Marty Prehn Reports

From the desk of the Mongoose:

Keep spreading that love, Marty...

Marty Prehn: Caged Mongoose Unleashed!

I'd like to start this article with a heartfelt and very sincere thank you to the Blog Gods and MetroPCS for allowing Marty Prehn to finally own a smart phone! In doing so, we've been provided with a seemingly endless supply of Mongoose stupidity. I'm so grateful, I think I may cry... we are truly blessed.

Marty can now use his shiny new Samsung to troll the Internet for crap to post night and day. With the constant flow of idiocy from the moronic Mongoose, it's become a challenge to pick which Marty Moment to cover here. I think I'll highlight Marty's complete obsession with the individual Marty routinely calls Flemshady. The comments on an idiotic meme picture Marty shared began with this:

"Marty Prehn
Congratulations flem Shady you finally won an award
Like · 1 · More · 4 hours ago

Marty Prehn
Carla do you remember his real name?
Like · More · 4 hours ago"

These comments are posted under a picture about "Asshole Awareness Day" that Marty shared. Marty is calling Flemshady an asshole here but he's obviously afraid to say Sean's name. That's why his second comment is asking his repulsive Florida stooge if she remembers Sean's real name. He needs Carla to post the name so he can later claim he didn't do it. The plan was in play. But when?

Carla must have been too busy harassing any person of Arab decent in Plant City FL, or posting more racial spew on Facebook because she doesn't chime in with the name Marty wants posted. As is Marty's typical Sunday pattern, loneliness must kick in and he can't wait any longer to continue his harassment. Marty then makes this comment:

"Marty Prehn
SEAN D. FLEMING
Like · More · 1 hour ago"

Marty is such a bad ass. He finally got brave enough to say Flemshady's name and called him an asshole.  This man and his unthinkable bravery and overall intelligence never cease (and desist) to amaze me. And I don't mean that in a good way, you chicken shit dumb ass!

After a brief pause, Marty feels the need to continue his attack on Sean. I don't know what provoked Marty into attacking Flemshady once again but when has Marty ever needed a reason to start harassing someone? Here is his next batch of stupidity:

"Marty Prehn
Kurt A Hesse WE need to talk about the cyber stalking legislation as law enforcement refuses to address this issue regarding MCL 760.11 abd I am more than willing to come and testify about my cyber stalkers and see tgat they get prosecuted as aggrevated stalkers and be sentenced to 5 years or more. Go to the Marty Prehn Chronicles and see the lies, slander, harassment and threats that have been made against me and others by Sean D. Fleming and his other anonymous friends.
Like · 2 · More · 55 minutes ago"

This comment is another great example of the lies Marty will tell to try to stop his exposure on this blog and just generally make an ass of himself. All we do here is point out his lies, laugh at his threats and stupidity, and generally make fun of his claims of greatness. It's not cyberstalking if it's not sent to you and you come here and read it several times a day. I'd love for Marty to just once point out anywhere on this blog where he is lied about, slandered or threatened. We know you won't do this Marty because, well, it's just not here. This blog merely boils down your hatred and lies into one simple and easy to read location. And we have far more regular readers than all of your fake friends put together. Good luck with your threats of RICO lawsuits, handcuffs and prison sentences, you idiot.

The next quart of bile Marty spews is one of his best in his brief smartphone stupidity marathon. Here is the latest load of crap from Marty:

"Marty Prehn
This guy Shaundi Fleming filed at PPL against me once you found out that the Madison Heights Police Department recommended that I get a PPL against him and we went before Judge Lisa Corsica in Oakland County and she put him on notice that if he continued his activity that she would have a court hearing with a jury and sentenced him for aggravated stalking for up to five years apparently he doesn't believe her and so I want to help make a believer out of him I have the court transcripts and I will get together with you and get a copy for you so you could see what was said and what needs to be done to get lawn forcement to enforce these anti cyber stalking laws because the kids in the high school especially are being bullied and the school administrators are washing their hands of the issue and even like using the victim of doing something to provoke these people and to harassing them which is foolish.
Like · 1 · More · 46 minutes ago"

In this comment it appears Marty is trying to claim the recent PPO hearing between him and Sean was one sided. Everyone knows that this just isn't true. Marty was also warned to stop harassing Sean or he would be charged with a felony. I have seen the transcript from this hearing and I can't see what is in it that would make law enforcement change any of their policies. I did see in it where Marty perjured himself more than once. If only he could pretend to be a fraction as smart as his phone, he'd keep the lid on that transcript. And I have to ask this: What does the court transcript have to do with high school bullying? I think being banned from all Lakeview Alumni functions has hit him harder than he lets on. It's the 70's all over again and he's having flashbacks from his entire school hating his guts. "Nobody likes me, nobody cares so I'm gonna eat some Crisco..."

