"It's a Pitiful Life", starring Marty Prehn

Season's Greetings to all of the loyal readers of the Internet's leading information source about the biggest piece of crap mankind has ever defecated.

As we all enjoy family and friends this holiday season, I can't help but think about Marty and the various people who have been infected by the disease we call Mongoosarrhea©. Speaking of family, I'm reminded of this famous load of Marty crap:

"I don't know if you remember the Guardian Angel from the movie IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE but that was my great grandfather Clarence. I am known as the ELDER AVENGER and also known as Super HERO Marty the MONGOOSE. Yeah you better believe it that we are family kiddo."

...which got me to thinking of how much better everyone would be had Marty never been born? What would their lives be like without this boil on the ass of society bringing them down?

Mr and Mrs Gerhard Prehn; After amassing a vast fortune, because Marty wasn't there to spend it on fast food, Gerhard returns to his homeland and becomes the first Chancellor of a newly reunified Germany. He and Bernice live happily into their nineties as the Prehn name is celebrated world wide. Volkswagen Motors is headquartered on Cubberness Drive in Saint Clair Shores, Michigan

Guy and Robin; After growing their family collision shop into a successful national chain, and after acquiring Service King, they turn the business over to their kids while they retire to their vineyard in the Italian countryside. Exclusively buys parts at Fergan's Carquest and its owner/swimsuit model, Linda Bowery.

Bill Windsor; "Willy" would currently be in the final year of his fourth term as President,  after having congress repel presidential term limits. He would be preparing to begin his stint as a Supreme Court Justice when his current term expired, passing the baton to Vice President Sean Boushie.

Marty Jr;  After graduating with honors from MIT at the age of fourteen, Jr takes a break from the professional Chess Master's circuit to help out at the local methadone clinic. He and his wife, Mimi, are often seen at the symphony with their best friends, Ron and Lisa Illitch.

Sean Fleming; After achieving super stardom playing the bass in his band, "FlemShady and the Snaps", Sean is selected to be the next host of "The Daily Show". On the show, he speaks into a golden microphone while his faithful companion, Ginger, wears a Special Agent hat.

Malik Shabazz; The current Mayor of Detroit, Malik is bringing unity to the community and has opened Manoogian Mansion to the homeless.

Pastor Terry Jones; Hosting a successful televangelist show on Al Jazeera, Terry currently uses all of the money his ministry raises to support orphanages in Syria and Iran. Satellite offices in Dearborn, Michigan.

Denny McLain; Comerica Park is renamed McLain Stadium with an enormous bronze statue of Denny and his uninjured foot adorning the entrance. Frequently hosts "Unity Day" with Mayor Shabazz.

Marti Oakley; "The Truth Squad" overtakes Rush Limbaugh as the most popular talk radio show in the country and is in translated syndication worldwide.

Ronnie LaForest; Elected Governor of Michigan. Statewide ban on vintage car cruises.

Robin Williams; Breathing, along with his friend Terri Shiavo.

Paula Deen; Still hosting her popular cooking show, sits on the board of directors of the NAACP.

Ellen DeGeneres; Happily married to her husband, Dan Haggerty.

Florence Iverson; Still dumber than dirt, Flo donates her monthly pension and social security money to Pastor Jones.

So you see, Marty, you really have made an impact on everyone. Forget all that "birth of Jesus" stuff, the planet should rejoice every May 20th!

Mongoose Life Cycle: Lie, Rejection, Repeat...

CoMmies;

Our continuing coverage of Marty Prehn may seem like a rerun. However, our keen readers know that Marty Prehn not only recycles his lies periodically, but they always eventually result in rejection and failure.

Over the last week or so, we've once again seen plenty of failure and stupidity from the Mongoose. Marty has been a very busy super hero as he attempts to find someone famous he can attach himself to, now that apparently Denny figured out he was a lying idiot and gave him the boot. We all know that the poor Elder Avenger has an insatiable appetite for both food and the need to project the image of his great importance on Facebook. Marty usually does this by claiming to have famous or important friends. In reality, he actually has no friends or life and virtually everyone who knows him in person hates his guts, but the Mongoose can't let his fake Facebook friends find out.

