Greetings, faithful readers. Thanks again for joining us in covering the unbelievable stupidity of Marty Prehn. The entire staff here at CoM decided we needed a vacation from the stress that reporting on the Mongoose can cause. The sifting through the lies and abject stupidity had jaded us all and we took a corporate training sabbatical in Vegas, so the timing couldn't have been better for Marty's latest Facebook timeout. The break was needed and well deserved. That being said, I'll use one of Marty's catch phrases, "now is the time and the time is now!"
The much anticipated end of Elder Dawg's suspension is Monday July 20th. Every reader here knows what is sure to come on Monday - lies and stupidity of Mongoose proportions! Marty will have plenty of pent up rage to spew all over Facebook and threats galore will be flying as the idiot makes up for lost time. I can only imagine how many 20 year prison sentences Marty will personally guarantee are coming soon. Numerous PPO's waiting to be served. And the always soon to come "fireworks"! Let the idiocy commence!
After Marty finishes threatening half of the country with investigations by every law enforcement agency that has a badge, he'll then be able to resume his fantasy Facebook life. These suspensions must be really hard on the Mongoose. Marty spends 30 days stuck in the reality of his meaningless, lonely existence. Now he will once again be free to dream of recognition, respect, and importance! The one-man hype machine will crank up and get busy promoting his fake advocacy, imaginary events, and new friendships with anyone who has been in the news lately. Will Marty's return make the front page of USA Today, or will Marty have to settle for page three?
Marty is also really way behind in his promotion of MVP Productions. Isn't there supposed to be a Marty organized "Unity Night" at a Detroit Tiger's game soon? What about the Tiger's retirement party at the lake cottage in August? How many $50 tickets have been purchased so far? I also wonder about all the MVP summer camps with every pro sports league that Marty announced were coming. Summer is half way over Marty, don't you need to tell us when and where these camps will be taking place? My kids were really looking forward to those!
I have so many unanswered questions that Marty can address as soon as his suspension is over. When will the Tigers retire Denny's number? Are they going to un-retire Sparky Anderson's number so that they can retire it again under one of your favorite players name? How many of your events will the Ilitch family be funding, in spite of your previous attacks on them? Will Marty be able to suppress his hatred of Muslims in order to get on the news while supporting a Muslim activist? Is Pete Lucido's office you set up on the floor of your parent's cottage up and running? I can't wait to hear about Marty's progress in all of these areas, including his surveillance of the evil Flemshady.
I'll close this brief report now because I'll be working all weekend preparing for the dump truck full of Mongoose droppings that will be spread over Facebook starting on Monday. I'm sure Marty will be in classic Mongoose lying form.
Brace yourselves, CoMmies, the Bullshit Tsunami is heading our way!
*** No disrespect intended to the actually developmentally disabled.
Oh Dear Lord! Monday? As if Monday's weren't unpleasant enough already!
ReplyDeleteThank you Mr Tuttle for the advance warning! I'm glad you took a trip! Vegas? Bob would so approve!
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Oh, isn't there a SCS meeting this Monday too? I wouldn't be surprised if he goes there on his first mission to unleash his tantrum. He'll more than likely tell tall tales about how he was denied the right to post his slander on FB, forgetting of course to mention WHY he was put in a time out in the first place.
ReplyDeleteSMH--the quiet didn't last long enough!!
Damn Tuttle, corporate training in Vegas? Revenue must be up for you to spring for that. Maybe I should put in an application to start working there again.
ReplyDeleteBob!
DeleteWhy haven't you returned my calls?
Is it because I'm black?
Sweat much, Marty?
DeletePoor Marty.
ReplyDeleteAt least he didn't need to explain all of his failed/fake events.
Not that he ever does. Flo is the only one who pays attention and she has the memory of a goldfish...
Flea with ADHD, bless her heart.
DeleteGood thing Marty calls to remind her about his monthly check, walks her through writing out P-R-E-H-N and how to lick a stamp, then stays on the phone until he hears the mailbox lid close...
DeleteSo does anyone have the translator to the Mongooslian language? Hot off the press from the Mongooslain Press is the bastardized-in-post from July 17th, that says "THE IS WGAT A CYBER STALKER LOOKS LIKE.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is "THE IS WGAT?"
Never mind...it's really not that important.
It's easy. You see, everything Marty writes is a total lie and a complete fabrication, with a hefty helping of stupid thrown in.
DeleteYou'll get the hang of it. I suggest you take it slowly. It hurts my head sometimes.
It's sorta like "Carny", but without the elegance...
Welcome back from vacation and thanks for the heads up about Monday. Marty is so much like a toilet, always stinks and is full of shit and just when you think you finally have fixed it from overflowing with shit .... Splat, splatter Splat it (the toilet & Marty) overflows with crap,again.
ReplyDeleteNot strange at all, really.
DeleteA) Marty is incredibly stupid.
B) He desperately wants to be accepted by anyone.
C) Doesn't really matter. Everyone but Flo and possibly Linda eventually figures him out.
There are pages devoted to organizations that have banned him. He's used to it.
Marty will support any cause that might have a chance at getting news coverage.
DeleteEvery "cause" turns on him, usually in a week or so. Month, tops.
DeleteI find it interesting that Fleming is Jewish and Marty is part German. Marty is support an originally anti-Jewish Movement. http://www.metrotimes.com/detroit/a-new-breed-of-panther/Content?oid=2181373 This is a great article here explaining it. One would think that Melinn would not support Marty because he enjoins with groups that have historically been against Jews.Then again Melinn is a "Messianic Jew" which is not really one who supports the Jewish Religion.
DeleteAnon @11:22 That Minister is doing a good job combating Crime and uplifting Detroit.
