Where Oh Where is Whittle Marty

Now that it's been over a week since the lynching of the Mongoose at the SCS city council meeting, Marty has remained in hiding. There have been no attack posts on his Facebook page. He hasn't announced a new advocacy cause or fundraiser scam. Marty hasn't even updated his fans about how well the benefit for Erica that he and The Hip Replacements put on this past weekend went. Maybe Elder Dawg collected so much money that he's still busy trying to count it. After a week of nothing from Marty, I have to borrow a song he wrote once. "Where oh where has whittle Marty gone? Oh where oh where could he be?"

During Marty's rebuttal of all the "allegations" presented to the council about him, he promised several things. Marty said he wasn't going to go into details about Erica's claims of him trying to hijack Wyatt's law and him posing as her agent. He instead was going to take it up with the newspapers. After checking with all the Detroit area newspapers, I've been unable to find any indication that there is an article pending about Marty in any way. Not even Marty's "good friend" Jamie Cook is working on a story to defend the good name of the Mongoose. Did Marty decide to have mercy on Erica and call off the hit piece about her that was destined for the front page of USA Today? That's the only explanation I can come up with for why the nation's press didn't rise up to correct the wrongs perpetrated against their beloved Elder Avenger.

During Marty's name dropping rebuttal to the council, he mentioned his recent favorite threat. Marty claimed he was having the Michigan AG's office involve the Michigan State Police in the investigation of the outrageous false claims against him. I'm sure by now there are teams of investigators working to arrest the criminal cyber stalkers who would dare point out Marty's own words and actions and use them to discredit his superhero reputation. It's a good thing the state of Michigan has an AG dedicated to protecting the good Mongoose name on a daily basis. I can't imagine the depth our great country would sink to if the luster of the Martin E Prehn name were to be dimmed. If world leaders will go to the trouble of changing decades of Cold World policies after Ronald Reagan spent one day with "Dimples Prehn", prosecuting Marty's detractors is the least the AG can do.

I've now begun scanning all the Detroit area television station news sites searching for Marty's next advocacy cause. We all know by now that Marty's advocacy is determined by what story might draw some media coverage. Maybe we haven't heard from the Mongoose because he doesn't want to tip anyone off to where he's going to be fundraising next. Or has Marty been called out of FBI retirement for a top secret undercover assignment? You know, once a Special Agent, always a Special Agent. Marty's unwavering dedication to protecting our country from evil takes priority over everything, except maybe sitting in the 7-11 parking lot staring at Primo's. Even a top secret undercover agent has to have his priorities.

Now that the SCS city council has told Marty to "stay the hell away", what the next move for the Mongoose? Will he find a new forum for pronouncing his great good works and attacking his cyber stalkers? Or will he use his standard approach and just pretend it didn't happen? How long will Marty stay tamped down before he comes back with a new advocacy scam and victims? Is Linda Fergan Bowery trying to rebuild the Elder Dawg's spirit so he can once again attempt to get donations rolling in order to help pay their enormous food bill? Will FERGAN'S Carquest continue to support Marty and all of his stalking endeavors? Stay tuned for the latest breaking news about Marty, you know it won't be long until his stupidity resumes.

Marty Prehn Gets His Comeuppance, Part III and Epilogue

Gentle CoMmies;

Today will be our final report on Marty standing in front of the Saint Clair Shores City Council, broadcast on Public Access TV, with his pants around his ankles and everyone laughing at his dirty underwear. We've already covered the first two speakers and they made a big impression on the council. The point had already been made that Marty was a liar, a stalker and bully who was using the public comments to further his own insane agenda. At this point, you could tell the council was starting to get angry about the situation. But there was still one speaker left - the son of "the Legendary Doc Chism".  You know, the guy from the Lifetime and Hallmark channel movies that Marty wrestled the Grim Reaper for.

Mike started his portion of the Marty beat-down by pointing out Marty claims to have saved Dr Chism's life. Our coverage of Marty's greatest success claim has pointed out what a lie that is. Even the Dr's own lawyer called Marty out on his bullshit story. This is just another example of Marty seeing a court case getting media attention and suddenly he inserts himself as if he's a key player. In fact, he's still posting and bragging about it three years later.

Mike proceeds to tell the council that Marty has caused his elderly parents nothing but misery for the past three years. Isn't it odd that an "elder advocate" would attack the elderly people in this story in support of their kids who want control of their money? I think Marty has his advocacy reversed. Maybe he should have been a greedy kid advocate instead. Whatever it takes to get your cut, right Marty?

Mike complains that Marty's three year harassment campaign has cost his parents thousands of dollars and plenty of frustration. Marty's attempted murder accusations against Karen without any evidence whatsoever are reprehensible. Mike points out his parents couldn't even go on vacation without Marty calling for a national elder alert, complete with a description of the vehicle they were in. He even posted the license plate number. How did Marty know these people were gone and what they were driving unless he was stalking them and continuously driving by their home? Is this what he's now doing to Erica so he can show up at any press coverage she might go to? Just something to think about. Readers of this blog may recall this famous nugget:

"Marty Prehn TEAM CHISM is like frickin Santa Clause. With the security camera that we have set up in the bighouse across the street from Dr. Chism's house we can watch via our cell phones when they leave. When they come back. and have all entrances and exists covered and know who comes to see them and for how long. This is also being monitored by the Macomb County Sheriff's department So we know if she is sleeping we know when she's awake we all know that she has been bad all of her life so just DBD for goodness sake.
3 · Dec 16, 2012"

Another part of this situation I question is why Marty called for the elder alert just because they weren't home for him to stalk? These people just wanted to get away from all the harassment. If there was a concern about the Dr's well being, wouldn't his own children be calling for this alert, not some overweight slob who has no connection to them? Why was Marty concerned enough about this couple to ask for an elder alert? I'll guess he called for an elder alert because there is no such thing as an elder wallet alert, and that's what he was really worried about.

After Mike finished asking the council to stop Marty from using their forum to advance his hate campaigns and scams, it's now Marty's turn to speak. His only response to Mike's claims is that court documents back up everything he's said about the Chisms. Of course, we all know that's a complete lie. Nothing Mike mentioned had anything to do with the court proceedings. Basically there was nothing Marty could say to dispute what was said about him so he pretends there are some court documents to back him up. Maybe Marty will post a document that justified his stalking and harassment of these people. I really doubt that's going to happen.