Marty's most recent recognizable name association attempt was Catherine Falk, the daughter of one of Marty's television "heroes", Peter Falk (who, incidentally Marty claims he may be related to). Ms Falk has an organization that deals with an elder issue that Marty sometimes pretends to advocate for. He started by sharing everything she's ever posted on Facebook over the last several years, then moved on to one of his now infamous Facebook "like" campaigns (think Camp Patriot). Marty quickly progressed to the requisite song dedications and pending Michigan state legislation ("commonly referred to as the Chism-Falk law") that he was in the process of having passed:

Marty obsessed over this woman's organization for two or three days. Of course, this caused what has become the standard reaction from one of Marty's obsession targets. She did a little research, including a cursory reading of this blog, figured out what Marty really is, deleted his crap (but we caught it) and immediately blocked him. She went so far as to make a post about people's behavior (Marty's) being unacceptable.

After Marty figured out his latest hard Facebook work had all gone to waste, he found yet another famous daughter to target. Country singer Glen Campbell's daughter is also a champion of some sort of elder issue involving her father. Without so much as a plea for help, in swoops The Elder Dawg to the rescue! Marty begins sharing anything he can find on Facebook about Glen Campbell or any of his family members. During this process, Marty's Mongoose senses must have begun to twitch. The Chism-Falk legislation mysteriously changed into the Chism-Campbell law! He decided before his latest target started to look into who the crazy stalker that was sharing her every post was, he'd better dress up his Facebook page with all the proof of what an important and connected man he is. A defensive tactic he picked up on Paris Island, no doubt.

All of our regular readers know that Marty is at his entertaining best when he's trying to show people just how incredibly great he is. He began to fill his Facebook page with his numerous accomplishments. He hit all the highlights of course; The great Terry Jones body guard event. The saving of Dr Chism. The various movie projects he has going, including one that he now claims was written by him and the Michigan Secretary of State Ruth Johnson. It's kinda funny that he just finished working on a "Hallmark Lifetime" movie with this woman but can't seem to find the time to answer or return numerous recent calls from her office. What's that all about, Marty?

The part of Marty's greatness display that I found interesting though, was his rehash of his Ronald Reagan claim to fame. Here is a screen shot from his page:

Yes, we're all very familiar with how Marty is responsible for the reunification of Germany in honor of his former Nazi soldier father. The part of this I find interesting is his friend's comment. Marty doesn't actually claim in his comment that he was a Secret Service employee that day. This picture was taken when Reagan was just a presidential candidate so he wouldn't have garnered Secret Service protection. Marty's "friend" Richard asked Marty if he was a former agent. Instead of Marty telling the truth and saying no, he just ignores the question and never answers it. No need to prevent someone from just assuming Marty was actually an agent in the past right?

I know what our readers are thinking now. "Standard Marty, I've seen all of this before" and that's correct. But as is the way of the Mongoose, one post on Facebook about a subject is never enough. I next witnessed this on his page:

Another "friend" of Marty's, a self proclaimed "smart woman" believes that Marty was the actual person who pushed Reagan into the limo during an assassination attempt. I imagine Marty must have had a spontaneous, total body orgasm when he read this comment. Marty then comments back that, no, it wasn't him but supplies the first name of his buddy, Jack, and notates that he recently died. As if Marty was acquainted with or was a "coworker" of this man. Marty's "smart woman" friend then reassures Marty that she knows he was "in the mix of things". Are these crazy people actually allowed to drive... and vote? How does Marty find them? Is there a Facebook social group for the criminally stupid?

This being the exact image Marty so desperately wants to portray, there is no way in hell he would consider correcting this person. The more people who believe his complete bullshit, the better. It wouldn't surprise me if soon Marty is calling on this woman to verify his role in this moment in history. This is just one more example of how the complete fraud that is Marty Prehn operates.

I'll close this review of Mongoose stupidity with a few thoughts for Marty: Do you honestly think you'll be able to continue lying or avoiding the truth forever? All the people whose names you continue to drop are getting tired of it, you idiot. Why do you think Ruth Johnson's office keeps calling? It's not to try to make dinner plans or a last minute change to the movie script you claim you co-wrote. How long will it be until all the various elected officials in Michigan become so tired of you using their names that they are forced to take action? Have you considered what those actions could possibly be Marty? Or, are you so desperate to portray yourself as some powerful, well connected person that you are willing to risk mental lockup or worse to continue the lie?

