As Marty spent the last week licking his self inflicted wounds from Spunday Sunday©, a new dilemma was delivered on Valentines Day. We are now on full spin alert to see how the Mongoose will attempt to recover from this latest SNAFU.
With the announcement this past Friday that Megan was no longer an evil cookie, six months of Marty's investigating was flushed down the toilet. All that time listening to wiretaps and watching her masturbate with stuffed animals wasted. Does the FBI still have her surrounded? Was Marty's airfare to Texas to personally slap the cuffs on her refundable?
As Marty's support from advocate groups and individuals disappeared, his entire focus became Megan. So what is he left with now? Will he continue to work with the Texas AG to free Joey Dauben? Is Megan still a domestic terrorist? Am I still Megan or will my identity become the same as the latest evil cookie suspect? Will Marty come out of hiding to refocus his and the FBI's investigation?
Maybe Marty should consider returning to what he was doing before getting sidetracked by a balloon clown. It seems he had more success scamming old ladies out of money and stalking middle aged women. Or maybe Marty will reinvent himself as something totally new. Will he stop chasing cookies and switch back to pizza? Only time will answer these questions but you can be sure of one thing:
We'll be here to point out that whatever he comes up with is a lie.
That's how the cookie crumbles!