As Elder Dawg continues to drop names and blame his cyber stalkers for his own stupidity, you can see the council's anger getting worse. They had just had enough of Marty's lies and threats. Marty even managed to drop a veiled threat at the council by pointing out that the city of Dearborn had to pay Terry Jones $300,000 because they limited his free speech. This might be what pushed the mayor to berate Marty. The mayor tells Marty he doesn't like his continuous name dropping of city officials that have nothing to do with the Elder Avenger or his lies. Another council member even chimed in to point out that Marty has dropped the mayor's name plenty of times. The mayor made it very clear they know Marty is a liar and they aren't going to put up with his crap any longer.

Facts that were made very clear by all of the Marty victim/speakers is this: Marty is a proven stalker. His constant knowledge of what cars are parked at Robin's various family members houses shows he's doing daily drive-bys. His knowledge of the Chisms being gone on vacation, not to mention him knowing the plate number of the vehicle they were in, is proof positive that he was surveiling their residence. And Erica pointed out previously that she was concerned that Marty had gone to the trouble of finding her address for some unknown reason. It doesn't take a genius to figure out why that idiot would need her address.

After the council meeting reality truly hit the Mongoose in his fat face. He approached a councilman that Marty has proclaimed several times is his "close personal friend" and tried to shake his hand. The councilman could be heard telling Marty to get the hell away from him and he had nothing to say to Marty. The mayor and several council members went out of their way to apologize to the speakers about Marty. Most people would see the writing on the wall about making a fool of themselves in front of these people, but the Mongoose just isn't that smart. He'll continue to show up to spew his lies and hatred until the council puts a stop to it for good. I honestly believe that day will come soon, as mention was made about the city's legal role concerning the public comments. The entire city of Saint Clair Shores is sick of the waste of time and space that is Marty Prehn. Don't worry though, Marty, you can always go speak at the Berkley council meetings unless they've already run you off as well.

I can't help but wonder where Marty will show up next. Is he sitting across the street from Dr Chism's house hoping to catch a glimpse of the good Dr's wallet? Is he circling Robin's house searching for a code violation to report? Maybe he'll spend his afternoon in the Fergan's Carquest delivery vehicle parked at the 7-11 across from Guy's auto repair shop, writing down the plate numbers of the cars there for repair. He's been spotted doing that several times already. Or could he be putting his imaginary pilots license to use flying his drone over Erica's house in search of a news crew or newspaper reporter in his latest attempt to get his name in the press. No matter what it is, you can be sure of two things:

Marty is going to fail at whatever he's scheming and we'll be reporting that failure while laughing at his utter stupidity. Good luck, you moron. Your idiocy will always be our entertainment.

Great week, CoMmies. Have a wonderful weekend!

Breaking News: Marty Prehn Combs Hair!

Good day to all you loyal readers of CoM. This is a big day for me as I'm posting my first official report on Marty Prehn. I have been blessed with the good fortune of Marty's great City Council address coinciding with my first writing. It's was an appearance that is very report worthy. 

While studying Mr Cookout's work the last couple of months, I've noticed his style of posting Marty's comments was a very effective way to point out the lies of Mr Prehn. I will use this technique on today's report. 

During the build up to Marty's latest "State of the Mongoose" address, he must have become aware that his friends only Facebook posts were not reaching his target audience. He began commenting on this blog to make sure his threat targets were fully aware of their impending doom. As I'm sure everyone is now familiar with the comments, I'll only be highlighting important lines from them. Here is part of a comment Marty blessed everyone with several days ago:

"See you again real soon and I will be revealing who you are at the next SCS City Council meeting and posting your photo on their webpage to warn SCS resident's what cyber stalker's look like."

Of course no photo was ever posted on that web page. Marty's flip phone is unable to post photos anywhere and I guess his regular Mongeese were unable or unwilling to help him this week. But no worries, for the fear monger that Marty is could still announce to the city the identities of his "cyberstalkers". He even gave them a final warning on this blog the day of his great speech:

AnonymousSeptember 15, 2014 at 10:29 AM
"Tonight LW, SDF, RRNH and the Italian Stallion will be exposed as cyber stalkers."

As is the case with all of Marty's devious plots to spite everyone he is mad at, things didn't go as planned. Anytime Marty manages to get in front of a camera, his Elder Avenger instincts take over and he immediately has to focus on the greatness of Marty Prehn. He begins by explaining why he was wearing a shirt that is about 4 sizes too small and shows WAY too much of his enormous man boobs. If a female were to walk into the council chambers dressed like he was, she would have been arrested for indecent exposure. If you're going to wear a shirt like that, I have two words for you Marty: SPORTS BRA!  Maybe even throw that ratty sport coat of yours on.

Marty continues his address by doing what he does best, dropping every name he can remember from the event. Unfortunately, Marty must have been distracted by certain audience members that I'll mention later. He was only able to remember a few of the people who were there. Several family members of the woman the walk was named after that he had managed to write down. Marty was so flustered that the only local media member he could name was his supposed best friend Jamie Cook, who didn't bother to mention Marty in his newspaper article about the event. 

Next, Marty moves on to his upcoming Robin Williams/suicide prevention event this weekend. Someone must have provided Marty with a cease and desist notice because this week, there was no mention of his sponsorship of the event or his renaming it to "Operation Patch Adams". This left Marty time to focus on his own imaginary two day event - Nautical Smile - an event Marty sought council approval for a couple of weeks ago, but no one even paid attention to. Marty claims he is now working with Walmart to procure some smiley face buttons like the ones their employees wear for this festival. Maybe one of the Walmart gift cards donated to his legal defense fund can be used for this? They obviously weren't useful in hiring an attorney to put his sisters and brothers behind bars. Nor did they keep his drug dealing kid out of the Hackel Hotel (common term used by Detroit area locals to describe the county jail) for an extended stay.

This brings us to the part we've all really been waiting for. None of us really watched last night for his update on his good works. Everyone wanted to see his follow up to comments like this one:

"There also seems to have been a lot of activity at the house on 10 Mile where zoning enforcement officers were taking photos of a black car that was on display with a FOR SALE sign in a residential area and a drone was used to videotape the excessive clutter in the back yard of this home."

