Marty Prehn: "The Dog Ate My Court Notice!"

Over the past few days, yet another example of what a vindictive lowlife Marty is has come to light. He has decided that he is a domestic violence victim again. 

This past week Marty managed to get the domestic violence case against his now former roommate re-opened. Apparently, Marty is now claiming he didn't know about the court date he didn't show up for. Originally it was believed that Marty let the incident die because he was either embarrassed by it or was trying to save his place in the house. 

Now that Marty has been evicted and shacked up with Linda Fergan Bowery, he no longer has a need to keep the peace. We also should have realized Marty has no shame so embarrassment has no effect on him. What does Marty have to gain from having this case re-opened? Is this just another example of the lowlife Mongoose  being hurtful and vindictive? Based on his past behavior, this fits the Marty mold perfectly. 

It's well known Marty knew about the court date and made the choice not to go. Now he's willing to commit perjury by telling a judge he had no idea of when the court date was. He's actually putting himself at risk just so he can attempt to spite the poor man who had to tolerate Marty turning the house they shared into a pigsty. This is just one more example of how far Marty is willing to go to seek revenge on anyone who doesn't cater to him in some way. We can only hope the judge will see through his lie or someone provides proof that Marty knew about the court date. It would be poetic justice for the result of this next court date to be Marty leaving in cuffs for perjury. 

My final question is this:
When Linda and her family finally wake up and see what Marty really is and cut him out of their lives, how far will Marty go to get his revenge on them?

Puppet Master: Balloon Betty Pulls Marty's Strings

As we await the next Mega Marty Meltdown, I thought we would touch on another subject. How did Marty come to the brilliant conclusion that we are all Megan?

Pictured above is the infamous Betty Krenik, aka Balloon Betty. She is Marty's source not only for the claim this blog is run by Megan but also everything he posts about her. We all knew Marty wasn't intelligent enough to dig up all of those old blog posts about Megan. Someone had to be supplying the research to him. Enter, Balloon Betty. 

Betty's second ex husband was the lawyer Megan accused of raping her after he broke off their affair. During a bitter divorce and custody battle, the couple's bizarre fetish sex life was put on display for the court. Her ex, according to Betty's sworn testimony, had a balloon fetish and wanted to have sex with children. Isn't it ironic that she would combine these two things and become a balloon entertainer for children's parties? I'd be very scared to hire her for my kids party and no doubt they'd be terrified too!

A bitter feud between Megan and Betty went on for years. A lot of accusations were brought up by both sides. Megan hasn't been heard from on the Internet for quite some time. Apparently Betty, on the other hand, can't go away quietly. She continues to troll the Internet in search of more ways to seek revenge on Megan. 

Betty finally found the complete idiot she needed to continue her hate campaign - Marty Prehn. For months now, she has fed Marty all of the things he now posts about Megan. Betty recently went so far as to commit perjury in her attempts to harass Megan by supplying a sworn affidavit in a lawsuit. I wonder if Marty will ever realize he is nothing more that a moronic puppet being used to advance a bitter woman's hate campaign?

Knowing Marty, I highly doubt it!