The Prehn's Throw a Hail Mary Pass

If there is one thing we've learned while watching the Prehn family, they are very skilled at coming up with new schemes. While checking up on Jr's upcoming sentencing for pleading guilty to drug charges, this little gem was discovered. 

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It looks like Jr has hired himself a new attorney. Tim Barkovic is a very controversial Saint Claire Shores defense attorney. He's well known for several run ins with various police officers involved in his cases. Does this mean Jr now plans on taking his guilty plea back? Did he have some great remembrance that he was innocent after all? What part did Marty Sr play in this sudden change of heart? Has Sr finally decided to use his vast influence over the Michigan courts, judges, and prosecutors to help save his son from prison?

Could this quote from Marty be a preview of a new defense strategy for Jr?

" It does appear that there had been some mental or depression issues that happened over the course of the last year or even longer" 

Are depression or other mental issues now a defense for being a drug dealer?

In an ironic twist, Jr's new lawyer also has a high profile client in another case. He represents Eric Gala, a person Marty loves to rant about. Like this for example:

January 22.

"Here is a photo you can use when you do a follow up article to the Dr. Jim Chism case. I have uncovered some more interesting information related to a motive as to why Eric Gala has his parents tied to their bed at the hotel. Gordie did a great job on the 2nd day of the trial. See you on Monday the 27th at Circuit Court."

Does this mean that while working with Jr's attorney on his case, Marty will be trying to sabotage another case the same attorney is working on? That should make for some very tense moments in the near future. Or maybe Marty has had a change of heart and decided that Gala really didn't do anything worse to his parents than Marty did to his own mother. Has Marty now joined forces with people who defend alleged elder abusers?

Another aspect of this lawyer substitution is of course money. How do the Prehn's plan on paying for such a high profile attorney? How do you go from needing a public defender to a guy like Barkovic? Has Marty somehow convinced this lawyer he has a winnable lawsuit against the law enforcement agencies involved in Jr's arrest? Does this mean Marty plans on reviving his $30 million lawsuit against the sheriff's department? Did Barkovic act out of haste the day before Jr's sentencing because he saw a big settlement opportunity but didn't have time to research it before stepping in? I have a feeling this won't end well for Jr if he takes back his guilty plea.

Is Marty going to sacrifice his son's criminal case for his own chance at getting some money? From past experience watching Marty we all know he'd sell out anyone for a few dollars, including his own family.

Is Marty Prehn The World's Biggest Liar?

During our time together at the CoM, we have seen Marty tell some of the biggest lies I've ever witnessed. When it comes to his own greatness, Marty is gifted with an incredible imagination. It always amazes me that Marty can even think up some of the lies he has told. 

From his historic day with Ron & Nancy Reagan to his watching the FBI's hidden cameras, we've seen just about every form of lie imaginable. I can only imagine what his income tax returns look like. Or even his applications for various forms of public assistance. 

After my time watching Marty I have come to one important conclusion. If Marty is talking or typing, chances are he's lying. So as we await Marty's next great lie we're left with this question: Is Marty Prehn the world's biggest liar? And I'm not referring to his actual physical size. I doubt anyone could compete with Marty in that category. Do you feel that Marty is the most prolific liar this planet has ever seen? The floor is open as to why or why not.

Your opinions will be forwarded to the Michigan AG, Bob Seger, various Senators, Debbie Boone, Nancy Reagan and Paula Deen...

Marty Prehn Has Risen

As families gather today, dinner tables across the world are discussing the RESURRECTION.

Oh, sure. A few might be thinking about Jesus Christ rising from the dead, proving that He is indeed the Son of God, but we're sure more people are celebrating the resurrection of Marty's Elder Abuse scam from last year.

So far, the latest incarnation of his scam needs a name as catchy as last year's I NEED A HERO, aka MONGOOSAPALOOZA...

Here's where you can help.  CoM is asking it's readership to review last year's notes below and provide your input on what this year's scam should be dubbed.  Suggested co-host ideas are also welcome.

The winning submission will be eligible to hold Marty's coveted souvenir statue for ten seconds, provided we can find it at the local landfill after he abandoned it when he skipped out on his rent.

So you and your family are invited to make history together with CoM - just like Marty and Ronald Reagan did in 1979 (or was it 1980? We're not sure and neither is Marty...)

