As another day passes in the life of our beloved moron Marty, I thought we should cover Marty's next great fame attempt. The latest, greatest Marty moment has arrived. He'll be hosting an NBC television show about Elder Abuse. Here are some of the comments Marty has made as he begins to hype his next event:
"Marty Prehn Hey TEAM Chism I am thinking it is time we had a CHISM reunion sometime in the near future. Do you remember Dan Haggerty form the tv show Grizzly Adams? I got to meet his about 4 weeks ago and he is the neatest guy and wants to come back to Michigan to do a nationally televised tv program on elder and guardianship abuse. I will keep you posted. I LOVE you hSteve Chism and Laurie Meagher and Susan Lucier and Curt Chism. TEAM CHISM ROCKS!"
Like Mongoosapalooza I and II before it, Marty's NBC Special on Elder Abuse seems to be going the way of Justice 4 Jr - another non event.
After Marty once again gets ignored by "Team Chism" he makes yet another attempt to get at least a good Elder Dawg pat on the head:
"Marty Prehn If it ain't from Del Taco it ain't food. GO TEAM CHISM. Hey do the 4 of you want to meet Dan Haggerty aka Grizzly Adams and Betty White in person on a NBC nationally televised program called SAVING THE LIFE OF ARMY VET JIM CHISM? I told you it was going to happen I just did not know when and now I do"
Suddenly Betty White has been added to this television show and it has now become a tribute to Team Chism's alleged saving of their father. More desperation by the Mongoose to get any response from the only people who have ever claimed he was anything more than a worthless loser. I can only assume they figure Marty is contacting them to beg for money so they ignore him like a Jehovah's Witness at your front door.
Florence is already on borrowed time and Linda has had just about enough of his lies, cons, theft and smell. With his hours at Carquest cut to ten or less per week and 7-11 breathing down his neck for unpaid junk food, Marty is running out of ideas.
This is not his first foray into television. We all remember his TV series that was to start airing last fall:
"Marty Prehn shared Brenda Battle Jordan's photo.
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Think of me as the John Walsh of Elder and Guardianship Abuse and if you financially exploit a vulnerable adult we will be coming after you. Looks like America's MOST WANTED tv producers are interested in doing a pilot program to see what kind of viewing response they will get. This should be interesting. California here I come."
Perhaps his address to the Saint Clair Shores City Council will make next season's "America's Funniest Videos".
As is Marty's style, he also has to try to parlay his chance encounter with an older TV actor into bigger and better things. We all know Marty could never pass up a chance to name drop his way into contact with another public figure. We found this comment Marty left for Doris Roberts from "Everybody Loves Raymond":
"Marty Prehn - Doris Roberts I had the pleasure of meeting a friend of yours Dan Haggerty aka Grizzly Adams and suggested that you be included in a national tv show regarding exposing the abuses going on across the country in elder and guardianship abuse cases. I can be contacted at 1 586 563 0989. Have your agent give me a call to see what date works best with your busy schedule. Thanks"
Another feeble attempt by Marty to get any kind of attention from anyone other than Linda and debt collectors. In his comment to one of the members of Team Chism he says he finally knows the date of the TV show. Yet in this comment to Doris, he needs to know what dates she is available. Am I the only one who thinks that's odd? I'm sure Ms Roberts agent will be calling any day now to "save the date" with Marty.
Our crack CoM operatives immediately sprang into action upon hearing this big news. Mr Haggerty was contacted through proper channels and asked about his upcoming appearance on Marty's TV show. As is the case when anyone is asked about Marty, we got the standard answer: "MARTY WHO?" It's good to know nothing ever changes in the life of Marty.
I'll leave you with these questions to ponder: How many aging actors has Marty sent the same type comment he posted for Ms Roberts? How does Dan Haggerty feel about getting photo bombed by Marty now that his name is being dropped like hot potatoes all over Internet? Will Team Chism ever let Marty play with them again? And most importantly, what designer did Marty promise Linda her red carpet dress would be made by?
My money is on Coleman Tents...
