Marty Prehn's Hatred Grows

The self-loathing that comes with being a mother-abusing, homeless,

universally hated, thieving, mindless and penniless idiot manifests itself again...

Which can only mean that it's time to indulge ourselves in our favorite guilty pleasure - laughing at the pure stupidity of Marty Prehn!

Karma is a fickle bitch, eh Marty?

Your life sucks and it's not because of Flem, Marlene, Robin, Erica, Guy,

Johnny, Wilson, Sal or anyone else. It's because you're a unique blend of evil

and stupidity that is woefully obvious to everyone who comes in contact with you, be it the clerk who takes your fast-food order, every city council in S/E Michigan or every single celebrity and their offspring that you pester. You're just an annoying, puss-oozing boil on the ass of society.

Anyone who reads here knows that when things go bad for the Mongoose, he always circles back to his old reliable tactic, attack someone. Of course, it's no different this time. We saw this posted by Marty today:

Read aloud with me, CoMmies, Marty's own comment to his post. Bet you have to take a couple of attempts because Marty speaks in a language that is foreign to people of average intelligence. Any psychiatrist would have no problem committing this idiot.

Anyway, as you can see, Marty is once again trying to attack Sean Fleming. The poor dumb ass just isn't smart enough to realize that this comment actually just points out he's a liar. Marty is asking this person to post Fleming's IP address and my question is this: Why does Marty need someone else to post the IP addresses? He's claimed many times to have "captured" Sean's IP address but for some reason he needs someone else to post it. Lie much, Marty? Here is a screen shot from the transcript of Marty and Sean's PPO hearing (you know, the one Marty has been claiming he's going to post for over a year) where Marty testified under oath that he has two IP addresses for Fleming:

This idiot just can't help himself from exposing his own lies. Why don't you post the addresses, asshole? I'll answer that for you, Marty. You're a liar and you don't have any IP addresses. Just one more example of you being completely full of crap. Just like every aspect of your worthless existence.

This leads me to yet another question for Marty. If this person were to post Fleming's IP address, what does that prove? IP addresses only give you the location a person is posting from. Marty has posted Sean's location many times. The only way to prove an IP address of an individual is through records kept by the ISP. Do you even know what that is, Elder Avenger? Are you going to sue them to prove the person posting as Sean Fleming is really... umm, Sean Fleming? Oh, Barry is all over that case - pro bono for my good friend, Marty! You're just too stupid to understand how worthless and laughable your constant IP threats really are. I could easily post Sean's IP address for you and it would do you absolutely no good. Of course, you shouldn't need me to do that based on your perjury, oops, I mean testimony. 

So between the hate-filled posts, Marty continually seeks favor with his new-found "Trumpfriends" and further alienates his few remaining black brethren by endlessly sharing anti-Hillary memes, often adding his own personal Mongoose punditry.  The problem is that he's never funny - not even accidentally. He just continues to make himself look like an ass. It's what he does. He's Marty Prehn.

And it's a beautiful day...

Black Kettle Marty Prehn

Now is the time and the time is now...

... for another update to point out the continued stupidity of our beloved idiot, Marty Prehn.

When it comes to posting moronic crap on Facebook, Marty is like the Energizer Bunny. He just keeps going and going and going. It doesn't seem to matter how many times the Mongoose has posted about his latest target, posting it several more times within 24-48 hours is quite the norm for Elder Dawg. Is this because he knows Florence Iverson has the memory of a goldfish and won't realize he's just reposting the same crap he did an hour ago? Or is Marty just so completely obsessed with his latest target that it's all he can think about and he can't help himself?

By now, everyone who reads here knows how we operate. Marty makes a dumb ass comment, we copy it here then point out just how stupid he is. Marty has claimed more than once that we are slandering or lying about him. It can't be a lie or slander when it's his very words and lies we point out and laugh at. That being said, today I'll do this a little differently. In the interest of transparency, and to keep Marty from claiming we altered his comments, I'll use actual screen shots. This will also come in handy for any reviews by a judge if by chance this blog is mentioned in court (hint hint, Marty)

Based on Marty's recent Facebook postings, the Mongoose has become so obsessed with Sean Fleming that it now consumes his every waking moment. Marty loves to claim that Fleming is cyber stalking him but, in this humble reporter's opinion, it's the other way around. Here is my first example:

This picture is from MySpace and it was posted there in 2006. How obsessed of a stalker does someone need to be in order to search out their victim's pictures on MySpace - FROM 2006! This act alone shows the effort Mary is now putting into stalking Fleming. The fact that Marty has now reposted this picture SEVERAL times hints at a total, almost romantic obsession. How many days has Marty spent parked in the Carquest delivery vehicle in front of Sean's house or work just hoping to get a look at the subject of his infatuation?

Here is another example of Marty's continued attempts to harass and somehow taint Sean Fleming's name:

This is a link to an article from last March about the VFW Fleming is involved with. Marty knows basically nothing about the situation this VFW is in, but he can't miss the chance to blame whatever it is on Sean. The Mongoose is so desperate to use this against Flem he reposted this link AT LEAST 7 TIMES! Who does Marty think missed this post the first few times he did it? And does he think it'll make a bigger impact if his imaginary friends see it over and over? The only impact it makes is showing people how far his obsession has really gone. It screams CREEPY STALKER!

As Marty's obsession with Sean continues to get worse, and he's just not getting any satisfaction from his lame attempts to attack him, Marty ramps up his attack. Next we see this comment from Marty to Fleming's actual VFW post:

After two days of getting no response to his repeated posting about Fleming, Marty's hate ratchets up another notch. Instead of continuing to post the same link over and over, Marty decides to actually contact the VFW post in his attempt to smear Sean. I have yet to figure out what good Marty thinks this will do. Those people, unlike Marty, are very familiar with both Fleming and whatever it is that the post is going through. All Marty accomplishes with this idiotic attempt to attack someone is make himself look like an even bigger childish ass. Fleming's fellow veterans who work hard to provide a place for their brothers to gather and support each other really don't take kindly to some fat, poser, non-veteran attacking one of their own. Without these veteran's continued efforts, Fleming's included, Marty wouldn't have anyplace to spread his absolute bullshit while guzzling cheap beer by using his late mother's previous military service.

I'll close this latest report with some advice for the Moronic Mongoose; Get help, Marty. Get help before your out of control obsession with Sean D. Fleming lands your fat, worthless ass in jail. Your continued stalking and attacks are doing nothing but highlighting not only your mental problems but your complete lack of character.

Who am I kidding? Hate and Facebook is all that loser has.

Final thought: At least Fleming has balls, whereas Marty is and always will be just a dickhead...

Marty Prehn Defined

It's Unity Day here at the Chronicles!

Unity in that Marty has figured out that every reader and contributor to this blog is actually the evil Flemshady...

As Marty scrambles to fill the void left in his vapid existence by the departure of Denny's foot and the entire African American community, he's returned to his comfort zone of meaningless threats and wild-ass guesses as to who doesn't believe his endless litany of lies. Sean Fleming's turn has come back in the rotation.