"Marty Prehn Thanks for remembering me. Nice to know that I have not changed much since my skinny days at BJU. Hey Debbie Philgreen Boone. I am trying to get Debby Boone to come and sing at my coming out event on August 10th called I NEED A HERO. It is to get national awareness to the crimes of Elder and Guardianship Abuse, the financial exploitation of the Elderly. Put a stop to human trafficking and see about raising the necessary legal funds to fight my case in the US Federal Court and see about getting me a pacemaker. As the song goes What doesn't kill you makes yoiu stronger that just not apply to mt achy breaky heart.  High to all my event is planned to be a nationally televised event and will be lived stream so make sure to watch it or record it. I will be doing 2 David Copperfield type magic tricks. Lose over 100 lbs (pledge an amount per pound) and raise over $1,000,000 before the end of the yaer or before I die which ever comes first.

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"Glenda Lewis how would you like to be one of my co hosts of I NEED A HERO program that I am putting on in the City of St. Clair Shores on Saturday August 10th to address the issues of Elder and Guardianship Abuse, Financial Exploitation of Vulnerable Adults, Bullying, Human Trafficking and to see about raising money to keep me alive with a pacemaker that my cardiologist say I need as I have just been told that without it my days are numbered. Call me at 1 586 563 0989 and let me know when channel 7 is having a dinner in Cheryl Chodoun's honor as I want to be invited and speak as to her greatness as a tv journalist. I will be having a contest between the 3 major Detroit Networks to see which Michigan Heroes and which Hollywood legends we can have come to raise national awareness of these crimes against the elderly. I am thinking of also have Bise from Channel 4 and Taryn Asher or Amy Lange from FOX 2 news Detroit as my other co hosts as well. Call me and let's make this happen and I figured out a way to reprive you in your mother's role as the reporter who interviewed the future Heavy Weight Champion of the world. I think you will like it. Youwill be very suprised who the 2 Super Heavy Weights are that will go into the ring to Fight to STOP Elder and Guardianship Abuse. Many do not know this but I was Sylvester Stallone's speech coach and had to teach him to talk with that Philidelphia accent and east coast drawl. Absolutely."

"Dear Paula Deen. My name is Marty Prehn and I am a national Elder Advocate who has fought for the rights of the elderly, the military and those who are the victims of bullying. I am putting on an event on August 10th to get National and International Awareness of Elder and Guardianship Abuse, human trafficking and groups that are working to address those with Alzheimer's and Dementia. I need a co-host for the show and would like for you to join me. It is my intentions to get national media at this event as I will be conducting my own memorial service as I am dying and need to have a pacemaker implanted to keep me alive. Please contact me via e-mail at mprehn2004@yahoo.com or like you southern girls do just give me a call on my cell at 1 586 563 0989 so we can talk about this further. Please do me a favor though. You made your apology and asked for forgiveness so let's move forward and Let's give them something of substance to really talk about. Love you Paula and hold you head up high as you have nothing to be ashamed about and I will be your wingman any time of the day or night." on Paula Deen's timeline.

Jun 29"

"Hey Alysse see if Dr. Phil wants to co-host this event with me and have his tv crew film this event for his tv show. My e-mail address is mprehn2004@yahoo.com and call me Monday on my cell at 1 586 563 0989. This will be a Michigan Statewide event workshop and lay the groundwork for a State and Federal Task Force to help protect our Vulnerable Adults and he can come and meet me and the 3 Adult children of Dr. James Chism and hear about how we defied the odds and saved this good man's life from a very extreme case of Elder Abuse and Financial Exploitation by his 2nd wife and the adult children's EVIL stepmother. The documentary film THE LAST WILL AND EMBEZZLEMENT starring Hollywood Actor Mickey Rooney will be premiered in a red carpet event in the evening with the films producer and director Pamela Glasner discussing how Elder and Guardianship Abuse effected her family as it has millions across the country. It is my hope that the stars and the Heroes will come out for this one of a kind event. I will even share how I got Ronald Reagan to get the Berlin Wall torn down for my father and have the video to show my father doing just that. Several other celebrities from the Detroit Metro area as well as Hollywood are being asked to be a part of TEAM CHISM and help me launch my Crusade against Elder Abuse Google Marty Prehn Elder Abuse for a recent articles that explains that we are making laws and waking people up to this national epidemic and work together to STOP the bullying and human trafficking of our vulnerable adults.

It is also my sincere hope to engage the FBI and the Department of Justice to form not only a statewide task force but a national taskforce to protect the Elderly from those who would do them harm in order to financially enrich themselves at the elderly person's expense.

Regards,

Marty Prehn aka THE ELDER AVENGER"

Is This the Face of a Woman with No Self-Esteem (or sense of smell)?

