Taming of the Shrew Mongoose

While California digs out from their earthquake and Detroit cleans up after record flooding, the wrath of God and Marty being mocked is clearly evident. We're still trying to figure out who Marty's pissed at in Liberia, causing that Ebola outbreak.

Without a good weekend spew from the Mongoose, I'm left with this question: Has Marty finally been "tamped down" for good? With the exception of one little mini tirade, Marty hasn't been heard from since his embarrassing adventure on the Ferndale High School picnic page. He was in not-so-rare Marty form in his comments there. All of his great threats were on display for public consumption and ridicule. Another PPO promise came and went with the passing of that picnic. And as everyone has come to expect, absolutely nothing happened. Has the great Elder Dawg finally shamed himself into silence?

Marty has never made it this long without attempting to scare or threaten someone. Even the great Domestic Violence trial came and went without a solid Marty meltdown. If it weren't for his around the clock checking of this blog from his flip phone, I would worry something had happened to our favorite idiot. What could possibly be going on that would finally shut Marty up? His silence is not the result of another Facebook suspension, as he's a pro at dealing with those. Has the Mongoose finally tired of being humiliated by his own words? 

It was obvious Marty thought Big Vexi's arrival in Oakland County was going to be his big can of whoop ass on us. It was a PPO hearing against one unrelated and insignificant person to this blog, but Marty's tot-like mind seemed to think the results would keep us from journaling his life events. As you can see, he was very wrong about that. Marty had already started celebrating our imminent demise, but the party was short lived. After his ThreatDown on the picnic page did nothing more than cause laughter, was Marty finally broken? 

Now that he's been left by Big Vexi to fend for himself, what will he use to evoke fear in his targets? He no longer has a court case to set the stage for all the arrests he's coordinating with the FBI, CIA, DOJ and others.  He can't use home inspections as a way to claim to get revenge on Robin and Guy - they passed those with flying colors. After Grizzly Adams and Betty White were contacted by us about the Nationally Televised Elder Abuse/Team Chism Reunion, suddenly those claims stopped. Has the Mongoose finally run out of threats and promises that were obvious lies? Has Elder Dawg reached the breaking point of a life that was all make believe? Has Marty finally accepted the fact that, other than Flo, the world has caught on that he was never more than a con and fraud? 

Of course we haven't seen the last of Marty. It's only a matter of time until he returns as a retooled superhero. His entire life is devoted to trying to make himself a relevant public figure through whatever lie he has to tell. He'll be back with a new scam where he is even more "larger than life" than he claimed to be in the past. 

And we'll still be here to point out that the only thing larger than his enormous gut is his unending stream of lies.