Anyone who reads here knows that Marty's stupidity has no limits. The fact that he repeats his same moronic spew over and over, despite the overwhelming evidence that he's clueless or lying, just confirms he's too stupid to learn. Recently, Marty has spent most of his fantasy Facebook life trying to retool his true self. While he's searching for a new sucker to support him, he's tried the appear to be a caring, nice guy who just wants to help others and make the world a better place. Unfortunately, the Mongoose just doesn't have the self discipline nor mental capacity to keep the real Marty tamped down for long. The bitter, attention-starved lying idiot always manages to rear its ugly, bulbous head. After a few days of refraining from attacking, threatening or just advertising for his "cyber stalker", Marty can't control himself any longer and out comes the moron we love to laugh at so much!

While jumping back on the Bill Windsor short bus this morning, Marty got carried away and let the following idiocy spill out of his feeble mind:

"Marty Prehn 1 hr · My cyber stalker just does not get it. He can change his name on fb all he wants but his true identity us known whether it is spam on or Semper-Fi wife or Semper-Fi wife life. They are all the same people in violation of Judge Lisa Gorceka's order for Flem Shady not to cyber stalk me or contact anyone in order to slander or defame me." 

At least he almost spelled the judge's name correctly this time. It's Gorcyca, you retard!

I would say this is one of the dumbest comments Marty has ever made, but we all have witnessed much higher levels of stupidity from this idiot. However, that's not to say that comment isn't extremely moronic. According to this statement, Marty says Fleming is using the names Spam on (Spamanon) and Semper Fi Wife on Facebook. I've searched Facebook every way I know how and have been unable to find accounts in either of those names. Both of those people do comment quite frequently on this blog, though. Has Marty become so confused about how Facebook and blogs work that he thinks they're the same thing? There really is a world beyond your pathetic Facebook life, you blundering idiot. His confusion does sorta explain why Marty claims he got the IP addresses for commenters on this blog from Facebook. Not really. Let's face it. Marty wouldn't know what to do with anything longer than a couple of digits, anyway.

Another moronic aspect of this comment speaks to Marty's great investigative skills. Every person has their own writing style. It seems rather easy to tell each commenter from others. Even when a regular commenter uses an anonymous signature, it's obvious to me and practically everyone else who they really are. How can a man who is/was a Special Agent for several different three letter agencies think that all the comments made by the names he has given are the same person? Anyone with half an ounce of intelligence could tell those comments are made by very different people. I guess that explains why Marty can't figure it out.

The next part of this comment really is classic Marty. The Mongoose just has to drop the name of the judge that presided over the great PPO showdown between Marty and Fleming and once again gives his distorted opinion of what she said. This is obviously Marty's attempt at a threat to report Fleming to the judge. When will Marty figure out that everyone knows this threat is like all the others and, indeed, Marty himself - WORTHLESS! Even Marty isn't dumb enough to let himself be forced to prove the lies he told under oath. Marty has never offered any proof of anything he's ever claimed and  as usual, he can't do it in this case either. That's the pitfall of being full of shit.

It also appears to me that Marty believes he can use what the judge said in that hearing as a magic blanket to cover every person who points out what an idiot he is. Apparently, Marty is just going to claim that anyone who critiques his stupidity has to be Fleming or one of Fleming's "accomplices". The problem with this latest Mongoose legal strategy is that the Bill Windsor approach just doesn't work. Before they let Marty "slap the cuffs" on Fleming, he's going to have to supply more evidence than "I'm a national elder advocate, special agent and I said so". Yeah, start your lie with fake credentials, Marty. Puts everything you say afterwards in its proper perspective.

As I lay down in bed tonight to go to sleep, I'll say a little prayer:

"Please, Blog Gods above, give Marty the courage to return to court and attempt to have charges brought against Fleming." 

That would be, by far, the dumbest thing the Mongoose has ever done. And that's saying a lot!

Marty Prehn is Full of Shit

My name is John Tuttle - parts unknown because of the nature of my job - and it's good to be back again; Candice, Pete...

... back to continuing our coverage of the Moronic Mongoose Marty Prehn, that is. 

By now, everyone who reads here knows that when it comes to Marty, nothing ever changes, likely starting with his underwear. It's always the same thing over and over. The same worthless threats, claims of greatness, attention seeking scams and calls for fundraisers. Just once I'd like to see that idiot follow through on a threat or come up with a new scam. To be honest, I'm becoming quite bored with the same old crap/new day from this idiot.

Speaking of same old crap, Marty blessed us with this comment yesterday:

"Marty Prehn 

1hr

Flem Shady shooting off his mouth again and committing perjury at the same time. The Judge said that I had a case to go after Flem Shady and she would have a jury trial for aggrevated stalking which is a 5 year felony. And he committed perjury a 2nd time when he said that he was never at the apartments on 12 mile road and the apartment manager wrote a letter to the St. Clair Shores City Council stating that she had seen him on the property several times and he called the owner of the apartments and threatening them with a lawsuit if they mentioned his name and was wanting to get the property manager fired."

Blah blah blah you stupid internet blowhard. Does any of this sound familiar to anyone here? I'll do my best to ridicule this statement without going to sleep on my keyboard.

This comment by Marty was made on a Facebook share of a link to this very blog, so I can only assume that Marty is claiming "Flem Shady was shooting his mouth off" in my previous article. There was no quote from Sean Fleming in the article so I guess Marty is once again claiming Sean wrote it. Marty's repeated claims that Sean writes this blog, including his assertion that he can prove it with IP addresses, will end up being his downfall. Strike that, how can Marty have a downfall when he's already a bottom feeding moron? Nothing to fall from. I'm not going to even bother with the "committing perjury again" part. It's just too stupid to bother with.

Defendant Marty keeps ranting that the judge in his PPO hearing told him he had a case he could pursue against Fleming. You know, the felony with a five year sentence. I've read the transcripts from that hearing and either Marty was very confused about what the judge said that day or he's just doing his usual telling lies on Facebook. The judge warned BOTH parties that day to stop harassing each other. BOTH parties were told if they didn't stop then the other could pursue criminal charges. From what I've seen since, Marty is the only one who hasn't stopped posting about Sean. Wouldn't that mean Sean actually has a better case for a "5 year sentence" against Marty? Once again, the brilliant Prehn legal mind is on display. Did he get his J.D. before or after his pilot's license?

The other part of this comment is just more Marty stupidity we've seen before. Who can forget Marty reading his "letter from the apartment manager" to the city council. You remember, the one that kept changing from first to third person? It was really quite funny at the time because it was obvious the letter had been written by Marty. That's exactly why the letter was read to the city council, but not submitted as evidence against Fleming at the hearing. Marty was never able to accept that the person he was claiming was Sean was actually a process server Marty was dodging. They even went so far as to say the person was driving an SUV and identified himself as a constable. Doesn't matter that Fleming doesn't own an SUV and the court summons for the PPO hearing was being served by the constable's office. Once again, I'll skip the perjury nonsense because, based on the transcript, Marty perjured himself over and over.