The Hypocrisy of Marty Prehn

Today is a special day for CoM. Marty actually made his first ever attempt to post evidence that we are liars. 

The following picture was posted by Marty today while he was supposed to be at work. It appears to be the opening slide of a PowerPoint presentation at the so called "Elder Abuse Summit" Marty had been hyping his appearance at for over a week. I could be wrong because my eyesight isn't what it once was but, it looks like it says "Elder Fraud Summit". 

I thought this event was to address his mother's and the Legendary Doc Chism's cases, not on how old folks shouldn't give out their ATM PINs? 

It is interesting how vehemently he defends his attendance at a free event, but won't offer a shard of proof on his mother's abuse and murder - even when ordered to do so or face a contempt of court.  

 
Once again Marty's head is stuck so far up his ass, he didn't pay attention to what his own post says. If the world famous "Elder Abuse Advocate" known as the Elder Avenger doesn't know the difference between fraud and abuse, I would question what he's actually advocating for. I'll dumb this down just for you Marty. Abuse is what you did to your mother. Fraud is what you did to her bank account! Are you catching on yet Marty?

The viewpoint this picture was taken from is also very telling. It appears to me it was taken from a regular seat in the audience, not from the tables up front where I'd think the keynote speaker would be seated. I see this picture as proof Marty was nothing more than an audience member just like the elderly people who were there for information, except he wasn't actually invited, is not a senior citizen, and lives in a different county. 

If I had been an organizer for this event, I would have had Marty sitting front and center. That would have made it easier to point him out as exactly the type of scammer the elderly should be leery of. If only someone had done that for Flo before Marty got his hooks in her. I'd like proof from Marty that he didn't have a big "Exhibit A" sign around his fat neck. 

I do find it very encouraging that Marty has started to pay attention to our repeated calls for any form of proof of the claims he makes. Could his next great posting be his much talked about degree from BJU? Or maybe a copy of the PPO he claims to have for Sean Fleming? The anticipation and suspense is starting to get to me. We should all be prepared for the disappointment that follows any expectation of Marty doing anything other than spewing more lies on Facebook. 

As we await the next great Marty posting that is sure to come, I can't help but wonder what he'll come up with next. Will it be his same old threats to have people arrested? Will he be on the way to save another elderly person and their money? The only thing you can really be sure of is that Marty will continue to show us what an idiotic, worthless, hypocrite he always has been and always will be. 

Marty Prehn: Serial Photo Bomber/Liar Extraordinaire

Today I'd like to thank Marty Prehn. He continues to supply us all with an endless supply of comedy to laugh at. This is Marty's latest idiotic comment for our entertainment:

Marty Prehn
"So I wonder what Bob Cookout III and his cyber stalkers and cyber terrorists will say now about me not being at Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette's press conference announcing that he is running for re-election. Let's see if they have are man or woman enough to admit that they were wrong and don't have a clue about what they are talking about. Same goes for their lies about me not graduating from BJU or that I got a pilot's license to fly a real plane when I was in college or that I know US Senator Carl Levin and the list goes on about all the lies that they seem to enjoy telling about me. Oh and the other one is that Bill Windsor is no longer talking to me. Their latest fabrication is that I was not at the Elder Abuse Conference that was held in Troy, Michigan this past Friday that Sean Fleming said that he may attend but failed to deliver with his presence. Interesting too that Troy Mayor Dane Slater was not at this event and the question is why? I know both the Police Chief from Troy and the Sgt that Sean Fleming talked to and left his phone number to make false allegations about me which has caused a file to be open on Sean Fleming and be investigated as a internet hacker, cyber stalker and cyber terrorist and how has made death threats against myself and Bill Windsor. I was so wanting Sean Fleming to be there and have a restraining order served on him at this event and catch it all on video to play it on you tube. Bill Windsor are you still in Madison Heights? Oh and Sean and the JILK loser please note that I am wearing my SPECIAL AGENT hat that just seems to get your panties in a wad. Yeah I know Sean you don't wear panties as you go commando. Using your military training to commit internet crimes is a serious charge Sean and will get you into trouble rregarding your military benefits."

Marty went into lie overload with this one. I'll try to touch on a few of them for our laughing pleasure. 

I'll start with the picture this comment was posted under. Anyone who was willing to wait in line could have their picture taken with the AG candidate. You were literally drooling for the chance to pose with this unsuspecting man, as evidenced by your shirt stain. This picture in no way means Marty is connected to the candidate or special. All it really shows is how desperate this sweat stained idiot is to try to make himself look like more than the real life loser nobody he really is. 

