Marty Prehn Gets Fed His Dirty Diaper!

CoMmies, Citizens of Fraser and Law Enforcement personnel throughout the Metro Detroit area (and a special shout-out to Charlie Langton and Simon Shaykhet), welcome back to the Internet's premier and most accurate source of information on the biggest loser on the planet, Marty "The Mongoose" Prehn.

Today is starting to bring back memories of what we here at CoM used to call FunFriday. You see, gentle readers, Marty had a habit of having meltdowns on Friday after he cashed his $80 paycheck at the liquor store and started drinking his Milwaukee's Best. Talk about your Mongoose on the Loose! Idiot.

I have high hopes of a classic Marty Meltdown as Erica Hammel revisits Marty's attempted hijack of her crusade to establish Wyatt's Law, tonight on Bourbon After Dark at 10:00 PM EST. 

For a primer, watch how it went down at the SCS City Council meeting a few years back. Oh, the memories... Good times.

In preparation for Marty's latest exposure as a worthless piece of shit, I encourage everyone to read this past article (red link below) for a little background. 

Be sure to read the comments because they are full of Marty quotes and a few hilarious observations, including from the Wife of the Legendary Doc Chism! Maybe even a Mongoose dropping here and there. 

At the end of the day, Marty was essentially banned from showing his fat, greasy face at any SCS City Council meeting. "Hello, Fraser!"

Enjoy!

Marty Prehn's Waterloo!

Parting laugh: Sarcasm and satire apparently isn't entirely wasted on Marty. Then again, he is pretty delusional...

Oh, that Mongoose.

Marty's Latest Sinkhole is Revolting! (pun intended)

Image Courtesy of F.A.I.R. ©

Welcome back both old and new CoMmies!

It's an exciting time here at CoM as Marty continues to make an ass out of himself on an hourly basis in Fraser. Even after four years I'm still amazed at just how stupid Marty Prehn really is. I've really come to appreciate Elder Dawg's own little catch phrase: "MARTY WOW". Unfortunately for Marty, his own saying does a wonderful job of summarizing his complete idiocy. Marty Wow, indeed!

As the "Fracas in Fraser" really starts to heat up, it's becoming more and more unpleasant for a fat imbecile to wake up in Roseville every morning with the name Marty Prehn. The Fraser sinkhole is tiny in comparison to the hole Marty is digging for himself. The Special Ed Agent just keeps exposing himself as the idiot, fraud, and morally corrupt loser we've come to love here at CoM. The Mongoose loves to say we are liars or we defame, slander, and intimidate him on this site but, damn Marty, who could seriously make this crap up? Other than maybe you of course.

As a literal dump truck load of skeletons are uncovered in all the closets of the Boarding House of the Stars, Marty still can't make himself shut up and go away. I guess the lure of free food is so strong for him, no amount of embarrassment can suppress his superhero appetite. I guess there is no mental price too high to pay for free pasta and unlimited bread sticks at Olive Garden or a burger at the Ram's Horn. Marty, for all of the shame this is bringing you, I sure hope that burger came with cheese ($.50 extra for the idiots who bought it for you).

Now it appears that The People's Mayor has arraigned for the next proverbial kick to the sweaty groin of the Mongoose. Thomas LaDuke has invited a previous Marty scam target to appear on his wildly popular and entertaining show, Bourbon on the Rocks. Not only did Erica Hammel agree to be on the program, she immediately began to expose Marty the liar on the F.A.I.R. Facebook page. The screen shots of Marty's lie filled messages to Erica where absolutely priceless!  You just can't buy a ticket to entertainment like this.

The Fracas in Fraser has now spun out of control for Marty and it's really just getting started. Can the promise of dinner at the Green Lantern keep Elder Avenger coming back for more? The short answer is yes. Honestly, Marty would endure the embarrassment he's getting for a can of Vienna sausage's and a box of Twinkies.

The Seduction

His life really couldn't get much worse and he's really that hungry. Marty has no shame, conscious, morals or any other trait that might make him think twice about what he does. The world hates Marty and he hates it right back so he might as well get some free food in the deal.

I may just be selfish but, I really look forward to the days ahead because I know Marty will continue to supply us with entertainment. Let's all hope the Fosters keep feeding this idiot because it really does bring out his best stupidity. While the fun continues we would love to hear from everyone who's watching. Marty reads here all day long so feel free to leave him a comment. That's where the real fun is!

Love and kisses,

Johnny