As I begin to yawn more frequently, I'll close this article by once again talking straight to Marty:

Marty, you're never going to figure out just how stupid you make yourself look with your constant empty threats. Never once have you followed through on a single one. NEVER! Some of your favorite all caps sayings are "NOW IS THE TIME, THE TIME IS NOW" or "GET READY, IT'S COMING". Well, we've all been waiting for a long time and still you've never done a damn thing. It's the story of your pathetic life. What exactly is "it"? When is it coming? When is the time? When will you stop pretending to be a bad ass on Facebook and actually do something in real life? You make all these threats, claim you have evidence, yet never do anything. What are you waiting for, big bad Facebook Marty? Why haven't you made a single one of your threats happen? You're nothing more than a little girl in a old, fat, broken down body with way below average intelligence. Put up or shut up, you Facebook sissy. You're a clueless, powerless, lying idiotic blowhard! Prove me wrong, ELDER D.A.W.G. Unfortunately, we all know, including you, it's never going to happen, right?

Have a great weekend, Marty. Everyone here is looking forward to laughing at your next big threat. I now understand why your pea-brain thought the above Shit Demon picture was the Cowardly Lion...

The Anticipated Return of The Mongoose

Greetings, faithful readers. Thanks again for joining us in covering the unbelievable stupidity of Marty Prehn. The entire staff here at CoM decided we needed a vacation from the stress that reporting on the Mongoose can cause. The sifting through the lies and abject stupidity had jaded us all and we took a corporate training sabbatical in Vegas, so the timing couldn't have been better for Marty's latest Facebook timeout. The break was needed and well deserved. That being said, I'll use one of Marty's catch phrases, "now is the time and the time is now!"

The much anticipated end of Elder Dawg's suspension is  Monday July 20th. Every reader here knows what is sure to come on Monday - lies and stupidity of Mongoose proportions! Marty will have plenty of pent up rage to spew all over Facebook and threats galore will be flying as the idiot makes up for lost time. I can only imagine how many 20 year prison sentences Marty will personally guarantee are coming soon. Numerous PPO's waiting to be served. And the always soon to come "fireworks"! Let the idiocy commence!

After Marty finishes threatening half of the country with investigations by every law enforcement agency that has a badge, he'll then be able to resume his fantasy Facebook life. These suspensions must be really hard on the Mongoose. Marty spends 30 days stuck in the reality of his meaningless, lonely existence. Now he will once again be free to dream of recognition, respect, and importance! The one-man hype machine will crank up and get busy promoting his fake advocacy, imaginary events, and new friendships with anyone who has been in the news lately. Will Marty's return make the front page of USA Today, or will Marty have to settle for page three?

Marty is also really way behind in his promotion of MVP Productions. Isn't there supposed to be a Marty organized "Unity Night" at a Detroit Tiger's game soon? What about the Tiger's retirement party at the lake cottage in August? How many $50 tickets have been purchased so far? I also wonder about all the MVP summer camps with every pro sports league that Marty announced were coming. Summer is half way over Marty, don't you need to tell us when and where these camps will be taking place? My kids were really looking forward to those!

I have so many unanswered questions that Marty can address as soon as his suspension is over. When will the Tigers retire Denny's number? Are they going to un-retire Sparky Anderson's number so that they can retire it again under one of your favorite players name? How many of your events will the Ilitch family be funding, in spite of your previous attacks on them? Will Marty be able to suppress his hatred of Muslims in order to get on the news while supporting a Muslim activist? Is Pete Lucido's office you set up on the floor of your parent's cottage up and running? I can't wait to hear about Marty's progress in all of these areas, including his surveillance of the evil Flemshady.

I'll close this brief report now because I'll be working all weekend preparing for the dump truck full of Mongoose droppings that will be spread over Facebook starting on Monday. I'm sure Marty will be in classic Mongoose lying form.

Brace yourselves, CoMmies, the Bullshit Tsunami is heading our way!

*** No disrespect intended to the actually developmentally disabled.

Marty Prehn: Caged Mongoose Unleashed!

I'd like to start this article with a heartfelt and very sincere thank you to the Blog Gods and MetroPCS for allowing Marty Prehn to finally own a smart phone! In doing so, we've been provided with a seemingly endless supply of Mongoose stupidity. I'm so grateful, I think I may cry... we are truly blessed.

Marty can now use his shiny new Samsung to troll the Internet for crap to post night and day. With the constant flow of idiocy from the moronic Mongoose, it's become a challenge to pick which Marty Moment to cover here. I think I'll highlight Marty's complete obsession with the individual Marty routinely calls Flemshady. The comments on an idiotic meme picture Marty shared began with this:

"Marty Prehn
Congratulations flem Shady you finally won an award
Like · 1 · More · 4 hours ago

Marty Prehn
Carla do you remember his real name?
Like · More · 4 hours ago"

These comments are posted under a picture about "Asshole Awareness Day" that Marty shared. Marty is calling Flemshady an asshole here but he's obviously afraid to say Sean's name. That's why his second comment is asking his repulsive Florida stooge if she remembers Sean's real name. He needs Carla to post the name so he can later claim he didn't do it. The plan was in play. But when?

Carla must have been too busy harassing any person of Arab decent in Plant City FL, or posting more racial spew on Facebook because she doesn't chime in with the name Marty wants posted. As is Marty's typical Sunday pattern, loneliness must kick in and he can't wait any longer to continue his harassment. Marty then makes this comment:

"Marty Prehn
SEAN D. FLEMING
Like · More · 1 hour ago"

Marty is such a bad ass. He finally got brave enough to say Flemshady's name and called him an asshole.  This man and his unthinkable bravery and overall intelligence never cease (and desist) to amaze me. And I don't mean that in a good way, you chicken shit dumb ass!

After a brief pause, Marty feels the need to continue his attack on Sean. I don't know what provoked Marty into attacking Flemshady once again but when has Marty ever needed a reason to start harassing someone? Here is his next batch of stupidity:

"Marty Prehn
Kurt A Hesse WE need to talk about the cyber stalking legislation as law enforcement refuses to address this issue regarding MCL 760.11 abd I am more than willing to come and testify about my cyber stalkers and see tgat they get prosecuted as aggrevated stalkers and be sentenced to 5 years or more. Go to the Marty Prehn Chronicles and see the lies, slander, harassment and threats that have been made against me and others by Sean D. Fleming and his other anonymous friends.
Like · 2 · More · 55 minutes ago"

This comment is another great example of the lies Marty will tell to try to stop his exposure on this blog and just generally make an ass of himself. All we do here is point out his lies, laugh at his threats and stupidity, and generally make fun of his claims of greatness. It's not cyberstalking if it's not sent to you and you come here and read it several times a day. I'd love for Marty to just once point out anywhere on this blog where he is lied about, slandered or threatened. We know you won't do this Marty because, well, it's just not here. This blog merely boils down your hatred and lies into one simple and easy to read location. And we have far more regular readers than all of your fake friends put together. Good luck with your threats of RICO lawsuits, handcuffs and prison sentences, you idiot.

