Marty Prehn Gets Fed His Dirty Diaper!

CoMmies, Citizens of Fraser and Law Enforcement personnel throughout the Metro Detroit area (and a special shout-out to Charlie Langton and Simon Shaykhet), welcome back to the Internet's premier and most accurate source of information on the biggest loser on the planet, Marty "The Mongoose" Prehn.

Today is starting to bring back memories of what we here at CoM used to call FunFriday. You see, gentle readers, Marty had a habit of having meltdowns on Friday after he cashed his $80 paycheck at the liquor store and started drinking his Milwaukee's Best. Talk about your Mongoose on the Loose! Idiot.

I have high hopes of a classic Marty Meltdown as Erica Hammel revisits Marty's attempted hijack of her crusade to establish Wyatt's Law, tonight on Bourbon After Dark at 10:00 PM EST. 

For a primer, watch how it went down at the SCS City Council meeting a few years back. Oh, the memories... Good times.

In preparation for Marty's latest exposure as a worthless piece of shit, I encourage everyone to read this past article (red link below) for a little background. 

Be sure to read the comments because they are full of Marty quotes and a few hilarious observations, including from the Wife of the Legendary Doc Chism! Maybe even a Mongoose dropping here and there. 

At the end of the day, Marty was essentially banned from showing his fat, greasy face at any SCS City Council meeting. "Hello, Fraser!"

Enjoy!

Marty Prehn's Waterloo!

Parting laugh: Sarcasm and satire apparently isn't entirely wasted on Marty. Then again, he is pretty delusional...

Oh, that Mongoose.

Hijack Alert - Saint Clair Shores Memorial Day Parade!

Code Red!

"Everyone is welcome" is Mongoosespeak for "Personal invitation".

Restraining order or not, Marty is going to march in that damn parade if it kills him.  Free candy and a new shirt seals the deal.

"Bite me, Rubello!"

Emasculated Mongoose

It's another great Friday here at CoM. As we all look forward to the weekend and make plans with family and friends, I can't help but wonder what Marty might be planning. Maybe a family dinner with Linda, Jr., and his grandson Tay Tay? Slurping down beer after beer at the VFW on Linda's dime? Stalking his victims in the Carquest delivery vehicle? Searching the Internet for a new place to find potential victims is what I'm putting my money on, though. All of his previous sources have figured him out as a lying leech.

Everyone here is very familiar with Marty using the SCS City Council meetings as his platform for waging his hate campaigns and introducing his newest scams. He went so far as to tell the council that people seeking his advocacy actually contact him after seeing his lies broadcast on public access cable. Marty was using this exposure to attempt to lure new victims into his scams. Thanks to a few of Marty's victims of both attacks and scam attempts, those days are now over. After the great Marty comeuppance, he will never be looked at the same way at council meetings. Based on eye witness accounts from the meeting, along with some people being contacted in the days following the meeting, the council has put an end to Marty using that forum to spread his lies and hate. My hat is off to the speakers who facilitated this change and to the council for hearing the complaints of the citizens of Saint Clair Shores.

There is another forum Marty also used that we have previously covered here, but not recently - the Lakeview High School Reunion Picnic Facebook page. This page was where Marty posted some of his greatest lies. Getting Bob Seger to perform at the group's next function, all his Berlin Wall lies, and so on and so on... Marty also used the site to target single women for his scams, stalking, and sexual harassment. Who could forget the sick woman Marty targeted on that page? He was telling her that songs on the radio were played for and dedicated to her, he was getting her luxury box seats to sporting events, even used the claim he was sending her flowers in order to get her address. No flowers ever showed up at her house, just a fat, sweaty, smelly Mongoose. Readers of this blog even saved another woman from Marty's future stalking by warning her, after seeing him start his usual targeting tactics.

As different CoM readers interfered with Marty's lying on the picnic page, Marty's "good friend" Sal came to his rescue. Sal is the creator and administrator of the page. He shut down access to and restricted who could see the page. Of course CoM had several informants that were on the page so that didn't make much difference other than the rest of us could no longer comment there about Marty. In order to keep our informants identities safe, they wouldn't comment. As we saw on Marty's page and at the council meetings, Marty used the name of the group to add validity to different fundraising scams. Donations for an evergreen tree to be planted at the park. A homecoming reunion dinner that didn't exist - you know, the standard bullshit. All this time, I just assumed Sal and other group members turned a blind eye to Marty's scams because they just didn't want to be involved. Besides, they all know how that coward retaliates when busted - spread lies on the internet!

Based on recent developments, it appears I was wrong about Sal. He wasn't turning a blind eye to Marty's scams, he just wasn't paying attention. Critical mass from Marty's exposure at the council meeting eventually reached Sal. When he discovered Marty was using the Lakeview High name in his Wyatt fundraiser scam, he decided to speak up. He commented on Erica's page that the group was in no way involved in Marty's fake fundraiser. Then this comment was posted on the picnic page:

"Salvatore Palazzolo
It has been put to my attention that Someone(A member) is going to S.C.S City Council meetings and telling council that he is going to get together with this Group and head a fundraiser For little boy named Wyatt who was abused and has now been all over the media....Without naming names I will say this..NO ONE WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE ADMINISTRATION CAN PUT UP A FUNDRAISER OR EVENT IN THIS GROUP'S NAME"

This comment pretty much sums up what has been happening to the world's biggest fake advocate lately. As people become aware that Marty is using their name to legitimize his scams, they are speaking out and exposing Marty's lies. This is just more proof that Marty's numerous "fundraisers" are nothing more than an attempt to scam donations from uninformed victims. If the fundraisers were legitimate, why wouldn't Marty have already cleared them with the groups or persons involvement before announcing them?

Another telling revelation about Sal's comment on the picnic page was Marty's reaction. Apparently Marty didn't bother to try to defend his "good works" or his personal advocacy greatness. He did what the Mongoose is known for - slither away like the lying snake he is. Sal had this follow up comment to confirm that the coward Elder Dawg stuck his tail between his legs and ran:

"Salvatore Palazzolo I think The PERSON of interest here has left the building, Lol as for me i have de-friended the person and I encourage it for any of my friends to do the same!"

This marks the end of yet another forum Marty used to lie and scam. Now, not only the city of Saint Clair Shores, but everyone on his high school alumni page are aware of the scam artist wannabe and liar that Marty Prehn truly is. Where will Marty go next to search for victims and announce his next great fundraiser? How will he attack his cyber stalkers and blame them for his exposure? The Mongoose scam options are running thin. He did give a final parting shot that we'd like to share:

"Marty Prehn
February 4 at 1:43pm ·
To my cyber stalkers and one of the people that heads up the Lakeview reunion page. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Having something wrong with them is putting it mildly. They are fricken NUTS."