Is this the same attorney general that is putting your sister in federal prison for 20 years for murder? You know, the one you've had open up poor Trish's suicide as a murder committed by MVZ? The same guy who your weirdo group wants to put on trial for treason and assume his position?

Next I'll mention him graduating from BJU. The university has no record that Marty received a degree. Of course Marty would never lie about one of his great achievements in life so I assume the university records must be wrong. Maybe Marty will post a copy of his diploma to help set the record straight and prove that I'm the liar not him. I won't be holding my breath waiting for that to ever happen. 

It has been confirmed several times now that no one in Carl Levin's office, including the Senator himself, have any idea who Marty is. This is just another lie Marty tells to look important to his prospective victims. He'll continue to make this claim until he gets a cease and desist from the Senator. 

Now I'll talk directly to Marty because it's obvious he reads here on a regular basis. Marty, could you please post the death threats against you that you keep referencing? Nobody cares enough about you to threaten you either way. While you're posting your proof maybe you should include the restraining order you claim to have against Sean. You have his address so why not just stop by and give it to him like you did Mr Kraus? I think it's safe to say you haven't done that because this is just one more of your lies. 

Moving on to the next topic, your "please be my daddy" man crush Big Vexi. I never said he stopped talking to you. I said he never talked to you in the first place. After he received the donation from Flo in your name, he was done with you. The fact that you actually believe he was recently in Michigan shows just how out of touch and mentally challenged you are. If Bill were to ever actually read your idiotic spew, he would shake his head at just how stupid you really are. 

Last but certainly not least, your Special Agent hat. It doesn't bother anyone in the least that you wear a hat that any moron can buy at Walmart. The fact that you squeeze that thing onto your incredibly fat head before going anywhere is actually a great source of laughs. I'd have hoped Linda Fergan Bowery would have pointed out just how stupid you look wearing it but maybe she needs the assurance that no other woman would even consider talking to someone that dresses that way. 

Marty Prehn Comes Through For Us

As we approach the end of another weekend I have to admit, I'm disappointed in our favorite super hero. Not a single post from The Elder Avenger about his great triumph at Friday's "Elder Abuse" summit. 

Experience tells all of us Marty would never attend an event without photo bombing everyone in attendance. Why haven't we had the pleasure of seeing his smiling face in the background of pics from this event? Has Hula Helen been too busy this weekend to convert his pics sent to her in text messages into email so he can post them? 

Marty was supposed to be a keynote speaker this past Friday. He claimed he would be discussing his mother's case as well as his historic participation in the Dr Chism case. Why didn't Mrs Mongoose post a video of Marty "saying a few words" immediately on her Facebook? I would think this speech would be far more important than the drunken ramblings from the VFW she posted with great pride recently. 

What about the national task force against elder abuse that Marty is going to lead? Wasn't this luncheon supposed to be it's great introduction? I would think the press would have wanted to record this historic beginning to such an important task force, including pictures of Marty front and center wearing a T-shirt under a sports coat that's two sizes too small?

As the weekend slowly passed I became worried that Marty's trip into enemy territory had resulted in something terrible for the Mongoose. Then Saturday night we received a reassuring gift from Marty that showed that all was well and nothing had changed. He provided us with another completely idiotic comment on Big Vexi's page:

"Marty Prehn Based on a phone call by This same Sean Fleming the Troy Police department has opened a case file on him as they believe he is unstable and was telling them that I was a threat and a terrorist and left his telephone number with them and provided copies of text messages from me that also showed his IP address and his stupidity as he did not know that back in the 90's I worked with the sgt. that he called and talked to and that I also know the Troy police Chief back when I worked at Oakland Mall. Everyone in law enforcement was made aware of the verbal and written threats that this ACME boy wonder has made against both XXXX XXXXXXX and myself. This includes the Oakland County Prosecuting Attorney's office, the DOJ the FBI and the SPECIAL AGENT with the Secret Service. Sean Fleming has shown how much of an ass he is. A true disgrace to the uniform. I wonder why Sean does not reveal the REAL reason that he is no longer in the military and the reason for his divorce."
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As usual Marty's stupidity oozes from this comment. I find it very amusing anytime Marty comments on someone's mental state. What is it about him that makes him believe he's an expert on mental issues? Is it because he suffers from so many he's able to spot them in others now?

Marty seems to think because he learned how to type the acronym "IP" that now it's another tool he can threaten people with. Why would someone else's IP be attached to text Marty sent? He should learn more about IP's than just how to spell it. 