The next quart of bile Marty spews is one of his best in his brief smartphone stupidity marathon. Here is the latest load of crap from Marty:

"Marty Prehn
This guy Shaundi Fleming filed at PPL against me once you found out that the Madison Heights Police Department recommended that I get a PPL against him and we went before Judge Lisa Corsica in Oakland County and she put him on notice that if he continued his activity that she would have a court hearing with a jury and sentenced him for aggravated stalking for up to five years apparently he doesn't believe her and so I want to help make a believer out of him I have the court transcripts and I will get together with you and get a copy for you so you could see what was said and what needs to be done to get lawn forcement to enforce these anti cyber stalking laws because the kids in the high school especially are being bullied and the school administrators are washing their hands of the issue and even like using the victim of doing something to provoke these people and to harassing them which is foolish.
Like · 1 · More · 46 minutes ago"

In this comment it appears Marty is trying to claim the recent PPO hearing between him and Sean was one sided. Everyone knows that this just isn't true. Marty was also warned to stop harassing Sean or he would be charged with a felony. I have seen the transcript from this hearing and I can't see what is in it that would make law enforcement change any of their policies. I did see in it where Marty perjured himself more than once. If only he could pretend to be a fraction as smart as his phone, he'd keep the lid on that transcript. And I have to ask this: What does the court transcript have to do with high school bullying? I think being banned from all Lakeview Alumni functions has hit him harder than he lets on. It's the 70's all over again and he's having flashbacks from his entire school hating his guts. "Nobody likes me, nobody cares so I'm gonna eat some Crisco..."

The last comment on this post is classic Mongoose bullshit. Here is Marty's last statement on his post:

"Marty Prehn
I work with legislators and Senators on both sides of the isle and so I don't think you would be proud problem getting this revised legislation done on the cyber stalking so that we can put an end to this bowling that's going on in the schools that are causing kids to commit suicide this epidemic has got to stop.
Like · 1 · More · 45 minutes ago"

Marty just can't help but lie about his great influence with the Michigan government. His claim that he has "been working both sides of the isle on this issue" is hilarious. We know the only isle Marty works both sides of is at the Roseville Golden Corral. Nobody in the Michigan government cares at all about Marty, most have never even heard of him and the two that have consider him the village idiot.

I'll close this article by asking a favor from our beloved moron muse:

PLEASE take Sean back in front of the judge. Your only complaint about Flemshady is your claim he runs this blog. You even claimed you had IP addresses to prove it. We both know that's a huge lie that you can't prove, and more importantly, it's abundantly obvious that Fleming's writing style is, how can I put this, somewhat unique. Going back in front of that judge would be the biggest mistake of your worthless and wasted life.  Just make sure you get the right judge - it's Lisa Gorcyca - not Corsica - you moron!

Please go Marty, PLEASE!

2Phat Prehn vs Flemshady: Epilogue

Greetings to all of our loyal CoM readers and a special shout out to our newest fan, Matt Drudge.

I'm sure everyone reading today knows what yesterday was - the great PPO hearing between 2Phat Prehn and Flemshady. The lies and threats leading up to this hearing were very entertaining to say the least. While we chose not to send an operative into the courtroom for the actual hearing, we did have a crew outside to record Marty's parade of witnesses. As expected, Marty was alone and looking quite terrified and sweaty. I can only assume Carla's police escort to court was stuck in traffic or delayed by a few donut stops. Either that or she was sidetracked spreading her cheer to the Muslim community in Dearborn. Regardless of the reason, she was not present. Go figure.

Not having anyone inside the courtroom

to report on what happened during the hearing has left us to either speculate or simply examine the various Mongoose droppings. 

After several Facebook messages to Sean Fleming asking what happened, I received back a simple no comment from him. But have no fear, CoMmies, we all know that Marty and his perverted stooge Carla would never be able to keep their mouths shut. It's common knowledge that those two are completely unable to control their Facebook diarrhea and it was only a matter of time until that expected stupidity was back on display. Carla fired the opening shot with this public communiqué to her bulbous, piss-soaked partner in crime:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer Marty Prehn

1 hr · Plant City, FL · 

Congratulations Marty Prehn. The judge really threw the book at your and my cyberstalker and deviant pathological liar Sean. That judge is awesome."

This comment is pretty much the standard idiocy these morons use all the time. Carla tried to act like she was at the hearing but she didn't bother to change her location when she started lying. And as for her claim that the judge threw the book at Flemshady, we all know Marty would be screaming from the rooftops, or at least the 7-11 parking lot, about his great victory. It just didn't happen. Marty then gives us a hint at what might have actually happened at the hearing:

"Marty Prehn

We need to avoid any reference to who you are referring to and move on and let the ongoing investigation into the alleged cyber stalking take its course. There was an admission of being the individual that contacted the secret service against you and new information of the suicide death of another victims son from the Grand Rapids area as a result of relentless harassment and intimidation. Again let's let law enforcement and the judicial system do their jobs. But yes I am pleased with today's outcome and believe that my integrity has been restored.

Like · More · 1 hour ago"

This Mongoose comment gives us a little insight into the results of yesterday's hearing. Marty starts out by telling Carla they need to avoid referencing Sean. In my humble opinion, that could only be the result of the judge telling Marty to shut up and leave Flemshady alone. Nothing short of a court order could make Marty attempt to tamp down his idiocy. I would also think that if Carla was at the hearing to see the judge "throw the book" at Sean, she wouldn't need Marty to tell her not to reference Sean on his page. You know it didn't go well for Elder Dawg if he is telling the stooge he sent after Sean to now move on. Calling your mutt off now, Marty?

The next portion of this comment is exactly what we've come to expect from the Mongoose. Another threat of an investigation into someone who hurt his whittle feelings. How many pending investigations has this idiot prattled on about the last couple of years? Has there ever been a single arrest, or anything at all, that was the result of an investigation Marty claimed was ongoing? Silly questions. Our keen readers know the answers.

Another part of this comment is straight out of the "Marty is a Big Fat Liar Playbook". Once again, Marty tries to blame a suicide on one of his "cyber stalkers". If these people who Marty claims are stalking him are so powerful they make people commit suicide, then why haven't they caused Marty to do the same?  Some things will just never change. Or maybe he's actually trying to eat himself to death. If you've taken a gander at who he's been sleeping with, you know he does seem to have a death wish of sorts. Regardless, I'm sure it's just another example of Marty trying to slander his target with a baseless claim.

The last part of this comment really highlights the joy Marty brings to us all. I was overtaken with uncontrollable laughter when I saw Marty say he thought his integrity had been restored! That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen the dumb ass Mongoose type!  Read it again with me, CoMmies:

"But yes I am pleased with today's outcome and believe that my integrity has been restored."