I can see the one bright spot for Marty in all of this. One of his catchy event names could actually be put to use, although it won't be quite the way he dreamed it up in his head. I'm proposing that the next Lakeview picnic be named in Marty's honor - perhaps an all night party that they promote as The Camp Out To Stamp Out Marty Prehn.

Nice ring to it, actually...

Marty Prehn and Bill Windsor - Lovers or Just Friends?

Gentle CoMmies;

The weekend is upon us and decent people across the nation gather with family and friends to enjoy the best things in life. Things like going to the movies. School or sporting events. A special dinner at home or a fine restaurant. And, of course, reading about what a f*ck up Marty Prehn is...

It's been an exciting past couple of weeks here at CoM. The first month of 2015 will forever be known for the downfall of some of the biggest idiots mankind has ever defecated. I'll be the first to say that 2015 isn't going to be the Year of the Mongoose, nor will it be the year Lawless America..The Movie makes its world premiere. Actually, it's shaping up to be just the opposite. Marty Prehn, by and thru Bill Windsor's crushing defeat in a Texas courtroom, lost the only viable threat he ever really had to use against his enemies.

The only real people or cause that Marty has successfully aligned himself with has been declared dead and it's "Advocate in Chief", Bill Windsor, is a wanted fugitive with numerous judgments and Protection Orders against him for, well, doing exactly what Marty does - harass and con people for money and make believe notoriety. You can see how those two idiots made such a great team. Windsor had the ability to harass people through the courts and Marty could do what he does best - latch on to someone's coat tails and claim to be a part of what they're doing - front and center or "behind the scenes". Marty was so caught up in the excitement of whatever con Bill Windsor was pulling that he proclaimed himself the Regional Director for Lawless America. He filled his Facebook page and even posted to this very blog with idiotic comments like this:

Marty Prehn aka THE AMBASSADOR February 4, 2014 at 5:39 PM
"Get ready for some more breaking news that will be getting National Media Attention where Megan Van Zelfden and her imaginary wittle joeys will be exposed for ALL of the word to see. I just notice in the photo on the set with ELLEN that the gold statute has been included. Thanks I thought I left it home whern that photo was taken. And Megan WHOSE YOUR BIG BOY? lol Can you create that photo that I had asked you for? You know the one with Bill Windsor as the Skipper (does the Skipper have a last name?) And me as Gilligan (does Gilligan have a last name?) David Scheid as the Professor (does the Professor have a last name?) Tammy as MaryAnn (does MaryAnn have a last name?) And of course Jennifer Love Hewitt as Ginger (I know she has a last name on the show. And maybe Brenda Battle Jordan and her husband Ken as Mr. and Mrs Thurston Cookout the III. I guess most of those on Gilligan 's Island were NOBODIES as well. Well Maggy are you up to the task? And don't forget to make the boat the SS MEKNOW and on the back of the boat LAWLESS AMERICA Windsor, Ontario. Lets see those artist skills of yours."

Marty proceeded to attach himself to Bill like a tick on Mary Deneen in Montana. The Mongoose became Lawless America's biggest, fattest lemming. Marty thought Bill was going to put him on the big screen and make him a star. That would surely get the advocacy donations rolling in. Marty would be not only a huge star but also wealthy beyond his greatest hopes. Unfortunately, Bill never figured out what everyone here knows. Anything that Marty manages to associate himself with is immediately doomed. The Elder Avenger is so toxic that just having his name attached to Lawless America meant certain death to the movement. As of yesterday, the SS MEKNOW now sits on the bottom of Vexi Lake in Ellis County Texas. I'm just amazed, yet somewhat disappointed, that the rodent Marty was able to abandon the dingy before it went down.

While telling the story of these idiots, I must mention a few of the players in the saga. When a group of people we'll refer to as the Snaps (I still can't figure out what a "Joey" is) found Windsor and recognized him as the con artist he is, they began to comment about him on a blog. Bill began a desperate search to find out who Gingersnap, the alleged leader of the Snaps, is. Enter a Balloon Sex fetish clown from Garland Texas named Betty Krenik, aka Ballon Betty. When Betty's husband became dissatisfied with the way Betty was "blowing his balloon", as it were, he supposedly had an affair with a client of his that we know as MVZ. This caused a burning hatred in Betty and an all out Internet war began. This eventually led to Betty falsely informing Bill that MVZ was the evil cookie that ran the Snaps blog. It didn't take her long to figure out that Marty was the dumbest lemming of the herd and he would jump at the chance to attack MVZ in order to stay in the LA spotlight. Marty also decided this innocent woman must also be the mastermind behind this blog as well. Marty then began to harass and defame MVZ on his Facebook page using information being fed to him by the balloon clown. Who can forget moronic CoM comments like this?

Marty Prehn aka THE ELDER AVENGER February 4, 2014 at 5:50 PM
"Meg it was very simple. Curtis Butler contacted me and told me and asked if I can get him a deal and not get prosecuted if he told Bill Windsor everything that he knows about you. Which photo should the news story show? You with your daughter at the Plano, Police Station or the one with the other people from the Occupy movement or the one that was taken at the hotel in Colorado when you complained about the smell in the hotel room and they switched your room several times and then you decided that you were going to sleep in the lobby and thats when the police were called in. Watch for the TMVZ blob page that lists all of the court cases that you have been involved in and all of the news articles and pictures of you from Kindergarten to your High School graduation. OH WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN. I WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT NUMBER WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN and say Megan Van Elfden you have the right to remain silient as anything you say or text may be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand these rights? Opps too late the screen shot has already been taken."

We've covered all of Marty's FBI surveillance claims and his threat that he was bringing the national media to Texas with him when he went to personally slap the cuffs on MVZ. This was the, soon to be outdone, peak of Marty's stupidity because soon thereafter, Bill named a new person as leader of the Snaps. Of course, this just pointed out what a complete idiot Balloon Betty is and how stupid Marty and all his Betty fueled rants really were. It was a great source of humor for everyone involved. The naming of a new evil cookie suspect put an end to the balloon clown's role in this tale but she continues to stalk this blog daily in her search for any hateful thing she can get the Mongoose to say about MVZ.