Of course no spew by Marty would be complete without including all the 3 letter agencies he has told about his target. Not to mention he can't help but include his all caps SPECIAL AGENT in any rant he posts. I did notice he decided to add the Secret Service to his list this time. Were they added because of Marty's close ties to the present and past presidents? Are they now going after anyone who makes Marty mad because he's become so important to national security? Or is it because he saw something on TV about them last week and he managed to remember the agency's name during his latest rant? 

Top Things Overheard From Marty Prehn Today

The Golgothan - also referred to as a "shit demon" or "excremental" - is a vile creature composed of human excrement. It was brought into existence from the pain and misery of the people of Golgotha who were put to death by crucification and given form by the waste excreted by the victims upon death. Its stench is unbearable and can diminish a person's will to fight, causing most to flee from it.

Today was the date for the all important Elder Fraud presentation held in Troy Michigan. Marty has been hyping his appearance at this event for weeks now. He could never get the name right and called it an Elder Abuse summit but who are we to criticize? The following is a list of the Top Fifteen things Marty was overheard saying at the event:

15. "No, that's a different Marty Prehn."

14. "I'll have the national media cover your story."

13. "I'm a member of NASAGA."

12. "I'm having dinner with POTUS Easter Sunday."

11. "The people I work with in the FBI, CIA, DOJ..."

10. "No I'm not with that fat lady, she's just my ride."

9. "Yes I'm with the FBI, can't you tell from the hat I'm wearing." 

8. "My bullet proof vest adds 40 pounds."

7. "When they're that old and bedridden, you don't have to feed them often."

6. "They will all be in federal prison soon." 

5. "Like my good friend..."

4. "Please don't Google my name, I have jealous haters."

3. "It was either 79 or 80 when Ronny and I made history."

2. "I'm here to help, do you have PayPal?"

And the number one most overheard Marty comment at today's event was:

"Are you going to finish that?"

If any more of our readers were at the event today, feel free to add anything you might have overheard Marty saying. 

Marty Prehn: "Someone Help Me!"

Our lovable muse Marty is at it again. He just can't help posting his stupid comments on Facebook. It is very entertaining when you know the truth compared to what he posts. Today he blessed us with this inspirational nugget:

"Marty Prehn shared Chris Widener's photo.
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Isn't this the truth. So sorry MVP, Bob Cookout and all of the whittle joey's of the world. Cause I do NOT give a damn about what you think of me. Hey Bill Windsor how did the deposition go this week? Who is next in the batter's box? Let me know when the people from Michigan are served and when they will be required to come to Texas to be deposed. I guess they have never read MCL 600. and conducting a retaliation eviction. Maybe they should have read the booklet about being a landlord or a tenant as both have rights and mine have been violated. Is that a Robin I hear choking on a worm. Johnny Cockrun she is not."

Anyone who even remotely follows the Big Vexi drama knows there were no depositions. As usual Marty is lost and confused and has no idea what he's talking about. Marty also seems to think Big Vexi can just add anyone Marty is mad at to a defamation lawsuit in Texas. Sorry Marty, that's just not how it works. What has your ex landlord done that would make BV go to the expense of deposing them? Just because you send him a list of all the people who caused you butthurt doesn't make them defendants in someone else's lawsuit. 

If Marty doesn't care what we think about him, then why is he constantly talking about us? There has never been a single mention of his lover Linda Fergan Bowery on his Facebook page. How does it make her feel to know he thinks about me more that her even though she's paying his way?

As Marty has done his entire life, he's waiting on someone to take care of his problems for him. Flo has become Marty's new mother to take care of him and Marty is really hoping BV will fill the father role in his completely worthless life. I'm afraid it's not going to happen. You had a better chance of landing Dr Chism as your new sucker/dad. Maybe Mr Fergan will take that role soon. 

Has Marty become so infatuated with BV that now he is imagining conversations with him. How else would you explain this?

"Marty Prehn Hey wait a minute Bill. Didn't the little joey's claim that you and I had a falling out and you were no longer talking to me? Talk about a bunch of habitual liiars who hide behind the name anonymous. Did you know that the word anonymous is derived from the greek word CHICKENSCHITT?
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There was not a comment from BV to provoke this response. Marty posted it right under his previous comment. Has Marty become so desperate for this man's attention that he just makes up conversations with him? What's Marty going to do when he finally figures out BV can't save him from his own lies and deceptions that he openly posts for all the world to see? Or pay his past due rent and property taxes? Stay tuned because I'm sure the meltdown will be quite a show!