Miscellaneous Mongoose Musings

Sing with us, CoMmies;

"Around and 'round the Mongoose goes

Marty is a weasel

He stinks and spies and tells his lies

Marty is a weasel!"

April is a new month and the sky's the limit for this asshole.

Marty Prehn's Mongeese

As our award winning coverage of all things Marty continues, and his support system all but decimated, we here at CoM thought we should highlight a few of the people involved with Marty's campaign of hate and incessant FBI threats. As you know, Marty refuses to act like a man and support himself. For over twenty years he has moved from one enabler to the next in his quest to live off of the hard work of others. As long as Marty continues to find victims to use and exploit, he has no reason to stop what he does. Here are a few of his most recent enablers.

This is Linda Fergan Bowery. As of this writing, Linda is responsible for housing and feeding the Mongoose. Marty has been squatting in her apartment the last six months. Although it can't be completely verified, I have to believe she considers herself to be Marty's girlfriend. Why else would anyone let someone as vile and disgusting as Marty move in? It's commonly thought that love is blind and people see what they want to see.  I have to believe that is what is happening here.  Then again, perhaps Linda is just a Bridge Card gold digger.


Marty has been successful at manipulating certain people for a while now. It started with his father and the list continues to grow. When Guy helped Marty get a part time job with a local auto supply store, the owner's daughter quickly moved up on Marty's To-Do list. How long did it take him to convince Linda of what a great and honorable man he claims he is? Now that she let him con his way into her life and apartment, is she unaware of what he does or simply refuses to see it? Does she realize she provides him with the key tools he needs to attack and scam his victims? Marty uses her iPhone and WiFi early every morning to spew, search for new victims and read this very blog. Does Marty sneak her phone every morning or do they do it together? In bed over cold pizza?


Next we'll mention Tom Fergan. He is Linda's father and, as the owner of Carquest, Marty's boss. Mr Fergan originally hired Marty as a favor to a good customer of his, Guy, the owner of Primo's Collision. After Guy finally became aware of what type of person Marty really is, he tried to warn Tom. Unfortunately it was too late. Marty had already moved in with Linda and burrowed into that family like a tick. Mr Fergan turned a blind eye to what people were trying to tell him about Marty, in spite of Marty making a play to have a family member committed to a mental hospital.


My questions about Mr Fergan, who seems nice and successful enough, are these: Does Tom know Marty uses company computers to harass people? Does he care that Marty vows to put a good Carquest customer out of business and have the owner deported? Now that Marty has become an actual physical stalker, does Mr Fergan realize he supplies Marty with the vehicle to stalk his victims? Videos of Marty circling people's place of employment and homes while driving the Carquest delivery vehicle have been made. Could this activity be linked back to Carquest and they be held responsible for what Marty is doing on company time in a company vehicle? We might soon find out.

No article about Marty's enablers would be complete without mentioning this woman. Florence Iverson (Flo) is Marty's greatest supporter. We aren't sure how long she has been giving Marty financial support but it's been a long time. Marty has her conned into thinking her funds are going towards all the great things he does for society. She wouldn't even consider the possibility that she's basically financing a total loser who has never done anything to benefit anyone other than himself, let alone being "elder abused" herself. She is so brainwashed by Marty that she reads the fetid puss he spews on Facebook and comments in support of it.


History tells us that Flo is a lost cause when it come to Marty. I still hold out hope that the Fergans will wake up to who they are supporting and helping. Will they figure out they are being used by Marty? If they ever do, how will they get rid of him? Is it already too late to mitigate the damage Marty is doing to their reputations? Will they stop supporting Marty's antics before he causes them actual legal problems? Stay tuned because you know we'll be reporting on it.

The Fleecing of Flo!

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Today is as good as any other time to highlight an example of Marty financially abusing another vulnerable elderly lady. By now our readers should all be familiar with how Marty treated his own mother. He basically ignored her and left her alone in a dark room all day while he spent her money dining out and generally being "Marty'ish"© around the Detroit area - without that pesky 10 hour per week job interfering.

After finally losing access to Bernice's lifetime savings, Marty's lifestyle declined rather quickly. He lost everything he had swindled out of his mother. His refusal to do anything to help himself cost him dearly. After hitting what I'd consider rock bottom - even by Marty's standards - Guy and Robin helped him escape from life on the streets, or more accurately, in the Mongoosmobile©. Unknowing to them, they also supplied Marty with his most important tools for evolving into the scamming liar he is today: Access to a computer with an internet connection. 