This story has so many different twists, a book could easily be written about it. Since Robert Cookout III has already called dibs on that idea, I'll fast forward to recent events. It appears this pair of idiots have reached the end of their respective hate filled partnerships. They were both recently crushed in what were their preferred methods of harassment. Marty had always used the SCS televised council meetings to carry out his various attacks on his enemies. After his complete exposure as a lying dumb ass at the last meeting, those days could and should be finally over. Even the mayor joined the speakers in telling Marty that everyone is sick of him using the public forum to name drop, lie and attack people. It'll be interesting to see if Marty has the guts to show up for the next meeting. If he does, I'm looking forward to see what kind of reception he receives and how the council limits his next batch of lies. Our field reporters will be there. Might even "say a few words"...

It now appears Bill Windsor's assault on his enemies through failed civil litigation attempts has also come to an end. Ellis County Texas dismissed his civil case against the "Joeys" yesterday. With the dismissal of Windsor's last civil suit, he's now left with only his criminal case to play "pro se legal genius" with in court. For years now, Bill has used a courtroom to impose his vengeance on his enemies. Windsor's status as a fugitive and probable future as an incarcerated felon will put and end to his frivolous harassment through the courts. Bill learned yesterday you can't maintain a lawsuit when you can't appear in court. That had to hit the vexatious dumb ass pretty hard.

It's seems really fitting that both of these hateful idiots lost their best weapon against people within a few days of each other. Both of these monsters were shut down after years of attacks and hatred. I guess you can consider January 2015 as the month that Lawless America and its self-proclaimed Regional Director finally received what they truly deserved. To be shut down, embarrassed, and exposed for what they really are. Nothing more than spiteful scammers, liars and nobodies who desperately wanted to manufacture some notoriety. Marty Prehn and Bill Windsor chased fame together - and went down in flames together.

Good riddance to you both.

Where Oh Where is Whittle Marty

Now that it's been over a week since the lynching of the Mongoose at the SCS city council meeting, Marty has remained in hiding. There have been no attack posts on his Facebook page. He hasn't announced a new advocacy cause or fundraiser scam. Marty hasn't even updated his fans about how well the benefit for Erica that he and The Hip Replacements put on this past weekend went. Maybe Elder Dawg collected so much money that he's still busy trying to count it. After a week of nothing from Marty, I have to borrow a song he wrote once. "Where oh where has whittle Marty gone? Oh where oh where could he be?"

During Marty's rebuttal of all the "allegations" presented to the council about him, he promised several things. Marty said he wasn't going to go into details about Erica's claims of him trying to hijack Wyatt's law and him posing as her agent. He instead was going to take it up with the newspapers. After checking with all the Detroit area newspapers, I've been unable to find any indication that there is an article pending about Marty in any way. Not even Marty's "good friend" Jamie Cook is working on a story to defend the good name of the Mongoose. Did Marty decide to have mercy on Erica and call off the hit piece about her that was destined for the front page of USA Today? That's the only explanation I can come up with for why the nation's press didn't rise up to correct the wrongs perpetrated against their beloved Elder Avenger.

During Marty's name dropping rebuttal to the council, he mentioned his recent favorite threat. Marty claimed he was having the Michigan AG's office involve the Michigan State Police in the investigation of the outrageous false claims against him. I'm sure by now there are teams of investigators working to arrest the criminal cyber stalkers who would dare point out Marty's own words and actions and use them to discredit his superhero reputation. It's a good thing the state of Michigan has an AG dedicated to protecting the good Mongoose name on a daily basis. I can't imagine the depth our great country would sink to if the luster of the Martin E Prehn name were to be dimmed. If world leaders will go to the trouble of changing decades of Cold World policies after Ronald Reagan spent one day with "Dimples Prehn", prosecuting Marty's detractors is the least the AG can do.

I've now begun scanning all the Detroit area television station news sites searching for Marty's next advocacy cause. We all know by now that Marty's advocacy is determined by what story might draw some media coverage. Maybe we haven't heard from the Mongoose because he doesn't want to tip anyone off to where he's going to be fundraising next. Or has Marty been called out of FBI retirement for a top secret undercover assignment? You know, once a Special Agent, always a Special Agent. Marty's unwavering dedication to protecting our country from evil takes priority over everything, except maybe sitting in the 7-11 parking lot staring at Primo's. Even a top secret undercover agent has to have his priorities.

Now that the SCS city council has told Marty to "stay the hell away", what the next move for the Mongoose? Will he find a new forum for pronouncing his great good works and attacking his cyber stalkers? Or will he use his standard approach and just pretend it didn't happen? How long will Marty stay tamped down before he comes back with a new advocacy scam and victims? Is Linda Fergan Bowery trying to rebuild the Elder Dawg's spirit so he can once again attempt to get donations rolling in order to help pay their enormous food bill? Will FERGAN'S Carquest continue to support Marty and all of his stalking endeavors? Stay tuned for the latest breaking news about Marty, you know it won't be long until his stupidity resumes.

Marty Prehn Gets His Comeuppance, Part III and Epilogue

Gentle CoMmies;

Today will be our final report on Marty standing in front of the Saint Clair Shores City Council, broadcast on Public Access TV, with his pants around his ankles and everyone laughing at his dirty underwear. We've already covered the first two speakers and they made a big impression on the council. The point had already been made that Marty was a liar, a stalker and bully who was using the public comments to further his own insane agenda. At this point, you could tell the council was starting to get angry about the situation. But there was still one speaker left - the son of "the Legendary Doc Chism".  You know, the guy from the Lifetime and Hallmark channel movies that Marty wrestled the Grim Reaper for.

Mike started his portion of the Marty beat-down by pointing out Marty claims to have saved Dr Chism's life. Our coverage of Marty's greatest success claim has pointed out what a lie that is. Even the Dr's own lawyer called Marty out on his bullshit story. This is just another example of Marty seeing a court case getting media attention and suddenly he inserts himself as if he's a key player. In fact, he's still posting and bragging about it three years later.

Mike proceeds to tell the council that Marty has caused his elderly parents nothing but misery for the past three years. Isn't it odd that an "elder advocate" would attack the elderly people in this story in support of their kids who want control of their money? I think Marty has his advocacy reversed. Maybe he should have been a greedy kid advocate instead. Whatever it takes to get your cut, right Marty?

