Marty Prehn Slithers Out of Facebook Prison

Things are better than ever in Marty's pretend Facebook life - and that means things are really great here at CoM! Now that the idiot Mongoose is free to post on Facebook again, we have a fresh supply of stupidity to comment on. I've waded through all of the latest idiocy posted by Marty and decided we would discuss Marty's bread and butter in his joke of a life: The worthless, empty threat.

For the entire time I've been watching Marty, most of his time has been spent threatening whoever he's currently butthurt over. The list is much too long to cover here but, Marty makes baseless legal threats a few times a week. Never in Marty's history have any of his threats or promises come to fruition. It's the exact same result every single time - absolutely nothing happens. Never. Ever! At least Marty the Moron is consistent. We're all still waiting to see some Marty provided fireworks. Our advice: Don't hold your breath.

It's very clear that Marty is still completely obsessed with his self proclaimed "cyber stalker" Sean Fleming. Flemshady appears to have grown bored with the antics of Elder Dawg but Marty continues to chase him like a lover scorned. Here is Marty's latest worthless threat aimed at someone who could really care less about him:

"Marty Prehn

This almost sounds like what Judge Gorcyca told my cyber stalker in court on April 13, 2015. I am going back to her courtroom to have my cyber stalker and his aliases and his anonymous ass's including my deranged sister charged with aggregating stalking, slander and defamation of character. I have retained a well known attorney who specializes in cyber crimes."

I'll pause here to give everyone time to stop laughing at this idiotic statement... 

This comment is another great example of just how full of crap Marty really is. Everyone knows that Marty isn't going anywhere near a courtroom willingly. He told so many lies the last time he was there, he'd be a complete fool to go back, so maybe he actually will. Consider who we're talking about, here. Could Marty really be dumb enough to expose himself to having to answer for any of the numerous lies he told while under oath? I think he is that stupid and I sure hope he does. That would take Mongoose stupidity to a whole new level. How exciting!

The "charges" Marty claims will be pressed is even more hilarious. Marty, please explain to me what "aggregating stalking" is. Maybe you should use that snazzy new smart phone to look up the definition of aggregate. It's obvious you didn't learn what it means at BJU. And while you're burning up cell phone data on that, maybe you should look up the criminal statute for slander and defamation of character. Is that a 5 year or 20 year felony? I'd think an undercover secret special agent would at least have a basic understanding of criminal law. 

I also can't stop laughing at the end of this comment. So Marty claims he's "retained" a well known lawyer? Does this idiot really understand what retaining a lawyer really means? I'll give you a clue Marty, it means you've actually paid him a RETAINER FEE. It has nothing to do with sending him a Facebook friend request. I won't even bother pointing out that no "well known" attorney would ever allow his name to be associated with the moronic claims you're making. 

As we all know, Marty really isn't bright enough to conceal his true intentions in life. He proves once again what his real agenda is with this follow up comment:

"I will be setting up an event page and will be asking for donations for the legal fees. This will also be going to federal court as my civil rights were violated as well."

And there it is CoMmies, the true reason for Marty's "well known attorney" claim. It's a new excuse the worthless loser can use to beg for donations. 

Will Marty be setting up a paypal link to make donating easy? He needs to first open a bank account. Cashing his $80/week paycheck at the liquor store has its drawbacks.

Will he once again be accepting various store and restaurant gift cards to pay his lawyer with like he did with his "Marty Prehn Legal Defense Fund" scam? Will Marty post any proof that he actually has a lawyer that he pays or owes legal fees to? We've all seen this scam from Marty before. Will anyone other than CashFlo be dumb enough to fall for this stupidity and actually give this moron money? Instead of a bank, perhaps he hides all of that money in the legendary Mongoose Mattress: 

Stay tuned, loyal readers. You know we'll have the coverage of this latest scam for your reading entertainment.