As families gather today, dinner tables across the world are discussing the RESURRECTION.
Oh, sure. A few might be thinking about Jesus Christ rising from the dead, proving that He is indeed the Son of God, but we're sure more people are celebrating the resurrection of Marty's Elder Abuse scam from last year.
So far, the latest incarnation of his scam needs a name as catchy as last year's I NEED A HERO, aka MONGOOSAPALOOZA...
Here's where you can help. CoM is asking it's readership to review last year's notes below and provide your input on what this year's scam should be dubbed. Suggested co-host ideas are also welcome.
The winning submission will be eligible to hold Marty's coveted souvenir statue for ten seconds, provided we can find it at the local landfill after he abandoned it when he skipped out on his rent.
So you and your family are invited to make history together with CoM - just like Marty and Ronald Reagan did in 1979 (or was it 1980? We're not sure and neither is Marty...)
"Marty Prehn Thanks for remembering me. Nice to know that I have not changed much since my skinny days at BJU. Hey Debbie Philgreen Boone. I am trying to get Debby Boone to come and sing at my coming out event on August 10th called I NEED A HERO. It is to get national awareness to the crimes of Elder and Guardianship Abuse, the financial exploitation of the Elderly. Put a stop to human trafficking and see about raising the necessary legal funds to fight my case in the US Federal Court and see about getting me a pacemaker. As the song goes What doesn't kill you makes yoiu stronger that just not apply to mt achy breaky heart. High to all my event is planned to be a nationally televised event and will be lived stream so make sure to watch it or record it. I will be doing 2 David Copperfield type magic tricks. Lose over 100 lbs (pledge an amount per pound) and raise over $1,000,000 before the end of the yaer or before I die which ever comes first.
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"Glenda Lewis how would you like to be one of my co hosts of I NEED A HERO program that I am putting on in the City of St. Clair Shores on Saturday August 10th to address the issues of Elder and Guardianship Abuse, Financial Exploitation of Vulnerable Adults, Bullying, Human Trafficking and to see about raising money to keep me alive with a pacemaker that my cardiologist say I need as I have just been told that without it my days are numbered. Call me at 1 586 563 0989 and let me know when channel 7 is having a dinner in Cheryl Chodoun's honor as I want to be invited and speak as to her greatness as a tv journalist. I will be having a contest between the 3 major Detroit Networks to see which Michigan Heroes and which Hollywood legends we can have come to raise national awareness of these crimes against the elderly. I am thinking of also have Bise from Channel 4 and Taryn Asher or Amy Lange from FOX 2 news Detroit as my other co hosts as well. Call me and let's make this happen and I figured out a way to reprive you in your mother's role as the reporter who interviewed the future Heavy Weight Champion of the world. I think you will like it. Youwill be very suprised who the 2 Super Heavy Weights are that will go into the ring to Fight to STOP Elder and Guardianship Abuse. Many do not know this but I was Sylvester Stallone's speech coach and had to teach him to talk with that Philidelphia accent and east coast drawl. Absolutely."
"Dear Paula Deen. My name is Marty Prehn and I am a national Elder Advocate who has fought for the rights of the elderly, the military and those who are the victims of bullying. I am putting on an event on August 10th to get National and International Awareness of Elder and Guardianship Abuse, human trafficking and groups that are working to address those with Alzheimer's and Dementia. I need a co-host for the show and would like for you to join me. It is my intentions to get national media at this event as I will be conducting my own memorial service as I am dying and need to have a pacemaker implanted to keep me alive. Please contact me via e-mail at mprehn2004@yahoo.com or like you southern girls do just give me a call on my cell at 1 586 563 0989 so we can talk about this further. Please do me a favor though. You made your apology and asked for forgiveness so let's move forward and Let's give them something of substance to really talk about. Love you Paula and hold you head up high as you have nothing to be ashamed about and I will be your wingman any time of the day or night." on Paula Deen's timeline.
Jun 29"
"Hey Alysse see if Dr. Phil wants to co-host this event with me and have his tv crew film this event for his tv show. My e-mail address is mprehn2004@yahoo.com and call me Monday on my cell at 1 586 563 0989. This will be a Michigan Statewide event workshop and lay the groundwork for a State and Federal Task Force to help protect our Vulnerable Adults and he can come and meet me and the 3 Adult children of Dr. James Chism and hear about how we defied the odds and saved this good man's life from a very extreme case of Elder Abuse and Financial Exploitation by his 2nd wife and the adult children's EVIL stepmother. The documentary film THE LAST WILL AND EMBEZZLEMENT starring Hollywood Actor Mickey Rooney will be premiered in a red carpet event in the evening with the films producer and director Pamela Glasner discussing how Elder and Guardianship Abuse effected her family as it has millions across the country. It is my hope that the stars and the Heroes will come out for this one of a kind event. I will even share how I got Ronald Reagan to get the Berlin Wall torn down for my father and have the video to show my father doing just that. Several other celebrities from the Detroit Metro area as well as Hollywood are being asked to be a part of TEAM CHISM and help me launch my Crusade against Elder Abuse Google Marty Prehn Elder Abuse for a recent articles that explains that we are making laws and waking people up to this national epidemic and work together to STOP the bullying and human trafficking of our vulnerable adults.
It is also my sincere hope to engage the FBI and the Department of Justice to form not only a statewide task force but a national taskforce to protect the Elderly from those who would do them harm in order to financially enrich themselves at the elderly person's expense.
Regards,
Marty Prehn aka THE ELDER AVENGER"