These issues actually pertain to the city council so Marty was at the proper venue to bring them up. He quotes a city ordinance and points out that the people he is complaining about are present in the audience. He names Guy Moceri and Robin Williams as the code violators with a car for sale in their driveway. What Marty didn't seem to notice was Robin was now standing behind him waiting to be the next speaker. 

At this point, Marty attempts to move on to the main event on his fight card: It was time for Marty's big cyber stalker exposure! The only problem was Marty had wasted so much time touting all of his great works, he didn't leave himself enough time for exposing all the criminals. All Marty was able to get out was that three stalkers had been identified and he had spoken to a prosecutor about them. The time buzzer went off before he could actually get any names out to expose them. As if this wasn't embarrassment enough, the worst was yet to come. The Fireworks were truly about to start!

As Marty returned to his seat, I'm sure the ass pucker factor for him went off the charts as he saw Robin step to the podium. What could she possibly have to say that might reflect negatively on the man who regularly addresses the council? What could a novice at public speaking say to dispute what Marty says? What Marty didn't realize was it was his own words that would be used, not hers. Why didn't Marty make good on his constant threat to serve a Protection Order on her and Guy right then and there?

Robin begins by questioning why she is being targeted for selling a personal vehicle at her home. Marty failed to realize the vehicle being sold was registered to a family member so therefor it is perfectly legal for it to be sold at the home. But what came next was the best. Robin read to the council Marty's own comment listed above. She questions why the city is flying a drone over her house and if they had FAA approval to do so. The council immediately reassured her there were no drone flights and they don't have a drone to do that with. Robin again points out that Marty is posting online that they did this because of his complaints. After several sideways looks at Marty taking up two chairs right in front of them, they again reassure Robin that Marty was lying and it didn't happen. This was said while several council members can be heard trying to suppress their laughter at Marty's claim. 

So, to sum up Marty's latest appearance at the council meeting I'll just say this: It was a failure of Mongoose proportions and as you could see by that shirt, that's HUGE! Instead of Marty exposing all of his criminal cyber stalkers, a small and unassuming female tax paying resident of the community who is actually a victim of Marty's bullshit wrath confirmed - on camera - what the council members already knew but were too polite to put on record: The Fat Guy is a Lying Idiot! 

Do I have a great new job or what?

Long live Marty. Long live the Chronicle!

Ed. Note: Due to the outpouring of support, Spamanon's comment suspension will be lifted. People seem to believe his comments add a lot to this blog and apparently Marty listens to him as well. After he was urged to by Spamanon, Marty finally dragged a comb through that greasy mop on his head. Maybe Spam could do us the favor of giving Marty some fashion tips because what we saw at the council meeting cannot be unseen!

Marty Prehn's "Showdown in O Town" Countdown

Happy Monday to all of you CoMmies out there. We've reached the start of a very big week in the saga of Marty. His man crush, Big Vexi, should now be in Michigan. 

Marty was up early this morning, as evidenced by the number of page views from a cheap T-Mobile flip phone on the blog starting at about 5am. I guess Linda is sleeping with the iPhone under her pillow because Marty hasn't used it for early morning CoM viewing the last few days. I hope there isn't trouble in paradise. They probably fight enough already over food and that last can of frosting in the fridge!

Anyway, Marty needed his early start. With all of the important events he has scheduled for this week, he should really be busy today. Since Marty never disclosed the location of his Meet and Greet tomorrow with Big Vexi and Washed Up Stuntman, we have no idea how much prep work is needed. Where is the red carpet screening of Marty's soon to be blockbuster hit "Justice 4 Jean"? Will it just be Marty holding his flip phone while trying to play the YouTube video in the parking lot of Carquest? Will there be a stage and seating set up? Tickets? Crowd control?  Is Marty going to say a few words? We'll do our best to update everyone as soon as we see the local TV stations start hyping their upcoming live coverage of this incredible event and landmark court case. 

The day we are all really looking forward to is Wednesday the 6th. This is the day Marty will get justice against Sean Fleming. A PPO, local, state, and federal cyber stalking with domestic terrorism charges with an instant conviction and five year prison sentence are just the highlights of all that's going to happen to Sean by 1:45pm. Marty's "pre trial" press conference is scheduled for 12:00 noon in front of either the courthouse or sheriff's department. Then there'll be a stampede of victims and national media trying to get inside the courtroom. As Marty has told us, there can't possibly be enough room for everyone. The actual hearing will begin at 1:30 starring none other than the Mongoose himself. He has let us all know his expert testimony will be the driving force needed to take down the pure evil that is Sean Fleming. Based on Marty's excitement the last few days, this will be his greatest victory ever. To the best of my knowledge, it would also be his first. 

In reality, we all know what is actually going to happen this week. Big Vexi will arrive in Detroit and completely ignore dumb ass Marty. After all, he has a Jeep load of paperwork consisting of screenshots and sworn affidavits to assemble for the judge. The PPO hearing will be held and Marty will be nothing more than the guy smelling up the back of the courtroom. There will be no Meet and Greet. If he has a press conference, nobody will ever know because he'll be the only one there. Marty's great victory will be nothing more than Marty kissing Big Vexi's ass while trying to get a couple of pictures with him. The saddest part is even Marty knows this. 

On Saturday Marty changed his Facebook settings to where nobody other than people on his friends list can see him or any comments he makes. His profile is still there, it's just no longer viewable by the public. Why would the Mongoose take such extreme measures to hide his droppings all over Facebook? Why would he limit access of his greatness to the people who already know about it? I think it's to hide from the embarrassment that he knows is headed his way Wednesday evening. When none of his grand delusions happen, he doesn't want people who actually remember the big claims he made reading his spin on the situation. Can't let a pesky thing like the truth dim the shinning star that Marty claims to be. 

As Marty now hides from us and limits his spew audience to over 2,500 of his closest personal friends, we'll continue to laugh at his stupidity and point out his lies. Marty thinks he's got the upper hand by changing his Facebook settings but as we've tried to tell him many times, most of his "friends" now read and contribute to this blog.

Resistance is futile, Marty.  We're smarter and more popular than you'll ever be!

Marty Prehn: Nonsense Server

It's another great day here at CoM. It's Friday again and as all of you CoMmies know, that can only mean one thing. Yes, you guessed correctly, it's once again Flameout Friday©!   [queue laughter SOT]

Marty got a head start on Flameout Friday© this week. He actually got started on Thursday night. For the sake of saving bandwidth, I'll summarize his comments from before midnight first.

