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Marty Prehn's Idiots of a Feather

Gentle readers;

Between the various wars overseas and Ebola coming to America, the true big story of the week is we've reached a milestone in our continued coverage of the most prolific idiot I've ever witnessed. Marty's cowardice has reached a low that I never dreamed we would see. The Mongoose can't even threaten his enemies himself anymore. Now he has a vexatious moron posting threats for him. Florence Iverson must have declined the job.

The screenshot pictured is from Marty's suspended Facebook page. It appears to be some kind of threat to add Marty's most wanted list of enemies to a lawsuit, William Windsor vs Joeyisalittlekid. Apparently, this Windsor guy is the person RC3 referred to as Big Vexi. In all due respect to my predecessor, "Big Vexi" could have just as easily been "Big Moron". Anyone stupid enough to use information provided by Marty for a legal purpose probably needs some mental help, in my humble opinion of course. Any attorney worth his/her sheepskin will have a field day with involving Marty. Didn't he get the message with that PPO incident I've read about?

This idiotic post to Marty's page must be the brainchild of none other than the Elder Avenger himself. Who else would be stupid enough to post a threat to people on a Facebook page that can't be seen by anyone other than Marty's make believe little friends. How is this supposed to strike fear into Marty's enemies when they can't see it? What will Marty do next, threaten to arrest them while holding his imaginary gun and handcuffs? Perhaps his silly Special Agent hat will make the whole look work for him. Sha right.

I view this latest scare attempt as a good example of what an Elder Dawg does after he's been neutered by a Robin. I assume Marty finally tired of getting laughed at every time he posted his threats so he found someone else to threaten people for him. I would be willing to wager that none of the people listed in this lame threat attempt have even heard of Windsor, much less been a participant in the "largest defamation suit in history". That sounds like something Marty would say. Wouldn't you need to be someone important to receive that level of defamation? How does that happen to somebody that even Marty gave second billing to when he came to Michigan for the big failed PPO attempt? Now Marty is telling this man what to post and who to add to his lawsuit? To me, that doesn't really speak to the importance of this Windsor guy if he's dumb enough to be Marty's stooge.

As Marty burns up his trusty flip phone checking this blog hoping to giggle at the fear he has caused, I have some questions for him: Do you honestly think this newest threat scares anyone? Could you not think of a new investigation that you're supposed to be leading against these people? Can't find any other names to drop of officials you're working with to imprison them? Has every three letter agency finally threatened to arrest you if you keep claiming to be their employee? Couldn't find any code violations to report? Scared to threaten people at city council meetings now that people can point out what a lying idiot you are?

Marty, you've now become the schoolyard bully that got laughed off the playground. As you waddled away, you looked back and said "I'm telling my daddy, and he's going to get you."

I also have a few words for that Big Vexi Dipshit, because I know that as soon as Marty can get to a device that can copy/paste this article, he'll be sending it to you. Him or that Balloon psycho. The people you're threatening have no clue who you are and have no idea what Joeyisalittlekid is. The fact you would post this threat on Marty's page, based on information provided by Marty, shows how far you have fallen. You've become such a "Nobody" that you've been reduced to being Marty's bitch. That's just sad, if you ask me.

And one last thing: Your clip art package that lists for $99.00 was on sale at OfficeMax for $29 with rebate and I can repost your stupid monkey picture until the cows come home. You and your copyright can bite me, you idiot.

Marty Prehn's "Justice 4 Jerks"

The countdown is over. The clown car/Jeep has rolled into the Motor City. The day we have been waiting for has arrived. Today is the day of Marty's big press conference and Big Vexi's PPO hearing against the notorious Sean Fleming.

Will Marty's press conference go down as the biggest in Detroit history? Will Marty and Big Vexi "find justice"? Did Sean pack a bag for his forthcoming five year prison sentence? Can Marty make it through the day without his head exploding because he can't spew on Facebook?

All of these questions will soon be answered and all of you CoMmies know where to get those answers. Stay tuned right here for the breaking news. We'll have updates as it happens or you'll just have to wait for tonight's coverage on the local Detroit broadcast news stations.  Either way, "Showdown in O Town" will surely be discussed in law textbooks for years to come...

Marty Prehn: "Someone Help Me!"

