Marty's Thursday Threat Down© Recap

Dear CoMmies and fans of extreme idiocy worldwide;

Coverage of Marty Prehn's stupidity is a tough job, but someone's got to do it.  After all, that's why we're paid the big bucks! We've certainly earned it this week.

Out of total frustration, Marty has adopted a new strategy. One he apparently picked up from his "co crime fighter" Marti Oakley. He's figured out that ignoring us just wasn't getting the results he wanted and we wouldn't go away. The new plan must be to totally overwhelm us with stupidity and try to bog down our internet. As we were trying to recover from the side splitting laughter Marty provided on Wednesday, he blindsided us with his Thursday Threat Down©. Here is how he started his Thursday morning:

Marty Prehn
Thu · Edited · 
"NOW IS THE TIME and the TIME IS NOW. Keep August 5th and 6th open as this is when the fireworks will take place in Macomb and Oakland County. Come and meet myself and Bill Windsor as we find Justice against those that have trespassed against us with slander and libel. Sean D. Fleming will be EXPOSED for being the cyber stalker that he is and how the other members of the Joey is a Little Kid HATE blog group will be held accountable for their illegal cyber stalking activities and those that have posted on the Marty Prehn Chronicles and conspired to try to intimidate, harass, tamper and threaten me as a witness in the domestic violence case that I am a victim of and for also being a victim of a retaliation eviction as demonstrated under MCL 600. Furthermore a victim under the legal terms of revenge behavior using the internet and under the darkness or cover of anonymous postings of slander and libel against myself, my friends and my family. If you want to come to a planned event and meet myself and Bill Windsor please contact me at mprehn2004@yahoo.com or call me at 1 586 563 0989. JUSTICE 4 JEAN by David Schied will be shown and Court watchers are being asked for to attend the case against cyber stalker Sean D. Fleming on August 6, 2014 at 1:30 pm at the Oakland County Circuit Court at 1200 Telegraph Road in Pontiac, Michigan. I will be a testifying witness at this criminal hearing at Bill Windsor's request. The charges will be for aggravated cyber stalking and domestic internet terrorism and if found GUILTY is a prison sentence of up to 5 years and fines and costs and restitution. Hope to see you there."

Marty claims "now is the time, the time is now" referencing a date two weeks away. And of course another reference to upcoming fireworks. In the last two weeks, Marty has promised more fireworks than China could dream to manufacture for the Year of the Mongoose! This time he's promising fireworks to be fired off by someone else, so maybe they'll actually happen. For some reason I still doubt it. After all, Marty is involved. Let's be blunt here: Everything he touches fails.

The upcoming fireworks Marty is hyping are actually a hearing for a PPO request by Big Vexi on Sean Fleming. It has nothing to do with Marty, or for that matter, this blog. But as is Marty's usual pattern, he's even hijacked someone else's PPO hearing. Suddenly this hearing is all about the Mongoose. Marty says: "Come and meet myself and Bill Windsor...". The man who is actually responsible for the hearing can't even get top billing? Everyone should flock to Oakland County, Michigan to meet Marty and his second banana sidekick, Big Vexi.

Marty next goes on to exclaim "we" will find justice. How exactly is Marty finding justice if this PPO is granted? All Marty is really doing is trying to take credit for someone else's work. And in typical Marty form, he seems to think this PPO is going to apply to anyone who posts on this blog as well. Is this man really that dumb? Never mind, we all already know that answer.

The part of this I still don't understand is, where was all this hype when Marty was obtaining his PPO against Mr Fleming? Someone else files a PPO request against Sean and it becomes a two day extravaganza before it's ever granted. Where was the parade when Marty's requests in both Oakland and Macomb Counties were supposedly granted? Why is Marty so giddy about a hearing when he claims he already succeeded in getting two PPO's himself? Could it be because that was just another Marty lie?

I'll just skip over Marty's standard lie about his retaliation eviction and intimidating a domestic violence witness crap. We all know the truth about that and I'm sure everyone is as tired of hearing it as I am.

As Marty turns this simple hearing into another of his incredible "events", he drops his email and phone number. This is so anyone who might want to attend can contact him. Is he selling tickets? Is a donation to Marty required for someone to attend a court hearing? Has the hearing been moved to the Lakeview High auditorium? If so, he'll need everyone to send him a minimum of $5.00 through PayPal. And once again, he gives himself top billing. We know who packs the star power in Detroit!

My favorite part of this latest pile of Elder Dawg crap is how as Marty types, this PPO hearing suddenly becomes a criminal trial, with Marty as the star witness. He claims if Mr Fleming is found guilty at - I remind you, a PERSONAL PROTECTION ORDER HEARING THAT WOULD COVER SEAN FLEMING'S INDISCRETIONS FROM THAT DAY FORWARD - he'll be sentenced to five years in prison. Will somebody please clue this idiot in as to how these things work? Marty's complete ignorance is starting to make my head hurt.

I'll wrap up this latest recap of Marty's moronic spew with this: If Big Vexi has any hope of succeeding in this upcoming hearing, he should have Marty restrained a few miles from the courtroom. Prepay a few meals at Dimitri's or something. If Marty is present, or God forbid, testifies, this PPO request is doomed. Not only is Marty a proven liar many, many times over, he's so stupid that if he's involved, Big Vexi and Marty could leave that courtroom with Protection Orders against themselves, not dissimilar to what happened with Marty and his brother Richard in 2010.

Oh, and Marty:  You still owe the court $150 bucks for that little exercise in futility...