Marty Prehn is a Jerk

Thanks for checking in, CoMmies, to get your latest dose of pathetic Mongoose idiocy.

One of our many sources of staying on top of Marty's life long campaign of hate, lying, self promotion and just generally acting all...well, Marty-like, has temporarily been suspended from Facebook - again. Fear not. The Mongoose has discovered a way to update the masses on his current scam:

"Detroit's version of 2 1/2 Men and U.G.L.Y. BETTY. This photo was taken on May 13, 2015 in Eastpointe. At this Crusin' Gratiot fundraiser we formed a non profit called the MVP PRODUCTION COMPANY LLC and will take the lead on addressing the issues of BULLYING, CYBER STALKING, AND SUICIDE PREVENTION AND AWARENESS. In this photo are 1968 DETROIT TIGER WORLD SERIES CHAMPION PITCHER DENNY MCLAIN (31-6), JAMIE VICTORY, HEY U.G.L.Y. PRESIDENT AND CO-FOUNDER BETTY HOEFFNER and myself MARTY PREHN, NATIONAL ELDER ADVOCATE, THE ELDER AVENGER, ELDERDAWG and MARTY THE MONGOOSE. Get ready for UNITY DAY at Comerica Park as we the people put the UNITY back in the communities of the City of Detroit. Watch for the event page this week. It will take a team effort to get this done and yes it is DOABLE. I need 1,000 likes for this post to get the event going. Please like and share with your fb friends and family and get them to like as well. Let's get busy. Going to meet with the biggest and the baddest man in the whole Damn town or is that Downtown. He is bigger than old King Kong and meaner than a junkyard dawg but has a heart of gold and compassion for others, Minister Malik Shabazz. I will see you there today 6-28-2015 my brother at Puritan and Wyoming to discuss UNITY DAY at COMERICA PARK next month."

Marty may have been suspended from posting his word vomit, but apparently figured out that he still has the ability to change his profile picture and edit any existing comment that is attached to said picture. Eureka! No longer bound by chains of a cheap flip phone, he can now continue to propagate his crazy schemes. Can't keep an Elder Dawg down. There's an entire city full of new marks that have yet to be exposed to a fat scammer from the suburbs, and, damnit, Marty's gonna find them. He's taking advantage of his vacation from posting lies and hate by "friending" everyone and everything south of Eight Mile Road. In sales, they call it "prospecting". "Surely someone in that ghetto has Paypal?"

As he always has in the past, as soon as Marty's suspension ends, he'll start ranting that his "cyber stalkers" had Facebook suspend him again. He's just too stupid to realize comments like the screen shot below just aren't allowed on Facebook:

I fear that this latest suspension is really going to put a dent in all of MVP Production's upcoming great events. How will Marty sell tickets to his upcoming trifecta of fake events? That great Detroit Tiger's retirement party already scheduled for Aug 15th at his parent's cottage is in jeopardy. How will Marty also update us on the locations for MVP's various summer camps with all the major sports leagues that were announced recently? When are these camps going to be held? My kids were really looking forward to whatever Marty's cause of the week was. How will they get Lebron's and Verlander's autographs now? Maybe Jamie Victory's parents will let him update the public on their Facebook page. Probably not.

The worst part of this latest Elder Dawg suspension was the timing. It happened the day of the Eastpoint Cruise. Marty not being able to take all the credit for the cruise, not to mention all the exaggerated lies he was sure to add on Facebook, must have been shear Mongoose Hell. It makes me picture a child receiving a great new toy on Christmas morning, but not having batteries to put in it. Just the latest kick to Marty's ass from life, I guess. All that hard work sitting around acting like a big shot talking at his phone, gone to waste.

This latest development is really the story of Marty's life. No matter what Marty comes up with or tries, he's going to lose. Sometimes I think Marty is living proof that karma really does exist. He's a loser, will always be a loser and we'll be right here laughing as he continues to make a complete ass of himself. Until you can post again Marty, I'll just say we're really going to miss your daily moronic blather. Maybe you should write down all the stupidity you think up in the next month so you can speak it into your phone for Facebook.

Meanwhile, rest assured, CoMmies, our fans and contributors are so close to Marty that they need to shower as soon as they get home.

The best is yet to come. Stay tuned...