An M.V.P. is born...

Thanks, CoMmies, for tuning in for the latest update on the biggest idiot to ever grace this great country. Once again, Marty Prehn has blessed us with his great stupidity and outright lies. The good times just never end with this moron. Still drunk from managing to get in a picture with his boyhood crush Denny McClain, the Mongoose blessed us with this idiotic comment:

"Here is the new MVP Production Company along with Betty Hoeffner from the anti bully group HEY U.G.L.Y. Looks like the losers lost the bet as you can see both my friend Denny McLain and the Hey U.G.L.Y. President both showed up. It is awful quiet in the Peanut gallery."

This is the biggest news to come from Marty since the last time he bothered to put on deodorant. A new production company with a great snappy name. MVP stands for McClain, Victory, Prehn. Just think of all the great things those three powerhouses can produce. I can't help but wonder what their first great production will be? The newest Mongoosepalooza, I Need a Hero maybe? Will MVP be the production company that finally gets the Hallmark movie that Marty wrote, will be directing and starring in started? He's been promising the Chism brats for several years now that it was coming, so maybe it's finally going to happen. MVP could also get the Camp Out to Stamp Out (insert the latest Marty advocacy here) off the ground. The possibilities are only limited by what crap Marty can dream up while stuffing his face with something.

A production company is key to getting a great project off the ground with financing. That should be no problem for the dream team Marty has put together in his latest endeavor. The financial power of these three should be huge. Will Jamie Victory tap into the vast fortune he's amassed from his years of collecting empty bottles and cans to turn in for the deposit to kick start the "good works" this new company is about to undertake? Where will Marty's contribution to this company's start up cost come from? Maybe Marty is finally getting his $30 million from his lawsuit against Macomb County. Or is he going to sell his Bridge Card on Facebook to get the ball rolling? Perhaps a second mortgage on the shoebox that Jr rents in Eastpointe that Marty often calls home now. Think of all the great things this new company can accomplish with the unlimited resources it has available! And Denny can manage their pension fund!

As of this writing, Betty Hoeffner's role in this farce company is unknown. We're all familiar with the last Betty that Elder D.A.W.G. was involved with:

For our new readers, that would be the world famous Latex enchantress Balloon Betty of Garland, Texas, who actually feels robbed of all dignity by her association with the Mongoose.

This latest Betty has a charity named U.G.L.Y. which would be a fitting name for anything Marty is associated with. Our crack investigation team is just getting started on researching this woman, her charity and its finances as a non profit. We'll be sure to keep everyone informed about what we discover. I'll have to admit though, I'm skeptical of any charity leader who is gullible enough to be suckered by the Mongoose. I'm afraid Betty is about to find out what happens when you associate with Marty. It's never turned out well for anyone. Ever. Never, ever.

With all of the exciting new things adding to Marty's self proclaimed greatness, we here at CoM were worried that Marty had forgotten the love of his life, Bill Windsor. This comment Marty posted on Bill's Facebook page put those fears to rest:

"Bill your request for a PPO against was held in abeyance so you can come back to Oakland County and request that same PPO as the court matter is no longer pending. You really do need to contact the Thomas More Law Center and have them represent you and get a substantial judgment for punitive damages say like $1.5 million dollars."

It appears Marty is still hoping Big Vexi will attack his arch enemy Flemshady for him. Unfortunately, Bill is a little busy trying to find a loophole that will keep him out of prison. The ankle monitor he's currently wearing that prevents him from leaving Missoula Co, Montana might also pose a problem for Marty's plan for Bill to return to Michigan and fight the cyber stalkers for the Mongoose. 

I'll close this latest update with a thought for Marty. Marty suggested Bill contact the Thomas Moore law center to go after Flemshady and get a $1.5 million judgement. Why doesn't Marty contact them to sue for his judgement? He claims he's been defamed and harassed just like Windsor, shouldn't it be just as easy for Marty to get the same judgement he's encouraging Big Vexi to collect? That $1.5 million would be a great way to get MVP Productions rolling wouldn't it? Or at least pay off some but not all of Marty's creditors. 

Think about it Marty, after reimbursing 7-11 for the Slim Jim's you swiped, you might even have enough left to pay down your Dimitri's tab!