He can hide from the tax man. He can run from his landlord. He can dodge his creditors. He can set up a PO Box in a different city and disappear from his family. The Special Agent, however, continues to make tactical mistakes when it comes to his online activities.
After extensive research into IP addresses and cell tower ping info, we have discovered the new Lair of the Mongoose. This top secret location where the Special Agent does his dirty work with Linda Fergan Bowery has been confirmed.
Our CoMmies used all of the techniques that were learned by monitoring Marty's Facebook post over the last several months. IP addresses gleaned from screenshots of Facebook comments, voice recognition from various blog post, and most importantly the strong urine smell, have revealed Marty's latest hiding spot, after being politely asked to not return to the Eastpointe Library. How many process servers and bill collectors are just dying to get their hands on this location?
This latest lair was just confirmed with a quick drive by of one of our field operatives. There is no hiding the awe inspiring Mongoosemobile parked outside this apartment complex.
Of course I don't expect Marty to be in this location long. Unlike living in a house, an apartment has neighbors very close that can smell. How long until the complaints about the new roach infestation start? Or people complaining about the uninsured eyesore with the expired registration taking up room in the parking lot? We can only hope the walls aren't so thin that people have to listen to Marty's constant reviewing of the tapes of MVZ masturbating. It's only a matter of time before Marty is forced to move again.
No matter where you run, Marty, they'll come asking questions again. At least you get to sit in the back of a federally owned vehicle. I'm sure they'll be thrilled, too.
After extensive research into IP addresses and cell tower ping info, we have discovered the new Lair of the Mongoose. This top secret location where the Special Agent does his dirty work with Linda Fergan Bowery has been confirmed.
Our CoMmies used all of the techniques that were learned by monitoring Marty's Facebook post over the last several months. IP addresses gleaned from screenshots of Facebook comments, voice recognition from various blog post, and most importantly the strong urine smell, have revealed Marty's latest hiding spot, after being politely asked to not return to the Eastpointe Library. How many process servers and bill collectors are just dying to get their hands on this location?
This latest lair was just confirmed with a quick drive by of one of our field operatives. There is no hiding the awe inspiring Mongoosemobile parked outside this apartment complex.
Of course I don't expect Marty to be in this location long. Unlike living in a house, an apartment has neighbors very close that can smell. How long until the complaints about the new roach infestation start? Or people complaining about the uninsured eyesore with the expired registration taking up room in the parking lot? We can only hope the walls aren't so thin that people have to listen to Marty's constant reviewing of the tapes of MVZ masturbating. It's only a matter of time before Marty is forced to move again.
No matter where you run, Marty, they'll come asking questions again. At least you get to sit in the back of a federally owned vehicle. I'm sure they'll be thrilled, too.