Our lovable muse Marty is at it again. He just can't help posting his stupid comments on Facebook. It is very entertaining when you know the truth compared to what he posts. Today he blessed us with this inspirational nugget:

"Marty Prehn shared Chris Widener's photo.
1 hour ago · Edited 
Isn't this the truth. So sorry MVP, Bob Cookout and all of the whittle joey's of the world. Cause I do NOT give a damn about what you think of me. Hey Bill Windsor how did the deposition go this week? Who is next in the batter's box? Let me know when the people from Michigan are served and when they will be required to come to Texas to be deposed. I guess they have never read MCL 600. and conducting a retaliation eviction. Maybe they should have read the booklet about being a landlord or a tenant as both have rights and mine have been violated. Is that a Robin I hear choking on a worm. Johnny Cockrun she is not."

Anyone who even remotely follows the Big Vexi drama knows there were no depositions. As usual Marty is lost and confused and has no idea what he's talking about. Marty also seems to think Big Vexi can just add anyone Marty is mad at to a defamation lawsuit in Texas. Sorry Marty, that's just not how it works. What has your ex landlord done that would make BV go to the expense of deposing them? Just because you send him a list of all the people who caused you butthurt doesn't make them defendants in someone else's lawsuit. 

If Marty doesn't care what we think about him, then why is he constantly talking about us? There has never been a single mention of his lover Linda Fergan Bowery on his Facebook page. How does it make her feel to know he thinks about me more that her even though she's paying his way?

As Marty has done his entire life, he's waiting on someone to take care of his problems for him. Flo has become Marty's new mother to take care of him and Marty is really hoping BV will fill the father role in his completely worthless life. I'm afraid it's not going to happen. You had a better chance of landing Dr Chism as your new sucker/dad. Maybe Mr Fergan will take that role soon. 

Has Marty become so infatuated with BV that now he is imagining conversations with him. How else would you explain this?

"Marty Prehn Hey wait a minute Bill. Didn't the little joey's claim that you and I had a falling out and you were no longer talking to me? Talk about a bunch of habitual liiars who hide behind the name anonymous. Did you know that the word anonymous is derived from the greek word CHICKENSCHITT?
Like · 5 minutes ago"

There was not a comment from BV to provoke this response. Marty posted it right under his previous comment. Has Marty become so desperate for this man's attention that he just makes up conversations with him? What's Marty going to do when he finally figures out BV can't save him from his own lies and deceptions that he openly posts for all the world to see? Or pay his past due rent and property taxes? Stay tuned because I'm sure the meltdown will be quite a show!

Marty Prehn Gets a Head Start on his Weekend Meltdown

Marty has been a busy little agent this morning. He has posted several of his famous rants on a Big Vexi's page. He started with this: 

"Marty Prehn

Hey Bill Facebook is cooperating with the ongoing investigation that I have going on here in Michigan and they have provided several IP addresses that I have forwarded to the FBI the Michigan State Police and crimestopers and the Michigan Attorney Bill Schuette and Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard. We have also obtained the physical address of Sean Fleming in Madison Heights via his recent divorce case and the Michigan license plate that Sean had posted in a fb video that gave his short wave radio I'd. His short wave radio license is in the process of being revoked and a restraining order and PPO approved exparte' in the Oakland Circuit Court and to be served on Sean and the whole thing shown as a you tube video called JUST WHO IS SEAN FLEMING? Cyber stalker or cyber terrorist. Yeah I had a nice chat with his ex wife and can understand why she filed for divorce. I will be posting his divorce papers and the known IP addresses on my fb page as this information is public information. I am surprised that Sean or Megan or Robert Cockout have not posted the recent photos of me with Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette, Sheriff Michael Bouchard, Oakland County Executive L Brooks Patterson and several other Oakland County politicians. I guess that Sean and Megan and Booby did not get an invitation and I wore my SPECIAL AGENT hat just for them. Get ready Sean they are coming to shut you down. Bad Boy, Bad Boy whatcha going do when they come for you? Bill I sent that information so feel free to post Sean's divorce papers and restraining order that his wife filed against him and the IP address for Robert Cookout III et al to show that we in fact have been provided this information by fb and that Google is cooperation gas well to EXPOSE Megan Van Zelfden and the identities and addresses if all of the whittle Joey's anonymous or otherwise. I guess they did not know that I know Lisa Brown the clerk for the Oakland County Circuit Court. Oops."