With unlimited computer time at the body shop owned by Guy, Marty was free to troll the internet searching for ignorant victims. Enter one Florence Iverson - borderline senile, no children and a government pension - Eureka! We're not sure exactly how or when Marty discovered Florence, but it was his dream come true. In Florence, Marty had found a lonely old woman he could sweet talk and therefore take advantage of. It wasn't long before Marty declared Florence was his new mother and promised her an all expenses paid trip to California to join him on his friend Ellen's show. She'd finally meet him in a grand fashion!

Somehow Marty managed to convince Florence he was a great elder something or another and needed funds to continue preforming his "good works" Florence often refers to. She began mailing him money on a regular basis to help him save the world from Marty's usual list of evil, and his ongoing legal case against his family. Of course, in reality she was funding nothing more than what Marty does best after being obnoxious - EATING!

As is Marty's habit, he couldn't help but brag to people that he has women sending him money. I guess that's just part of the image Marty wants to project. He tried to use the fact that women were sending him funds as proof he was working for the good of mankind, therefore it was ok for others to also donate. A defacto reference, if you will.

Anytime the donations Marty receives become public knowledge, suddenly the denials begin. Florence is no different. A recent comment on Marty's page is a great example of this. 

Florence Iverson

"You have my permission to use my name;calling me SENILE and giving you $50.00 each month? Do they have proof of either?"

Like · 1 · Jul 24 at 8:18am

Ask and you shall receive. Here you go, crazy lady:

As you can see, this letter from Florence to Marty is a warning that Florence won't be able to send money as often as she did LAST YEAR! "Next year the money will be sporadic...". Wouldn't that imply that the money was sent on a regular schedule the previous year? 

Based on the quantity of envelopes from Florence found in the trash placed on the curb after the fumigation of the Mongoose Lair, letters to Marty arrived quite often. Something tells me these envelopes weren't just correspondence letters sent to wish Marty a great day. With all the Facebook comments between these two, not to mention the assumed phone calls, why would two or more letters a month plus several packages be needed? I think we all know the answer to this question. 

The part of this letter that sickens me is the fact that Florence felt the need to provide Marty with an explanation for not being able to send money as often. How much pressure has Marty been putting on this elderly lady to send more money? It's obvious Marty expected to receive it every month. How many phone calls has Florence received from Marty asking if his check is in the mail? Or better yet, how many times has Marty called Florence and said "I'm going to need more money this month"? What reasons has Marty been giving Florence for a grown man to need an allowance from this surrogate mother who he's never even met in person?

This letter is just another example of Marty taking advantage of the people he claims to fight for. Florence just blindly believes Marty is using her money for good causes. In reality, if she ever asked Marty for proof of his "good works" he'd be at a total loss and would likely begin attacking her just like he does Robin & Guy today. I can't help but wonder just how deeply Marty has managed to embed himself in Florence's finances. She's not going to live forever and must have quite a bit socked away. Another concern I have is how many other, local or otherwise, "mommys" Marty has that we don't know about? How does Linda feel about these elderly women sending Marty money? Does she not know or is she in on it and that's what attracted her to him in the first place, as they chuckle about it over a couple of tubes of raw cookie dough?

From the looks of things, once again it's obvious Marty spells ATM M-O-M!

Wake up, Florence. Have someone show you how to use a browser properly. You've been reading that same CoM page for weeks now...

Coming Soon:The Fleecing of Flo

Marty Tries to Con Ellen

     “The only shame is to have 

     none."

    - Blaise Pascal, 17th Century French                    

      French mathematician

It's hard to imagine how low Marty can go in attempting to get a free trip to Los Angeles, get on TV, get $10,000 and a free car.

In this nugget, he attempts to exploit his Facebook friendship with an old lady who he already hustles money from but has apparently never met.  I guess you're never too old to join the Prehn crime family.

While Marty has been claiming his appearance on Ellen's show is "in the works" and he's "in talks with the executive producer", keen readers of this blog know that his request went straight to the spam bucket.

Sit back, take a Rolaid and read it for yourself below.