Does Marty even know what the word integrity means? Wouldn't Marty have had to possess some integrity to lose and then have restored? How can a proven serial liar even mention his integrity? Marty, you've never had integrity and you never will. People who've known you for your entire worthless life - family and an entire graduating class - are gasping for air from laughing!

At this point in time Marty, your best bet would be to shut up, give up, and return to your life as a bottom feeding loser who will never be anything more than a waste of excessive skin. You dodged a figurative bullet yesterday, as the judge was tired of looking at you and didn't want to see you back.  Don't push it.

And as for Carla: How desperate are you for friendship of any sort that you would stoop so low and play into Marty Prehn's pathetic lifestyle?

So that's it, CoMmies. Check back often, as the list of people Marty pisses off grows like a convoy of cars down Gratiot on a Saturday night...

Marty Prehn Doubles Down with Idiotic Threats

As we continue to cover Marty's lies and stupidity leading up to the much anticipated Protection Order hearing this coming Monday, I am pleased to announce that CoM is heading toward a new record month for readership! By now, everyone who reads here knows about this hearing and Marty's idiotic intimidation tactics so far. As predicted in our last article, Marty has been unable to tamp down his stupidity. Unlike his underwear, apparently Marty's lies are subject to change without notice.

In our last article we covered Marty's claims about a police escort to the Oakland County courthouse to file an affidavit with his Florida stooge, Carla. After this blog pointed out how easy it was to prove this was nothing more than another ridiculous lie by Marty, a strange thing happened. Suddenly, Carla's layover in Detroit wasn't an escorted trip to the courthouse to file an affidavit but a visit with the various three letter agencies she claims to work with. We saw this exchange on Facebook Saturday night:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer

Have a HOPPY Easter Marty Prehn.

Like · More · Saturday at 9:43pm

Marty Prehn

The same to you and your family. So how did you like the federal building downtown? See you on May 13th.

Like · 2 · More · Saturday at 11:49pm"

Obviously, once Marty read the CoM article that stated no affidavit had been filed, Carla's destination changed to the Federal building in Detroit. What happened to the trip to the courthouse to file this alleged damning affidavit? Did Marty think no one would remember his previous lie? After Marty gets no response from Carla, he once again tries to prod her to help him lie about the upcoming hearing. 

"Marty Prehn

Press conference on Thusday at 10 am. It should be interesting.

Like · 1 · More · Yesterday at 4:52pm"

Marty was a little vague with this comment. Who is having a press conference, Marty? Where is this press conference to be held - 7-11's parking lot again? Is this Marty's pre-hearing press conference for the national media that he always announces before he's scheduled to be somewhere lying? Apparently, he didn't bother to send Carla what she was supposed to say because she skips over this tidbit and circles back to her layover:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer

The federal building was awesome and just like the one in Tampa downtown and the employees were very professional, courteous and they will get down to the bottom of this but I froze by gluteus maximus off. I wore my red Russian coat and gloves and was still freezing.

Like · 1 · More · Yesterday at 5:36pm"

This comment is lacking any form of a threat towards Flemshady and that just isn't good enough for the Mongoose. Needing his "scare you moment" for the day, he adds the threat for Carla in his next comment:

"Marty Prehn

lol Flem Shady wants to see your boarding pass as the FF does not believe you came to Detroit and had a 2hour layover to take care of some business with those 3 letter agencies that he is hung up on.

Like · 1 · More · Yesterday at 8:38pm"

This comment starts to show how desperate Marty is to try to intimidate the person who filed for a PPO on him. He's too stupid to realize that all he is really doing is proving Sean's case for him. Marty says Sean wants Carla to post proof of her Detroit layover but I can't find where Flemshady even mentions Carla being in Detroit. The Mongoose also returns to his roots by throwing in a threat involving "three letter agencies". That has been Marty's "go to" threat for several years now so it just wouldn't be a Marty threat fest without some three letter reference. I also question the end of this comment. If anyone is hung up on three letter agencies, it's Marty. I've never seen Sean reference them but if I had a dollar for every time Marty has, I'd buy Linda's crappy apartment complex and kick Marty out.

After Marty's latest lie fails to get a response from anyone, including Carla, he has to change it once again along with throwing even more bullshit in for good measure. Marty then gives us his next intimidation attempt:

"Marty Prehn

It was actually a 2 1/2 hour more than enough time to make it to 211 W Fort St in downtown Detroit. How dumb of the FF to make a threat against not 1 but to potential witnesses if they dare to show up at court on Monday and one of those witnesses may be a law enforcement officer. Others who may be there are victims of the cyber stalking and harassment by Flem Shady. Someone will be going down but it wont be me. Bill Windsors PPO will be reintroduced as evidence of who is the cyber stalker aod who are the victims.

Like · More · 25 minutes ago"

This is a classic example of Marty's stupidity totally taking over. Now Carla's destination has changed once again. The address he gives is not the federal building that contains the "three letter agencies" he and his idiot friend love to reference. That building is home to the passport office, bankruptcy court and a few other state agencies. It appears for some reason, Marty is now afraid to actually state what "agencies" he's threatening Flemshady with. I wonder what could have happened to scare Marty out of his various claims of using federal and state authorities to go after his targets? Who did Carla go visit at this location Marty? Our inquiring readers would love to know which threat you've resorted to now. Didn't you at least get a business card from those two guys that rolled up in the Crown Vic at Carquest last summer? Your coworkers took pictures, you know...

Marty's spew about Sean threatening witnesses, including a law enforcement officer, is more Mongoose stupidity. Is Marty really trying to claim Sean has threatened a LE officer so bad, he's afraid to show up to testify against him? Flemshady must be even more scary than Marty. That "Girl From Ipanema" solo probably did it. The other claims Marty makes about witnesses showing up speaks volumes about his lack of intelligence. Did Marty learn nothing at the last PPO hearing he attended where no witnesses were allowed to speak? Don't you remember being Bill Windsor's star witness and being told to sit down and shut up? And speaking of Bill Windsor, Marty claims his PPO against Flemshady will be used as evidence. I have to ask Marty this: what PPO, you stupid moron? Have you already forgotten that Windsor lost and there never was a PPO? Or was Marty lying so fast he lost track of what he was saying?

In closing, every time Marty posts one of his idiotic comments, he immediately starts checking this blog to see if we post it. Marty knows nobody reads his Facebook page and the only way his comments will be seen is if they are reposted here. 

Well Marty, you can rest easy tonight knowing your threats have received some publicity. Unfortunate for you, nobody is scared by your lies. Everyone is too busy cracking up at them and the only fear is that they might pee their pants laughing!