Mike complains that Marty's three year harassment campaign has cost his parents thousands of dollars and plenty of frustration. Marty's attempted murder accusations against Karen without any evidence whatsoever are reprehensible. Mike points out his parents couldn't even go on vacation without Marty calling for a national elder alert, complete with a description of the vehicle they were in. He even posted the license plate number. How did Marty know these people were gone and what they were driving unless he was stalking them and continuously driving by their home? Is this what he's now doing to Erica so he can show up at any press coverage she might go to? Just something to think about. Readers of this blog may recall this famous nugget:

"Marty Prehn TEAM CHISM is like frickin Santa Clause. With the security camera that we have set up in the bighouse across the street from Dr. Chism's house we can watch via our cell phones when they leave. When they come back. and have all entrances and exists covered and know who comes to see them and for how long. This is also being monitored by the Macomb County Sheriff's department So we know if she is sleeping we know when she's awake we all know that she has been bad all of her life so just DBD for goodness sake.
3 · Dec 16, 2012"

Another part of this situation I question is why Marty called for the elder alert just because they weren't home for him to stalk? These people just wanted to get away from all the harassment. If there was a concern about the Dr's well being, wouldn't his own children be calling for this alert, not some overweight slob who has no connection to them? Why was Marty concerned enough about this couple to ask for an elder alert? I'll guess he called for an elder alert because there is no such thing as an elder wallet alert, and that's what he was really worried about.

After Mike finished asking the council to stop Marty from using their forum to advance his hate campaigns and scams, it's now Marty's turn to speak. His only response to Mike's claims is that court documents back up everything he's said about the Chisms. Of course, we all know that's a complete lie. Nothing Mike mentioned had anything to do with the court proceedings. Basically there was nothing Marty could say to dispute what was said about him so he pretends there are some court documents to back him up. Maybe Marty will post a document that justified his stalking and harassment of these people. I really doubt that's going to happen.

As Elder Dawg continues to drop names and blame his cyber stalkers for his own stupidity, you can see the council's anger getting worse. They had just had enough of Marty's lies and threats. Marty even managed to drop a veiled threat at the council by pointing out that the city of Dearborn had to pay Terry Jones $300,000 because they limited his free speech. This might be what pushed the mayor to berate Marty. The mayor tells Marty he doesn't like his continuous name dropping of city officials that have nothing to do with the Elder Avenger or his lies. Another council member even chimed in to point out that Marty has dropped the mayor's name plenty of times. The mayor made it very clear they know Marty is a liar and they aren't going to put up with his crap any longer.

Facts that were made very clear by all of the Marty victim/speakers is this: Marty is a proven stalker. His constant knowledge of what cars are parked at Robin's various family members houses shows he's doing daily drive-bys. His knowledge of the Chisms being gone on vacation, not to mention him knowing the plate number of the vehicle they were in, is proof positive that he was surveiling their residence. And Erica pointed out previously that she was concerned that Marty had gone to the trouble of finding her address for some unknown reason. It doesn't take a genius to figure out why that idiot would need her address.

After the council meeting reality truly hit the Mongoose in his fat face. He approached a councilman that Marty has proclaimed several times is his "close personal friend" and tried to shake his hand. The councilman could be heard telling Marty to get the hell away from him and he had nothing to say to Marty. The mayor and several council members went out of their way to apologize to the speakers about Marty. Most people would see the writing on the wall about making a fool of themselves in front of these people, but the Mongoose just isn't that smart. He'll continue to show up to spew his lies and hatred until the council puts a stop to it for good. I honestly believe that day will come soon, as mention was made about the city's legal role concerning the public comments. The entire city of Saint Clair Shores is sick of the waste of time and space that is Marty Prehn. Don't worry though, Marty, you can always go speak at the Berkley council meetings unless they've already run you off as well.

I can't help but wonder where Marty will show up next. Is he sitting across the street from Dr Chism's house hoping to catch a glimpse of the good Dr's wallet? Is he circling Robin's house searching for a code violation to report? Maybe he'll spend his afternoon in the Fergan's Carquest delivery vehicle parked at the 7-11 across from Guy's auto repair shop, writing down the plate numbers of the cars there for repair. He's been spotted doing that several times already. Or could he be putting his imaginary pilots license to use flying his drone over Erica's house in search of a news crew or newspaper reporter in his latest attempt to get his name in the press. No matter what it is, you can be sure of two things:

Marty is going to fail at whatever he's scheming and we'll be reporting that failure while laughing at his utter stupidity. Good luck, you moron. Your idiocy will always be our entertainment.

Great week, CoMmies. Have a wonderful weekend!

Marty Prehn Gets His Comeuppance, Part II

Today we will continue our coverage of the great Marty exposure at the last Saint Clair Shores city council meeting. Part 1of our coverage was about Marty's latest stalking target Erica. She delivered the opening shot on Marty during the public comments at the end of the council meeting. Marty responded with his usual response, "It's my cyber stalkers fault". That seems to be his standard explanation for his stupidity lately. Sorry Marty, you can't blame others for you being an attention seeking moronic loser. That's all you, dumbass!

The next speaker to discuss the Mongoose is Robin. She begins her public comment by handing the council members a printout of various remarks Marty has posted about her 15 year old daughter concerning a supposed weight problem and other unflattering statements. I can only assume Marty hasn't noticed how morbidly obese he is. How a grown man as fat as Marty Prehn is can bully a young girl about her weight is beyond me. Let's also not forget that Marty is a self proclaimed advocate against bullying. It's become a proven pattern that Marty claims to advocate against the very things he does.

Robin then touches on Marty's eviction and points out this is the reason Marty bullied her daughter. After all of his empty legal threats were laughed at, Marty was forced to sink to new lows to try to get his revenge on the only people who ever cared enough about the gutless coward to help him. Kudos Marty, you're still proving what a lowlife, worthless POS you still are and always have been. Linda must be so proud!

Robin then reached the point of her council address. She points out that Marty uses the public comments at the meetings for nothing more than lying about his greatness, introducing his latest scams, and attacking people he's currently mad at. What do any of these things have to do with city business? Marty's endless fundraiser announcements, upcoming great events he's planning and his personal attacks have grown old for everyone involved. Even though council members usually don't speak during comments, the mayor couldn't help but speak up in agreement with Robin at this point.

Marty's response to what Robin said to the council was exactly like his response to anyone who has pointed out his lies and scams - more lies and empty threats. Marty claims his rent was paid when the locks were changed on the rented room he had turned into a complete pig sty. He also accuses Robin of selling his fathers ashes to his evil sister. Everyone here knows both of these statements are complete lies. If anything, Robin and Guy saved his father's ashes from a piss soaked pile of trash, and I mean Marty's room, not him personally. I suppose the same description applies to both. By the way, the locks were changed to protect the other occupant of the house from any further theft by the Mongoose.

