Marty Prehn is Full of Shit

My name is John Tuttle - parts unknown because of the nature of my job - and it's good to be back again; Candice, Pete...

... back to continuing our coverage of the Moronic Mongoose Marty Prehn, that is. 

By now, everyone who reads here knows that when it comes to Marty, nothing ever changes, likely starting with his underwear. It's always the same thing over and over. The same worthless threats, claims of greatness, attention seeking scams and calls for fundraisers. Just once I'd like to see that idiot follow through on a threat or come up with a new scam. To be honest, I'm becoming quite bored with the same old crap/new day from this idiot.

Speaking of same old crap, Marty blessed us with this comment yesterday:

"Marty Prehn 

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Flem Shady shooting off his mouth again and committing perjury at the same time. The Judge said that I had a case to go after Flem Shady and she would have a jury trial for aggrevated stalking which is a 5 year felony. And he committed perjury a 2nd time when he said that he was never at the apartments on 12 mile road and the apartment manager wrote a letter to the St. Clair Shores City Council stating that she had seen him on the property several times and he called the owner of the apartments and threatening them with a lawsuit if they mentioned his name and was wanting to get the property manager fired."

Blah blah blah you stupid internet blowhard. Does any of this sound familiar to anyone here? I'll do my best to ridicule this statement without going to sleep on my keyboard.

This comment by Marty was made on a Facebook share of a link to this very blog, so I can only assume that Marty is claiming "Flem Shady was shooting his mouth off" in my previous article. There was no quote from Sean Fleming in the article so I guess Marty is once again claiming Sean wrote it. Marty's repeated claims that Sean writes this blog, including his assertion that he can prove it with IP addresses, will end up being his downfall. Strike that, how can Marty have a downfall when he's already a bottom feeding moron? Nothing to fall from. I'm not going to even bother with the "committing perjury again" part. It's just too stupid to bother with.

Defendant Marty keeps ranting that the judge in his PPO hearing told him he had a case he could pursue against Fleming. You know, the felony with a five year sentence. I've read the transcripts from that hearing and either Marty was very confused about what the judge said that day or he's just doing his usual telling lies on Facebook. The judge warned BOTH parties that day to stop harassing each other. BOTH parties were told if they didn't stop then the other could pursue criminal charges. From what I've seen since, Marty is the only one who hasn't stopped posting about Sean. Wouldn't that mean Sean actually has a better case for a "5 year sentence" against Marty? Once again, the brilliant Prehn legal mind is on display. Did he get his J.D. before or after his pilot's license?

The other part of this comment is just more Marty stupidity we've seen before. Who can forget Marty reading his "letter from the apartment manager" to the city council. You remember, the one that kept changing from first to third person? It was really quite funny at the time because it was obvious the letter had been written by Marty. That's exactly why the letter was read to the city council, but not submitted as evidence against Fleming at the hearing. Marty was never able to accept that the person he was claiming was Sean was actually a process server Marty was dodging. They even went so far as to say the person was driving an SUV and identified himself as a constable. Doesn't matter that Fleming doesn't own an SUV and the court summons for the PPO hearing was being served by the constable's office. Once again, I'll skip the perjury nonsense because, based on the transcript, Marty perjured himself over and over.

As I begin to yawn more frequently, I'll close this article by once again talking straight to Marty:

Marty, you're never going to figure out just how stupid you make yourself look with your constant empty threats. Never once have you followed through on a single one. NEVER! Some of your favorite all caps sayings are "NOW IS THE TIME, THE TIME IS NOW" or "GET READY, IT'S COMING". Well, we've all been waiting for a long time and still you've never done a damn thing. It's the story of your pathetic life. What exactly is "it"? When is it coming? When is the time? When will you stop pretending to be a bad ass on Facebook and actually do something in real life? You make all these threats, claim you have evidence, yet never do anything. What are you waiting for, big bad Facebook Marty? Why haven't you made a single one of your threats happen? You're nothing more than a little girl in a old, fat, broken down body with way below average intelligence. Put up or shut up, you Facebook sissy. You're a clueless, powerless, lying idiotic blowhard! Prove me wrong, ELDER D.A.W.G. Unfortunately, we all know, including you, it's never going to happen, right?

Have a great weekend, Marty. Everyone here is looking forward to laughing at your next big threat. I now understand why your pea-brain thought the above Shit Demon picture was the Cowardly Lion...

Marty Prehn Finally Gets Attention

Wow. What a weekend here at CoM. 

With all of our new fans, we've needed to add additional bandwidth to our blog.  Apparently, Marty has attracted a whole new audience, thanks to his latest and greatest "advocacy". Welcome, new CoMmies!

Our ranks suddenly grew these past few days as people became aware of Marty's latest potential victim. I encourage these new readers to look at previous articles on this blog to get a good idea of how the Mongoose works. Everything posted here is true and accurate and will provide plenty of background as to how Marty works and how he's used the same tactics and threats for years now. Hell, most of what we post comes directly from the Mongoose himself!