Marty posted a mysterious comment on Big Vexi's page last night referencing some sad news. After being totally ignored by the Lawless Lemmings, Big Vexi was forced to comment. The big sad news was Sean Fleming being served to appear at a Personal Protection Order (PPO) hearing on the 6th that Marty claims somehow involves him. As to be expected from our moronic Special Agent, Marty couldn't resist staking a claim to being a key player in this non event.

Marty Prehn
"Bill you should see how long the arms are of this process server. I wonder if this is where the term THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW COMES FROM? Hopefully criminal charges will be added as well both at the local, state and federal levels."

As you can see, Marty will claim to be whatever fits the moment. When did Marty become a process server? I can't help but see this comment as Marty trying to claim he is the person who served Sean. We all know that's not true. The only thing Marty serves is himself another plate full of food at a funeral buffet for someone he doesn't know.

The great news that Marty's hero and man crush had served Sean seemed to send Marty off into his fantasy world yet again. He begain posting comments on Big Vexi's page throughout the night. The more he commented, the more involved and important he became. You see Marty's standard claims surface in this comment:

Marty Prehn
"Sort of like a scene out of the movie JAWS. Looks like we are going to need a bigger courtroom as it will be over owing with media and witnesses and court watchers. Press conference scheduled for 12 noon. In front of the courthouse or maybe in front of the sheriffs office and get a statement from Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard about going after and prosecuting cyber stalkers."

This simple PPO hearing for a man from Texas against Sean Fleming, who lives in Detroit, has suddenly grown so large it won't fit in a courtroom. Marty's typical claim of great media coverage has gotten so old. The local media he stalks while trying to get his name in the news, consider him the village idiot. I can't say I would disagree with them.

My favorite part of this Marty spew is his claiming there will be a press conference. As Marty's usual press conference location is unavailable due to an unresolved Slim Jim debt at 7-11, he's naturally confused about where he'll address the media hoard that will be begging for a statement from the Mongoose. It'll either be in front of the courthouse or the Sheriff's Department. I hope he updates this statement when he finalizes the location. I'd hate for Big Vexi to miss it, otherwise that would leave Marty standing alone somewhere and he won't even be able to drown his sorrows with a Slurpee.

After Marty is unable to get any form of a reaction from the Lawless Lemmings because even they can recognize complete bullshit when they see it, he takes his manic rants to his own page. Marty blessed us with this post:

Marty Prehn
"Is there a difference between a going to be and a wanna be? Sean D. Fleming is going to be EXPOSED FOR THE CYBER STALKER THAT HE IS on Wednesday August 6, 2014 at 1:30 pm at the Oakland County Courthouse. If you live in the area please attend a news conference at 12 pm with myself and Nikl Windsor and other victims of this emotionally disturbed individual and his other cyber stalkers from the hate groups Joey is a little kid and the Marty Prehn Chronicles. I am hoping that Jeff Vaughn, Taryn Asher, Mara MacDonald, Bill Laitner, Jamie Cook and the other Metro Detroit tv stations come and do stories about how this coward of a man has willfully and knowing posted things on the internet with the intention or harassing, stalking and trying to intimidate and humiliate and causing reasonable people to become fearful of their lives including death threats that he latter claims was a challenge to do rap songs along 8 mile and that is what he meant when he said he would TEAR BILL WINDSOR APART WITH HIS BARE HANDS. Looking at Sean D. Fleming reminds me of the character from the Hunchback of Notre Dame and I believe that Bill Windsor will be requesting that Sean D. Fleming be ordered to a mental faculty in Oakland County for a 72 hour mental evaluation because this guy the a whack job just like several other people who post on these hate blogs and law enforcement is now working with us to hold those accountable who cyber stalk and interfere with the personal lives of people on the internet and know no boundaries or what is crossing the line as to what is acceptable behavior and what is free speech and what is hate speech and harassment."

This comment contains many of Marty's standard claims. Death threats, insults, mental evaluations, names of the local media, but one thing is different. He quotes Sean fleming as saying. "TEAR BILL WINDSOR APART WITH HIS BARE HANDS.". Marty had to add the "bare hands" part to make it sound more threatening. I can't remember Marty ever adding words to a quote so it better served his purpose. Has the Mongoose evolved his tactics to the advanced stage of altering another persons words to bolster his claims?

Of course we have another invite to Marty's big press conference with an undetermined location. I picture mobs of people running around Oakland County in search of the great Elder Dog saying a few words.

The most sickening part of this comment is the end. Is Marty really trying to say he knows what acceptable comments on the Internet are. Does this mean it's ok to wish death on your nieces and nephews or mock a 14 year old girl and Marty's perceived and distorted view of how much she should weigh, but pointing out Marty is a dumb ass loser is somehow crossing a line? Only in the demented mind of a never has been, never will be, mooching schmuck.

The most important but fitting comment made during these last few hours of Mongoose spew were provided by a Lawless Lemming. During Marty's victory tour all over Big Vexi's page, we found this:

Sharon Stephens
Who is Marty Prehn???
Yesterday at 11:20pm

It's good to know that in this crazy world we live in, some things never change.  

Sharon, dear, he's the Regional Director and Chief Media Relations Manager/Process Server and star of your upcoming blockbuster movie.

Silly lemming.

Developing Idiocy

Full Coverage of Marty's Flameout Friday© Forthcoming. 

The Fleecing of Flo!

Dear CoMmies:  I am pleased to report that the following article is our most popular ever in our eight month existence!  Thank you!

Today is as good as any other time to highlight an example of Marty financially abusing another vulnerable elderly lady. By now our readers should all be familiar with how Marty treated his own mother. He basically ignored her and left her alone in a dark room all day while he spent her money dining out and generally being "Marty'ish"© around the Detroit area - without that pesky 10 hour per week job interfering.

After finally losing access to Bernice's lifetime savings, Marty's lifestyle declined rather quickly. He lost everything he had swindled out of his mother. His refusal to do anything to help himself cost him dearly. After hitting what I'd consider rock bottom - even by Marty's standards - Guy and Robin helped him escape from life on the streets, or more accurately, in the Mongoosmobile©. Unknowing to them, they also supplied Marty with his most important tools for evolving into the scamming liar he is today: Access to a computer with an internet connection. 