There are so many things to cover in this one statement but I'll only touch on a few. According to Marty, Facebook and Google have provided him with my and other's IP addresses. He claims to be sending them to BV to post. Why doesn't Marty post them himself? He's been claiming to have my IP for several months. I'm still waiting for him to post it. I have a feeling it won't be getting posted any time soon. After this Marty had a little exchange on his Facebook page with his head detective Hula Helen:

"Marty Prehn

Helen what are you doing up so late?

Like · 3 hours ago

Helen Childers

Gonna sleep soon

Like · 3 hours ago

Marty Prehn

Ok let's talk this weekend but use your decoder ring so the whittle joeys can't listen in on our conversation. Fb has provided the IP addresses for Robert Cookout and his or her various shadow fb accounts and we do have their identity and can proceed with a defamation and libel lawsuit against him and or her.

Like · 2 hours ago"

So Facebook has given Marty my identity? I can't quite figure out how Facebook could possibly know my identity.  After reading this I commented to Marty that I look forward to seeing him in court April 1st. That is the day of Linda Fergan Bowery's brother's court hearing. Marty is the star witness for Linda. Of course this caused yet another long rant on BV's Facebook page:

"I will call you this morning and discuss what will be happening to Sean Fleming and what will be done to the person or persons posting as Bob Cookout or one of the many names similar to this. The Macomb County Sheriffs department will be in court on Tuesday April 1st and I have PPO's that will be served on those posting as Bob Cookout as I believe that there may be several posting as this person including a Dave Wilson from Warren and a Robin Heaps Williams from St. Clair Shores, Michigan Nd both appear to be bi-polar and mentally unstable and may also have been posting as TEAM X and Love All or Lovell. I will forward to you there addresses so you can include them in your lawsuit in Irving, Texas. I did meet with Michigan Attorney Bill Schuette and Oakland County Sheriff Mike Bouchard and provided them with the IP addresses that I have and the physical address of Sean Fleming in order to bring charges of cyber stalking and cyber terrorism against them. Bob Cookout posted a photo of the press conference in Oakland County at the GOP Headquarters on Woodward but did not realize since he or she was not invited that I was standing off to the right of the picture wearing my SPECIAL AGENT hat that just seems to get the whittle joeys panties in a wad and give them a wedgee that send them into a bi-polar tirade. Oh and by the way Bill Megan Van Whackjob has a sister named Mel. Very interesting but where have the following gone? Curtis Butler, Oceans, Khaki Jackson, Barb Sanford, Joy Harrison, Eva, Marlene Rhoades, TEAM X etc. Bill I hope you will be able to attend the Elder Abuse conference on April 11th in Troy, Michigan as we will have several news stations covering this as well as USA Today. The morning session from 9-12 is open to the public but the afternoon session will be for law enforcement, prosecuting attorney's and Elder Advocates and then dinner afterwards in Detroit in the casino district. I have personally invited the US Attorney's from Texas and Colorado as well as the AG's from those states so it can be decided how to best prosecute all the members of the Joey is a little kid group and Megan Van Zelfden and work to see that Joey Dauben is released from incarceration."

There are so many lies in this comment, I don't know where to start. He claims I posted a picture from a press conference. Is this the same press conference he referenced in his earlier comment? The one where he wondered why I hadn't posted pictures of? Of course Marty had to mention he was off to the side and not actually pictured. That's because he wasn't actually there. I also can't seem to find where I posted this picture. Maybe Marty will help me out and remind me where I posted it. Just another typical Marty lie! I'm not even going to bother to address the elder abuse summit lies. We all know the truth about that and there is an interesting video on YouTube, dissecting his latest attempt to impress anyone who isn't of sound mind and body.

One of my biggest questions is who is Marty referring to when he says we? Is he talking about his big investigator Helen? She has been messaging many people, me included, trying to act like she turned against Marty to try and get my personal information. Is he talking about Linda? Has her role as Mrs Mongoose expanded from being his sugar heffer into helping him formulate his latest lies and attempted intimidation? Will Marty ever figure out he just isn't smart enough to pull of his fake threat attempts? I'm going out on a limb and saying no. He's just too stupid to figure out what a complete idiot he is!