2Phat Prehn vs Flemshady: Epilogue

Greetings to all of our loyal CoM readers and a special shout out to our newest fan, Matt Drudge.

I'm sure everyone reading today knows what yesterday was - the great PPO hearing between 2Phat Prehn and Flemshady. The lies and threats leading up to this hearing were very entertaining to say the least. While we chose not to send an operative into the courtroom for the actual hearing, we did have a crew outside to record Marty's parade of witnesses. As expected, Marty was alone and looking quite terrified and sweaty. I can only assume Carla's police escort to court was stuck in traffic or delayed by a few donut stops. Either that or she was sidetracked spreading her cheer to the Muslim community in Dearborn. Regardless of the reason, she was not present. Go figure.

Not having anyone inside the courtroom

to report on what happened during the hearing has left us to either speculate or simply examine the various Mongoose droppings. 

After several Facebook messages to Sean Fleming asking what happened, I received back a simple no comment from him. But have no fear, CoMmies, we all know that Marty and his perverted stooge Carla would never be able to keep their mouths shut. It's common knowledge that those two are completely unable to control their Facebook diarrhea and it was only a matter of time until that expected stupidity was back on display. Carla fired the opening shot with this public communiqué to her bulbous, piss-soaked partner in crime:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer Marty Prehn

1 hr · Plant City, FL · 

Congratulations Marty Prehn. The judge really threw the book at your and my cyberstalker and deviant pathological liar Sean. That judge is awesome."

This comment is pretty much the standard idiocy these morons use all the time. Carla tried to act like she was at the hearing but she didn't bother to change her location when she started lying. And as for her claim that the judge threw the book at Flemshady, we all know Marty would be screaming from the rooftops, or at least the 7-11 parking lot, about his great victory. It just didn't happen. Marty then gives us a hint at what might have actually happened at the hearing:

"Marty Prehn

We need to avoid any reference to who you are referring to and move on and let the ongoing investigation into the alleged cyber stalking take its course. There was an admission of being the individual that contacted the secret service against you and new information of the suicide death of another victims son from the Grand Rapids area as a result of relentless harassment and intimidation. Again let's let law enforcement and the judicial system do their jobs. But yes I am pleased with today's outcome and believe that my integrity has been restored.

Like · More · 1 hour ago"

This Mongoose comment gives us a little insight into the results of yesterday's hearing. Marty starts out by telling Carla they need to avoid referencing Sean. In my humble opinion, that could only be the result of the judge telling Marty to shut up and leave Flemshady alone. Nothing short of a court order could make Marty attempt to tamp down his idiocy. I would also think that if Carla was at the hearing to see the judge "throw the book" at Sean, she wouldn't need Marty to tell her not to reference Sean on his page. You know it didn't go well for Elder Dawg if he is telling the stooge he sent after Sean to now move on. Calling your mutt off now, Marty?

The next portion of this comment is exactly what we've come to expect from the Mongoose. Another threat of an investigation into someone who hurt his whittle feelings. How many pending investigations has this idiot prattled on about the last couple of years? Has there ever been a single arrest, or anything at all, that was the result of an investigation Marty claimed was ongoing? Silly questions. Our keen readers know the answers.

Another part of this comment is straight out of the "Marty is a Big Fat Liar Playbook". Once again, Marty tries to blame a suicide on one of his "cyber stalkers". If these people who Marty claims are stalking him are so powerful they make people commit suicide, then why haven't they caused Marty to do the same?  Some things will just never change. Or maybe he's actually trying to eat himself to death. If you've taken a gander at who he's been sleeping with, you know he does seem to have a death wish of sorts. Regardless, I'm sure it's just another example of Marty trying to slander his target with a baseless claim.

The last part of this comment really highlights the joy Marty brings to us all. I was overtaken with uncontrollable laughter when I saw Marty say he thought his integrity had been restored! That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen the dumb ass Mongoose type!  Read it again with me, CoMmies:

"But yes I am pleased with today's outcome and believe that my integrity has been restored."

Does Marty even know what the word integrity means? Wouldn't Marty have had to possess some integrity to lose and then have restored? How can a proven serial liar even mention his integrity? Marty, you've never had integrity and you never will. People who've known you for your entire worthless life - family and an entire graduating class - are gasping for air from laughing!

At this point in time Marty, your best bet would be to shut up, give up, and return to your life as a bottom feeding loser who will never be anything more than a waste of excessive skin. You dodged a figurative bullet yesterday, as the judge was tired of looking at you and didn't want to see you back.  Don't push it.

And as for Carla: How desperate are you for friendship of any sort that you would stoop so low and play into Marty Prehn's pathetic lifestyle?

So that's it, CoMmies. Check back often, as the list of people Marty pisses off grows like a convoy of cars down Gratiot on a Saturday night...

More Mongoose Stupidity

Please click on the picture for some delightful hold music while you wait!

Marty Prehn's Waterloo - Cover Blown!