With unlimited computer time at the body shop owned by Guy, Marty was free to troll the internet searching for ignorant victims. Enter one Florence Iverson - borderline senile, no children and a government pension - Eureka! We're not sure exactly how or when Marty discovered Florence, but it was his dream come true. In Florence, Marty had found a lonely old woman he could sweet talk and therefore take advantage of. It wasn't long before Marty declared Florence was his new mother and promised her an all expenses paid trip to California to join him on his friend Ellen's show. She'd finally meet him in a grand fashion!

Somehow Marty managed to convince Florence he was a great elder something or another and needed funds to continue preforming his "good works" Florence often refers to. She began mailing him money on a regular basis to help him save the world from Marty's usual list of evil, and his ongoing legal case against his family. Of course, in reality she was funding nothing more than what Marty does best after being obnoxious - EATING!

As is Marty's habit, he couldn't help but brag to people that he has women sending him money. I guess that's just part of the image Marty wants to project. He tried to use the fact that women were sending him funds as proof he was working for the good of mankind, therefore it was ok for others to also donate. A defacto reference, if you will.

Anytime the donations Marty receives become public knowledge, suddenly the denials begin. Florence is no different. A recent comment on Marty's page is a great example of this. 

Florence Iverson

"You have my permission to use my name;calling me SENILE and giving you $50.00 each month? Do they have proof of either?"

Like · 1 · Jul 24 at 8:18am

Ask and you shall receive. Here you go, crazy lady:

As you can see, this letter from Florence to Marty is a warning that Florence won't be able to send money as often as she did LAST YEAR! "Next year the money will be sporadic...". Wouldn't that imply that the money was sent on a regular schedule the previous year? 

Based on the quantity of envelopes from Florence found in the trash placed on the curb after the fumigation of the Mongoose Lair, letters to Marty arrived quite often. Something tells me these envelopes weren't just correspondence letters sent to wish Marty a great day. With all the Facebook comments between these two, not to mention the assumed phone calls, why would two or more letters a month plus several packages be needed? I think we all know the answer to this question. 

The part of this letter that sickens me is the fact that Florence felt the need to provide Marty with an explanation for not being able to send money as often. How much pressure has Marty been putting on this elderly lady to send more money? It's obvious Marty expected to receive it every month. How many phone calls has Florence received from Marty asking if his check is in the mail? Or better yet, how many times has Marty called Florence and said "I'm going to need more money this month"? What reasons has Marty been giving Florence for a grown man to need an allowance from this surrogate mother who he's never even met in person?

This letter is just another example of Marty taking advantage of the people he claims to fight for. Florence just blindly believes Marty is using her money for good causes. In reality, if she ever asked Marty for proof of his "good works" he'd be at a total loss and would likely begin attacking her just like he does Robin & Guy today. I can't help but wonder just how deeply Marty has managed to embed himself in Florence's finances. She's not going to live forever and must have quite a bit socked away. Another concern I have is how many other, local or otherwise, "mommys" Marty has that we don't know about? How does Linda feel about these elderly women sending Marty money? Does she not know or is she in on it and that's what attracted her to him in the first place, as they chuckle about it over a couple of tubes of raw cookie dough?

From the looks of things, once again it's obvious Marty spells ATM M-O-M!

Wake up, Florence. Have someone show you how to use a browser properly. You've been reading that same CoM page for weeks now...

Mongoose On Fire!

As the readers here at CoM have watched Marty, his weekend rants have become a staple of entertainment. It seems a new trend has developed though. It appears Marty can no longer keep his hatred inside until the weekend. He has now started to spew on Friday mornings. Here is his latest Flameout Friday©.

"Marty Prehn Too late for thank you's at this point. You have been repeatedly asked NOT to have any contact with me and you continue to ignore any and all cease and desists requests. I am not your friend on fb and you use other mutual friends to get in contact with me. I do NOT believe that you or your "girlfriend" understand the seriousness of the legal trouble you are both into as well as John XXXXXXX and anyone else that has posted on the Marty Prehn Chronicles. Your mother will also have to be named in the lawsuit regarding the retaliation eviction and the UNLAWFUL removal of my personal belongings. This constitutes a breaking and entering of my bedroom where you knew that I had my father's ashes there and you threatened via a voice message that if I posted anything on fb regarding you or your family or Primo frame and collision that you would flush my father's remains down the toilet. Now that is a sick thing to say or do and is a form of extortion. Then later selling my father's ashes to my dysfunctional sister and her husband constitutes several federal crimes of fraud by conversion. You knew I had several collectible pieces and oil paintings that were my parents that were given to me under the terms of my parents Wills. You Guy not you emotionally disturbed girlfriend were given instructions when I was in the hospital with my heart condition that my daughter Stephanie was to get any and all of my belongings including my legal papers and my intellectual property. All of your assets and that of your parents have been inventoried in order to determine how much in punitive and compensatory damages you will all have to pay and due to the living conditions I will be reimbursed the total amount paid since 1st renting from your mother as she is the legal landlord and then I will receive 3 times that amount for the invasion of privacy and willful destruction o0f my personal belongings. Time to be held accountable for your "girlfriends stupidty and you had John Salvador and Tom King who know what the Landlord/Tenant laws are and you cannot use your mothers "language barrier" as your "girlfriend" calls it. As the Courteville house is part of your mother's property holdings that too will be included. I had first said I did not want this going to court and would address this issue with your mother and Carl as this was NONE of your "girlfriends" business. But what fo you expect from a girlfriend from Roseville and all of the other places she has lived in in the last 10 years and all of her different assumed names. The law will be coming down on you for failure to follow the law and pay the taxes on the business transactions and all of the other scams and schemes that you and Gailene ran at Primo Frame and Collision. Don't blame me. Blame it on your Roseville fiancé. See you in court."

Marty gets started by showing us he's really been studying his hero Big Vexi. He complains that people have violated his many Cease and Desist demands. Just like the moron he learned this phrase from, Marty can't figure out a Facebook comment cease and desist has no legal validity. It just doesn't work that way. 

