First things first, CoMmies. I have to start out this latest Marty Prehn fake advocacy report by welcoming all of our recent new readers from Detroit. We've certainly had a surge in views from within the city itself and ObamaPhone views are off the charts! When Marty starts attempting to spread the lie of his greatness to a new section of "Metro" Detroit, people start to Google him and guess where they land? I'm more than happy to point out to these people just what a lying, fake, worthless asshole Marty really is. So welcome "close Marty friends". Make sure you read our previous articles so you can fully understand the Mongoose's years long struggle for attention. We can't tell you how many endless hours of laughter we've enjoyed at the expense of your newest brother.
Ok, back to the idiot. Marty decided to bless us with one of his infamous "look at me" posts this morning, complete with a Marty dream come true. A news video that has a split second view of his dumb ass. It contains the trademarks that we've all become to expect from the attention starved moron. Here is Marty's latest:
As you can see, this is just another standard attention seeking post from Marty. He starts out by showing us what the most important aspect of Marty's advocacy really is - attention for himself. "Watch this video and look for Elder Dawg wearing his Special Agent hat." It's not about working for change or giving credit to those who are actually trying to make a difference. It's all about the Mongoose being seen on TV. Do you see posts like this being put out by the people who were actually interviewed by the press? Do they tout their appearance on TV BECAUSE THEY WERE NEWSWORTHY all over Facebook? No, they don't because that's not what they're trying to accomplish. They are doing this because they care about their community, Marty does it to bring attention to himself. I struggle to find the words to describe how pathetic Marty is, but we here at CoM know it when we see it. He's just so "Martyish©".
I'm going to skip the rest of his comment because it's really just more Mongoose crap. Drop the name of an ex-con friend of Kwami,, throw out all of the cliche's he's heard about this rally and add some lie to take credit for someone being there. The most telling part of this Marty post is the video he so wants people to see him in.
After watching the video Marty is so proud of and is just begging people to watch, I couldn't help but laugh at him. Only a desperate attention hound would even mention this video and tell you to look for him in it. First of all, you can immediately see that nobody there really wants to have anything to do with Elder Dawg. It's really hard to see how they really feel about Marty because, you never really see him for more than a second or two at a time. I decided to try to capture some still shots of the Greatest Advocate Michigan has ever known but it was quite difficult. Here is one I managed to grab:
You can see Marty in the distance behind the person being interviewed. This is as close as Marty ever gets to the reporter and his camera crew. I'm left to wonder why Marty was stuck so far away from the action. Instead of being kicked to the back of the bus, it appears Marty was relegated to the back of the rally. It's really hilarious to watch, though. Marty bounced around like the energizer bunny trying to stay in the camera shot. Is he so far away because the organizers corralled him away from the camera or have all the reporters and their crews gotten wise and filed PPO's on the Mongoose? It does appear he stays at least 50 feet away at all times.
Marty managed to stay in the camera view long enough for me to get a shot of him one other time. Here he is still peeking over a crowd of shoulders from the rear:
As you can see from both of the pictures I've shown you, Marty isn't interacting with the crowd nor waving a protest sign. He's doing nothing more than staring at the camera and hoping he will show up in the final footage the station airs. One of the people interviewed says the people are not there for the media, but to try to help the community. That's just not true of Elder Dawg. He's there for one reason and one reason only. His appearance at this rally was for the sole purpose of getting himself on television. After seeing him in this video, I can't help but wonder; is this what he looked like when he was "marching hand in hand" with MLK at the age of ten? Did he look this same way while waiting in line to get Dan Haggerty's autograph? These photos are a window into Marty's entire life. Standing in the back, desperately peeking over the crowd at the people who matter. All so he can later try to claim he was involved from the start. What a loser.
I'll have to wrap up this latest update now. Today is the day of Marty great Unity in the Community Task Force press conference and I'm waiting on an update. Right now, RC3 is searching the city, with all of the Detroit press, looking for the Top Secret location of this "historic event". Marty's big clue "metro" left everyone in the dark about this press conference. I guess he just got too busy sending friend requests to tell us the next clue.
Marty: Should the next clue happen to be "Slurpee", pay that poor clerk for the Slim Jim's you stole. It came out of her pay, you pathetic bastard.