After Marty drops this pair of lies in his defense, he does what the Elder Avenger does best - make another empty threat. He points out he cornered a city official at a chili cook off to report some stupid code violation because of expired plates on a vehicle parked at Robin's future mother in law's house. How petty and childish is the gluttonous moron? How many months was Marty's Mongoosemobile parked at these people's rental property with expired tags? Marty closes his response to Robin's portion of the "smear campaign' with his standard court and press coverage threats. Get a life Marty. The one you're currently living is pathetic.

In our next article, we'll cover the last person to speak about Marty, his response, and the after meeting council slap down Marty received from several council members. You won't want to miss it.

Turning to fashion, Marty wore the same clothes as his last council address. Think he at least bothered to wash them?

Marty Prehn Gets His Comeuppance, Part I

I'd like to start the day off with a big thank you to our loyal readership and on the scene field reporters. Yesterday, our previous record for blog views was blown out of the water! The interest level in Marty getting called out in front of the city council was unbelievable. That tells me just how fed up people have become with Marty Prehn's stupidity. Thanks again for everyone's participation.

Last night's council meeting was an absolute epic fail for the self proclaimed Elder Avenger. As the line of Marty's victims formed at the podium for the public comments to the council, you'd think Marty would have the good sense to slither out the back door, hop in the Mongoosemobile and burn rubber! Perhaps he didn't have the gas to waste and decided to stick it out, but I was shocked he didn't turn and run like he does when the buffet line opens at a stranger's funeral. To be honest, I'm glad he hung around to squirm, stumble his words and generally backpedal. After all, he got dressed to impress! Homeless Chic never looked better!

With the large amount of truth about Marty that was delivered to the council last night, it would be impossible to cover it all with just one article, so I'll have to break the report into sections. Each speaker will have their contribution covered along with Marty's attempted rebuttal to their exposure of his moronic and hateful ways. All of these speakers played an important role in the Taming of the Shrew Mongoose. Today, I'll cover the first speaker, Erica Hammel.

With the limited exposure I've had to Erica and her cause, I must say that I've been very impressed with this young mother. She came to the meeting with a purpose and she succeeded in her mission. Erica's top priority, rightfully so, was to get the word out about Wyatt's Law. She presented the council with all the background regarding the horrible abuse of her son and the circumstances that kept her from preventing it. She mentioned several elected officials she is working with to change the system in order to prevent this from happening to another child. Unlike Marty, she really is working with these officials, not just dropping names and claiming to be working "behind the scenes". Marty could learn a lot about being an advocate from this woman. Erica is a true advocate who lets her actions speak for themselves, not a fake like Marty. If anyone reading here hasn't signed the petition for Wyatt's Law, I strongly encourage you to do so. Erica and Wyatt deserve all of our support!

After Erica finished the most important part of her address to the council, she had enough time left to touch on the subject of the fake advocate and liar, Marty Prehn. She recounts how Marty showed up at a court hearing, introduced himself as an elder advocate, complete with his stupid "official" business card. She states that within five minutes, Marty was already dropping names of his celebrity and political friends. He claimed to know state representatives, the city council, and wanted to get Erica in touch with Chevrolet. Of course, no Elder Dawg lie would be complete without the promise of getting an appearance on the Ellen show. How many times have we seen this before? I'm sure Erica has already forgotten the Kid Rock benefit concert, luxury suite sporting event tickets to every professional team in Detroit, and the Hallmark movie about her and Wyatt that he's already written the script for. I'm always astounded that idiot can find the time to deliver brake pads and stalk people in the Fergan's Carquest delivery vehicle.

Erica next proceeds to point out what the Mongoose did that finally pushed her to speak out about Marty. She reads a message from a reporter that says Marty claimed to be intimately involved in Wyatt's case and was representing Erica. What she didn't mention to the council, but has pointed out in posts on Facebook, is Marty had started messaging her personal questions and had gone to the trouble of finding her home address. Ms Hammell ends her comments by telling the council Marty doesn't know her or Wyatt, is not involved with Wyatt's law in any way, and asks that Marty stop stalking her court hearings and just leave her alone. Might be time to cancel the fundraisers and move on, Marty. You won't be collecting any donations in Wyatt's name and as you learned last night, no news crews want to interview you about Wyatt and Erica. Nothing for the Mongoose to gain from this situation!

Let's skip ahead in the meeting and cover Marty's response to Erica's council address. The fact that Marty even went to the podium to speak points out just how stupid he is. I guess the presence of a news crew overrode Marty's survival instinct. If he left without speaking, how would he get in front of the camera for an interview?

Marty's answer to what Erica said was really quite simple: It's all my cyber stalker's fault! Marty claims that Erica was just fine with him until his cyber stalkers contacted her as part of their "smear campaign" against him. If people contacted Erica as part of a great conspiracy against Marty, what could they have possibly said to her that would make her disown the Mongoose and make up the claim that she was upset that Marty was claiming to represent her? The Special Agent will get to the bottom of it though, as he's having the Michigan AG get the state police to investigate the "false allocations" against the delivery boy fake advocate. I'm really looking forward to the results of this investigation as I'm sure the Mongoose will be passing out 20 year federal prison terms to all the conspirators against him. "Personally slap the cuffs" on them, I'd bet.

In the interest of saving bandwidth for reader comments, I'll wrap this article up. The basic summary of Erica's portion of the great Marty outing at the city council meeting is this: Young mother presents her idea for Wyatt's Law. She is very professional and well spoken. Points out that she wants the fat idiot fake advocate to leave her alone. The moron rebuts her address by saying it's all someone else's fault. He's going to have those people investigated by the state police. And he's just a great man who is the victim of a smear campaign against his "good works". All in all, just another average day in the life of a lying, scamming, fake advocate/idiot.

Be sure you check back tomorrow as we'll cover the next speaker involved in the great Marty "smear campaign" of 2015!

Public Scorn of the Mongoose

Stay with us, CoMmies...

Marty Prehn Finally Gets Attention

Wow. What a weekend here at CoM. 

With all of our new fans, we've needed to add additional bandwidth to our blog.  Apparently, Marty has attracted a whole new audience, thanks to his latest and greatest "advocacy". Welcome, new CoMmies!

Our ranks suddenly grew these past few days as people became aware of Marty's latest potential victim. I encourage these new readers to look at previous articles on this blog to get a good idea of how the Mongoose works. Everything posted here is true and accurate and will provide plenty of background as to how Marty works and how he's used the same tactics and threats for years now. Hell, most of what we post comes directly from the Mongoose himself!

