Marty Prehn: Nonsense Server

It's another great day here at CoM. It's Friday again and as all of you CoMmies know, that can only mean one thing. Yes, you guessed correctly, it's once again Flameout Friday©!   [queue laughter SOT]

Marty got a head start on Flameout Friday© this week. He actually got started on Thursday night. For the sake of saving bandwidth, I'll summarize his comments from before midnight first.

Marty posted a mysterious comment on Big Vexi's page last night referencing some sad news. After being totally ignored by the Lawless Lemmings, Big Vexi was forced to comment. The big sad news was Sean Fleming being served to appear at a Personal Protection Order (PPO) hearing on the 6th that Marty claims somehow involves him. As to be expected from our moronic Special Agent, Marty couldn't resist staking a claim to being a key player in this non event.

Marty Prehn
"Bill you should see how long the arms are of this process server. I wonder if this is where the term THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW COMES FROM? Hopefully criminal charges will be added as well both at the local, state and federal levels."

As you can see, Marty will claim to be whatever fits the moment. When did Marty become a process server? I can't help but see this comment as Marty trying to claim he is the person who served Sean. We all know that's not true. The only thing Marty serves is himself another plate full of food at a funeral buffet for someone he doesn't know.

The great news that Marty's hero and man crush had served Sean seemed to send Marty off into his fantasy world yet again. He begain posting comments on Big Vexi's page throughout the night. The more he commented, the more involved and important he became. You see Marty's standard claims surface in this comment:

Marty Prehn
"Sort of like a scene out of the movie JAWS. Looks like we are going to need a bigger courtroom as it will be over owing with media and witnesses and court watchers. Press conference scheduled for 12 noon. In front of the courthouse or maybe in front of the sheriffs office and get a statement from Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard about going after and prosecuting cyber stalkers."

This simple PPO hearing for a man from Texas against Sean Fleming, who lives in Detroit, has suddenly grown so large it won't fit in a courtroom. Marty's typical claim of great media coverage has gotten so old. The local media he stalks while trying to get his name in the news, consider him the village idiot. I can't say I would disagree with them.

My favorite part of this Marty spew is his claiming there will be a press conference. As Marty's usual press conference location is unavailable due to an unresolved Slim Jim debt at 7-11, he's naturally confused about where he'll address the media hoard that will be begging for a statement from the Mongoose. It'll either be in front of the courthouse or the Sheriff's Department. I hope he updates this statement when he finalizes the location. I'd hate for Big Vexi to miss it, otherwise that would leave Marty standing alone somewhere and he won't even be able to drown his sorrows with a Slurpee.

After Marty is unable to get any form of a reaction from the Lawless Lemmings because even they can recognize complete bullshit when they see it, he takes his manic rants to his own page. Marty blessed us with this post:

Marty Prehn
"Is there a difference between a going to be and a wanna be? Sean D. Fleming is going to be EXPOSED FOR THE CYBER STALKER THAT HE IS on Wednesday August 6, 2014 at 1:30 pm at the Oakland County Courthouse. If you live in the area please attend a news conference at 12 pm with myself and Nikl Windsor and other victims of this emotionally disturbed individual and his other cyber stalkers from the hate groups Joey is a little kid and the Marty Prehn Chronicles. I am hoping that Jeff Vaughn, Taryn Asher, Mara MacDonald, Bill Laitner, Jamie Cook and the other Metro Detroit tv stations come and do stories about how this coward of a man has willfully and knowing posted things on the internet with the intention or harassing, stalking and trying to intimidate and humiliate and causing reasonable people to become fearful of their lives including death threats that he latter claims was a challenge to do rap songs along 8 mile and that is what he meant when he said he would TEAR BILL WINDSOR APART WITH HIS BARE HANDS. Looking at Sean D. Fleming reminds me of the character from the Hunchback of Notre Dame and I believe that Bill Windsor will be requesting that Sean D. Fleming be ordered to a mental faculty in Oakland County for a 72 hour mental evaluation because this guy the a whack job just like several other people who post on these hate blogs and law enforcement is now working with us to hold those accountable who cyber stalk and interfere with the personal lives of people on the internet and know no boundaries or what is crossing the line as to what is acceptable behavior and what is free speech and what is hate speech and harassment."

This comment contains many of Marty's standard claims. Death threats, insults, mental evaluations, names of the local media, but one thing is different. He quotes Sean fleming as saying. "TEAR BILL WINDSOR APART WITH HIS BARE HANDS.". Marty had to add the "bare hands" part to make it sound more threatening. I can't remember Marty ever adding words to a quote so it better served his purpose. Has the Mongoose evolved his tactics to the advanced stage of altering another persons words to bolster his claims?

Of course we have another invite to Marty's big press conference with an undetermined location. I picture mobs of people running around Oakland County in search of the great Elder Dog saying a few words.

The most sickening part of this comment is the end. Is Marty really trying to say he knows what acceptable comments on the Internet are. Does this mean it's ok to wish death on your nieces and nephews or mock a 14 year old girl and Marty's perceived and distorted view of how much she should weigh, but pointing out Marty is a dumb ass loser is somehow crossing a line? Only in the demented mind of a never has been, never will be, mooching schmuck.

The most important but fitting comment made during these last few hours of Mongoose spew were provided by a Lawless Lemming. During Marty's victory tour all over Big Vexi's page, we found this:

Sharon Stephens
Who is Marty Prehn???
Yesterday at 11:20pm

It's good to know that in this crazy world we live in, some things never change.  

Sharon, dear, he's the Regional Director and Chief Media Relations Manager/Process Server and star of your upcoming blockbuster movie.

Silly lemming.