Marty Prehn is a Racist Hypocrite!

Happy Labor Day to all of our Car Parts Delivery Boy Union Member readers!

As we all are still trying to recover from the horror of Marty's corpse-like makeover, the Mongoose did us another great favor. He posted a reminder of what a hypocrite he truly is. Of course, we all already knew that but he took a break from his new Facebook approach to provide us with more proof to point it out. 

The picture above was posted by Marty this Labor Day weekend. Apparently, his daughter and granddaughter were in town and made the mistake of an obligatory drive-by visit with creepy Grandpa Marty. I won't comment on the wisdom of ever letting a child be exposed to an idiot like Marty, but let's just say I'd never do it. As you can see, though, Marty was thrilled enough about the visit he immediately posted about it on Facebook. I'm left to wonder if he asked his granddaughter to donate to his future good works? Probably didn't ask and just stole her lemonade stand money for gas.

Normally, you couldn't fault a grandpa for happily posting pictures of his granddaughter, but this is Marty we're talking about. When looking at his profile, you can't help but notice there are no other pictures of this grandchild. That's because Marty was banned by his daughter from posting them. Marty's daughter is the smartest of his children by a large margin. She literally fled the state of Michigan to avoid the stigma that anyone associated with the Mongoose enjoys. She made her own life, with no help from her worthless dad, far away from the stupidity that is Martin E. Prehn (Jr or Sr). Can you really blame Stephanie for not wanting her daughter's picture posted all over the fantasy page of an Elder D.A.W.G.?

The posting of Marty's granddaughter's picture leads me to this important question: Why hasn't the Moronic Mongoose ever posted a picture of his grandson Tay Tay? Not only does Marty flop with this child's father, the poor little guy lives about five miles from them. Couldn't Marty pose for a picture with this grandchild during the child's visitation with his dad? Why isn't Marty having family dinners that involve Tay Tay? Everyone who reads here knows exactly why: This child is mixed race and the wonderful prejudiced Prehns don't acknowledge the child even exists. This is a great example of what a huge hypocrite Marty is. He's ready to march for black causes and preach racial unity in Detroit in his latest desperate attempt to get on TV, but can't be bothered by his mixed race grandson. You walked arm in arm with MLK, Marty, but you refuse to be seen with your black grandson? How does that work, exactly? We all know of the company you keep and provide police escorts for. Lovely people like Carla:

"Carla Sauer-Iyer

September 2 at

10:50am

Just let me get a hold of these Barbarian Porch Monkey Nigga's.csi"

When Jr was trying to deny being the child's father, Marty was leading the attacks on Tay's mother. He called her a black whore, ridiculed her ethnic name and so on. Once it was was proven that "Jr, you are the father" why didn't Marty embrace his only grandson? Marty didn't seem to have a problem with Jr having sex with this black woman, only the fact that she became pregnant from it. Is the message Marty was sending is that it's ok to use a black woman's for sex, just don't take responsibility for the child you created? I doubt those black women empowerment groups that Marty has been recently sharing Facebook post from would appreciate that sentiment. Makes Marty's recent civil rights activist act pretty transparent don't you think? Maybe Malik Shabazz should speak with the deadbeat Prehns about the importance of good male role models in the lives of young black men? Also lecture "Don't ever get pregnant by a white trash loser" to the black community at large.

Since Marty is too racist and hypocritical to post a picture of his black grandson but is quick to post pictures of his white granddaughter, I feel it's our duty to post one here. This is Marty's only grandson:

I can't help but feel sorry for this poor child. His father Martin E. Prehn Jr is a worthless, deadbeat criminal. His grandfather Martin E. Prehn is a worthless, deadbeat, lying idiot. I can only hope Tay's mother manages to do the same thing Stephanie was able to pull off. Get as far away from the worthless male Prehns as possible. Anyone named Martin E. Prehn will do nothing but bring you down.

Good luck, Tay Tay. You have two huge strikes against you so early in life. I hope you manage to overcome them.

Lair of the Mongoose, Part Trois

Happy Memorial Day Weekend to all of our loyal readers. As we honor the brave souls who made the decision to serve our country, unlike the cowardly Mongoose, we thought we would bring you the latest update on the dumbest human to ever pose as a veteran: Marty Prehn.

As I'm sure everyone here knows, great resources go into seeking the latest information on the very public figure, Elder D.A.W.G. Now that that RC3 is gone and half of our budget doesn't end up in G-strings or spent on alcohol, we've added a new weapon in our battle to save Michigan from the disease we call the Mongoose. I felt that if Marty was going to use a drone to gather information on Saint Clair Shores residents, it must be a great investigative tool. A drone would allow us to search the area for signs that the Mongoose had  been on the prowl. A drone was purchased with the optional ammonia (piss) detection sensor to try to sniff out Marty. It worked better than planned.

