"Welcome Home, Son (sniff sniff)"

Oh, Marty. You're such a fuck up.

"MONGOOSE JR OUT!"

Update 3/17/17

• In effort to keep the lice population in check, Jr had a free makeover, courtesy of the taxpayers. Thanks, Schuette on Duty!

He'll be the Belle of the Ball at tonight's dance!

Disunity Along the New Route 66

Stay tuned, CoMmies.

"It's Coming..."