Marty then proceeds to warn Guy and Robin they don't understand how much trouble they are in. He also lumps his ex roommate and all of the posters here into this same "serious legal trouble". This comes as a great relief to everyone I bet. We all know that any time Marty makes a legal threat, you immediately become immune to whatever charge he is claiming against you. We've seen a multitude of these claims and not once has any of Marty's targets been so much as questioned by law enforcement. So post away CoMmies, Marty has given us all the green light. I just wish one time that idiot would get our name right. 

Next Marty takes another page from the Big Vexi play book. He threatens to add Guy's mother to "the lawsuit". Marty is spending so much time kissing his leaders ass he is starting to sound like him. The only problem is, as usual, Marty misses the most important part of the threat he's trying to copy. You need an actual lawsuit before you threaten to add someone to it. Marty, get back with us when you come up with the money to file a lawsuit, and find a lawyer who believes your lies and exaggerations about this event. 

We then get more criminal claims by Marty towards Guy. He says that when Guy was forced to put on a hazmat suit and enter Marty's room to begin shoveling out all the crap Marty abandoned, he committed breaking and entering. Entering an abandoned rental room stacked with Mongoose droppings might be crazy, but it's certainly not a B&E. Just another idiotic claim from the un-housebroken Elder Dawg. 

In the next part of this rant, the vile nature of Marty is on display. He claims his father's ashes were "sold" to his sister. I have communicated with both parties involved in the saving of Mr Prehn's remains. It was a total act of compassion and corrected the last travesty Marty committed against his parents and siblings. Only Marty's twisted "how can I profit from your heartbreak" mentality would consider that saving those ashes was done for profit. That's something only Marty would consider. 

Marty then reminds Guy that instructions had been left concerning what to do in the event of Marty's death. He mentions oil paintings, collectables, and intellectual properties. First of all, Marty didn't die, he abandoned his trash and was to ashamed to contact the people he was cheating out of the rent money he owed. Second, after seeing what condition his room was in, I can't image there was anything in there that could be salvaged. Mongoose piss would destroy an oil painting I assume. And third, there is no way Marty owned any "intellectual property". He's just too stupid for that to have happened. 

All of this is followed by Marty claiming he has inventoried several people's assets so the court can determine how big his settlement will be. He should spend more time researching how civil lawsuits work instead of deed restrictions in a town he doesn't live in. Although, I can tell Marty right now how big his settlement will be. NOTHING!

The most ironic part of this Flameout Friday© is what I'll close with. Apparently, people from Roseville are somehow lower class or beneath Marty. I don't think that is possible. Marty is the biggest piece of shit, lying, worthless, vile person I've ever seen. I don't hold the fact that he came from Saint Clair Shores against all of the great people I've met from there. What's his problem with Roseville?

Justice 4 Jim: Kidnapped at Empty Bridge Card-Point

How many Slim Jims will a Bridge Card Buy? None when it's Marty's, but he takes them anyway. His card is empty so he promises to come back and pay for them but never does. 

Marty Prehn: Witness for the Prosecution/Domestic Violence Survivor/Cyber Bullying Victim

(Shyeah right...)

Today was, again, another day we here at CoM were really looking forward to; Marty's big day in court. He made lofty promises of a lot of things that were supposed to happen before or on this triumphant day for the Mongoose. I've assembled a few snippets of MartySpew © to see how many of his predictions/threats came true. 

"Maybe a contempt of court charge will get her to shut her trap..Many charges will be filed in this matter next week before the domestic violence case. 6 or more people involved allows for racketeering charges to be added."

Robin was still roaming free as of this writing. She had not been arrested or charged with contempt of court. I also have a feeling she won't be "shutting her trap" any more than Marty will. Further, I've not heard of any charges being filed on anyone concerning Marty, other than his ex-roommate for allegedly yelling at the former presidential bodyguard loudly enough to have him run out of the marital home into the arms of a cop last year (faithful CoMmies know that the DV case goes back that long ago). Maybe Marty would be kind enough to enlighten us as to who got charged and for what. 

"Landlord/Tenant laws prohibit a landlord or his agent to change locks to a rental home in retaliation for notifying the City of Eastpointe that further illegal activities continue to be going on at this rental SNAKE house. Watch for this story this week on the local tv stations in Detroit. Further blight issues at this rental home and the one in St. Clair Shores" 

We all know the locks on the rental house weren't changed until Marty told the landlord he'd found another place to flop when his rent was several months late. It had nothing to do with Marty having snakes removed or other machinations of a pathological liar. It was to protect the roommate from further theft by Marty when he "needed gas money". Agents of CoM have been watching both the local news and following his "national media friends",  looking for this story to no avail. 

"Looks like there will also be a show cause hearing added to the domestic violence case against John XXXXXXX for failing to follow a court order for a no contact order by the District Judge handling the case as this includes anyone acting as an agent or anyone posting on this hate blog page in order to try to humiliate and intimidate and to cyber stalk. I must assume that Sean D. Fleming has not received the Restraining Order that was filed on July 3rd and recorded in the Oakland County Circuit Court before the Honorable Judge MacDonald. Stupid is as stupid does. More fireworks to come next week before the court hearing."

I would ask Marty how the show cause hearing went today but he never even entered the courtroom. After a brief (and 90 minutes late) appearance in the hall, he waddled out the door and didn't return. Of course there was no "show cause" hearing because only Marty could think his ex roommate's no contact order pertained to anyone other than John. How could any idiot think a no contact order would apply to any human posting on a blog - anonymously, no less? This might be one of the dumbest claims Marty has ever made (well, this week at least). We've addressed the restraining order already. It still doesn't exist. As far as the fireworks Marty claimed were coming, I must have missed them. Not so much as a sparkler or Roman candle were seen by anyone. Once again, Marty's fireworks are a huge dud. 


"Interesting that the PPO against Sean D. Fleming was not filed by me but by someone else. 14 text messages to my cell phone appears to be quite excessive. We will address these issues in court next week." 

As any sane individual can figure out, nothing other than the domestic violence case was addressed today. The only person who would text Marty 14 times would be Linda. But then again, he does seem to talk to himself and like his own crap on Facebook a lot, so maybe he sent them to himself. Once again, Marty's ThreatDown has passed with absolutely nothing happening. Will this moron ever figure out not to put a deadline on his made up threats? He was better off claiming the FBI, DOJ, and the AG were getting involved. Just another non event in a never ending series for the pathetic loser we know as Marty Prehn.