Our last article highlighted Marty's latest attention grab attempt going down in flames. The Elder Avenger once again shot himself in the foot with his own lies but this time a woman with supporters and a public voice was the target. After she called him out on his pure bullshit, Marty went into damage control. As we've seen in the past, that's when Marty displays the breadth of his sheer stupidity. He proceeded to bless us with his lying idiocy.

"Some one created a Erica fb page and wrote comments that appear to have come from Erica Hammel and yet these comments are not found on either her fb page or the Wyatt the Warrior page. How sick are these people to do this and cause additional stress and worry claiming that I have driven by her house (which I have not and that I abused my mother who I cared for for over 10 years" 

Sorry Marty, this might be one of the dumbest claims you ever made. You can obviously see the comment on this woman's page. You spent your weekend blocking anyone who commented on this post. How did you know who to block if you couldn't see the post, you moron? That post pointing out what a liar you are has over 50 comments attached to it, so how did a fake profile created by your "cyberstalkers" attract all of the friends of this woman's real Facebook page? Instead of just accepting the fact that someone figured out your scam and shutting up, you make yourself look even worse with that attempt to discredit the validity of her comment. Not dissimilar to everytime someone catches a proven lie of yours, you claim someone hacked your Facebook account and posted it. Sorta like when you claimed people cloned your ObamaPhone and made calls on your behalf. Are you really this stupid Marty? Rhetorical question, of course, as we all know he really is that stupid. 


Now that "Wyatt's Warriors" have started researching Marty, it appears things are going to get ugly for the Mongoose. Marty obviously chose the wrong scam target with this latest media attention grab. Now his worst nightmare is happening. People are actually paying attention to his lies and publicly pointing them out. Marty has already started resorting to his usual defense tactics. Lie about the source of his exposure, Facebook block anyone that points out his lies, and so on. Next the threats of FBI, DOJ, CIA, and AG involvement will come. And don't forget about all the PPO's Marty will claim to have against anyone that's ever pointed out what a loser he is. 

Our readers here know where Marty goes to get the coverage of his self proclaimed greatness he so craves twice a month - the Saint Clair Shores City Council meetings. The meetings are broadcast on a local cable public access channel. This is the only media coverage Marty can manage to get for himself. Any member of the public is allowed five minutes to speak in front of the council and Marty uses this forum to proclaim how important he is, announce his latest attention scams and attack anyone that discredits him. As one of the readers here proved, it's also the best way to embarrass and humiliate Marty. Using the same coverage Marty craves to point out his lies is like a swift kick to Marty's enormous ass. It truly is the worst possible thing you can do to him.

I find it very ironic that Marty's latest embarrassment is timed to line up with his next address to the council tonight, January 19th. If any of the people that are now trying to stop Marty want to deliver a blow to this idiot's lying and scamming, the council meeting is the perfect place. If people were to speak out against Marty at this meeting, just maybe his next victim could be spared the misery of having to deal with this moron and his bloated ego.

In closing, I want thank Karen Chism for stopping by. We have a great deal of respect and admiration for this woman for showing angelic restraint over the years since Marty slithered into her and her husband's life.

We'll not only buy her book, we'll send her and "the legendary Doc" a couple of our new Chronicles of Marty t-shirts!

Marty Prehn Opens Can of Dumbass on City Council!

I hope everyone got a chance to watch Marty's State of the Mongoose Address last night. I know I now look forward to the first and third Monday of each month. I've been to many comedy clubs where the performer is no where near as funny as watching the Saint Clair Shores Village Idiot, who now claims to live in Eastpointe. So, as expected, Marty introduces himself with a lie. We all know where you and your fat girlfriend, Linda, live, Marty.

The latest Mongoose address was very entertaining, to say the least. Marty starts out with his newest threat towards Robin Williams, the ex landlord, not the dead comedian. By now, everyone who reads here knows about Marty and his dumb ass friend Carla's attacks on Robin's teenage daughter. How a couple of idiots as fat as those two could make fun of a young girls weight is a question I could write an entire article about. Their insults were enough to provoke Robin to contact the police about the bullying of her daughter by these alleged grown adults. Marty was contacted by the police and warned that the attacks had better stop. Tamped down Mongoose again.

At the council meeting, Marty claimed that Robin accused him of having contact with her daughter. Of course that's just not true but when has Marty ever let the truth interfere with what he says? He goes on to say he's working with Macomb County Prosecutor to go after Robin for filing a false police report. By now, I'm sure the FBI, DOJ, or Carla's "friends" at the CIA are helping with this investigation. Either that or Marty can't even afford to get copies of the report to get the investigation started. We should all be on the lookout for the obligatory "fireworks" prediction from Marty. What an idiot!

Next Marty moves on to his arch enemy, FlemShady. Based on Marty spending his entire weekend searching the Internet for stuff to post about Shady, I believe Sean has now replaced MVZ as Mongoose Enemy Number One, most likely to try and bond with his man-crush Bill Windsor who just got slapped with a nice $250k judgment by Flem's attorney. Unfortunately, Marty is too stupid to find anything on the Internet so all he posted were links to Sean's videos. Marty isn't smart enough to figure out that every time he sends someone to watch the videos, Flem gets paid by Google. Well played, Marty, that'll teach Sean a lesson. If only Marty had a moronic balloon sex fetish clown to feed him info about Shady, he might have something really good to post.

Anyway, back to Marty's address to the council. As the council stares off into space trying to figure out what the idiot is talking about, Marty named Sean as his cyberstalker. He then gives Sean credit for forming a "hate blog" but doesn't give the blog's name. We all know what blog he's talking about and we also know that Sean didn't form it. Just like MVZ, Robin, or anyone else Marty has named didn't form it. That moron is just as clueless about this blog as he was when he was watching the FBI surveillance tapes and coming to Texas to put cuffs on people. You're a complete imbecile Marty and the sooner you accept that the better off you'll be.

Marty continues his speech by mentioning the letter he received from the Madison Heights police about Flem. He finally figured out he should drop all the criminal charges the letter never mentioned and stick with the only thing the letter said: Nothing criminal so if you want to do something about it, hire a lawyer and try to get a restraining order. Marty tells the council that's exactly what he's going to do. By the time Marty serves Flem with all of the PPO's he already claims he's got, it'll be heavier than a Bill Windsor affidavit. 

