As another day passes in the life of our beloved moron Marty, I thought we should cover Marty's next great fame attempt. The latest, greatest Marty moment has arrived. He'll be hosting an NBC television show about Elder Abuse. Here are some of the comments Marty has made as he begins to hype his next event:
"Marty Prehn Hey TEAM Chism I am thinking it is time we had a CHISM reunion sometime in the near future. Do you remember Dan Haggerty form the tv show Grizzly Adams? I got to meet his about 4 weeks ago and he is the neatest guy and wants to come back to Michigan to do a nationally televised tv program on elder and guardianship abuse. I will keep you posted. I LOVE you hSteve Chism and Laurie Meagher and Susan Lucier and Curt Chism. TEAM CHISM ROCKS!"
Like Mongoosapalooza I and II before it, Marty's NBC Special on Elder Abuse seems to be going the way of Justice 4 Jr - another non event.
After Marty once again gets ignored by "Team Chism" he makes yet another attempt to get at least a good Elder Dawg pat on the head:
"Marty Prehn If it ain't from Del Taco it ain't food. GO TEAM CHISM. Hey do the 4 of you want to meet Dan Haggerty aka Grizzly Adams and Betty White in person on a NBC nationally televised program called SAVING THE LIFE OF ARMY VET JIM CHISM? I told you it was going to happen I just did not know when and now I do"
Suddenly Betty White has been added to this television show and it has now become a tribute to Team Chism's alleged saving of their father. More desperation by the Mongoose to get any response from the only people who have ever claimed he was anything more than a worthless loser. I can only assume they figure Marty is contacting them to beg for money so they ignore him like a Jehovah's Witness at your front door.
Florence is already on borrowed time and Linda has had just about enough of his lies, cons, theft and smell. With his hours at Carquest cut to ten or less per week and 7-11 breathing down his neck for unpaid junk food, Marty is running out of ideas.
This is not his first foray into television. We all remember his TV series that was to start airing last fall:
"Marty Prehn shared Brenda Battle Jordan's photo.
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Think of me as the John Walsh of Elder and Guardianship Abuse and if you financially exploit a vulnerable adult we will be coming after you. Looks like America's MOST WANTED tv producers are interested in doing a pilot program to see what kind of viewing response they will get. This should be interesting. California here I come."
Perhaps his address to the Saint Clair Shores City Council will make next season's "America's Funniest Videos".
As is Marty's style, he also has to try to parlay his chance encounter with an older TV actor into bigger and better things. We all know Marty could never pass up a chance to name drop his way into contact with another public figure. We found this comment Marty left for Doris Roberts from "Everybody Loves Raymond":
"Marty Prehn - Doris Roberts I had the pleasure of meeting a friend of yours Dan Haggerty aka Grizzly Adams and suggested that you be included in a national tv show regarding exposing the abuses going on across the country in elder and guardianship abuse cases. I can be contacted at 1 586 563 0989. Have your agent give me a call to see what date works best with your busy schedule. Thanks"
Another feeble attempt by Marty to get any kind of attention from anyone other than Linda and debt collectors. In his comment to one of the members of Team Chism he says he finally knows the date of the TV show. Yet in this comment to Doris, he needs to know what dates she is available. Am I the only one who thinks that's odd? I'm sure Ms Roberts agent will be calling any day now to "save the date" with Marty.
Our crack CoM operatives immediately sprang into action upon hearing this big news. Mr Haggerty was contacted through proper channels and asked about his upcoming appearance on Marty's TV show. As is the case when anyone is asked about Marty, we got the standard answer: "MARTY WHO?" It's good to know nothing ever changes in the life of Marty.
I'll leave you with these questions to ponder: How many aging actors has Marty sent the same type comment he posted for Ms Roberts? How does Dan Haggerty feel about getting photo bombed by Marty now that his name is being dropped like hot potatoes all over Internet? Will Team Chism ever let Marty play with them again? And most importantly, what designer did Marty promise Linda her red carpet dress would be made by?
My money is on Coleman Tents...
IDK, but I feel like he needs to be watched more closely by LE. His mental illness issues seem to be escalading at a rapid rate. Now, it almost sounds like he's going to start stalking movie stars or something. It's just frankly--scary.
ReplyDeleteI agree Anon@3:42 .... he stalks via messaging, texting, phone calls & Facebook comments every Media person in the Metro Detroit area, Media people nationwide, Political figures, both locally and nationally .... Police, Sherriff and Prosecutors (locally) but from the Eastside to the Westside .... = Oakland Co. Macomb Co. ...... well known celebrities like Dan H and Betty W ... lesser known locals like Denny McClain and even local weathermen ... the dude is beyond scary .. .
DeleteMr. Marty stalked me and was very sexually overt to the point I had to change my phone number and put my Facebook on private & block him and Linda (as he uses Linda's Facebook page to stalk as well as his own) and I'm not even famous .
Delete@ 3:42 I have said about a year ago or so that one day this sob will snap I hope someone doe not get hurt no one took this to heart just wait. The Marty dude is worse then ole Norman Bates.
DeleteCan you define the use of bigger
ReplyDeleteJUSTICE 4 JR: DAY 22.
ReplyDeleteWith a little more than a week left, Marty's version of a hunger strike commences tomorrow.
He's only going to steal four Slim Jims versus his usual six from 7-11.
"That'll show them. Stick it to the man..."
Marty Prehn
ReplyDeleteIt is called my 1st amendment right to FREE speech and you are the one contacting me and following me around and harassing and intimidating me. So again Cease and Desist. Sean Flemings PPO hearing is on August 6th at 1:30 pm. Let the fireworks begin.
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Dumb ass Marty. He's been promising "fireworks" for how long now? Now he's calling for the fireworks in a PPO hearing that has nothing to do with him? That's just like Marty, couldn't produce any fireworks of his own so now he's trying to latch on to someone else's. Idiot.
Context is important. Not only is it someone else's PPO hearing on Sean Fleming, but the conversation was with and about someone entirely separate and unrelated.
DeleteMarty is the biggest idiot this planet has ever retched up.
Why is it were dealing with people that keep asking for attention. HEY LISTEN TO ME then when I read or watch their story on the internet and go WTF or disagree that they then turn around and call you a cyber stalker.First we make a hand grande a weapon of massive destruction now we call you verge news and YouTube watcher a cyber stalker. I wonder if anyone who was at the city council meeting were advised that they were stalking marty via just being there. Seriously, if you don't like being in the public eye or view stop screaming and or protesting or making ridiculous YouTube videos and claims on facebook. OMG
ReplyDeleteGood point. But you'd think the person responsible for this page would have better things to do than give a shit about someone who has delusions of grandeur. This page makes it seem as if Mr. Prehn is WORTH all of this attention. This page is doing the exact opposite of what it intends to do. Essentially, you are adding to Marty Prehn's glory--turning him into SOMEBODY --to be noticed and talked about.
ReplyDeleteLooks like our complainer from Chicago is back again. You just can't seem to move on from reading here even though you just bad mouth us. Why do you keep coming here if it's so bad?
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