It's nothing short of a Festivus Miracle here at CoM, now that Marty's man crush has managed to bond out of jail!
As Bill Windsor starts his Facebook assault on every official in Ellis County, we all knew the idiotic Mongoose would be one of the first ass lickers to start commenting on his Facebook page. True to form, Marty left one of the greatest Mongoose droppings we've seen in a long time. I'll post the entire comment then break it down to analyze the complete stupidity:
"Marty Prehn
Let's talk once your phone is back on. You need to get in touch with 2 good ole boys from Texas. One is my friend US Congressman Pete Sessions and the other is Texas Attorney General and now Governor elect Greg Abbott. Looks like instead of coal in the stockings of the whittle Joeys and Flem Shady that they will be getting bags of DEPENDS as they are now a schitting all over themselves. And time to refile that PPO in Oakland County against your cyber stalker from Madison Hts. In Oakland County. Richard Thompson is the President of the Thomas More Law Center and former Prosecuting Attorney for Oakland County. Bill there is case law in Florida that sets the precedent for unlawful incarceration and gives compensation for $1,000 per minute for each moment your freedom was taken from you and your constitutional rights violated. Proxy filings my ass. You have my number so when you get your sea legs back give me a call. Ernest Hemmingway never looked so good. Let's talk with my contact with USA TODAY and get them to write an article of what you were subjected to.
More · 2 hours ago"
As I try to recover from the stupidity overload Marty just gave me, I'll try to cover all the idiocy in this comment. True to Marty form, he starts off with a classic Elder Dawg name drop. More of Marty's nation wide elected official friend network. Marty gives Bill two names to "get in touch with". If these people are Marty's friends, why hasn't the Mongoose already contacted them for Bill? I'd bet because up until Bill was released, Marty was afraid to even comment on his Facebook page, much less make calls to try to help him. And then there is the fact Marty is a lying dumb ass who doesn't know these people and just found an excuse to name drop in front of the lemmings.
Next, Marty claims the "Joeys and Flem Shady" are now scared because Windsor made bail. This is a good example of how clueless Marty is. Everyone involved has absolutely nothing to fear. Bill is out on bond and must return to Ellis County on January 21st. On that day, he will be returned to jail to await his transport to Montana. Once there, he is facing 130 protection order violations. That's 127 felonies Marty, so I figure Bill is going to be quite busy in the coming months and years. I can't figure out why anyone should be worried that Windsor is out. He's going right back to jail to stay soon.
The next part of this pile of Marty crap is probably the best. He tells Bill it's time to make another attempt for a PPO on Flemshady. This shows you not only how stupid Marty is, it also shows you how far Marty's head has been stuck in Robin Williams corpse's ass. It's obvious Marty isn't aware of the judgement Sean won against Bill yesterday. Here is the most important page from this signed court order dismissing Sean from the lawsuit:
You read that right my fellow Moronic Marty watchers, Sean was awarded $250,000 from Windsor. I have a feeling Big Vexi won't be coming to Marty land to try the PPO crap again. Sorry Marty, the days of using Bill Windsor to threaten people are still over. Bill getting out of jail didn't change what a complete disaster his lawsuit is. Everyone should cross their fingers Marty can talk his man-love into adding you to the suit. I wouldn't mind a $250,000 slice of Windsor's pie!
How stupid can Marty be to encourage Bill to continue to stalk and harass Flemshady? Rhetorical question, of course, as we are all well aware of the level of stupidity Marty is cursed with. How does that fat idiot tie his shoes? I assume he has Velcro laces or Linda does it for him every morning.
I'll skip over Marty's reference to the More Law Center (where were they during all of your real and make believe legal woes?). We saw how well his $1,000 a minute crap worked for Marty in his drug dealing son's arrest. Has that $30 million suit against the Macomb County Sheriff been filed yet, you idiot? Let me guess, you couldn't afford to hire a lawyer or pay the filing fee? It wasn't even about you in the first place! Marty, you are a complete loser!
I'll wrap this up with the last part of this comment.
"Let's talk with my contact with USA TODAY and get them to write an article of what you were subjected to."
Now Marty wants to use his "contact" at USA TODAY to get a story about Bill written. When Marty says contact, what he means is some guy he emails several times a week and never gets a response. By now Marty's emails to that poor soul go straight to the spam folder. If Marty had the ability to get anything in USA Today, why hasn't a single story Marty claimed was being done ever been printed? Give it up Marty, everyone knows you have absolutely no influence with anyone associated with that or any other newspaper. Your "national media contacts" are nothing more than spam email targets that have never once covered any story because of you. Maybe someday Marty's IQ will climb high enough for him to figure out just how stupid his comments make him look.
I don't have much hope of that happening.