After all, three squares and a matress would be an improvement over stolen Slim Jims and Jr's living room floor. Go for it, Marty. You'll get there.

Stay Tuned, CoMmies...

Fresh Mongoose droppings shortly.

Inside the Mind of a Mongoose...

Gentle readers;

Sometimes following the antics of a complete imbecile can be pretty boring so we here at CoM decided to try a little experiment to break up the day. We wanted to see just how easy it is to tinker with the mush under Marty's greasy calico hair. In the past, it's always been fairly easy to trick the Mongoose into posting stuff just for our amusement. This latest experiment proved once again just how stupid Elder Dawg really is.

After watching Marty and his one person, slopehead idiot army continuously using a Facebook link to access the blog, it became apparent that the morons were reporting the link to Google as spam. We then decided we couldn't pass up the chance to have a little fun at the expense of that pair of morons. The blog was temporarily changed to members only so it would appear to Marty that it was no longer active. Any normal person and our paid subscribers could easily see that the blog was still there, just unavailable to a non member. We then began the wait to see how long it would take Marty to decide he had finally defeated his cyber stalkers. Of course, it didn't take long for Marty to light the celebration fireworks:

Within minutes of restricting his access to the blog, Marty began touting his long awaited victory over all of his haters. What a great accomplishment this had to be for the Mongoose! After two years of nonstop torment, Marty would once again be free to lie and scam without anyone paying attention and keeping record of it. This must have been Marty's greatest day since the Gipper had that pesky wall in Germany torn down for him!

Well CoMmies, as is always the case, Marty is wrong once again. The brief time this blog was was down was nothing more than a cruel trick on the mentally ill. As you can see, we're still right here laughing at Marty just like always. Sorry Marty, but we're not going anywhere because all we've done is once again point out how stupid you are.

Thanks again for providing the stupidity only you can deliver!

All our love,

The Staff of CoM

Perpetual Victim, Marty Prehn

In preparation for our annual Mongoose Year in Review Holiday Supplement, a CoMmie favorite, I came across a nugget that was worthy of immediate discussion. With the abundance of stupidity the Mongoose spews, the entertainment never seems to stop.

While browsing Facebook yesterday, I happened across another hilarious example of how irony is completely lost on Marty. Watching him accuse and complain about people doing the exact things he does 20 times a day on Facebook amuses us all. How does this idiot not see how stupid he makes himself look every time he posts his accusations about others? Here is a good example of what I'm referring to:

"Flem Shady admits to HATE speech and has made a number of threats to a number of people as has the Grim Healer and her ball less fiance. Yesterday at 1:25pm"

Am I the only person who sees how ironic this post is? The undisputed king of the Facebook threat is complaining about some imaginary threats he claims were made. How stupid can Marty be to cry about someone making a "threat" to someone when he does it several times a day? That one part of this post is enough to review alone. I'm just going to skip over his hate speech claim. Apparently what Marty says about Muslims isn't considered hate speech in the book of Mongoose etiquette. I also won't bother pointing out what a coward Marty is to post his crap to fake friends only or his fear of using his target's real names. Today, I'll just stick to his threat whine.

Marty's constant crying about his fabrication that Sean Fleming threatened someone has become quite laughable. He's always claiming threats were made and he has the proof. Yet, despite the fact that Marty's entire fantasy life is posted all day on Facebook, not once has he ever shown a threat. EVER! Where are these numerous threats, Marty? Just more of your constant lies on display. Show us a threat Marty!!

Anyway, even if some sort of threat had been made, what right does Marty have to complain about it? He posts numerous threats toward a multitude of people all day long. For example, his lame ass made up threats were flying towards a recent widow before she could even bury her deceased husband. Here is one of several threat filled comments Marty made after the death of Dr Chism:

That's right, Marty, your little "change the group settings" plan to hide your utter stupidity worked out just like everything you attempt - complete failure. 

