Marty Prehn Gets His Comeuppance, Part I

I'd like to start the day off with a big thank you to our loyal readership and on the scene field reporters. Yesterday, our previous record for blog views was blown out of the water! The interest level in Marty getting called out in front of the city council was unbelievable. That tells me just how fed up people have become with Marty Prehn's stupidity. Thanks again for everyone's participation.

Last night's council meeting was an absolute epic fail for the self proclaimed Elder Avenger. As the line of Marty's victims formed at the podium for the public comments to the council, you'd think Marty would have the good sense to slither out the back door, hop in the Mongoosemobile and burn rubber! Perhaps he didn't have the gas to waste and decided to stick it out, but I was shocked he didn't turn and run like he does when the buffet line opens at a stranger's funeral. To be honest, I'm glad he hung around to squirm, stumble his words and generally backpedal. After all, he got dressed to impress! Homeless Chic never looked better!

With the large amount of truth about Marty that was delivered to the council last night, it would be impossible to cover it all with just one article, so I'll have to break the report into sections. Each speaker will have their contribution covered along with Marty's attempted rebuttal to their exposure of his moronic and hateful ways. All of these speakers played an important role in the Taming of the Shrew Mongoose. Today, I'll cover the first speaker, Erica Hammel.

With the limited exposure I've had to Erica and her cause, I must say that I've been very impressed with this young mother. She came to the meeting with a purpose and she succeeded in her mission. Erica's top priority, rightfully so, was to get the word out about Wyatt's Law. She presented the council with all the background regarding the horrible abuse of her son and the circumstances that kept her from preventing it. She mentioned several elected officials she is working with to change the system in order to prevent this from happening to another child. Unlike Marty, she really is working with these officials, not just dropping names and claiming to be working "behind the scenes". Marty could learn a lot about being an advocate from this woman. Erica is a true advocate who lets her actions speak for themselves, not a fake like Marty. If anyone reading here hasn't signed the petition for Wyatt's Law, I strongly encourage you to do so. Erica and Wyatt deserve all of our support!

After Erica finished the most important part of her address to the council, she had enough time left to touch on the subject of the fake advocate and liar, Marty Prehn. She recounts how Marty showed up at a court hearing, introduced himself as an elder advocate, complete with his stupid "official" business card. She states that within five minutes, Marty was already dropping names of his celebrity and political friends. He claimed to know state representatives, the city council, and wanted to get Erica in touch with Chevrolet. Of course, no Elder Dawg lie would be complete without the promise of getting an appearance on the Ellen show. How many times have we seen this before? I'm sure Erica has already forgotten the Kid Rock benefit concert, luxury suite sporting event tickets to every professional team in Detroit, and the Hallmark movie about her and Wyatt that he's already written the script for. I'm always astounded that idiot can find the time to deliver brake pads and stalk people in the Fergan's Carquest delivery vehicle.

Erica next proceeds to point out what the Mongoose did that finally pushed her to speak out about Marty. She reads a message from a reporter that says Marty claimed to be intimately involved in Wyatt's case and was representing Erica. What she didn't mention to the council, but has pointed out in posts on Facebook, is Marty had started messaging her personal questions and had gone to the trouble of finding her home address. Ms Hammell ends her comments by telling the council Marty doesn't know her or Wyatt, is not involved with Wyatt's law in any way, and asks that Marty stop stalking her court hearings and just leave her alone. Might be time to cancel the fundraisers and move on, Marty. You won't be collecting any donations in Wyatt's name and as you learned last night, no news crews want to interview you about Wyatt and Erica. Nothing for the Mongoose to gain from this situation!

Let's skip ahead in the meeting and cover Marty's response to Erica's council address. The fact that Marty even went to the podium to speak points out just how stupid he is. I guess the presence of a news crew overrode Marty's survival instinct. If he left without speaking, how would he get in front of the camera for an interview?

Marty's answer to what Erica said was really quite simple: It's all my cyber stalker's fault! Marty claims that Erica was just fine with him until his cyber stalkers contacted her as part of their "smear campaign" against him. If people contacted Erica as part of a great conspiracy against Marty, what could they have possibly said to her that would make her disown the Mongoose and make up the claim that she was upset that Marty was claiming to represent her? The Special Agent will get to the bottom of it though, as he's having the Michigan AG get the state police to investigate the "false allocations" against the delivery boy fake advocate. I'm really looking forward to the results of this investigation as I'm sure the Mongoose will be passing out 20 year federal prison terms to all the conspirators against him. "Personally slap the cuffs" on them, I'd bet.

In the interest of saving bandwidth for reader comments, I'll wrap this article up. The basic summary of Erica's portion of the great Marty outing at the city council meeting is this: Young mother presents her idea for Wyatt's Law. She is very professional and well spoken. Points out that she wants the fat idiot fake advocate to leave her alone. The moron rebuts her address by saying it's all someone else's fault. He's going to have those people investigated by the state police. And he's just a great man who is the victim of a smear campaign against his "good works". All in all, just another average day in the life of a lying, scamming, fake advocate/idiot.

Be sure you check back tomorrow as we'll cover the next speaker involved in the great Marty "smear campaign" of 2015!

Breaking News: Marty Prehn Combs Hair!

Good day to all you loyal readers of CoM. This is a big day for me as I'm posting my first official report on Marty Prehn. I have been blessed with the good fortune of Marty's great City Council address coinciding with my first writing. It's was an appearance that is very report worthy. 

While studying Mr Cookout's work the last couple of months, I've noticed his style of posting Marty's comments was a very effective way to point out the lies of Mr Prehn. I will use this technique on today's report. 