The last comment on this post is classic Mongoose bullshit. Here is Marty's last statement on his post:

"Marty Prehn
I work with legislators and Senators on both sides of the isle and so I don't think you would be proud problem getting this revised legislation done on the cyber stalking so that we can put an end to this bowling that's going on in the schools that are causing kids to commit suicide this epidemic has got to stop.
Like · 1 · More · 45 minutes ago"

Marty just can't help but lie about his great influence with the Michigan government. His claim that he has "been working both sides of the isle on this issue" is hilarious. We know the only isle Marty works both sides of is at the Roseville Golden Corral. Nobody in the Michigan government cares at all about Marty, most have never even heard of him and the two that have consider him the village idiot.

I'll close this article by asking a favor from our beloved moron muse:

PLEASE take Sean back in front of the judge. Your only complaint about Flemshady is your claim he runs this blog. You even claimed you had IP addresses to prove it. We both know that's a huge lie that you can't prove, and more importantly, it's abundantly obvious that Fleming's writing style is, how can I put this, somewhat unique. Going back in front of that judge would be the biggest mistake of your worthless and wasted life.  Just make sure you get the right judge - it's Lisa Gorcyca - not Corsica - you moron!

Please go Marty, PLEASE!

While we wait on Fireworks...

While we wait on the next great advocate impersonation from Marty, please review the blog Mission Statement. 

Continue to stay tuned, CoMmies.  "Fireworks" are coming... 

http://thechronicalesofmarty.blogspot.com/2014/01/top-secret-mission-statement.html

48 Hours in the Life of a Mongoose

As the two most important days in the career of Lawless America's Regional Director and Doofus in Chief, Marty Prehn came and went like so many stolen Slim Jims, I think we should review what happened. Grand promises were made and big threats thrown around. Were these two days another great Marty failure? I'll let you decide.

With Big Vexi's announcement that he was coming to Michigan to file a personal protection order against Sean Fleming, Marty began to spit some of his most vile sputum we've read since he decided to attack his baby sister. To be quite honest, I can't even remember them all. They all blur into just another greasy spot on Marty's stain-filled life. I'll rely on our readers to point out anything I might leave out. Marty promised two days of incredible events that would point out just how important and great the Mongoose truly is.

A big Meet and Greet was promised for day one of the two day festival. Marty invited his huge following to come meet the Mongoose and his second banana sidekick Bill Windsor. There was also going to be a screening of "Justice 4 Jean", David Schied's (too whack for Bill Windsor) video of Marty doing what he does best - lie and threaten. This was a "not to be missed" chance to shake hands with Detroit's biggest influence since Henry Ford. Oh, and some vexatious fake movie guy will be there, too.

This event turned out like every other one Marty has promised - it didn't happen! The apple of Marty's eye, Big Vexi, stood Marty up and wasn't even in town on August 5th. Apparently, he had a vexatious appointment to get smacked down in another court hearing that day. Marty was left at the podium like a bride at the altar. It's probably a good thing the only people there were the employees at Carquest. They are only too familiar with what a liar Marty is and relished the opportunity to watch him make an idiot of himself again. Like on YouTube, no one cared to see a video of his lies about his family.

I fully expect Marty to handle the total flop of this non-event just like he has all of the previous ones. He'll act like he never mentioned it in the first place. It'll be like we imagined the whole thing or we lied about it. Once again, the truth can't possibly dim the Elder Dawg's shining star.

The most important part of these two days was the reason for all the hype to begin with - the PPO hearing and criminal sentencing of Sean Fleming scheduled for the 6th. This was when Marty's true skills were going to be on display. His expert witness testimony was going to not only ensure Big Vexi's PPO being granted, Sean was also going to be exposed as a cyber stalker and domestic terrorist. Marty proclaimed that Sean would be found guilty of local, state, and federal charges and be sentenced to at least 5 years in prison. There was a press conference scheduled for 12 noon before the big hearing. The courtroom was going to be overflowing with local and national media to witness the greatness of the Mongoose in a court setting. Marty spewed about all of this right up until he was, once again, suspended by Facebook on the 2nd.