After Marty finishes with his major two concerns for the city, he closes with his usual crap. Marty announced yet another fundraiser he'll be leading. After watching the idiot talk about fundraiser after fundraiser that have never raised a nickel for anyone, I glaze over when he mentions them now. I honestly don't know what he claimed he was going to raise funds for now but we all know any money raised will be going towards one of his enormous food bills anyway. I'm not going to bother trying to figure out what cause he was lying about trying to help. The time buzzer went off while Marty was trying to mention a senior lady that fell somewhere. Apparently, his elder advocacy just isn't as important as getting in some empty threats at who he's currently mad at.

In summary:  Fat imbecile in tattered clothes whined at a city council meeting about people he doesn't like.  No news here. Check back in two weeks.

"Way up, firm and high..."

Marty Prehn Holds City Council Hostage!

...snubbed by elfen meeting regular

As the Christmas season continues and the end of the year approaches, we here at CoM, as well as the Saint Clair Shores city council, find ourselves being held hostage by a fat idiot in a Santa suit. Since Marty has yet to make good on any of his on-camera lies - and to avoid any unwanted ass groping - the council has given the Santa gig to one of the local elves. 

Let's review the most recent official city agenda items that Marty failed to wrap up, shall we?

I'll start with the great used car sales crime wave that befell the sleepy Detroit suburb. Marty was reporting this code violation crime to the city council and the last we heard, documents would be provided to refute the claims of the scofflaws that were perpetrating this heinous act. Marty was going to prove beyond a doubt that they were lying to cover their criminal activity. I wish he'd hurry up because I'm tired of waiting for those fireworks. 

We also have Marty's great charity organization, OPA. Marty was scheduled to release the identities of his "unnamed" corporate sponsors right after the elections. He didn't want his great announcement to steal all the media coverage of the election results. It's been quite some time since the elections now - what is Marty waiting for? Why hasn't he given these generous corporations the credit they deserve for supporting his latest great cause? Is he just trying to let the suspense build even more or did he forget he told that lie? Did he hope we would forget he said it? Where are the Smiley Buttons and flashlight hats? Figure it out Marty, we never forget!

Marty had also made great promises of exposing all of his "cyber stalkers" to the city council. He was going to post their pictures on city websites and reveal their identities at an upcoming council meeting. Is this a case of Marty not wanting to reveal too much before his investigation was complete? Or did Linda let the idiot know that every time he attacked these people, it caused problems for her? I can imagine the conversation now: "If you want to continue to live here and mooch off me Marty, you better STFU and leave those people alone. Daddy doesn't like it when they show up at work and you hide in the back while others have to listen to their complaints about you!"

The next great Marty project that comes to mind is the planting of an evergreen tree in the park to honor the members of the Lakeview class of 74 who have passed. Marty went before the council to ask permission to plant the tree that was going to be paid for by donations. Did this tree ever get planted? Is the tree sitting in Linda's apartment decorated with lights and tinsel? Did Marty just pocket the donations knowing the council never takes him seriously and wouldn't expect anything to get done because they know he completely full of crap? Maybe Marty is just waiting until spring so the weather will be nice for the nationally televised dedication ceremony.

As we all know, this list could get longer than Marty's tab at Dimitri's, so I'll skip to the present. At the latest council meeting Marty, instead of giving an update on any of his previous lies, skipped right to his next one. He told the council he was organizing a memorial service for a veteran who died last March. This vet had been involved with a hot button topic the council had mentioned the last couple of meetings Marty missed while hiding out after Bill Windsor's arrest. He said he had been working with this man's family and a memorial would be held at the Bruce Post VFW this coming March. Sounds like Marty is having trouble finding funeral buffets to crash so he's planning one for a year after this man's death. Where was Marty when this man passed last March? 

A simple phone call to the Bruce Post also reveals that they know nothing about Marty making plans for them. After speaking to the commander, it was made very clear that Marty had absolutely nothing to do with any events that are held at the VFW. The commander was offended enough by Marty's lie that he said the post would send a letter to each council member and the mayor to let them know that Marty doesn't represent them and a post member would present any events that the council needed to know about, not Marty. I'm sure the council already knew that!!

In closing, all I can really ask is will we ever get the closure of Marty's "good works" we all crave? Will Marty ever stop lying with the hopes nobody will remember? Will this idiot ever realize that his lies all get documented here and aren't going to just go away when he moves to the next one? And one last question for Marty - Where the hell is the evergreen tree, you moron? 

Merry Christmas and OPA to everyone!

Marty Prehn's Latest Persona Grab Bag

There is a saying in life some people use: Change is Inevitable, especially with our favorite idiot, Marty Prehn. It seems that there is a different Mongoose for any occasion, complete with a themed hat.  

Now if Linda could just get him to change his underwear...

At the latest State of the Mongoose address to Monday's Saint Clair Shores City Council, the newest incarnation of Marty was unveiled. As is his pattern, Marty changes every time the season does. He became an "Advocate for the Public" with his vast knowledge of deed restrictions this past summer. He claimed to be leading the fight in the great Berkley parking crusade, all while serving as a Guardian Angel for a man who didn't know or want to have anything to do with Marty. Now that the leaves and temperatures are falling, it was time for a new version of Marty to magically appear where he's neither invited or welcome.

As Marty addressed the council this week, complete with props, a new kinder, gentler Mongoose was introduced. There were no attacks, code enforcement claims, not even a mention of cyber stalkers. This is a drastic change from what we usually get from Marty. I can't help but accredit this new tactic to Linda. After Robin approached Linda about Marty's claims that included her, Linda became so scared it made her physically sick. This, from a woman who shares her bathroom with Marty, so you know she was pretty nauseous. I'm of the opinion that Marty's meal ticket laid down the law and told Marty to quit attacking people because it was now affecting her. There has also been a new effort by Marty to give the appearance that he no longer lives at Linda's. He even claimed at the council meeting that he now lives in Eastpointe. Sorry Marty and Linda, you're not fooling anyone with that. After waddling up to the microphone, does it surprise anyone here that the first words out of his mouth is a complete lie?

As luck would have it, there was another suicide walk scheduled for the weekend following the great event weekend he had planned but didn't bother to show up for. This gave Marty the chance to become a full fledged National Suicide Prevention Advocate. He just continued on with his OPA fundraising and a new national goal of raising a million dollars. This would allow Marty to expand out of Macomb, a county that has grown quite tired of his craziness, with his new persona. We all know Marty is a master at coming up with catchy names for all of his events and his own superhero greatness. Now that Elder Dawg and Elder Avenger don't apply to his newest crusade, we're left to speculate as to what his latest moniker will be. Here are a few possibilities complete, with what their "good work superpower" will be:

Suicide Avenger©:
This superhero will be on constant lookout for suicide victims to exploit. He'll scan all the local newspapers looking for recent suicides so he can can start trying to contact the survivors with his offers to aid them. When he is shunned and unable to exploit anyone, his superpower will take over. He'll research police and autopsy reports looking for details he can use to inflict added pain on the victims for his revenge.