Marty Prehn Assembles his Defense Dream Team

Good times are here again CoMmies! It appears the long awaited hype from Marty Prehn concerning his great PPO hearing with the master criminal Flemshady has begun. We all knew it was only a matter of time until the Mongoose had to spew some lies concerning his upcoming court appearance. After all, that's what Marty does best, tell completely idiotic lies that usually don't even make sense. Here is the first comment that I'm sure will just be the beginning of a continuous stream of stupidity that only Marty Prehn is capable of supplying:

"Marty Prehn Lawless America
March 15 at 2:07pm ·
If anyone has been cyber stalked, harassed, threatened and felt intimidated by the activities of Flem Shady please contact me at my e-mail address which is mprehn2004@yahoo.com or my cell phone which is 1 586 563 0989 and send me what information or screen shots you have to show what appears to his illegal activity on the internet. There is a PPO hearing on April 13, 2015 at 1:30 pm in Oakland County at the Circuit Court there before the Honorable Lisa Gorcyca. If you can be at court at this time as a witness against Flem Shady let me know. If you are able to call in to the Judges clerk on that day to be on a conference call to share how you have been cyber stalked and harassed please let me know. I will be posting the public record of what Flem Shady has filed with the court in order to try to get a PPO against me once he realized that Detective Jeremy Dixon had suggested to me that I should do this in order to get my cyber stalker to stop harassing me. The detective has ascertained that Flem Shady is "out of touch with reality" and it is he that is harassing me and not the other way around."

Above posted, by the way, to a page set up for a clown who's currently in jail for violating a - you guessed it - protection order. Also owes Flemshady a cool quarter million...

After watching Marty for quite some time now, I think I'm qualified to point out what the real meaning of this comment truly is. Marty is asking people to send him information and screen shots to show that Flemshady is a cyber stalker. Why would Marty need this stuff from people who are not involved in his PPO defense? I would think with all the times we've seen Marty cry about being cyber stalked, he'd already have plenty of evidence to back up his claim. He's also supposedly had an Oakland County judge issue protection orders against Sean Fleming and Marty has them in pocket, waiting to be served, but that's another article. I just see this as another example of Marty trying to get others to fight his battle for him. Even the dumb ass Elder Dawg has figured out he has no defense for his continued harassment of Sean Fleming. Now he's been reduced to begging for others to provide his defense for him. I don't think that's going to work for Marty, even if he was provided with screen shots. What might have happened between Sean and people other than Marty can't be used to justify his constant harassing. It just doesn't work that way, you idiot.

The next part of this comment is typical Marty. The idiot is calling for people to show up for his hearing on April 13th to testify for him against Fleming. Marty is so stupid, he is incapable from learning from his previous moronic experience. Did Marty learn nothing from his great court appearance in support of Bill Windsor's PPO attempt last August? You would think he would remember the judge telling him to sit down and shut up when he wanted to testify. If by chance someone actually showed up to support Marty, which I highly doubt happens, they won't be allowed to speak. This hearing is about Marty only, no one else. Marty needs to pull his head out of his ass before he ends up looking even worse in front of the judge - again.

The next part of this comment is the standard Marty lie. He asks people who might be available to call during the hearing to contact him. He appears to be claiming the clerk will be hosting a conference call that will be included in the hearing. Even Marty isn't dumb enough to think this is actually going to happen. How can he think anyone believes the court is going to allow Marty's "friends" to join in on his defense via conference call? That is one of the dumbest things he's ever said. Since Marty has now announced this court hearing telephone conference on his Facebook page, I think we should all call the clerk and ask if we can also participate in this call. I know several people who would like to "say a few words" about Marty during the hearing. Let's all help Marty out and give that poor clerk a call. Maybe she'll let the judge know what Marty has planned.

The last part of Marty's latest stupidity is really the same crap he's been claiming for months. The comments to Marty by the detective were based on Marty claiming Sean writes this blog. Marty has claimed many people write this blog based on who he's currently mad at. The problem with this defense is it's not correct. Sean has nothing to do with the production of this of this blog in any way. When the judge asks Marty how he knows Sean is behind this blog, I doubt "Because I said so" is going to be a suitable answer, especially considering that he's probably the most prolific liar on the planet. The entire state of Michigan knows what an idiot Marty is, so I can't see a judge just taking his word on anything. Good luck with that stupid claim Marty, it's just not going to work.

In closing, I'll leave you with a few questions: Is Marty's lack of any evidence for his defense already starting to show? Is Marty trying to turn his hearing into a circus in an attempt to distract from the truth of what he's really been doing? How many people will actually call the clerk and will any of them be in support of Marty? How long will it take the judge to tell Marty to sit down and shut up?

Stay tuned for the answers to these questions and the next installment of complete idiocy from Marty Prehn. 

Ed note: Why are you checking this blog from Carquest when you're supposed to be in Philadelphia with Glenn Beck today?

Marty Prehn Goes on Advocate Hiatus

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As we wait for the next quart of bile to stream out of Marty's mouth, I can't help but wonder what the Mongoose has been up to lately. Is Marty spending his every waking hour preparing for his big court showdown with Flemshady? Has he been tied up researching his next advocacy cause to hijack? Maybe writing more letters on the behalf of others to claim Flemshady is stalking him at places he doesn't live? Or, is he now unable to get off of Linda's couch in his weakened condition while he waits for Jr to raise the money for his heart transplant? Right idea, Jr, but aim for a full brain transplant. I'll bet even his own family and classmates would rally behind that cause.

In reality, Marty has taken his Mongoose laziness to a new level. I would have thought the hype machine would be going full speed ahead for his upcoming Protection Order defense. We all know Marty could never step into a courtroom without a press conference with the national media in attendance. And, of course, he could never be a defendant without predicting fireworks and upcoming courtroom arrests, complete with cuffs being slapped on, for numerous people who aren't involved and won't even be there. I'll admit, I'm a little disappointed in Perry Mason-Prehn's lack of threats and lies. Has Marty finally reached the point were it's now too much work to tell his usual lies? It's almost as if his creativity dried up, like so many discarded tissues found near his bottle of hand lotion last year.

Another sign that Marty has become even more worthless than he already was, he hasn't tried to become an advocate for any new hot media topics. Surely his alleged pilot's license makes him an expert and gives reason to exploit the families of the recent airliner tragedy in France. Is Marty now too lazy to perform his "good works" from the couch or toilet at Linda's? How long has it been since Elder Dawg worked behind the scenes to bring great change to society? There has to be a petition somewhere he needs to sign and take credit for. Is there not a victim somewhere that needs Marty as a guardian angel, despite the fact they have never met him or even heard of him? Maybe if Marty sent Jamie Cook more pictures of himself to put on the front page of the Macomb Daily, that Dr Chism follow up article will finally get written. Come on, Marty. Think out of the box!

Could all of this inactivity actually be a sign of real trouble for the Mongoose? Has his alleged heart condition become so bad, it takes every ounce of energy Marty has just to waddle out to the Mongoosemobile and go on a McRun a couple of times a day? Could Jr actually have been honest about his love and concern for his father and best friend needing a heart transplant? In the now famous words of our old friend Bob Cookout, Marty is so full of shit you could unscrew the top of his head and dip it out with a spoon! The only reason for Marty's latest inactivity is nothing more than laziness and lack of motivation. He's even become so worthless, others have to attack his enemies for him. Hi, Carla!