We saw everything posted in your little group and I chose not to publish it because several people who had actual grief over a family member's passing read here. Your new whining about threats made me change my mind. How in your twisted little pea brain is it somehow acceptable to post that type of crap all over the Internet, even though you tried to hide it like the true coward you are, then complain about some made up threat by someone else that doesn't actually exist? Typical stupidity from the absolute dumbest person I've ever encountered. The worst part of this bullshit threat is the fact you're most likely guilty of everything you claim this person will be charged with, upon information and belief, of course.

In a recent comment exchange, even one of Marty's "friends" pointed out that he complains about things people are supposedly doing to him, then proceeds to do that exact thing himself. Of course, after he insulted that person for pointing out his hypocrisy, they realized he was an idiot and removed him as a friend. That seems to be the regular result anytime someone pays attention to what he's saying. No matter how hard Marty tries, he can't seem to hide being an asshole. They all figure it out eventually. Except maybe old senile polish women. 

I'll close this article with a few words directed to our biggest reader: You're an idiot Marty. When you spend all day posting threats on Facebook, it's really stupid to cry about someone making a threat. Even though no threats were made and you just lie out your fat ass in another attempt to paint someone in a bad light, it's very ironic to see you whine about it. Maybe you should look up the word "irony", Marty. 

On second thought, just look up "imbecile."

Election 2015: "When Idiots Attack!"

Loyal readers, Eastpointe residents and abnormal psychology students everywhere, we're back with our continuing coverage of S/E Michigan's odoriferous dung beetle, Marty Prehn!

Election Day is always special to a political powerhouse like the Mongoose. It's a great example of the absolute dominance Marty holds over all things political in Michigan and this past election was maybe a little more important to Marty than prior years.

Over the last year, Marty's greatest and only chance at getting some attention from anyone was the Eastpointe Cruise last spring. Somehow, Marty managed to land a spot on the cruise committee, despite the fact he's nothing more than a big mouthed part-time delivery boy who is generally despised by his coworkers and customers. I questioned why anyone would consider putting him on a committee of any kind that didn't involve scamming free food. But I digress.

His position on the committee gave Marty the chance to hijack a local event that was well established and relatively popular. Of course, Marty jumped at the chance to claim lie after lie about what the cruise was all about and which of his west coast celebrity pals would be co-hosting. It was classic Elder Dawg bullshit on a regular basis. Then suddenly, Marty's fantasy came crashing down. The Eastpointe Mayor and fellow committee member caught wind of some of Marty's outright lies and proceeded to put a muzzle on him. By the day of the cruise, Marty's role had been pruned back to cleaning up the garbage on Gratiot Avenue. How quickly the fat fall.

Fast forward to this year's elections. As is the way of the Mongoose, Marty now harbored a burning hate for the mayor, who also happened to be up for re-election. Marty would now throw his massive political influence behind her opponent so he could exact his revenge on her and try to eliminate future opposition to his coveted spot on the cruise committee. He would teach the mayor that nobody crushes the Mongoose's Facebook glory without paying a price. In reality, what the idiot was actually doing was casting instant doom on the candidate he chose to endorse, thus guaranteeing the mayor's return and his certain banning from any association with next year's event. Poor LaForest, he's actually the one who learned the lesson. Never associate with a toxic Mongoose. It's a one way ticket to defeat and the outcome is virtually predestined. Simple fact of nature. Just ask Bill Windsor. Hell, ask Barry Powers.

I'm sure Mr LaForest had no idea what Marty was going to do to his mayoral campaign. Nor could he have know just how toxic and idiotic his new greatest supporter was. Two days before the

election, Marty began posting a photo of an SUV with a Texas license plate on Facebook. Marty then claimed this was the Mayor's vehicle along with questioning her ethics for driving it. The following conversation took place below the surreptitiously snapped smartphone photo by Special Agent Prehn. I apologize for the length, but feel I should copy it in it's entirety in the interest of accuracy and possible court records:

