Dream Cruisin' and Picnic Crashin' Marty Prehn

Gentle CoMmies;

You know you've been waiting for your favorite guilty pleasure. 

Coming off the heals of Marty's latest embarrassment at the big Protection Order flop, readers have been concerned that Marty may have been "tamped down" for an extended period of time.  Fear not. Marty's stupidity knows no shame and he was merely carefully selecting his next target.  He only needed gas money to drive a couple of miles south from the Vinsetta Garage Parcalypse to the friendly Ferndale High School Reunion Picnic and Woodward Dream Cruise event.

"Does anyone remember Sean D. Fleming from Madison Heights? He claims he went to Ferndale High but I don't recall what year he graduated. Does anyone remember him or have any school pictures of him? Let me know. Thanks."

As you can see from this comment, Marty has again become obsessed with Flemshady. Why would Marty post this on Sean's high school reunion page? Has Marty's lust for Sean finally devolved to fantasies of him dressed as a school girl and he's desperately searching for childhood photos as a panacea?

Like Linda Fergan Bowery, Flemshady hasn't learned to never feed a stray mongoose or it'll never leave. Sean responds in kind and finds the following Thursday Threatdown©, continuing through the night into a Flameout Friday©:

"Marty Prehn
To Mr. Sean D. Fleming. What part of I DO NOT WANT YOU TO CONTACT ME IN ANY WAY< SHAPE OR FORM DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND. THIS IS AGAIN ANOTHER CEASE AND DESIST DEMAND. STOP HARASSING ME AND TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME. People do NOT get honorably discharged from the army just because they have big lips, big nostrils and a severe case of acme. You have been told several times NOT to make contact with me and yet you continue to do so in violation of Michigan CYBER STALKING laws."

This is so incredibly stupid I had to read it a few times before my I.Q. adjusted low enough to comprehend how stupid it is. Marty goes on Sean's high school picnic sight requesting info and photos of Sean, and when Sean responds, Marty starts crying "cease and desist, quit contacting me you cyberstalker!" That is in the top five of the dumbest Marty comments ever, or at least what we've found... today, that is...  Marty comments on Sean's appearance and military service, all after seeking info on Sean, but Sean is a cyberstalker for responding. I doubt I'll ever be dumb enough to figure out that logic. This is all from National Veteran's Advocate, Marty "Blood and Guts" Prehn, no less.

Sean then responds with a very direct and to the point comment:

"Sean D. Fleming
Marty your in no need of my photos or any other information about me. I ask you to stop. I consider your inquires of my military service not your business. Don't not contact my employer any further your communications is unwanted."

Of course, any form of logical rebuttal to Marty's stupidity only initiates even more Marty bile:

"Marty Prehn
Your employer AT&T was very interested in your internet activities while on the job and your continued harassment against me and Bill Windsor. I encourage everyone to go to the Marty Prehn Chronicles, the Joey is a little kid HATE blog and look at all of the images that Flem-Flam has posted about me and the stupid and slanderous YOU TUBE videos and the threats made against me and the people he has called and trying to interfere with me personal and professional life. Time to serve Sean D. Fleming with a PPO on Saturday with the cameras rolling. You were told to STOP. AND WITH A COURT ORDER YOU WILL."

Marty starts this comment by confirming his harassment of Sean has reached a new level. Marty admits he has contacted Sean's workplace in an attempt to get him fired. Yet Marty claims Sean is threatening him. Then Marty is nice enough throw in a plug for this blog. Unfortunately, his mental deficiencies still preclude him from ever getting the name of this blog correct. I'm not going to bother to tell him the right name anymore. It's obvious he isn't capable of learning it.

I am starting to get a little offended at Marty. Sean has nothing to do with this blog other than the occasional comment, yet Marty constantly credits others. Cease and Desist, Marty! Neither Fleming, Robin, Guy, Marlene nor MVZ are responsible for this blog!

And in the greatest Marty tradition of all, he ends his comment with the now expected PPO threat. How many times can this imbecile claim to have a PPO to serve on Sean? This is the 4th time I remember seeing this same threat the last couple of months. Didn't Marty learn anything from his embarrassment after all his big failed claims last week? If Big Vexi couldn't get a PPO, why in the world would Marty even consider claiming he has one yet again?

Yet he continues:

"Sure it does as it will EXPOSE Sean D. Fleming as the cyber stalker that he is. The Troy Police the Oakland County Sheriff's department, the Michigan State Police and the Michigan Attorney Generals office have cyber stalker Sean D. Fleming on their radar for his internet and you tube activities. I am NOT promoting the hate blogs but am EXPOSING THEM to the public and law enforcement. Sean D. Fleming called and left a message for Bill Laitner who is a reporter for the Detroit Free Press and left a voice message and a telephone number that confirms that he was the person that called. Slander and liable and death threats are NOT protected under the 1st amendment of free speech. Again STOP contacting me as it is unwanted and causes a reasonable person to be concerned with their personal safety and that of their friends and family."

"Yes I have. Sean D. Fleming will be put under oath as he will be ordered to appear and testify at his next PPO hearing in Macomb County."

"And since Sean D. FLEMLING is NOT my attorney he cannot Advise me of anything. He did the very thing you speak of when he contacted Therera West and several other people to try to damage my reputation by his unwanted comments that were made to harass me and try to intimidate me and threaten me. Wrong guy to do that to."

In closing, I'd really like to know whose cameras will be rolling? Is TMZ and the paparazzi following Marty's every move again? Is Linda going to be there with her iPhone recording another Marty triumph? Or will it just be Marty with his Obama flip phone trying to get more pictures of Sean's ass and big lips for use later when he makes it back to Linda's and a fresh bottle of motion lotion? 

This story is evolving, CoMmies. Updates will be posted in the comments, so keep checking in.