I'm only left to wonder this: Has Marty finally just decided it's no longer worth the effort to be an idiotic ass? Is being a complete idiot now just too much work for the Mongoose? Has Marty gotten so fat that he can no longer lift his arms long enough to post a few threats, hateful comments, and outright lies? Or has Marty just been beaten into submission? Stay tuned to find out and thank you for having more interest in Marty Prehn than everyone he's ever met in his pathetic, miserable life.

Love and kisses,

Tut

Special Agent gets Special Service

Spring is in the air, CoMmies! As the renewal of nature is upon us, we here at CoM welcome the changes that spring brings. New green leaves on the trees, flowers blooming and new idiotic threats, lies, and complete stupidity from Marty Prehn. Welcome back Spring!

It has now become clear what the latest service attempt Marty was dodging is. Sean Fleming has filed for a Personal Protection Order against the Mongoose. Apparently, Marty discovered what the Sheriff was trying to serve him with recently. Not to be told what to do, he secretly showed up for the scheduled hearing without accepting service for it - only to find it rescheduled until notice is formally given. The court itself gave the Special Agent a verbal Special Notice and insisted on a valid mailing address for a First Class Mail copy. Bam! Served by an officer of the court and I'm sure all kinds of notes were taken on the case file jacket about how this Defendant operates. That must be what prompted the following comment:

"Marty Prehn

Any guess who was a no show at a PPO hearing at the Oakland County Circuit Court today. I sure as hell no that it was not me. As Ricky Ricardo used to say YOU GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO. Perjury and stalking charges for the applicant for making false statements and trespassing and phone harassment

Edited · Like · 1 · More · Mar 4 "

A little simple research shows just how stupid Marty and this comment is. Elder Dawg avoided service of the notice for this hearing. The parties involved have to receive notice a certain amount of time before the hearing is held. Since Marty wasn't served, the hearing was rescheduled for a later date. Marty was informed of this change when he arrived at court that day. But this is Marty we are talking about, so he has to spew a couple of lies just to try to make it appear that Flemshady did something wrong. Sorry Marty, you were the one dumb enough to show up for a hearing that you dodged service for.

As is Marty's latest tactic when it's time to start lying and making stupid threats, he has to include his partner in idiocy, Carla. These morons blessed us with this exchange on her Facebook page:

"Marty Prehn

OMG is that your cyber stalking Flem Shady? He was a NO SHOW at court today.

1 · More · Mar 5 at 2:56am

Carla Sauer-Iyer

The judge's secretaries and us had such a great time waiting for that Pussy Shady Sean to reveal his grotesque RED monster looking face. I wonder how many years he will get in jail?

· More · Mar 5 at 5:26pm"

Marty has to claim on Carla's page that Sean was a no show even though he was told the hearing had been rescheduled? And is Carla trying to claim she traveled all the way to Michigan from Florida to attend a PPO hearing that doesn't involve her in any way? Was she going to be Marty's star witness like Marty was in the big Bill Windsor PPO hearing against Flemshady last year? You remember how that worked, right Marty? "Please sit down and shut up Mr Prehn". It appears to me that Marty actually wrote this comment for Carla and she did a copy/paste just to assist Marty with his lifelong campaign of lying bullshit. I'd figure only Marty is dumb enough to start referencing jail time as a result of applying for a PPO. Stupid is as stupid does, I guess.

Now that Marty knows Sean is seeking a PPO, he and his Florida stooge have started their all out assault of the notorious criminal Flemshady. The lies and threats will be flying over the course of the next month from both of these idiots. Here is a good example of the stupidity we can look forward to:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer

Cyber stalker and pathological liar degenerate Sean Fleming will be in a jail cell soon for making death threats and harassing and stalking women, children and the elderly.

Like · 1 · More · Mar 5"

Spoken like a graduate of Marty's "Mongoose Tutoring", Carla. 

Just once, I'd like to see one of these idiots post proof of any kind of death threat Sean has made. Marty, pointing out your lies, scams and fake fundraisers isn't a death threat, it's only a threat to cut off your donation and attention seeking. And now Flemshady is stalking and harassing women and children? I don't believe Sean has been recorded driving by a young, single mother's home in the Carquest delivery vehicle lately. How 'bout you, Marty?

With a little more than a month until the actual PPO hearing, we can all look forward to Marty coming up with new lies and threats leading up to the big event. Based on this comment, you can see Marty plans on including dumb ass Carla in his games:

"Marty Prehn

You all look like Rock Stars. See you on April 13th at 1:30 pm for the court hearing. And it looks like someone will be charged as a cyber stalker and for trespassing on private property and telephone harassment."

I guess Marty is claiming that Carla will be making another trip to Michigan to attend the PPO hearing. Marty will also be presenting his latest criminal charges against Flemshady. It's going to be another great Perry Mason moment for the Mongoose! It's only a matter of time until the list of pending charges grows, press conferences on the courthouse steps announced, maybe even a screening of Justice 4 Jean in the Carquest parking lot. "Come meet the Special Agent Marty the Mongoose Prehn and his star witness, Terri Schiavo's former Diaper Changer Carla Sauer-Iver."

Things are looking up, CoMmies! Spring is here and Marty is poised to supply us with a month's worth of idiotic comedy. Happy Days are here again!

Mongoose Burrows Underground

Like Robert Cookout before him, Marty feels the need to skip town and run, but for entirely different reasons.

When Bob sold his highly successful blog, Chronicles of Marty, he pursued his second passion - getting drunk and stumbling around all day on a beach in a foreign country.

Marty, however, just feels the need to run. And run he is...

In today's coverage of Marty's latest stupidity, I thought I'd stick with the Mongoose's chosen subject matter from this past weekend. Marty decided he needed to start attacking Flemshady once again. This time, Marty circled back to a subject he has posted about previously on the now incarcerated Bill Windsor's page. The idiot Elder Dawg left this comment for our amusement:

"Marty Prehn likes a link.
February 28 at 5:35pm ·
Some people just don't understand the words STOP and CEASE and DESIST. 2 interesting court cases involving Flem Shady. in Oakland County case 2005-707865-DM involving a Brenda Lyn Fleming and a another case 2012-792145-DO. with Teresa Pasternacki. The 1st case is a divorce hearing involving a minor child and the 2nd is a divorce case without any children involved. Interesting that in atleast one of these cases a Personal Protection Order was requested. Gee I wonder why? Fireworks? you betcha"

As you can see from this comment, Marty has no shame about his continued harassment attempts aimed at Flemshady. After wasting countless hours searching public records for any kind of dirt he can dig up on his latest target, all the moron can come up with are summary divorce records - dates, status, etc. Marty is so stupid he thinks he's found something to use to attack somebody once again. He goes so far as to post the case numbers for Sean Flemings two divorces. This just makes it easier to research what Marty is trying to use for harassment. After looking at the records, Marty's big hint that Sean was somehow violent and had a restraining order placed on him to protect a woman is standard Marty. It's complete bullshit as usual. The restraining order was issued to both parties to restrict them from selling off any marital assets before the divorce was complete - pretty standard procedure when you actually own stuff purchased during the marriage - another foreign concept to Marty. So where are the "fireworks" Marty seems to think he posted? Duds.

