Marty Prehn Rubs His Lamp

We here at CoM hope everyone enjoyed their holiday weekend. After a much needed break from the utter stupidity that is Marty Prehn, it's time for our coverage to continue.

Marty's Facebook suspension was set to expire September 1st. Unfortunately, that happened to be Labor Day, meaning the library was closed. Marty, having lost access to Linda's iPhone, had no place to release the rage I'm sure has been building for the last month. It's just too hard to produce a good hate filled threat fest from his crappy flip phone. Marty did let us know he was free to post again with this comment:

Marty Prehn
"I feel like the Genie from the movie Aladin and I have just been set FREE from Facebook prison. My cyber stalkers enjoy getting fb to block me from posting for 30 days at a time with no good reason and violate my 1st amendment right of FREE speech. To them I say Make 7 UP YOURS."
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This comment comes as a great relief. Life was becoming quite mundane without the hilarious idiocy that Marty blessed us with almost daily. It's unbelievable how many times Marty's rights have been violated over the past few years. Time and again we see him claim his (insert number here) amendment right has been violated. Apparently our forefathers felt it was his right to slander and threaten anyone he chooses on a free social networking site. Facebook has no legal right to censor the lies and hate speech of Marty despite him agreeing to their terms of use. What the Mongoose fails to understand is that the last thing we want is him suspended from posting. His threats and lies are the meat and potatoes of this blog.  We realize that. Marty does not.

As you can see above, two people chose to like his comment. One of them tries to explain the various reasons why Facebook suspends people that are not "cyber stalker" related. This doesn't warrant a response from Marty because it doesn't fit with his civil rights being violated mantra. We then hear from the other person who liked his comment:

Carla Sauer-Iyer
"Take these uneducated doushebags to court and sue their ass Marty Prehn"

This short comment speaks volumes of the low intelligence needed to be an Elder Dawg supporter. What exactly is Marty supposed to sue us for? As anyone with more than two brain cells can easily see, all we do is point out the lies and stupidity of Marty. It's really that simple Carla. Everything we post is the truth and most of it is his own words. And in regards to us being "uneducated doushebags", when you're going to try to insult someone's intelligence, you might want to make sure you're smart enough to correctly spell your insult. Got that, DOUCHE BAG?

Carla's little moronic comment couldn't help but provoke some further Mongoose droppings in response:

Marty Prehn
"Carla you forgot rednecked with horse teeth and a horses big ass to match. Did you know that the father of Robin Williams also commited suicide? There is much irony in the death of Robin Williams."

Again we see Marty making fun of someone's looks. Obviously Marty hasn't seen himself in a full length mirror, or any other mirror, in quite some time. How that morbidly obese idiot can make fun of anyone's looks is amazing, I tell you what...

The seemingly unrelated topic change in that comment did catch my attention. Is this the beginning of the hype for his Robin Williams tribute weekend? Has the time for working his followers over for donations to support this great event arrived? Did his Facebook suspension end just in time for his great fundraising scheme to start? We'll keep everyone apprised of this and other breaking news, so check back often.

Here's a teaser for you CoMmie pinkos: Why hasn't Marty been seen at the library lately? More interesting is why hasn't Linda's iPhone made an appearance on the blog at 4:00am in weeks? This and more will be revealed shortly, but feel free to speculate in the comments below. 

Winner who correctly guesses will receive one of our brand new Chronicles of Marty T-shirts!