"Bernie Januska
Why pry into someone else's business and rat them out?
Your life so much superior?
This is problem in country we point to everyone else's sins and ignore our own
#smh
Like · More · 5 hours ago
Marty Prehn
Of course I am not running for a political office. Spoken like a true liberal.
Like · More · 4 hours ago
Marty Prehn
Such is the case in the Cindy Gamat and Todd Curser sex scandal. It goes to whether certain conduct or behavior is legal, unethical or immoral. What's good for the goose should be the same for anyone running for a public office. That's why it is being asked if it is legal or ethical to do so.
Like · More · 4 hours ago
Marty Prehn
So Bernie if a rumor was floating around that a mayoral candidate had paid their personal property taxes or a portion of them with money from the City's general fund you would not want that looked into and just ignore it?
Like · More · 4 hours ago
Milica Filipovic
Don't you post things all the time about people posting misleading things about you... And get pissed about it. Ironically, you posting this woman's license plate online and insinuating she is doing it for tax evasion opens you up to liability in a tort action for something called false light.
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Terry Lopez
It's her business
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Marty Prehn
Not at all. I am asking for a clarification if doing this is a legal or ethical issue. There was a discussion at a local restaurant this past week about the Mayor's race in Eastpointe and these were issues that were brought up by residents from Eastpointe who were discussing who they were going to vote for and why or not vote for and why. No tort here Matlock. Just wanting to get answers to questions that people had or to clear the air about accusations that were being made by others. Even the issue of political signs and how many and where they were placed was discussed. These discussions took place at Andary's, Milestone and Donna's. Even the issue of using the restaurants as an office was brought up and how people would come and drink coffee or have breakfast or lunch and then leave no tip. I am not a resident of Eastpointe so I cannot vote for any of the 3 candidates. Traditionally in a non presidential election only 13-15% of residents come out to vote. This is sad. And the other 85% complain the rest of the time how they don't like how the City is run. Truth be told it is the City Manager that runs the city and controls the finances. The current City Manager by most who took part in these discussions thought that Steve Duchenne was doing a very good job since coming over from the City of Sterling Heights.
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Terry Lopez
I agree with Milica Filipovic you complain about ppl staking you. then you post about others no offense Marty Prehn but how is that right
Like · 1 · More · 2 hours ago
Marty Prehn
Read my response above your post.
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Terry Lopez
I did
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Milica Filipovic
I don't recall calling you smart ass names, but if matlock is all you got I'll take that as a compliment. The fact that you addressed the post to secretary of state and everybody else but failed to tag any departments knowing very blatantly nobody from those people that you are asking will see your post demonstrates that you were not actually trying to get the answers. Moreover, you talk about her domicile and mention citizenship when in fact, just as you stated you don't exactly know what her situation is so you are imposing yourself misleading statements for your pseudo question. You could have posted your question without posting a photo and your curious mind could have been just as satisfied, but instead you chose to post an image of that particular license plate belonging to that particular person.
Edited · Like · More · 2 hours ago
Terry Lopez
Isn't that against the law posting her plate.
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Marty Prehn
I was making an inquiry as to whether something was a legal issue or an ethical issue and others were making allegations against one of the candidates and wanting to get a clarification. These are issues that should have been brought up in the 3 debates that were held. Some people say that the alleged affair between Todd Courser and Cindy Gamat was their own business but politicians are suppose to represent the people in their districts or City and are expected to do things legally and have ethics and morals.
Like · More · 2 hours ago
Terry Lopez
Sorry that was not an inquiry
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Marty Prehn
A license plate is in the public domain and it was posted to show that this in fact is a vehicle that she drives, presumedly, exclusively in Michigan on Michigan funded roads paid for by everyone else who registers their vehicles in Michigan with the Secretary of States office. Other methods are used to contact these departments. And Michigan Secretary of State Ruth Johnson happens to be a friend of mine.
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Milica Filipovic
Terry Lopez no its not against the law posting her plate because the law holds that you have no legitimate expectation of privacy in things subject to the public eye. But when you post it and make an insinuation that the person is doing something either unlawful or immoral.... MATLOCK SAYS.... she has a tort action
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Milica Filipovic
Okay if she is your friend ask her personally post the answer online send her a private message or tag her. Maybe text her?! I'm sure you meant presumably, but even as such Michigan roads are not exclusively limited to only those that register their cars in Michigan. Bottom line is your ever so inquisitive mind could have been satisfied without posting the picture.
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Terry Lopez
No I do know it's not against the law but I was pulled away from finishing and I green with you.
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Marty Prehn
No insinuation counselor. Just asking a simple question if something was a legal issue or an ethical one.
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Terry Lopez
That wasn't a question marty if you were right I'd say you were right
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Marty Prehn
Damn spell check. Thank you for bringing that spelling error to my attention.
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Marty Prehn
Terry please refer to the original post and it was asked as an inquiry or question it this was a legal issue or an ethical one.
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Terry Lopez
I still think it's none of anyone's business
Like · More · 1 hour ago
Marty Prehn
Funny you should say that Terry. That is the same thing that former Detroit Mayor Kwamye Kilpatrick said as well. The US Justice Department thought differently.
Like · More · 46 minutes ago
Terry Lopez
Good for them I just don't get into ppl business I think as with Kilpatrick they will get theirs
Like · More · 41 minutes ago
Terry Lopez
If they have it coming I'm done with this I wish I had that kind of time to dictate what others are doing
Like · More · 40 minutes ago
Terry Lopez
Have a great day marty
Like · More · 39 minutes ago
Marty Prehn
I always do Terry. The same with you.
Like · More · 27 minutes ago"

