Friday, July 11, 2014

Marty Prehn Meltdown Watch Moves to DEFCON 5




Stay tuned, CoMmies. You won't want to miss the pure hilarity of Marty as he gets fitted for his straight jacket.



29 comments:

  1. Free Slurpee Day at 7-11!

    Prime traffic to hold another press conference in the parking lot, Marty...

    Moron.

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  2. It's gonna be a gully washer...

    They don't really make straight jackets in his size.

    I'm predicting four-point restraints.

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  3. Robert say it isnt so are you and your lover Petunia having relationship issues? In front of a church no less. Have you no shame?

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    1. We were having sex. Is having sex a sign of problems in your relationship? If it is, you should probably be more worried about your relationship than mine.

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    2. I don't find it appropriate to discuss sex when reporting on the Mongoose.

      My overactive imagination conjures up horrific images...

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  4. My bad, I didn't realize the article Marty posted was about you and Petunia having sex in front of the church. I thought you might have been cheating on her. Kinky!!! No wonder she keeps the home fires burning for you!! Carry on with your bad self!! Lmao

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    1. It's just a shame Marty & Linda can't have sex. There's no way two people that big could ever make it work.

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    2. I just hope Linda was nice enough to replace Marty's lost industrial size bottle of lotion.

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    3. There you go again. Please see 7:09.

      Excuse me. I'm going try to drink this away...

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  5. Marty is just dreaming again!
    I'm loyal!
    Bob is mine always! He's so kind, honest, hardworking & an awesome parent!
    That combination is just hot.
    Add in hilarious & viola!
    Marty can add in something that has zero calories to his obese a**, "eat your heart out" Douche Canoe! I pledge all my loyalty to Sir Bob~

    ♛ ❥ ℗ ™ ©

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    1. You ain't nuttin to sneeze at neither, Sister...

      He's a lucky guy. So are the attendees of that church!

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    2. ***blushes*** thank you Spammy;)

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    3. I agree 110 % Petunia. Bob is my best friend, partner in crime, my rock, and so much more. I'm a pretty lucky gal ��

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  6. JUSTICE 4 JR; DAY 11.

    "No Justice, No Piece" (of crap drug dealer gettin' out early).

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  7. Marty Prehn
    What is up with Hayes being closed at 9 mile and why are there so many police cars across the street? It is like an old tv commercial to get rid of bugs and snakes. RAID!

    Marty, how can you see that from the couch at Linda's in the St Claire apartments in SCS? Linda's iPhone that you're using must have one hell of a zoom.

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    1. You see, gentle readers, this is a classic example of how ridiculous pretty much everything Marty claims or threatens is.

      No basis in reality whatsoever. Very juvenile. Very easily provable as a complete falsehood. Very Marty-esque...

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  8. Where's Aagent DoucheCanoe's avid #supporter?
    Oh! I know! She's 2-3 blog posts behind! Get current, Gurl! We're over here!
    Refresh! Click the article link at the top of page!
    Why blather on two days ago's stuff? Come into the light! Or do you havta wait til Linda is asleep to get your 'tips' covertly?

    #SupportMartyPrehnFromTheTruth. *eyeroll*

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    1. I'm sure Marcia Southwick will be back soon.

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    2. I hope so, Honey!
      We can't stay up late every night!

      #priorities

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  9. Gawd, this comment on Detroit's Channel 7's Facebook page below a photo of 7's weatherman Dave Rexroth who lost a eye in a firework accident in Iowa & is currently still recovering in Iowa. just had his eye removed hours before this photo was taken & posted and is hoping to return to Michigan in early September & eventually back to work at channel 7 .... shows what a total, uncompassionate, callous, cold, selfish, delusional piece of shit Marty Prehn is .... =( Marty Prehn- Jeff Vaughn. I would like Dave to get in contacted with or be contacted by a college friend of mine who lost his left eye to cancer and he took what looked like a weakness and made it into a VERY positive thing and as a song writer created the character of PATCH the Pirate and has written many inspirational songs for children and a song called OH REJOICE IN THE LORD which will inspire Dave while on his road to recovery. Will I be seeing you at the Berkley City Council Meeting on July 20th regarding the Vinsetta Garage? Get Lisa G to get you some interviewing funds and lets have dinner at the Vinsetta garage before the City Council meeting. I believe that meeting starts at 7:00 pm same location. More information to share with the Berkley board. My friends name is Ron Hamilton and he and his wife Shelly are from Greenville, South Carolina. I think Ron sharing with Dave how he handle the loss of an eye will do Dave and the WXYZ viewers a lot of good of how to turn a tragedy into a triumph. Hope you had a great time on vacation in Kansas. I heard a rumor that you and your family are going to be vacationing in Houghton Lake this year to cover a neighborhood dispute up there that also dealt with deed restrictions. See you on the 20th if not sooner. I have 3 other big news stories for you to cover.)

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    1. Only 3,000 people commented on this photo & Marty thinks he's going to have dinner at the Vinsetta Garage with this poor guy who's not even in Michigan ... REALLY?

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    2. Dave has enough problems!
      Daaaaaamn, Aagent MongMoose alerted whoever admins that affiliate's social media commentst how CRAZY & DELUSIONAL he really is!
      Aagent DoucheCanoe really inserts himself into anyone's life just by watching the evening news!
      The vacation statement itself is so absurd! Aagent DoucheCanoe simply can't grasp the vacation was a tragedy! #clueONE He lost his eye!
      #DimWitt

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    3. Exactly, Petunia ... Mr.Prehn's ignorance & inability to grasp reality is simply mindboggling.


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    4. Of course Marty had to get in an attempt for a free meal. That's the only way he could ever afford to eat at that place. They don't have $1 coney night there.

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  10. JUSTICE 4 JR; DAY 12

    No progess. No comments. No attendees.

    Meanwhile, Jr wonders why his bridge card doesn't work at the commissary. Dad's flip phone can't take collect calls from the joint.

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    1. I heard Marty paid a extra ten dollars to upgrade his Obama-Phone so he can get a extra 250 text messages & 250 more minutes this month to use to harass via text-phone call every news media member in the Metro Detroit area especially, poor Mr. Rexroth.

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    2. That is a complete lie and you know it.

      Everyone knows Marty doesn't have $10.00...

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    3. Lol, Spammy ... no for real, he must have swiped the $10 from Linda's purse or one of the grandkid's piggybank ..maybe he picked up the $10 tip left for the waitress at a dinner he crashed & gorged off ..but he got's himself extra minutes and text's ..

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    4. I stand corrected.

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