"ELLEN I need you to get a fb friend of mine on your show for her 91st birthday which will be on April 15th. She is a former Marine and never had any children but has taken me under her Polish wings if you will and she has become my surrogate mother since my mother became a victim of Elder and Guardianship Abuse and financial exploitation of a vulnerable adult. I have never met her in person and would love to meet her in person for the 1st time on your show. I am in Michigan and she is in Minnesota. I would assume that she would need a friend or relative to come with her due to her age. Her sense of humor is almost as good as yours and at 90 voices her opinions on what she likes and does not like. Can you make this happen? Go to you tube and pout my name in the search box and watch the 35 minute filmed interview that will be part of a documentary film by Bill Windsor of LAWLESS AMERICA. I also used to work for JCP and have some videos of different events that I was involved in that will have your viewers either laughing in their seats or peeing in their pants. One is a pie throwing contest and the other is myself and another brutish Nordsman dressed in drag for the JCP dress carninal. I had boobs that made Dolly Parton look average. I would like to share these videos with your viewers. On a serious note thank you for keeping America laughing. Oh did I mention that I am now homeless?: My e-mail address is mprehn2004@yahoo.com and my address is Marty Prehn PO Box 80732 St. Clair Shores, Michigan 48080. I just got out of the hospital for a 9 day stay for atrial fibulation so I am good for another 100,000 miles. Sorry that I cannot say the same thing about my 2002 Trailblazer with over 185,000 and a bad transmission. And if by chance you have an extra $10,000 laying around I do accept charitable contributions and most likely will use it to help others. Finally did I mention that I got Ronald Reagan to get the Berlin Wall torn down for my father? It's true check out my fb photos as I was on RWR's security detail back in 1980 before working for JCP for 17 years. I hope to hear from your producers to set up a time and make this 1st time meeting with Florence Iverson a reality. You will have to ask her about all of the American white Eagles that fly over near her home."

Marty Prehn's "Year of the Mongoose"

As 2013 comes to a close I thought we should bid a fond farewell to "The Year of the Mongoose". Marty had great things in store for our country this past year. His plans were so incredible he proclaimed it the year of the mongoose - fighting crime, jailing siblings, freeing soldiers, blah blah blah. Looking back at these plans reveals what amounts to nothing but failure for a man who has never accomplished anything his entire life. 

Marty's marquee event for the year was going to be his own personal memorial service with self-eulogy - complete with a donated coffin - recapping his life story. The "I Need a Hero" extravaganza was to be his greatest event ever. Paula Deen was going to co-host this nationally televised and internationally streamed event to pay tribute to the greatest American since Ronald Reagan; Martin Erwin Prehn. All of Hollywood were to be in attendance with performances by Bette Midler, Debby Boone and Bob Seger.  This two day event (with hotel and 5 Star restaurant discounts for out of towners) would raise a cool $1,000,000. However, this star-studded gala was canceled when Marty couldn't come up with the $200 deposit to hold his high school auditorium.

Marty did do some groundbreaking civil rights activism during his year of mongoosing.  He managed to sneak into a video at a fundraiser that actor Danny Glover attended.  At least I think that was Marty. All you ever really see is the back of an enormous grey-haired guy eating.  I'd say that's some of his best work ever.  Bill Windsor would be proud.

Speaking of Windsor,  somewhere on the road to Mongoosapalooza we noticed that Marty had dropped the make-believe title of Lawless America's Regional Director from his long list of credits. Can't be sure if this title was stripped from him or, like the rodent Marty is, he jumped off that sinking ship. 

While Marty continues to vow prison terms for everyone who has ever looked cross-eyed at him (mostly his siblings and people who read this blog), the only incarceration we know of is Marty Jr who as of this writing sits in a county jail.  The charge doesn't really matter, as his rap sheet is longer than this article. All of his other nemeses are either at large or unaware of his top secret pending charges.

2013 brought sadness to many who lost a loved one. This, however, was a record year for Marty to crash post-funeral luncheons!  At last count, he scammed his way into at least 14 of such family gatherings, but only if food is provided to the mourners.

Looking back on the past year, Marty continues to evade that illusive J.O.B. word, but who cares? Marty's greatest accomplishment for 2013 would be continuing to milk Florence Iverson of her retirement money while seeking donations to his legal defense fund. Look forward to his "Save the Veteran's Living Legacy Cottage Fund" in 2014.

Feel free to post your favorite Year of the Mongoose accomplishments below.

Have a Happy New Year, fellow Prehntenders!