As usual, the Special Agent's great investigative skills had been put into action and a seismic power shift in the sleepy suburb of Eastpointe was well underway. Marty had uncovered dirty deeds committed by one of his countless enemies and he was exacting his revenge. This harked back to his days of drivebys at Robin and Guy's rental house hoping to find code violations or even their personal home to find trash collection irregularities. Anything that would lead to the inevitable slapping of cuffs on his foes.  But as with all things Marty, he was wrong again. The vehicle actually belongs to the mayor's daughter who had driven from Texas to visit her mother and be supportive during the election. Great work, SAM! Friggin moron.

I'll make just a few quick observations about this since deleted comment exchange:

Marty was wrong about the owner of the vehicle.

Even Marty's "friends" point out his hypocrisy for posting it.

Marty's "friends" notice he doesn't tag his alleged "good friend officials" that he should have access to without using a public Facebook post to ask questions.

Marty's "friends" point out its obvious what he was actually trying to do.

There is so much wrong with this comment thread I could go on for quite some time, but I won't. It speaks for itself. There is one more detail to this story that I felt everyone should see. After Marty personally got the Eastpointe Mayor elected to another term, thus guaranteeing his further rejection in another city, he posted this comment:

"Marty Prehn shared Jason Boechler's video — with Peter Lucido and 3 others.
9 hrs · Edited ·
Glad to see a Michigan license plate on the Mayor of Eastpointe's new vehicle. Now the question is how many other people throughout the state continue to drive in Michigan where they work and are domiciled and have their vehicles registered and insured in other states thus shortchanging the funds that would go to improving our roads. Legislation is now being drafted to eliminate this loophole and generate additional funds for the state of Michigan. Interesting that a concerned citizen asking a question of law enforcement, the Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette and the Michigan Secretary of State Ruth Johnson regarding a legal or ethical issue is referred to as a "stalker" by the re-elected Mayor of Eastpointe Suzanne Pixley."

I'll skip over all of the Mongoose droppings and get straight to the point. Marty; she called you a stalker because that's exactly what you are. Trying to make yourself out to be a "concerned citizen" might be the biggest pile of shit you've ever produced. You're nothing more than a bitter, hate filled loser who stalks his enemies in a company vehicle. You keep claiming the demise of your cyber stalkers is near. I personally think the demise of a real stalker is coming soon and his name is Martin E. Prehn.

That's P R E H N for members of the media!

Coming Soon

Stay tuned CoMmies, Robert Cookout III should be filing his Mongoose election report soon. Just as soon as happy hour is over. Don't miss the latest report on Marty's complete stupidity. It appears the Mongoose is taking idiocy to a new level. 

The Curse of the Mongoose

I mean, seriously, what would you expect?

Full Election 2015 results to follow soon, so check back often...

Marty Prehn, Campaign Advocate or Criminal Stalker?