I hope everyone got a chance to watch Marty's State of the Mongoose Address last night. I know I now look forward to the first and third Monday of each month. I've been to many comedy clubs where the performer is no where near as funny as watching the Saint Clair Shores Village Idiot, who now claims to live in Eastpointe. So, as expected, Marty introduces himself with a lie. We all know where you and your fat girlfriend, Linda, live, Marty.
The latest Mongoose address was very entertaining, to say the least. Marty starts out with his newest threat towards Robin Williams, the ex landlord, not the dead comedian. By now, everyone who reads here knows about Marty and his dumb ass friend Carla's attacks on Robin's teenage daughter. How a couple of idiots as fat as those two could make fun of a young girls weight is a question I could write an entire article about. Their insults were enough to provoke Robin to contact the police about the bullying of her daughter by these alleged grown adults. Marty was contacted by the police and warned that the attacks had better stop. Tamped down Mongoose again.
At the council meeting, Marty claimed that Robin accused him of having contact with her daughter. Of course that's just not true but when has Marty ever let the truth interfere with what he says? He goes on to say he's working with Macomb County Prosecutor to go after Robin for filing a false police report. By now, I'm sure the FBI, DOJ, or Carla's "friends" at the CIA are helping with this investigation. Either that or Marty can't even afford to get copies of the report to get the investigation started. We should all be on the lookout for the obligatory "fireworks" prediction from Marty. What an idiot!
Next Marty moves on to his arch enemy, FlemShady. Based on Marty spending his entire weekend searching the Internet for stuff to post about Shady, I believe Sean has now replaced MVZ as Mongoose Enemy Number One, most likely to try and bond with his man-crush Bill Windsor who just got slapped with a nice $250k judgment by Flem's attorney. Unfortunately, Marty is too stupid to find anything on the Internet so all he posted were links to Sean's videos. Marty isn't smart enough to figure out that every time he sends someone to watch the videos, Flem gets paid by Google. Well played, Marty, that'll teach Sean a lesson. If only Marty had a moronic balloon sex fetish clown to feed him info about Shady, he might have something really good to post.
Anyway, back to Marty's address to the council. As the council stares off into space trying to figure out what the idiot is talking about, Marty named Sean as his cyberstalker. He then gives Sean credit for forming a "hate blog" but doesn't give the blog's name. We all know what blog he's talking about and we also know that Sean didn't form it. Just like MVZ, Robin, or anyone else Marty has named didn't form it. That moron is just as clueless about this blog as he was when he was watching the FBI surveillance tapes and coming to Texas to put cuffs on people. You're a complete imbecile Marty and the sooner you accept that the better off you'll be.
Marty continues his speech by mentioning the letter he received from the Madison Heights police about Flem. He finally figured out he should drop all the criminal charges the letter never mentioned and stick with the only thing the letter said: Nothing criminal so if you want to do something about it, hire a lawyer and try to get a restraining order. Marty tells the council that's exactly what he's going to do. By the time Marty serves Flem with all of the PPO's he already claims he's got, it'll be heavier than a Bill Windsor affidavit.
After Marty finishes with his major two concerns for the city, he closes with his usual crap. Marty announced yet another fundraiser he'll be leading. After watching the idiot talk about fundraiser after fundraiser that have never raised a nickel for anyone, I glaze over when he mentions them now. I honestly don't know what he claimed he was going to raise funds for now but we all know any money raised will be going towards one of his enormous food bills anyway. I'm not going to bother trying to figure out what cause he was lying about trying to help. The time buzzer went off while Marty was trying to mention a senior lady that fell somewhere. Apparently, his elder advocacy just isn't as important as getting in some empty threats at who he's currently mad at.
In summary: Fat imbecile in tattered clothes whined at a city council meeting about people he doesn't like. No news here. Check back in two weeks.
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