As everyone who reads here expected, none of his events would cross into reality. The press conference was nothing more than a typical Marty lie.  The local and national media collectively ignored Marty long before this blog even started. As far as Marty's big appearance as a witness, he wasn't allowed to speak because the PPO had absolutely nothing to do with him. It was a typical Marty court experience. "Please sit down and shut up Mr Prehn". After his PPO was denied, I hope Big Vexi learned what the rest of us have known for quite some time. If you hope to have any success, you better not include dumb ass Marty in any way!

So to recap the two days of VexiFest, it was a grand failure of Mongoose proportions.  No Meet and Greet, no press conference, no media, and no PPO. Poor Marty ended up being the one who was once again exposed as a complete fraud and liar. The 6th was supposed to be the day he finally found some relief from this blog and the evil Sean Fleming. Instead, it just supplied us with more reasons to laugh at the complete moron and utter failure that is Marty Prehn. While Flemshady resumed doing whatever it is he does - even CoM hasn't figured that one out - Marty slithered home to watch reruns of Matlock with Linda and plan his next move.

Oh, and we're still here, Marty.  At least you've got something other than abject failure consistent in your life...

Marty Prehn's "Showdown in O Town" Countdown

Happy Monday to all of you CoMmies out there. We've reached the start of a very big week in the saga of Marty. His man crush, Big Vexi, should now be in Michigan. 

Marty was up early this morning, as evidenced by the number of page views from a cheap T-Mobile flip phone on the blog starting at about 5am. I guess Linda is sleeping with the iPhone under her pillow because Marty hasn't used it for early morning CoM viewing the last few days. I hope there isn't trouble in paradise. They probably fight enough already over food and that last can of frosting in the fridge!

Anyway, Marty needed his early start. With all of the important events he has scheduled for this week, he should really be busy today. Since Marty never disclosed the location of his Meet and Greet tomorrow with Big Vexi and Washed Up Stuntman, we have no idea how much prep work is needed. Where is the red carpet screening of Marty's soon to be blockbuster hit "Justice 4 Jean"? Will it just be Marty holding his flip phone while trying to play the YouTube video in the parking lot of Carquest? Will there be a stage and seating set up? Tickets? Crowd control?  Is Marty going to say a few words? We'll do our best to update everyone as soon as we see the local TV stations start hyping their upcoming live coverage of this incredible event and landmark court case. 

The day we are all really looking forward to is Wednesday the 6th. This is the day Marty will get justice against Sean Fleming. A PPO, local, state, and federal cyber stalking with domestic terrorism charges with an instant conviction and five year prison sentence are just the highlights of all that's going to happen to Sean by 1:45pm. Marty's "pre trial" press conference is scheduled for 12:00 noon in front of either the courthouse or sheriff's department. Then there'll be a stampede of victims and national media trying to get inside the courtroom. As Marty has told us, there can't possibly be enough room for everyone. The actual hearing will begin at 1:30 starring none other than the Mongoose himself. He has let us all know his expert testimony will be the driving force needed to take down the pure evil that is Sean Fleming. Based on Marty's excitement the last few days, this will be his greatest victory ever. To the best of my knowledge, it would also be his first. 

In reality, we all know what is actually going to happen this week. Big Vexi will arrive in Detroit and completely ignore dumb ass Marty. After all, he has a Jeep load of paperwork consisting of screenshots and sworn affidavits to assemble for the judge. The PPO hearing will be held and Marty will be nothing more than the guy smelling up the back of the courtroom. There will be no Meet and Greet. If he has a press conference, nobody will ever know because he'll be the only one there. Marty's great victory will be nothing more than Marty kissing Big Vexi's ass while trying to get a couple of pictures with him. The saddest part is even Marty knows this. 

On Saturday Marty changed his Facebook settings to where nobody other than people on his friends list can see him or any comments he makes. His profile is still there, it's just no longer viewable by the public. Why would the Mongoose take such extreme measures to hide his droppings all over Facebook? Why would he limit access of his greatness to the people who already know about it? I think it's to hide from the embarrassment that he knows is headed his way Wednesday evening. When none of his grand delusions happen, he doesn't want people who actually remember the big claims he made reading his spin on the situation. Can't let a pesky thing like the truth dim the shinning star that Marty claims to be. 

As Marty now hides from us and limits his spew audience to over 2,500 of his closest personal friends, we'll continue to laugh at his stupidity and point out his lies. Marty thinks he's got the upper hand by changing his Facebook settings but as we've tried to tell him many times, most of his "friends" now read and contribute to this blog.

Resistance is futile, Marty.  We're smarter and more popular than you'll ever be!