Marty Prehn's Weekend: Same Idiot, Same Lies, Same Underwear

I hope everyone was able to enjoy the various rants Marty provided us Friday. I know I laughed at him my entire weekend. As I'm sure everyone has already seen them, I'm not going to repost them here, as they are so slanderous against innocent people we're not going to propagate them any further than Marty's dead end and crippled Facebook page. They are available for viewing in comments on his Facebook page. He needs the readership a lot more than this blog does.

We can never be sure what sets Marty off and makes him spin his "Marty Moments"© but I hope it keeps happening. This latest batch was very entertaining. According to Marty, I'm once again his ex landlord's girlfriend. As is Marty's custom, he found a way to include something sexual in his idiotic spew. He posted a mug shot of a couple who were caught having sex on a sidewalk in front of a church in Oklahoma City and claimed I was the woman. He then proceeded to ridicule the woman's looks. Yes, believe it or not, Marty once again is critiquing another persons appearance. Maybe he should view the video of his latest City Council appearance and get a good look at himself. Buy a comb, you slob.  "Homeless Chic"© is back and Marty is truly cutting edge!

Marty also made some accusations about Bridge Cards (Michigan food stamps), Robin's adult children, and financial fraud. The claims were typical Marty stupidity and there is no need to address them. He has obviously not only forgotten that his son is currently incarcerated but also that we all remember Jr's Facebook posts trying to sell his Bridge Card from the jail processing center before being locked up last year for failing to pay a single nickel in child support.

Of course no Marty meltdown would be complete without legal threats and claims of pending arrest. Marty, in another completely idiot claim, seems to think that a no contact order between him and his ex roommate applies to Guy, Robin and even me, your humble correspondent. They are not a part of his domestic violence case yet he still claims it will be used to prosecute them for an alleged retaliation eviction. Marty says it will all be addressed in district court at his next pre trial hearing. Apparently he also thinks there is some reason Robin will be held in contempt of court at a hearing she isn't involved in or even required to attend. Marty further claims that since more than six people are involved, federal racketeering charges apply. I wish he'd tell us which six people are involved in his case, as I can only find one in the court records. Regardless, that doesn't even come close to meeting the requirements for RICO.  Wait for it: Somehow he'll tie this into Deed Restrictions for a restaurant parking lot.

My favorite post by Marty this weekend involved a movie clip from the film "End of Watch" of a police chase that ends with a shootout between the suspects and the police. This is Marty's comment about the video:

"This was a scene yesterday in Eastpointe, Michigan after some cyber stalkers came up to my vehicle and displayed a picture of my license plate on their cyber stalker hate group."

I can't figure out exactly what Marty is trying to claim here. Cyber stalkers came up to his vehicle? Wouldn't that make them just plain old stalkers? And why would they need to approach his vehicle to post a picture on this blog? Seems like it would be much easier for me to post to this blog while sitting at a PC, not running around a 7-11 parking lot. The best part of this is when Marty's own friends start pointing out various flaws in the video he posted. Finally his absolute stupidity became too much for his own friends to stomach.

The quote above is just a small excerpt from a much longer rant. It's so moronic that I'm not going to waste time on it. Typical Marty - getting a cop fired, death threats, more eviction spew, and inspection claims that are obviously all just Marty lies. Pretty much exactly what you would expect from a good Marty rant. I will give him props, however, for getting around his Facebook posting suspension by simply sharing irrelevant articles and videos and adding his ridiculous commentary.

As Marty's next day in court approaches, I can't wait to see what complete idiocy he spews the next few days. That will then be followed by a few days of silence after, once again, all of his claims are proven to be exactly what they are. More dumb ass lies from Marty Prehn.

Marty Prehn's "Justice 4 Jr" Covert Operation

As we await the next great Marty rant, I thought we would take a look at some of the stuff he posted on his Justice 4 Jr event page. The stuff on there is classic Marty and worth a look. 

"If ever there were a miscarriage of justice last Monday was the day. June 23, 2013. To understand what is going on one needs to have some history of what has transpired and how the concept of innocent until proven guilty no longer applies. I have had to resort to setting up an event page to communicate with you my fb friends and acquaintances since my cyber stalkers continue to get fb to block me from posting to my own fb page. They continue to come in under assumed names that I block and they continue to come and stalk my postings and transfer them in part or in whole to their cyber hate blog against me called the Marty Prehn Chronicles. I would suggest reading the story lines and the comments that follow as they are VERY disturbing and are intended to harass and intimidate me. They are wanting me to respond to their hate postings but I will not. They follow me around to different events that I post that I am going to and call the people that head up these events all in an attempt to slander and discredit me. They post photos that are obvious photo shopped or cropped pictures, again their intentions are to harass and intimidate and instill fear. All elements of a cyber stalker under Michigan laws. They are part of a group known as the JOEY IS A LITTLE KID hate blog group that was started and run by a Megan Van Zelfden from Irving, Texas. Google her name and see that she has a track record of stalking and harassing other people. Her father, Michael Butler is the police chief in Longmont, Colorado. This is very much a cult type group who had been part of the OCCUPY MOVEMENT and the Church of Scientology who LOVE to play mind games with people. There is a game called FAIR GAME which the end result is to get someone charged with a crime they did not commit and they get bonus points if they are able to get the victim or target sent to jail or prison. This was the case with a blog reporter in Plano, Texas who ran a Ellis County Observer blog newspaper by the name of Joey Dauben." 

Let's start with the great " Miscarriage of Justice" that happened June 23rd - a couple of weeks ago. Marty can't even get the year right. This is 2014 you dim-witted moron. Correct time orientation is one of the three dimensional tests - Time, Person and Space - used to gauge mental health. We already know that you believe you're some kind of super hero, so let's see if you really believe you're in Langley, Virginia when you're sitting at the library. Go for the crazy trifecta, Marty!

I also don't understand how that day was such an outrage. You're son, currently on probation for a previous felony and a rap sheet longer than the Eastpointe phone book, was sentenced to 180 days in jail. He plead guilty to the charges several months ago and sentencing was delayed several times. You should be celebrating that judge as a hero for giving Jr such a light sentence. It could/should have been much worse. 

