As the two most important days in the career of Lawless America's Regional Director and Doofus in Chief, Marty Prehn came and went like so many stolen Slim Jims, I think we should review what happened. Grand promises were made and big threats thrown around. Were these two days another great Marty failure? I'll let you decide.
With Big Vexi's announcement that he was coming to Michigan to file a personal protection order against Sean Fleming, Marty began to spit some of his most vile sputum we've read since he decided to attack his baby sister. To be quite honest, I can't even remember them all. They all blur into just another greasy spot on Marty's stain-filled life. I'll rely on our readers to point out anything I might leave out. Marty promised two days of incredible events that would point out just how important and great the Mongoose truly is.
A big Meet and Greet was promised for day one of the two day festival. Marty invited his huge following to come meet the Mongoose and his second banana sidekick Bill Windsor. There was also going to be a screening of "Justice 4 Jean", David Schied's (too whack for Bill Windsor) video of Marty doing what he does best - lie and threaten. This was a "not to be missed" chance to shake hands with Detroit's biggest influence since Henry Ford. Oh, and some vexatious fake movie guy will be there, too.
This event turned out like every other one Marty has promised - it didn't happen! The apple of Marty's eye, Big Vexi, stood Marty up and wasn't even in town on August 5th. Apparently, he had a vexatious appointment to get smacked down in another court hearing that day. Marty was left at the podium like a bride at the altar. It's probably a good thing the only people there were the employees at Carquest. They are only too familiar with what a liar Marty is and relished the opportunity to watch him make an idiot of himself again. Like on YouTube, no one cared to see a video of his lies about his family.
I fully expect Marty to handle the total flop of this non-event just like he has all of the previous ones. He'll act like he never mentioned it in the first place. It'll be like we imagined the whole thing or we lied about it. Once again, the truth can't possibly dim the Elder Dawg's shining star.
The most important part of these two days was the reason for all the hype to begin with - the PPO hearing and criminal sentencing of Sean Fleming scheduled for the 6th. This was when Marty's true skills were going to be on display. His expert witness testimony was going to not only ensure Big Vexi's PPO being granted, Sean was also going to be exposed as a cyber stalker and domestic terrorist. Marty proclaimed that Sean would be found guilty of local, state, and federal charges and be sentenced to at least 5 years in prison. There was a press conference scheduled for 12 noon before the big hearing. The courtroom was going to be overflowing with local and national media to witness the greatness of the Mongoose in a court setting. Marty spewed about all of this right up until he was, once again, suspended by Facebook on the 2nd.
As everyone who reads here expected, none of his events would cross into reality. The press conference was nothing more than a typical Marty lie. The local and national media collectively ignored Marty long before this blog even started. As far as Marty's big appearance as a witness, he wasn't allowed to speak because the PPO had absolutely nothing to do with him. It was a typical Marty court experience. "Please sit down and shut up Mr Prehn". After his PPO was denied, I hope Big Vexi learned what the rest of us have known for quite some time. If you hope to have any success, you better not include dumb ass Marty in any way!
So to recap the two days of VexiFest, it was a grand failure of Mongoose proportions. No Meet and Greet, no press conference, no media, and no PPO. Poor Marty ended up being the one who was once again exposed as a complete fraud and liar. The 6th was supposed to be the day he finally found some relief from this blog and the evil Sean Fleming. Instead, it just supplied us with more reasons to laugh at the complete moron and utter failure that is Marty Prehn. While Flemshady resumed doing whatever it is he does - even CoM hasn't figured that one out - Marty slithered home to watch reruns of Matlock with Linda and plan his next move.
Oh, and we're still here, Marty. At least you've got something other than abject failure consistent in your life...