Since Marty has decided that posting about people's past divorces is considered "fireworks", and Sean refuses to play Marty's latest stupid little game, I thought I'd highlight one of Marty's two marriages that ended in divorce. If he thinks that other people are bad because they divorced, then what his past marriage reveals says so much more about what type of person the Elder Avenger is.

Marty's second marriage victim was a woman named Rebecca (Becci) who now lives in Berkley Michigan. I've never figured out how Marty could ever convince any woman to marry him to begin with but, it appears he pulled it off. Apparently this woman didn't pick up on what a loser Marty really is until it was far too late. Maybe Marty convinced her he was a rich and powerful man because this happened while Marty was spending his parents money faster than they were. Becci missed what should have been a huge red flag that Marty was worthless. While planning their wedding, in an attempt to have a free party, Marty tried to include his wedding reception in an anniversary party his siblings were having for their parents. Of course the siblings refused to let Marty turn a celebration of their parents successful marriage into his wedding reception just because he was too cheap to pay for it himself.

I'm sure it didn't take Becci long to figure out what a total waste of excessive skin Marty Prehn really is. After several years of dealing with Marty, Becci had finally taken all she could of the fat idiot. She left Marty and later filed for divorce. This is when she got another great example of what type of person she had been conned into marrying. In Michigan, a marriage has to last a certain length of time before either party can ask for spousal support in the divorce. Marty began doing what he's now become famous for; dodging service of legal papers. Marty had figured out that if he avoided service long enough, he could ask for spousal support from Becci because she was the only one who actually had a job during the marriage. Marty, being the complete piece of shit we all know him to be, saw an opportunity to find a way to get money from another victim. Fortunately for Becci, process servers caught up to the the running fat ass Mongoose on Valentine's Day before Marty reached his spousal support finish line. Kinda the story of Marty's pathetic life, never manages to finish anything.

As Marty continues his usual attacks on people just for exposing what a lying scam-attempting loser he really is, we are hearing rumors that Marty is once again dodging a process server. Why is Marty running this time? Is it just instinct for the Mongoose to flee anytime someone has a legal summons for him? Is someone finally going to sue Marty for all of the things he does to hurt people? Does law enforcement want to question Marty about his involvement in the crimes committed by Bill Windsor? Whatever it is, Marty must know it can't be good because there are so many things he's guilty of. Marty is doing the same thing he's been doing his entire life - running from the reality of the true idiot loser he has always been and always will be.

Fireworks Marty? You betcha. Fireworks indeed, you hapless dumbass.

A Disgraced Marty Prehn Speaks!

You know, there are certain things in life that we just grow accustomed to, perhaps even take for granted. Those simple blessings - kids playing in the backyard, Pastor knocking it out of the park with a great morning sermon or the missus making a chicken dinner that just can't be beat. Yep. Everything is in its place and God is in His heaven.

Oh, and Marty Prehn is spreading stupid, sexually-laced lies on Facebook.

Just like death and taxes, there are certain things in this world you know are eventually going to happen. One of these things pertains to Marty Prehn. As sure as the earth continues to spin, Marty is going to supply us with lie-filled empty threats on a regular basis. Saturday night, Marty let one of his most moronic threat posts fly on the fugitive Bill Windsor's Facebook page. Welcome back, dumb ass. We've missed you.

Like a swimmer dipping his toe in the pool before jumping in, Marty tested the waters with the seemingly tame threat that he was getting the diabolical Flemshady fired:

"Marty Prehn

Interesting that FLEM SHADY WORKS FOR AT&T. FOR HOW LONG IS THE NEXT MOST LOGICAL QUESTION.

1 · More · Yesterday at 9:42pm"

Personally, I don't really find it all that interesting to learn where Flemshady is currently employed. I'm also not sure who really cares how much longer he will continue working there. Until he retires maybe? Until he finds a different job? Maybe he'll just quit when he gets his big fat check from selling Bill Windsor's house in Georgia. I am certain of one thing, Marty won't be a factor in the answer to that question.

As you can see from the time stamp on Marty's comment, it was made fairly early on a Saturday night. After receiving only one "lemming like" - from himself - and checking this blog numerous times for a reaction, Marty just hadn't received the satisfaction he desired. A few hours and a six pack of Milwaukee's Best later, Marty decides it's time to ramp up his threat and add the lies it needs to become fitting of something coming from the idiot Mongoose. He next posts this lie-filled threat:

"Marty Prehn

Now Flem is sending messages to a married woman with children and talking about his genitals and asking her lewd and disturbing questions. He appears to be obsessed with stalking and harassing people and being sexually graphic and has been told to stop. His employer has been contacted by this woman and the FBI in Florida has been contacted and they have met with her.

1 · More · Today at 1:27a"

While looking through my Facebook news feed the next morning, I noticed an interesting screen shot posted on Flemshady's page. It was a conversation between Sean and Marty's Florida bitch, Carla. It referenced a comment by Marty that made me start checking. Once I found the comments, everything made sense. Here is the conversation Marty is referring to in his comment:

As you can easily see, Marty the idiot has once again showed us just how far he will go to attack someone. I can't see anywhere in this conversation where Sean says anything inappropriate. Any lewd comments were made by the lying buffoon he sent the message to. Marty just doesn't have the intelligence to figure out how utterly moronic it is to post his lies when they are so easy to prove as false. After all the times Marty claims to have screen shots of this and that, he is still stupid enough to think other people don't do likewise.

Marty goes on to finish his lame worthless threat by claiming Flemshady's employer has been contacted. I'm still trying to figure out why Marty thinks his employer should be contacted over a Facebook private message. Should people Marty messages his perverted crap start calling Fergan's Carquest and telling them what a desperate pervert their delivery boy is? Actually, maybe people should give that a try and see what they say. And Marty being, well, Marty, he can't spew a good threat without including a three letter agency in it somewhere.

Several readers have asked me who this Carla woman is. It's really quite simple. Shes a fat, lying, perverted, racist who claims to work with the CIA and FBI. In other words, a female version of Marty who is dumb enough to play his stooge. She is so insignificant, she's really not worth wasting anymore of my time on, so I won't. Cheers, Carla. This blog follows Marty Prehn. Have a nice life.

In closing, it's almost comforting to see Marty make his lie-filled worthless threats once again. The comedic value of his complete stupidity really is priceless. Has anyone here ever seen a bigger idiot in their life? I always heard there were people like Marty out there, but I thought our education system could identify them while they were still school children and give them special attention. Apparently, Marty slipped through the cracks and is still free to roam around in public, despite having a double digit or less IQ.

Yep. Some things in life you just count on...