Our last article highlighted Marty's latest attention grab attempt going down in flames. The Elder Avenger once again shot himself in the foot with his own lies but this time a woman with supporters and a public voice was the target. After she called him out on his pure bullshit, Marty went into damage control. As we've seen in the past, that's when Marty displays the breadth of his sheer stupidity. He proceeded to bless us with his lying idiocy.

"Some one created a Erica fb page and wrote comments that appear to have come from Erica Hammel and yet these comments are not found on either her fb page or the Wyatt the Warrior page. How sick are these people to do this and cause additional stress and worry claiming that I have driven by her house (which I have not and that I abused my mother who I cared for for over 10 years" 

Sorry Marty, this might be one of the dumbest claims you ever made. You can obviously see the comment on this woman's page. You spent your weekend blocking anyone who commented on this post. How did you know who to block if you couldn't see the post, you moron? That post pointing out what a liar you are has over 50 comments attached to it, so how did a fake profile created by your "cyberstalkers" attract all of the friends of this woman's real Facebook page? Instead of just accepting the fact that someone figured out your scam and shutting up, you make yourself look even worse with that attempt to discredit the validity of her comment. Not dissimilar to everytime someone catches a proven lie of yours, you claim someone hacked your Facebook account and posted it. Sorta like when you claimed people cloned your ObamaPhone and made calls on your behalf. Are you really this stupid Marty? Rhetorical question, of course, as we all know he really is that stupid. 


Now that "Wyatt's Warriors" have started researching Marty, it appears things are going to get ugly for the Mongoose. Marty obviously chose the wrong scam target with this latest media attention grab. Now his worst nightmare is happening. People are actually paying attention to his lies and publicly pointing them out. Marty has already started resorting to his usual defense tactics. Lie about the source of his exposure, Facebook block anyone that points out his lies, and so on. Next the threats of FBI, DOJ, CIA, and AG involvement will come. And don't forget about all the PPO's Marty will claim to have against anyone that's ever pointed out what a loser he is. 

Our readers here know where Marty goes to get the coverage of his self proclaimed greatness he so craves twice a month - the Saint Clair Shores City Council meetings. The meetings are broadcast on a local cable public access channel. This is the only media coverage Marty can manage to get for himself. Any member of the public is allowed five minutes to speak in front of the council and Marty uses this forum to proclaim how important he is, announce his latest attention scams and attack anyone that discredits him. As one of the readers here proved, it's also the best way to embarrass and humiliate Marty. Using the same coverage Marty craves to point out his lies is like a swift kick to Marty's enormous ass. It truly is the worst possible thing you can do to him.

I find it very ironic that Marty's latest embarrassment is timed to line up with his next address to the council tonight, January 19th. If any of the people that are now trying to stop Marty want to deliver a blow to this idiot's lying and scamming, the council meeting is the perfect place. If people were to speak out against Marty at this meeting, just maybe his next victim could be spared the misery of having to deal with this moron and his bloated ego.

In closing, I want thank Karen Chism for stopping by. We have a great deal of respect and admiration for this woman for showing angelic restraint over the years since Marty slithered into her and her husband's life.

We'll not only buy her book, we'll send her and "the legendary Doc" a couple of our new Chronicles of Marty t-shirts!

Top Things Overheard From Marty Prehn Today

The Golgothan - also referred to as a "shit demon" or "excremental" - is a vile creature composed of human excrement. It was brought into existence from the pain and misery of the people of Golgotha who were put to death by crucification and given form by the waste excreted by the victims upon death. Its stench is unbearable and can diminish a person's will to fight, causing most to flee from it.

Today was the date for the all important Elder Fraud presentation held in Troy Michigan. Marty has been hyping his appearance at this event for weeks now. He could never get the name right and called it an Elder Abuse summit but who are we to criticize? The following is a list of the Top Fifteen things Marty was overheard saying at the event:

15. "No, that's a different Marty Prehn."

14. "I'll have the national media cover your story."

13. "I'm a member of NASAGA."

12. "I'm having dinner with POTUS Easter Sunday."

11. "The people I work with in the FBI, CIA, DOJ..."

10. "No I'm not with that fat lady, she's just my ride."

9. "Yes I'm with the FBI, can't you tell from the hat I'm wearing." 

8. "My bullet proof vest adds 40 pounds."

7. "When they're that old and bedridden, you don't have to feed them often."

6. "They will all be in federal prison soon." 

5. "Like my good friend..."

4. "Please don't Google my name, I have jealous haters."

3. "It was either 79 or 80 when Ronny and I made history."

2. "I'm here to help, do you have PayPal?"

And the number one most overheard Marty comment at today's event was:

"Are you going to finish that?"

If any more of our readers were at the event today, feel free to add anything you might have overheard Marty saying.