Depression Dawg©:
A distant cousin to McGruff and the younger litter mate of Elder Dawg, this canine will battle depression. A tail wagging dog that's excited to see you will cheer up almost anyone and Depression Dawg will serve basically the same purpose. He'll promise depressed people, especially single women, luxury box tickets to sporting events, flower delivery, and other gimmicks to lift their spirits. He will write songs in their honor and make arraignments for them to meet Dr Phil for counseling sessions. Depression Dawg's superpower will be begging for food and leaving piles of crap everywhere. Marty has been honing those skills for years now. With great power comes great responsibility, you know...

Bully Buster©:
Bully Buster will lead the fight against bullying by forming state and national task forces with every elected official, dead or alive, he can remember. He'll direct new legislation to make bullying a federal offense with a 20 year prison sentence. Buster's superpower will be attacking the teenage female children of anyone he doesn't like, thus educating them as to how to spot that little bitch who spread lies about you after math class. "What a bitch, I'm sure..."

Out of the Dark Knight©:
Marty pointed out the number of overdoses while talking about suicide. This can only mean that he feels those overdoses were depression related and a form of suicide. This superhero will seek out the families of overdose victims to comfort and convince them that the overdose wasn't the result of drug addiction, but in reality a suicide - or perhaps murder (another hero we'll discuss in a later article). The Knight's superpower will be investigating the drug dealer who caused the suicide by going undercover and simply keeping an eye on his son for once. After confirming that Jr wasn't the dealer, the Knight will be the driving force that gets the supplier prosecuted for murder and sentenced to 20 years in a federal penitentiary, likely under the Homeland Security Act that Marty co wrote.

Whatever iteration of a lying, scamming free loader this new superhero will be, underneath the cape we'll still find a moronic and extremely immature man-child who just can't get anyone to notice his greatness. 

Marty Prehn's Fall TV Lineup

Maybe you don’t have cable. Maybe you do, but you only watch network-TV shows. Or maybe you’re just searching for a handy resource to set your DVR. Whatever the case may be, enjoy our compendium of every Marty Prehn show airing on television this fall.

Print out this handy guide and keep it close to your TV. Don't miss out on any opportunity to see our favorite idiot in action!

Monday nights are one of the most important in Marty's "must see" TV line up. The first and third Monday of each month are the Saint Clair Shores City Council meetings. By now it should be obvious that every TV in the metro Detroit area is tuned in for the bi-weekly State of the Mongoose address. This is when everyone gets both a recap of the last two weeks of Marty greatness but also a preview of what lies - I mean events - Elder Dawg has coming. On the Mondays when there is no council meeting, catch Marty on Fox2Detroit as a regular on "Let it Rip" as he joins his close personal friend Huel Perkins to discuss his greatness.

Tuesday nights will feature Marty's new variety show. Robin Williams was the original co-host but now that he's assumed room temperature, Marty's unemployed good friend Jay Leno has agreed to join the show. Rumor has it that his friends Bob Seger, Amy Lee and Kenny Chesney will be leading the house band. Bette Midler and Debby Boone might just stop by, so don't miss it! In fact, this show will feature different friends of Marty's from all walks of the entertainment industry, as well as various politicians and heads of state. The list of possible guest is too long to list here but, based on Marty's Hollywood connections, this show will put Kimmel, Letterman and Fallon to shame. One of the recurring skits will be Stupid Marty Tricks. You won't want to miss this, folks. "Watch me lie out of both sides of my enormous ass!" Don't miss his "Dwarf Bowling with Jamie Victory" sketch, either.

On Wednesday Marty will be pulling a double shift. MTM (Marty the Mongoose) productions couldn't let a week go by without having Marty on a daytime talk show. Marty will be teaming up with his gal-pal Ellen for this daytime magic. This show will cover current events in Marty's life with a focus on his good works. Each week Marty will present his case for why Ellen should buy him a house, car, clothes and such. The ceiling of the studio will be lined with tin foil to protect Marty from lightning strikes. You know, because God will not be mocked and all...

Marty will also have a prime time Wednesday night production because America needs the Mongoose five nights a week. This show will be another fundraiser for Marty's biggest charity: himself. Each week Marty will highlight his latest money making scam. This week will feature his Lakeview Reunion Dinner. The location for this event has been changed once again but Marty figured out he shouldn't reveal it. If he doesn't say where it is, people can't call and find out it's all another lie.

Thursday nights will be dedicated to Marty's various federal crime fighting operations. This show will be called "The Stalkout Stakeout". John Walsh will join Marty as they expose the worst code violators in Saint Clair Shores. Covert stakeouts, "quad copter" flyovers conducted by real estate agents, and voice recognition of Facebook posts will be just a few of the techniques used by the "Code Violation Avenger". This America's Most Wanted type show will feature a different criminal each week. His former landlord will be featured on the first show, followed by an old lady with sixteen cats who refused his sexual advances. Programing Note: May not be suitable for younger viewers or those offended by watching XXX " masturbate to multiple orgasms".

Next comes the biggest night for MTM productions. Marty will completely take over prime time with a three hour extravaganza! Friday night will be:

"Marty's Elder Abuse/Human Trafficking/Cyber Stalking/Deed Restriction/Veterans/POW/Domestic Violence/Suicide Prevention/Good Works Telethon!"

This show will have a different co-host each week. So far, Grizzly Adams, Betty White, Doris Roberts, Paula Dean, and Sarah Palin have already been signed up. When you include every television news anchor that's appeared on Detroit TV the last ten years, the list of co-hosts is unbelievable. This show will highlight all of the above mentioned atrocities and show viewers how they can help Marty end them: DONATIONS! The catering and lotion cost have skyrocketed at the MTM production studio at apartment #6 at the Saint Clair Apartments, so everyone needs to contribute. All of Marty's good works aren't possible without people like you.

So make some popcorn. Gather up the kids, friends and any elderly veterans you may know and get your PayPal accounts ready for the new MartyTV lineup. If successful, plans are "in the works" for a 24/7 cable channel - All Marty/All the Time!