It's another great day for everyone here at CoM. The real advocate Gods have once again shot down the worlds biggest fake advocate. Or Marty's stupid, creepy, stalker, loathsome real personality rose up and kicked him in the nuts again. Either way, we can all enjoy laughing at this idiot once again.

Yes readers, that's a screen shot of a Facebook post written by Marty's latest infatuation. He once again attempted to not only insert himself in a story he picked up on, but completely take over and claim credit for this woman's hard work. You can read the comment above and know exactly who she is referring to without her having to write his name. It has the stamp (or should I say business card) of the Mongoose all over it. This was predicted in our previous article but it happened in record time. Marty should have stuck to scamming senile old ladies like Florence Iverson!

This is yet another example of Marty's fake advocacy work. The lazy dumb ass sits on the couch trolling media websites on Linda's iPhone. When he finds a local story that is getting any media coverage, he suddenly becomes an advocate for whatever the topic may be. Think deed restrictions in Berkley. Hell, think of the bad storms Detroit had last year when Marty drove around looking for fallen trees and news crews to be a Storm Advocate! Marty manages to make contact with one of the players in any story, in this case a young mother who's child was abused, and then starts claiming he's been involved with the topic since it began. First comes the lame song dedications. Then the "guardian angel" crap commences like clockwork - very predictable to us trained CoMmies. In reality, he's done nothing more than try to take credit for any work that's been done and try to divert the media attention to himself. This is the classic Elder Avenger approach to his "good works". This is a textbook example of the media starved idiot once again trying desperately to be something more than a moronic delivery boy for Carquest in Eastpointe, MI. Sorry Marty, some things are never going to change! Unless, of course, Fergan fires your ass for spending company time making an ass of yourself, his business and his fat daughter.

How sick must Marty be to continue to try to exploit any person or cause he can just for his own media attention? You can see from Erica's comment that he followed the same pattern he always does. Show up at a court hearing, introduce himself as an advocate, then start stalking the person as soon as he leaves the courtroom. He found her on Facebook, starts sending repeated messages, get personal (pervy), then starts claiming to be her agent and the behind the scenes leader. What kind of demented lunatic does this repeatedly? We'll, we know it's a mental case like Marty of course. At least Terri Schiavo and Robin Williams aren't around to deal with him. Joan Rivers dodged that bullet somehow, but he certainly hinted at it at a SCS City Council meeting.

I know we all laugh at Marty about his idiotic attempts for attention but there is a dark side to this. Erica mentions he found her home address. Why would Marty need this young woman's address. Has he already begun driving by her home several times a day? How long until his infatuation got the best of him and he stops and knocks on her door? What reason would he have for being at her home and what is his plan if she happened to open the door for him? Thank goodness this woman saw Marty for who he really is quickly. Kudos, Erica. Your son has a pretty sharp mother. We wish both of you prayers and continued success.

I'll close this article with the end of another comment Erica made to a media member who had "discredited" Marty in a previous comment.

"And thank you for looking out for me with this Marty guy. I've alerted the prosecutor on Wyatt's case about him too. This guy has gotten her attention and not in a good way."

Looks like Marty might finally be supplying us with those courtroom "fireworks" he keeps promising!

Dream Cruisin' and Picnic Crashin' Marty Prehn

Gentle CoMmies;

You know you've been waiting for your favorite guilty pleasure. 

Coming off the heals of Marty's latest embarrassment at the big Protection Order flop, readers have been concerned that Marty may have been "tamped down" for an extended period of time.  Fear not. Marty's stupidity knows no shame and he was merely carefully selecting his next target.  He only needed gas money to drive a couple of miles south from the Vinsetta Garage Parcalypse to the friendly Ferndale High School Reunion Picnic and Woodward Dream Cruise event.

"Does anyone remember Sean D. Fleming from Madison Heights? He claims he went to Ferndale High but I don't recall what year he graduated. Does anyone remember him or have any school pictures of him? Let me know. Thanks."

As you can see from this comment, Marty has again become obsessed with Flemshady. Why would Marty post this on Sean's high school reunion page? Has Marty's lust for Sean finally devolved to fantasies of him dressed as a school girl and he's desperately searching for childhood photos as a panacea?

Like Linda Fergan Bowery, Flemshady hasn't learned to never feed a stray mongoose or it'll never leave. Sean responds in kind and finds the following Thursday Threatdown©, continuing through the night into a Flameout Friday©:

"Marty Prehn
To Mr. Sean D. Fleming. What part of I DO NOT WANT YOU TO CONTACT ME IN ANY WAY< SHAPE OR FORM DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND. THIS IS AGAIN ANOTHER CEASE AND DESIST DEMAND. STOP HARASSING ME AND TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME. People do NOT get honorably discharged from the army just because they have big lips, big nostrils and a severe case of acme. You have been told several times NOT to make contact with me and yet you continue to do so in violation of Michigan CYBER STALKING laws."