It didn't take long for this new investment to pay off. It appears the latest dump, I mean Mongoose Lair, has been located. Marty likes to believe that he's a master of deception by telling the SCS council that he lives in Eastpointe, but the truth is that he's just a liar who squats his fat ass in Roseville, probably with Jr.

After our drone zeroed in on the incredible odor coming from this location, an operative was sent to confirm the presence of the Mongoose. Look what was found parked in the driveway.

I would speculate about how or why Marty ended up as Jr's roommate but the possibilities are endless. Did Linda finally figure out Marty was a worthless liar? Did the apartment management get tired of the complaints about the smell coming from Linda's apartment? Did Linda discover all the sexting Marty was doing with Carla? Did the debt load that occurs when trying to feed Marty finally become more than Linda could take? Did Marty eat the last Twinkie? We might never know the answers to these important questions, but we do know that Roseville's loss is Saint Clair Shores gain!  Eastpointe seems to have been spared. For now....

From the appearance of this latest Lair, MVP Productions better hurry up and start organizing fundraisers. I can't imagine Jr will be able to tolerate being in such tight quarters with his "best friend", daddy Marty. After Jr kicks him out, maybe Marty can move in with one of his new business associates, Jamie or Denny. That could really help get their new production company off the ground. 

Who are we kidding? Denny has already lived with con men in the joint and Jamie, well, he's probably way too intelligent to live with the likes of Marty...

Evil Mongoose Spawn...

Not dissimilar to giving your son a Bubble Mower or daughter an Easy Bake Oven, Marty is preparing Jr to follow in his footsteps; aka Mongoose Tutoring.

Throughout our coverage of Marty Prehn's antics, we've seen plenty of examples of what a lowlife he truly is. Nothing sacred - nothing off limits.

Marty has spent at least the last twenty years doing his best to get others to pay his way through a life of leisure and sitting around eating too much. From his parents, various scams, fundraisers, Florence Iverson and anyone else Marty could con into donating a few dollars to help with his imaginary "good works", Elder Dawg has depended on others to support him. The reason Marty is constantly looking for something to attach his name to for some media coverage is simple; he needs to manufacture evidence of his advocacy work to post on his Facebook page so he has something to reference when begging for money. It's hard to ask people to donate to Marty's cause of the month when all he really does is sit on his enormous ass searching the Internet for things to take credit for.

Marty the Junior lived with his dad up until Marty lost his parent's home. Jr saw first hand how Marty depended on anyone he could to pay his bills and more importantly, feed him. When your father has no job, and no plans to get one, it's hard for a youngster to learn the value of hard work. Marty's absolute refusal to work to support himself set the example for his son, who was watching the whole time. It now appears that Marty Jr is going to follow in his fathers footsteps and start trying to scam his way through life. 

That's right CoMmies, you are actually seeing that correctly. The above picture is a screen shot from Marty Jr's (aka Marty Erwin) Facebook page. It is a link to a GoFundMe.com page set up by Jr to raise funds for his father's emergency heart transplant. I can only assume Jr decided that selling drugs was just too much work and has now moved into the family business - scamming donations. Daddy must be so proud!

Obviously, Marty has passed his strongest character traits on to the next generation of worthless, idiotic morons named Martin E Prehn. I guess it's safe to say Jr has now graduated from Mongoose Tutoring. Jr is following the Mongoose playbook so closely, he didn't even bother to think up a new scam. He just recycled his mentor's "I Need a Hero" fiasco, and dumbed it way down while increasing the impact of the lie. Who can forget the Marty narrative posted here where the Mongoose was trying to con Ellen Degeneres, Paula Deen and others because he needed a lifesaving pacemaker and was gonna put on a star studded weekend long event, complete with his own eulogy and casket!

Jr is now attempting the lazy version of the same scam. No need to send messages to famous people, or announce a fake fundraiser. Just spend five minutes setting up a donation page and now claim that his precious papa Marty needs a heart transplant - yes, that same papa that he removed as a Facebook friend and dropped his last name. Jr has managed to do even less work than Marty did when this scam was first attempted. Has Jr now taken the famous Prehn laziness to a new level? Has the student now become the master?

Now that Marty Jr has decided to follow his infamous father's career path, what should we expect to see from him? If Jr follows his Mongoose Tutoring like his dad taught him, he should soon be announcing his great advocacy against something he is guilty of doing. Of course, Jr's options are more limited than Marty's because he's so much younger. He hasn't had the time to commit the variety of low life acts his father has. Will Jr become an advocate against drug sales and use? Maybe Jr can have a Camp Out to Stamp Out Assault with Bodily Injury (less than manslaughter, of course). Or, he could take up the fight against using stolen credit cards online. How about advocating to end Bridge Card/Food Stamp fraud? The list of possibilities grows by the day! In my opinion, Jr should organize a Walk Against Deadbeat Parents. He could use some of the money raised to pay down his back child support before he ends up in jail again for non payment.

Tay Tay needs some new shoes, Marty Erwin!