I hope all of our readers had an enjoyable Halloween and even better Día de los Muertos! As I distributed candy to all of the Trick or Treaters that visited my home, I found myself thinking of Marty (how scary is that!). What do you think Marty dressed as for Halloween? Was he an undercover government agent, complete with Special Agent hat? How about a Suicide Awareness Advocate, complete with light up hat? Or did Marty spend Halloween hiding at Linda's, now that he could be a marked man for assisting Bill Windsor with his across the country stalking campaign? We know for certain that he didn't pay homage to his deceased ancestors for el Día de los Muertos. At least not this year, since Pop's ashes are no longer buried under his soiled underwear and masturbation waste collections.
As Marty fears for his own personal freedom (such as it is), has he now forgotten the importance of November 1st? That was to be a very big day with his great OPA event. Marty made this comment on his Facebook page recently:
"Marty Prehn
Thanks Teresa for your kind words. The OPA event that I have put together hopefully will get national attention and donations to start being reported starting November 1. Setting up the tv stations and the large commercial companies to take part in this fund raising event and we will have fun with it at the same time. More information to follow."
I take this comment to mean that the incredibly high dollar amounts donated to OPA will be reported on November 1st. As of this writing, still not a single nickel has been donated. The donation tracker in the top right corner of this blog is up to date. Maybe the big corporations and TV networks checks just haven't cleared the bank. Or is it possible they mistakenly sent their donation straight to Marty? We all know where the money went if that happened.
That comment also contains another regular diversion by Marty. Generally, when Marty says more info is coming, that really means he's run out of excuses and is getting ready to move on to his next great lie. I've never seen "more information" provided - Mongoospeak© for "I hope you'll lose interest and forget I said it in the first place". Is Marty in the process of inventing his next big event? Maybe we'll see a fundraising drive to help fund a millionaire's felony stalking defense, with money included for Marty's expenses for his diligent, "good work" helping to free Bill Windsor. Hey, it worked out so famously getting Jr off for selling smack to kids. Oh, that's right - he was convicted. But "Justice 4 Jr" was able to get him freed! Oops, wrong again. That was just another failed event with "more information to follow".
Now that Mary's last hope for someone to save him from this blog, which in essence would be saving himself from his own stupidity being parroted beyond his otherwise unread Facebook page, what is the next move for the Mongoose? Will he head up the great "Save Bill Windsor" campaign? Will he follow in his fearless leader's footsteps and get imprisoned himself? Maybe Marty can get the Saint Clair Shores city council to pass a resolution demanding Big Vexi's immediate release. Then Marty could hand deliver it to the court in Montana, after a travel expense fundraiser of course.
Now that Windsor is essentially on ice, what threat will Marty use to attempt to silence his detractors, many of whom find this blog a place to discuss this boil on the ass of society. Will we see new cease and desist demands from him and that dumb-ass balloon clown? Now that his convict son is free, will Jr become his newest threat device? Will Linda step up to save her dream man by supplying him the money to retool his crime fighting machinery? Or will Marty just continue with the same stupidity he's used the last few years? Maybe he can get his old job back at the FBI/CIA/DOJ/ Secret Service. If not, I'm sure he can find a code violation somewhere to report. There has to be at least one evil puppy dog with an excessive bark habit somewhere in Saint Clair Shores.
That reminds me, I need to mow my lawn before Marty sees it and reports me. I'll be back shortly with more Marty updates, so keep checking back.
Things are moving fast here, CoMmies...
