It's a great day for everyone here at CoM, but one of the worst days Marty has seen since his crushing defeat by a slew of "cyberstalkers" at City Council - and on public access TV, no less.
Today his man crush, hero and savior Bill Windsor was arrested. After 53 days as a fugitive, Windsor's flight from justice is over. Now that he's back in custody, I can't imagine Bill will be getting bail this time. It appears Big Vexi will be gone for a long time.
How does this translate into a bad day for Marty you might ask? Well, several other members of Lawless America (like the Mongoose) will now be facing various charges.
I'll close this update with a thought or two for Marty, as we know he reads here regularly:
Get ready Marty, they'll be coming to visit you soon. Be watching out the door at Fergan's Carquest for the sheriff to pull up. Make sure you hide in the closet when there is a knock on Linda's apartment door. Watch your rear view mirror for flashing lights while you're doing deliveries. They're coming Marty!! It's only a matter of time. Just like it was with Windsor.
I wonder if Marty will cry just like Windsor did when they picked him up?