The next part of this rant is typical Marty. He gives your humble blogger and his readers the blame for his latest Facebook time out. The suspension couldn't possibly be the result of him attacking people and posting their personal information. It's those pesky cyberstalkers somehow getting Facebook to shut him down. Marty, you should read Facebook's Terms of Service and figure out that your own big mouth and stupidity is what causes the constant suspensions. 

Marty is correct about one thing though; we do transfer his comments to this blog. I just can't pass up the comedic value of his idiotic posts. Not to mention, if we didn't read them, no one would. I just wish for once he would get the name right. It's THE CHRONICLES OF MARTY!! How hard is that to remember? Write it on the inside of your stupid hat! 

And thank you, Marty, for the continuous plugs for this blog! You are hurting yourself and you're too stupid to realize it. Perhaps you get it, but can't resist. Any attention is better than just being the completely unremarkable  and obscure idiot in Detroit that you'd probably be more comfortable with. You ask people to come read here but what you don't understand is when they see the truth, they become regular readers. THANKS MARTY! 

Finally, you can also see that Marty is still stuck on MVZ. He just can't accept the fact that all of his Special Agent stake outs and surveillance tapes are totally worthless. I think he clings to MVZ being the ring leader of all of this just so he has a reason to continue to watch his tapes of her masturbating. That particular VHS tape must have been in his possession when he skipped out on his rent and it didn't get abandoned with the rest of his crap. LEAVE DAD. SAVE PORN! I just hope Linda bought him a new bottle of lotion! 

There is one other statement on the J4J event page I'd like to point out:

"More to come. I will post other information related to where he is incarcerated and how you can help me get him SET FREE."

I view this statement as a set up to be used to ask for donations. How long until Marty needs money to pay a lawyer to get Jr "SET FREE"? Is this the beginning of yet another money scam by the Mongoose? Is he now going to become the "Heroin Dealer Hero"? Stay tuned to see what our super hero does next. You know it will be very entertaining.

FAIR GAME ON!

The Continuing Saga of a Mindless Mongoose

Mark Your Calanders! The greatest event since Mongoosapalooza will be taking place from 8:00 AM, July 1st to midnight, July 31st!

JUSTICE 4 Jr!

This month long celebration is by invite only, so you'll need to print this article if you wish to attend!

"This event will be to show the problems within the Macomb County Sheriff's Department when it comes to a person being able to call in a false claim of someone being a heroin dealer and how an innocent person was sent to prison because of a flawed legal system that does NOT protect the innocent. Macomb County and the Macomb County Prosecutor's office has a big problem on their hands and each minute that my son, Marty Prehn Jr. is incarcerated is $1,000 that gets paid to him for them violating his 1st, 4th, and 14th amendment rights with his personal freedom having been taken from him by psycho "confidential informants" by the names of Robin Heaps Williams of St. Clair Shores and Sean D. Fleming of Madison Heights, Michigan who both happen to be cyber stalkers who have been harassing and intimidating me for over a year now, my friends and my family in violation of Michigan statutes. Law enforcement refuses to press charges against these 2 emotionally and possibly mentally ill people. Why won't the Michigan Prosecutor's office or Anthony Wickersham reveal why Detective Justin Tyler Locker was removed from the COMET drug team back in 2006 and what was he arrested for besides a DUI? Was it drug possession or was it falsifying his narratives in ILLEGAL drug raids so that he could confiscate personal property from people he claimed where big time drug dealers in order to financially enrich himself. He is a DIRTY cop and needs to be invested by the Michigan State Police, the FBI, the Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette and the Department of Justice. Much will be reveal regarding this case and what I and others uncovered when we advocated for and saved the life of Army Vet Jim Chism. I will even be sharing how I believe Donald Housey a probate court employee was MURDERED just prior to his federal blower lawsuit against fraud and corruption that was going on in the Macomb County Probate court PRIOR to the Honorable Judge Carl Marlinga taking over and having Kathryn George removed from the Probate Court and the issues that made Judge O'Sullivan decide to retire."

There is so much stupidity in this comment I'm almost speechless. Marty shows us once again just how clueless and full of crap he truly is. I'll start at the top and work my way down as we dissect this newest Marty manifesto. 

Marty starts by claiming his local sheriff's office has big problems. Once again he's charging them $1000 a minute for his son's incarceration. Despite the fact his son plead guilty to all the charges against him, Marty seems to think his son is innocent. What happened to the $1000 a minute he was adding up on his last pending lawsuit against the sheriff's department? Did he receive a settlement to stop the last lawsuit?

Next I'll cover the craziest claim in this latest spew. Sean D. Fleming and Robin Heaps Williams are the two "psycho confidential informants" that lied about Jr and caused his arrest. He complains about the sheriff not doing anything to them. What about the PPOs he already has against them? Wouldn't that be taking legal action against the "cyberstalkers" that have targeted the fine, upstanding Prehns? When Jr was arrested, Sean didn't even know who Marty was. I'd also like to remind our readers that six months ago, Robin was lending Marty gas money and defending him on Facebook - yet Marty claims she has been harassing him for over a year. What motive would they have for setting Jr up? Jr's legal problems, by the way, goes back since he was just a troubled teen with a piss-poor excuse for a father figure. His online rap sheet goes on forever it seems. I'd think if they were going to do something like that, they would do it to Marty first. At least Jr had an income, albeit illegally.

None of this matters, of course, because the whole bust was coordinated by the Mayor of Troy, Michigan in retaliation for Marty exposing him in another make-believe scandal and to interfere with Mongoosapalooza last August.

"Florence Iverson 

Fight on. All Politics Marty. Seems to be planned especially with your upcoming Hero Program. Whatever please take care of your health.

Like · 2 · Jul 14"

Next Marty completely slanders a sheriff's deputy. He accuses the man of making fake drug busts just so he can confiscate people's property and keep it for his personal gain. What could Jr have possibly bought with his Bridge Card that a man would risk his career and pension over?  He actually calls this man a dirty cop without one shred of evidence. Maybe Marty should research what libel and slander are instead of confusing his tot-like mind with deed restrictions and such.

Of course Marty can't comment about anything without throwing Dr Chism in the mix somehow. During Marty's supposed greatest achievement ever - when he pretty much pounded on his chest and brought his heart back to rhythm - he apparently uncovered a murder that was somehow set up by a judge.  His obligatory threats to file complaints and charges are a given. 

Stay tuned, CoMmies, as this serial is in the making...