Justice 4 Jim: Kidnapped at Empty Bridge Card-Point
How many Slim Jims will a Bridge Card Buy? None when it's Marty's, but he takes them anyway. His card is empty so he promises to come back and pay for them but never does.
Maybe Marty should check with Marcia Southwick. If her Boomers against elder abuse donations are up, I'm sure she would send him some Slim Jim/Del Taco money. She's a big Marty defender so I'd bet her donations are free to be used for personal expenses just like Marty's. "Mom was neglected, seen munchy money"
Welp, I'm suing. Emotional damages. Punitive, too. I loved Slim Jims! You've ruined it. I'll also be filing criminal charges in Key West or Malibu with the PDs there. As a non-resident against another non-resident, for some butt/hurting SlimJim blog article that is attempting to intimidate and humiliate me! Then? I'm going to hold a press conference in a gas station parking lot immediately after going to a buffet prior to a wake for someone I never knew!
Y'all are all going to be targets of investigations by numerous 3 letter agencies!
Now now, I wanted to sue the martster for emotional distress it is disturbing he loves my face to include my big Jewish nose and huge lips. I feel like I should be the child of whoopsie Goldberg and Sammy Davis junior. Look I want to take procession of the mart vehicle and after cleaning it 20 times at max have it at the dream cruise I can have it stenciled in something like willies red square 1. But you busted my bubble and little c'ed your stake in this all before I could. Good luck petunias #TEAMVINSETTA
A lot can happen in the remaining 11 days of this month long event. Don't even think for a minute that it's just another Marty Prehn bullshit event. This will be as successful as Mongoosapalooza I or last month's Mongoosapalooza II. Maybe even as successful as the Lifetime movie "Saving the Life of Army Vet Doc Chism"!
Gotta keep the strength up on those long stalking stakeouts...
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Marty will come back the 21st. Just as soon as the State of Michigan can pay for his snacks again. Does Del Taco accept bridge cards as well?
ReplyDeleteCan't help you. I don't know anyone who eats there, much less anyone on food stamps...
DeleteDel Taco does not accept food stamps or bottle returns in the great state of Michigan. Lol
DeleteBut, the Fat man in the weird hat probably uses his cash assistance monies for those burritos @Del Taco.
DeleteDel taco... Bad farts
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure anything that goes near or through Marty's ass would be considered bad...
DeleteMaybe Marty should check with Marcia Southwick. If her Boomers against elder abuse donations are up, I'm sure she would send him some Slim Jim/Del Taco money. She's a big Marty defender so I'd bet her donations are free to be used for personal expenses just like Marty's. "Mom was neglected, seen munchy money"
ReplyDeleteOops. Should say SEND munchy money.
DeleteOMG, too cute, Bob Cookout (Slim Jim)
DeleteWelp, I'm suing.
ReplyDeleteEmotional damages. Punitive, too.
I loved Slim Jims!
You've ruined it.
I'll also be filing criminal charges in Key West or Malibu with the PDs there. As a non-resident against another non-resident, for some butt/hurting SlimJim blog article that is attempting to intimidate and humiliate me!
Then? I'm going to hold a press conference in a gas station parking lot immediately after going to a buffet prior to a wake for someone I never knew!
Y'all are all going to be targets of investigations by numerous 3 letter agencies!
So there!
It's on!!
#OperationSaveSlimJim
Slim Jims were my favorite!
Ruined! Just ruined!
Now now, I wanted to sue the martster for emotional distress it is disturbing he loves my face to include my big Jewish nose and huge lips. I feel like I should be the child of whoopsie Goldberg and Sammy Davis junior. Look I want to take procession of the mart vehicle and after cleaning it 20 times at max have it at the dream cruise I can have it stenciled in something like willies red square 1. But you busted my bubble and little c'ed your stake in this all before I could. Good luck petunias #TEAMVINSETTA
ReplyDeleteJUSTICE 4 JR: DAY 19.
ReplyDeleteKeep the baby, Faith. He's just getting started.
A lot can happen in the remaining 11 days of this month long event. Don't even think for a minute that it's just another Marty Prehn bullshit event. This will be as successful as Mongoosapalooza I or last month's Mongoosapalooza II. Maybe even as successful as the Lifetime movie "Saving the Life of Army Vet Doc Chism"!