This is so incredibly stupid I had to read it a few times before my I.Q. adjusted low enough to comprehend how stupid it is. Marty goes on Sean's high school picnic sight requesting info and photos of Sean, and when Sean responds, Marty starts crying "cease and desist, quit contacting me you cyberstalker!" That is in the top five of the dumbest Marty comments ever, or at least what we've found... today, that is...  Marty comments on Sean's appearance and military service, all after seeking info on Sean, but Sean is a cyberstalker for responding. I doubt I'll ever be dumb enough to figure out that logic. This is all from National Veteran's Advocate, Marty "Blood and Guts" Prehn, no less.

Sean then responds with a very direct and to the point comment:

"Sean D. Fleming
Marty your in no need of my photos or any other information about me. I ask you to stop. I consider your inquires of my military service not your business. Don't not contact my employer any further your communications is unwanted."

Of course, any form of logical rebuttal to Marty's stupidity only initiates even more Marty bile:

"Marty Prehn
Your employer AT&T was very interested in your internet activities while on the job and your continued harassment against me and Bill Windsor. I encourage everyone to go to the Marty Prehn Chronicles, the Joey is a little kid HATE blog and look at all of the images that Flem-Flam has posted about me and the stupid and slanderous YOU TUBE videos and the threats made against me and the people he has called and trying to interfere with me personal and professional life. Time to serve Sean D. Fleming with a PPO on Saturday with the cameras rolling. You were told to STOP. AND WITH A COURT ORDER YOU WILL."

Marty starts this comment by confirming his harassment of Sean has reached a new level. Marty admits he has contacted Sean's workplace in an attempt to get him fired. Yet Marty claims Sean is threatening him. Then Marty is nice enough throw in a plug for this blog. Unfortunately, his mental deficiencies still preclude him from ever getting the name of this blog correct. I'm not going to bother to tell him the right name anymore. It's obvious he isn't capable of learning it.

I am starting to get a little offended at Marty. Sean has nothing to do with this blog other than the occasional comment, yet Marty constantly credits others. Cease and Desist, Marty! Neither Fleming, Robin, Guy, Marlene nor MVZ are responsible for this blog!

And in the greatest Marty tradition of all, he ends his comment with the now expected PPO threat. How many times can this imbecile claim to have a PPO to serve on Sean? This is the 4th time I remember seeing this same threat the last couple of months. Didn't Marty learn anything from his embarrassment after all his big failed claims last week? If Big Vexi couldn't get a PPO, why in the world would Marty even consider claiming he has one yet again?

Yet he continues:

"Sure it does as it will EXPOSE Sean D. Fleming as the cyber stalker that he is. The Troy Police the Oakland County Sheriff's department, the Michigan State Police and the Michigan Attorney Generals office have cyber stalker Sean D. Fleming on their radar for his internet and you tube activities. I am NOT promoting the hate blogs but am EXPOSING THEM to the public and law enforcement. Sean D. Fleming called and left a message for Bill Laitner who is a reporter for the Detroit Free Press and left a voice message and a telephone number that confirms that he was the person that called. Slander and liable and death threats are NOT protected under the 1st amendment of free speech. Again STOP contacting me as it is unwanted and causes a reasonable person to be concerned with their personal safety and that of their friends and family."

"Yes I have. Sean D. Fleming will be put under oath as he will be ordered to appear and testify at his next PPO hearing in Macomb County."

"And since Sean D. FLEMLING is NOT my attorney he cannot Advise me of anything. He did the very thing you speak of when he contacted Therera West and several other people to try to damage my reputation by his unwanted comments that were made to harass me and try to intimidate me and threaten me. Wrong guy to do that to."

In closing, I'd really like to know whose cameras will be rolling? Is TMZ and the paparazzi following Marty's every move again? Is Linda going to be there with her iPhone recording another Marty triumph? Or will it just be Marty with his Obama flip phone trying to get more pictures of Sean's ass and big lips for use later when he makes it back to Linda's and a fresh bottle of motion lotion? 

This story is evolving, CoMmies. Updates will be posted in the comments, so keep checking in.

April Fools Marty!

As I'm sure everyone has realized by now, the previous article was an April Fools joke. As long as Marty continues to do all of his usual idiotic stuff, we'll be here to point it out. 

There were a lot of disappointed people in Michigan today. Marty had promised several people the Sheriff would be passing out PPO's to people. I know I as well as several others were really looking forward to receiving a gift from Marty. Maybe Marty was unable to come up with those pesky fees just like when he tried to get one on his brother. Were Flo and Linda tapped out from buying Marty a new XXXXXL wardrobe?

As of right now we find ourselves waiting for Marty's next outburst of stupidity. He's resorted to posting old blog articles about another blog that he still is trying to blame on MVZ. Will he ever be able to let go of his stubborn belief that Megan is behind all things evil? Does he keep insisting everything is her fault so he has an excuse to give Linda for continuing to watch the FBI stuffed animal masturbation tapes? 

Happy April Fools Day to all of our loyal readers. And remember, when it comes to Marty, every day is fools day.