Delete@11:28 Agreed. Just putting things in a perspective. That group is doing good works.
DeleteThis retard just can't help himself...
ReplyDelete"Marty Prehn
What color and I like the convertible version that I rode in the Cruisin' Gratiot Parade. A REALLY nice car. Maybe Kevin can find one at the CHEVROLET museum that he can give you. Did you see tg at CHEVROLET Was no longer the main sponsor of FREEDOM HILL? Denny send me the x-rays of your leg and foot after your 1st surgery with the pins and the screws. Good luck with your follow up surgery later to day.
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Marty Prehn
When we get your number 17 retired from the Tigers I will have you driven around the outfield and to the pitchers mound in this beauty if the owner is in town. This car was like showroom new and was the car that you were to ride in had you been able to come to the Eastpointe Cruisin' Gratiot Cruise. Maybe Barry will buy you this one for Christmas or your 72nd birthday.
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DeleteHe was tied u poo with school but I met your other main man at the neighborhood forum and working with I me to lay down the plans. I will be sending an email to all interested parties and sponsors including yourself as to the dates and times.
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Marty Prehn
With the deputy mayor and Tiger events people to make this happen. And Denny would LOVE to be on your show. Thanks for the invite.
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Marty Prehn
Denny McLain never met a radio mic or a tv camera that he did not like. Lol
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Marty Prehn
Malik it would be great to interview Denny and discuss how the 1968 Detroit Tigers brought UNITY to a war torn community after the 1967 Detroit riots.
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Isn't this a huge red flag?
Delete"Denny send me the x-rays of your leg and foot after your 1st surgery with the pins and the screws."
Does Bob Jones University have a medical school?
DeleteI shudder to think what he'd do with it.
DeleteWe all know what he did with his MVZ tapes...
Special Agent Marty Prehn M.D.? Better get Flo on the phone, Marty needs new business cards!
DeleteHe can perform his own heart transplant.
DeleteIf his "GoFundMe.com" scam works, that is.
Last I checked, it was doing about as well as OPA did...
And, and, and maybe on the way to the pitchers mound, Denny can drive through a corridor full of all the people who lost their Pensions, due to the great Denny McLain's stealing the Pension Trust Fund, now that really brings UNITY to the community and a tear to the eyes of all those Pensioners.
ReplyDeleteThat's ok, Marty. We know you're just stupid and meant FlemShady...
ReplyDelete"Marty Prehn
Caroline here is the weather forecast for my cyber stalker Slim Shady.
More · Monday at 8:30pm"
The videos posted on the insider page are priceless!!
ReplyDeleteBah! Still looking for that new page. I want a lifetime subscription and got some good stories on how we tamped hi down here.
ReplyDeleteAt first I did think it was interesting, entertaining yet concerning about Marty's events that never come about. About how he told elderly people that a "elder Fraud Summit" was a elder abuse conference. But, I have come to the conclusion that people who he engages will figure it out on their own after dealing with him. I am no longer interested in his advocacy no matter if it has any merit or not.
ReplyDeleteMarty needs to move on from his ideology that I write this blog because I don't. As Marty continues to use campaigns harassing myself using 800 Crime Stoppers and Bill Boards, or Some group named MVP Productions a 501c3 that does not exist, or some other venture such as changing the theme of the East Pointe Cruise and abusing it. I will speak to those involved and tell them I dislike being harassed by a person hijacking their corporation and campaign and using it out of context etc.
If Marty is able to get Denny's number retired great, Im for it. If he wants to clean up parks in Detroit, and help the fight crime in Detroit that is a good thing. Stating your an undercover working for the County Sheriff when your not I have issues with that along with telling people that there are investigations happening when they are truly not. That there is something wrong there.
In final I Hope that Marty Accomplishes something worth while and truly his own.
Too little. Too late. Too much damage has been done including perjury and aggrevated criminal stalking. You were warned by this Judge and you ignored her warnings to STOP. Now a jury will find you GUILTY and you will be going to prison for up to 5 years.
ReplyDeleteWatch it, Tuttle.
DeleteHe has "business cards", don't you know...
I'm having cards made next week. "National Mongoose Bullshit Exposer".
DeleteWhat ever happened to that investigation from macomb county? The one you mentioned in court. Then you threatened me right after court with the same song and dance. Seriously, I am sure a review of your continued badgering. I have no control of this blog and have no control of people critiquing your advocacy. don't make me go to court again lawyered up in defense to your frivilous claims just as you and the false story you claimed where you called the scs police telling them I was parking in a parking lot over there. I suggest you concentrate on your own stuff. That jusdge told you also to mind your own business or face 5 years and you immidiate went back to report to melinn how you got it on the record that I was the reason for her sons death. That was very sickening and crazy to tell the court such a despicable lie. So carry on now and go away.
DeletePro se ain't your bag, Flem.
DeleteDuh.
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ReplyDeletehttp://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/07/25/group-to-unveil-satan-statue-in-detroit-during-largest-public-satanic-ceremony-in-history/
Finally getting the recognition he deserves and so desperately seeks...
DeleteI hear that Sal's event went well. It was bigger than the Lakeview dinner at Andiamo's
DeleteBut did they have a tree planting ceremony?
DeleteWas Farty allowed to attend the reunion picnic or did Sal & the Lakeview Alumni bar him from attending? I saw several photo's and didn't see Farty's lard-ass in any of them.
DeleteVery funny video on insider page John Tuttle.
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ReplyDelete"...or daddy will fire you!"
DeleteLMAO! Actually, I feel sorry for Mama June being linked to that loser in a parody. He insulted her on his FB page, I guess it's fitting. I think anyone would have that look if they had to sleep with him.
Delete***I seriously just threw up in my mouth a little typing that***