Marty Prehn Defined

It's Unity Day here at the Chronicles!

Unity in that Marty has figured out that every reader and contributor to this blog is actually the evil Flemshady...

As Marty scrambles to fill the void left in his vapid existence by the departure of Denny's foot and the entire African American community, he's returned to his comfort zone of meaningless threats and wild-ass guesses as to who doesn't believe his endless litany of lies. Sean Fleming's turn has come back in the rotation.

Anyone who reads here knows that Marty's stupidity has no limits. The fact that he repeats his same moronic spew over and over, despite the overwhelming evidence that he's clueless or lying, just confirms he's too stupid to learn. Recently, Marty has spent most of his fantasy Facebook life trying to retool his true self. While he's searching for a new sucker to support him, he's tried the appear to be a caring, nice guy who just wants to help others and make the world a better place. Unfortunately, the Mongoose just doesn't have the self discipline nor mental capacity to keep the real Marty tamped down for long. The bitter, attention-starved lying idiot always manages to rear its ugly, bulbous head. After a few days of refraining from attacking, threatening or just advertising for his "cyber stalker", Marty can't control himself any longer and out comes the moron we love to laugh at so much!

While jumping back on the Bill Windsor short bus this morning, Marty got carried away and let the following idiocy spill out of his feeble mind:

"Marty Prehn 1 hr · My cyber stalker just does not get it. He can change his name on fb all he wants but his true identity us known whether it is spam on or Semper-Fi wife or Semper-Fi wife life. They are all the same people in violation of Judge Lisa Gorceka's order for Flem Shady not to cyber stalk me or contact anyone in order to slander or defame me." 

At least he almost spelled the judge's name correctly this time. It's Gorcyca, you retard!

I would say this is one of the dumbest comments Marty has ever made, but we all have witnessed much higher levels of stupidity from this idiot. However, that's not to say that comment isn't extremely moronic. According to this statement, Marty says Fleming is using the names Spam on (Spamanon) and Semper Fi Wife on Facebook. I've searched Facebook every way I know how and have been unable to find accounts in either of those names. Both of those people do comment quite frequently on this blog, though. Has Marty become so confused about how Facebook and blogs work that he thinks they're the same thing? There really is a world beyond your pathetic Facebook life, you blundering idiot. His confusion does sorta explain why Marty claims he got the IP addresses for commenters on this blog from Facebook. Not really. Let's face it. Marty wouldn't know what to do with anything longer than a couple of digits, anyway.

Another moronic aspect of this comment speaks to Marty's great investigative skills. Every person has their own writing style. It seems rather easy to tell each commenter from others. Even when a regular commenter uses an anonymous signature, it's obvious to me and practically everyone else who they really are. How can a man who is/was a Special Agent for several different three letter agencies think that all the comments made by the names he has given are the same person? Anyone with half an ounce of intelligence could tell those comments are made by very different people. I guess that explains why Marty can't figure it out.

The next part of this comment really is classic Marty. The Mongoose just has to drop the name of the judge that presided over the great PPO showdown between Marty and Fleming and once again gives his distorted opinion of what she said. This is obviously Marty's attempt at a threat to report Fleming to the judge. When will Marty figure out that everyone knows this threat is like all the others and, indeed, Marty himself - WORTHLESS! Even Marty isn't dumb enough to let himself be forced to prove the lies he told under oath. Marty has never offered any proof of anything he's ever claimed and  as usual, he can't do it in this case either. That's the pitfall of being full of shit.

It also appears to me that Marty believes he can use what the judge said in that hearing as a magic blanket to cover every person who points out what an idiot he is. Apparently, Marty is just going to claim that anyone who critiques his stupidity has to be Fleming or one of Fleming's "accomplices". The problem with this latest Mongoose legal strategy is that the Bill Windsor approach just doesn't work. Before they let Marty "slap the cuffs" on Fleming, he's going to have to supply more evidence than "I'm a national elder advocate, special agent and I said so". Yeah, start your lie with fake credentials, Marty. Puts everything you say afterwards in its proper perspective.

As I lay down in bed tonight to go to sleep, I'll say a little prayer:

"Please, Blog Gods above, give Marty the courage to return to court and attempt to have charges brought against Fleming." 

That would be, by far, the dumbest thing the Mongoose has ever done. And that's saying a lot!