During the build up to Marty's latest "State of the Mongoose" address, he must have become aware that his friends only Facebook posts were not reaching his target audience. He began commenting on this blog to make sure his threat targets were fully aware of their impending doom. As I'm sure everyone is now familiar with the comments, I'll only be highlighting important lines from them. Here is part of a comment Marty blessed everyone with several days ago:

"See you again real soon and I will be revealing who you are at the next SCS City Council meeting and posting your photo on their webpage to warn SCS resident's what cyber stalker's look like."

Of course no photo was ever posted on that web page. Marty's flip phone is unable to post photos anywhere and I guess his regular Mongeese were unable or unwilling to help him this week. But no worries, for the fear monger that Marty is could still announce to the city the identities of his "cyberstalkers". He even gave them a final warning on this blog the day of his great speech:

AnonymousSeptember 15, 2014 at 10:29 AM
"Tonight LW, SDF, RRNH and the Italian Stallion will be exposed as cyber stalkers."

As is the case with all of Marty's devious plots to spite everyone he is mad at, things didn't go as planned. Anytime Marty manages to get in front of a camera, his Elder Avenger instincts take over and he immediately has to focus on the greatness of Marty Prehn. He begins by explaining why he was wearing a shirt that is about 4 sizes too small and shows WAY too much of his enormous man boobs. If a female were to walk into the council chambers dressed like he was, she would have been arrested for indecent exposure. If you're going to wear a shirt like that, I have two words for you Marty: SPORTS BRA!  Maybe even throw that ratty sport coat of yours on.

Marty continues his address by doing what he does best, dropping every name he can remember from the event. Unfortunately, Marty must have been distracted by certain audience members that I'll mention later. He was only able to remember a few of the people who were there. Several family members of the woman the walk was named after that he had managed to write down. Marty was so flustered that the only local media member he could name was his supposed best friend Jamie Cook, who didn't bother to mention Marty in his newspaper article about the event. 

Next, Marty moves on to his upcoming Robin Williams/suicide prevention event this weekend. Someone must have provided Marty with a cease and desist notice because this week, there was no mention of his sponsorship of the event or his renaming it to "Operation Patch Adams". This left Marty time to focus on his own imaginary two day event - Nautical Smile - an event Marty sought council approval for a couple of weeks ago, but no one even paid attention to. Marty claims he is now working with Walmart to procure some smiley face buttons like the ones their employees wear for this festival. Maybe one of the Walmart gift cards donated to his legal defense fund can be used for this? They obviously weren't useful in hiring an attorney to put his sisters and brothers behind bars. Nor did they keep his drug dealing kid out of the Hackel Hotel (common term used by Detroit area locals to describe the county jail) for an extended stay.

This brings us to the part we've all really been waiting for. None of us really watched last night for his update on his good works. Everyone wanted to see his follow up to comments like this one:

"There also seems to have been a lot of activity at the house on 10 Mile where zoning enforcement officers were taking photos of a black car that was on display with a FOR SALE sign in a residential area and a drone was used to videotape the excessive clutter in the back yard of this home."

These issues actually pertain to the city council so Marty was at the proper venue to bring them up. He quotes a city ordinance and points out that the people he is complaining about are present in the audience. He names Guy Moceri and Robin Williams as the code violators with a car for sale in their driveway. What Marty didn't seem to notice was Robin was now standing behind him waiting to be the next speaker. 

At this point, Marty attempts to move on to the main event on his fight card: It was time for Marty's big cyber stalker exposure! The only problem was Marty had wasted so much time touting all of his great works, he didn't leave himself enough time for exposing all the criminals. All Marty was able to get out was that three stalkers had been identified and he had spoken to a prosecutor about them. The time buzzer went off before he could actually get any names out to expose them. As if this wasn't embarrassment enough, the worst was yet to come. The Fireworks were truly about to start!

As Marty returned to his seat, I'm sure the ass pucker factor for him went off the charts as he saw Robin step to the podium. What could she possibly have to say that might reflect negatively on the man who regularly addresses the council? What could a novice at public speaking say to dispute what Marty says? What Marty didn't realize was it was his own words that would be used, not hers. Why didn't Marty make good on his constant threat to serve a Protection Order on her and Guy right then and there?

Robin begins by questioning why she is being targeted for selling a personal vehicle at her home. Marty failed to realize the vehicle being sold was registered to a family member so therefor it is perfectly legal for it to be sold at the home. But what came next was the best. Robin read to the council Marty's own comment listed above. She questions why the city is flying a drone over her house and if they had FAA approval to do so. The council immediately reassured her there were no drone flights and they don't have a drone to do that with. Robin again points out that Marty is posting online that they did this because of his complaints. After several sideways looks at Marty taking up two chairs right in front of them, they again reassure Robin that Marty was lying and it didn't happen. This was said while several council members can be heard trying to suppress their laughter at Marty's claim. 

So, to sum up Marty's latest appearance at the council meeting I'll just say this: It was a failure of Mongoose proportions and as you could see by that shirt, that's HUGE! Instead of Marty exposing all of his criminal cyber stalkers, a small and unassuming female tax paying resident of the community who is actually a victim of Marty's bullshit wrath confirmed - on camera - what the council members already knew but were too polite to put on record: The Fat Guy is a Lying Idiot! 

Do I have a great new job or what?

Long live Marty. Long live the Chronicle!

Ed. Note: Due to the outpouring of support, Spamanon's comment suspension will be lifted. People seem to believe his comments add a lot to this blog and apparently Marty listens to him as well. After he was urged to by Spamanon, Marty finally dragged a comb through that greasy mop on his head. Maybe Spam could do us the favor of giving Marty some fashion tips because what we saw at the council meeting cannot be unseen!