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Saturday, March 11, 2017
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
Marty Prehn Hits the Local Media Circuit!
The cycle of the Mongoose begins anew...
Developing story. Stay tuned, CoMmies.
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Last Chance, CoMmies!
"Marty Prehn
Just now
BREAKING NEWS and an EMERGENCY CALL 2 ALL METRO DETROIT HERO'S and Community leaders, Mayors, Police Chiefs, City Council members, Pastors, Judges, lawyers, State Representatives, Senators, business leaders, sports figures, MOTOWN music legends, Ambassador Bridge owners, Detroit sports team owners, restaurant owners tv and radio station personalities and news reporters, and citizens and friends of METRO DETROIT. NOW is the time to buy your tickets to the Friday, June 17th METRO DETROIT HOMETOWN HERO'S & UNITY DINNER that will take place in my hometown of St. Clair Shores, Michigan. Tickets are $50 a piece or a leadership table for 10 can be purchased for $500 with a table towards the front but will be on a first come basis. I will be selling tickets for the next 3 days ONLY at the Eastpointe Cruisin Gratiot cars shows from 4-7pm on the following days and locations. TODAY June 13th at the 9 and Gratiot BIG BOYS in Eastpointe. TOMORROW June 14th at the CLOVERLEAF restaurant on Gratiot between Stephens and 9 mile. And on WEDNESDAY June 15th at the 1st STATE BANK on 9 mile near Gratiot across from the Courthouse and Police Station. Tickets are on a cash only basis and tickets are limited and MUST purchased in advance so the Barrister Gardens Banquet hall has a head count of how many dinners they will have to plan for. I can also be reach on my cell phone at 1 586 563 0989 or message me on fb and friend me if you are not already a friend on fb. BUY YOUR METRO DETROIT HOMETOWN HERO'S & UNITY DINNER tickets TODAY while they last as seating is limited to the 1st 500 ticket holders"
Don't wait too long CoMmies, tickets will soon be gone. Hurry to the ATM or Walmart because as we've already reported, tickets are cash or Walmart money order only.
BE A PART OF MERO HISTORY!
Friday, April 22, 2016
Marty Wow Commemorative Lunchbox - Just Add Food!
Now is the time, the time is now - for a big announcement from everyone here at CoM!
As we continue to watch Marty rename and change the content of whatever he's calling his great weekend of fake events, all of us here decided we'd go to Happy Hour for a little team building and brainstorming session. After a few adult beverages, some bright intern, who shall remain nameless, found some inspiration and came up with a great idea. Why not have a competing weekend extravaganza to honor the biggest lying fraud the world has ever seen?
As the drinks flowed during our meeting, so did the great ideas for various events we could hold during our Moronic Mongoose tribute weekend. Unfortunately, these ideas were scribbled on a cocktail napkin that became unreadable when Cookout vomitted on himself and the table. I can't remember all the great ideas now but, as our staffers remember them, I'll release the details. For now I'll just use the go-to delay tactic our hero Marty uses when announcing his great upcoming events.
"Details to follow. Watch for the upcoming event page!"
One idea that did manage to survive this historic night was a merchandising idea that will be available to all of our loyal readers for purchase during the various weekend events. I sent the order to begin production to our factory this morning. Other items are "in the works" but here is our first official item to commemorate this historical weekend:
Order now, CoMmies, quantities are going to be limited to preserve the collector's value. These won't last long, so don't hesitate. Order now!
As we continue to watch Marty rename and change the content of whatever he's calling his great weekend of fake events, all of us here decided we'd go to Happy Hour for a little team building and brainstorming session. After a few adult beverages, some bright intern, who shall remain nameless, found some inspiration and came up with a great idea. Why not have a competing weekend extravaganza to honor the biggest lying fraud the world has ever seen?
As the drinks flowed during our meeting, so did the great ideas for various events we could hold during our Moronic Mongoose tribute weekend. Unfortunately, these ideas were scribbled on a cocktail napkin that became unreadable when Cookout vomitted on himself and the table. I can't remember all the great ideas now but, as our staffers remember them, I'll release the details. For now I'll just use the go-to delay tactic our hero Marty uses when announcing his great upcoming events.
"Details to follow. Watch for the upcoming event page!"
One idea that did manage to survive this historic night was a merchandising idea that will be available to all of our loyal readers for purchase during the various weekend events. I sent the order to begin production to our factory this morning. Other items are "in the works" but here is our first official item to commemorate this historical weekend:
Order now, CoMmies, quantities are going to be limited to preserve the collector's value. These won't last long, so don't hesitate. Order now!
Stay tuned to the Internet's foremost authority on "All Things Marty" as we get approval from our legal department to release certain correspondence sent to the former Eastpointe Cruise Committee member. Nice work, Bob. Now go apologize to that waitress from our meeting...
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