I know we all look forward to the next Elder Avenger imaginary event. Who will be the next charity or cause Marty tries to attach himself to in order to try to collect donations? Over the last few days I've noticed a couple of new Marty lies forming. Marty announced he had formed yet another task force to combat something or another. This task force, as usual, consisted of every elected official in the state of Michigan. He christened the name of this task force as "RED OLIVE". How did the Mongoose come up with this name? Was Marty stuffing his enormous gut at the restaurant with that name when he imagined this new task force? Did he make a deal with the owner for a free omelette for the national exposure the restaurant name would get by Marty attaching its name to another one of his great crusades? Surely it worked out well for those pizza vets on Ellen.

The other event we saw the first hints of is a Marty classic. He posted an invitation to Suicide Prevention Tours Facebook page to a campout in SCS on Memorial Day weekend. This will be the Campout to Stampout something or other. I just don't see how Marty does it. He's going to cram yet another event into Memorial Day weekend? He already has the SCS parade to run, along with the Lakeview High reunion stuff, plus the motorcycle rally at Freedom Hill. How does a man who can't find the energy to get out of bed and walk to the bathroom in the morning, so he pees in a sewing box, possibly organize so many different events at once? I'll tell you how; he doesn't because he has nothing to with any of those events. It's all just more Marty lies!

The best part of Marty's Campout to Stampout invite - he asked the Suicide Tour organization to read this blog and determine if it's cyber bullying. Not a good move you idiot. Anyone reading this blog can easily see it's nothing more than people exposing your lies. All we really do is post your lies, in your own words, then prove they are lies. It's really that simple Marty. I guess I shouldn't expect someone as moronic as you to understand that.

This blog is in it's second year of exposing Marty Prehn's daily lies and adventures. A guilty passion, we truly love our idiot muse and look forward to an exciting 2015!

For the final time, I'm signing off by saying OPA!

JT